Pick up an assassin as a wife

The sloppy old man laughed heartily when he saw the silly big guy finally finished eating.

I couldn't help but secretly say: Did you finally talk to me?

But even though he thought so in his heart, the old man pretended to have a serious look on his face, coughed twice and said: "It's gone...it's gone...I will buy it for you when you get off the car later." "

"I want it!!!" Suddenly the big stupid man roared again.

"I cāo... this is in the car. Where can I get it for you?" The old man suddenly jumped up and said to the stupid guy.

"I want it! I want it now!"

A loud shout came out of the silly big man's mouth again, and then he stretched out a hand and grabbed the old man's arm. After the old man's arm was caught, his face was shocked, and then there was an invisible breath. Energy suddenly surged out of his body, then penetrated into his arms, and then he used the fierce energy in his body to resist the terrifying power of that stupid big man's hand!

The old man is not stupid. The last time his arm was pulled and dislocated by the stupid guy in front of him is still vivid in his mind, so he is prepared in advance.

"Silly man... I'll buy it when I get off the car later. I'll buy it when I get off the car. We're in the car. Look, the car is running. I can't get out... okay?" The old man was exerting all his strength to resist at this moment. Looking at the terrifying force that the silly man grabbed his arm, he said to the silly man as if "begging".

The silly big man had a very unhappy expression, and glanced at the passing scenery outside the car with dull eyes, as if he understood... Finally, the hand that was holding the old man's hand moved away.

Then he lowered his head and stopped talking as if he was angry. His eyes were like those of a wronged little daughter-in-law...

When the old man saw the stupid man letting go of his arm, he couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief... Then he looked at his wrist. When he saw it, he almost cursed: Damn it, my wrist has been hit again. Five purple handprints appeared when pinched!

The old man was angry in his heart, but he didn't dare to say anything more. He could only swallow his anger, but this time it was much better than the last few times... At least my hand was not dislocated. Fortunately, fortunately! The old man was thinking about it with a smile.

As for that stupid big guy? After finishing the lollipop, he lowered his head deeply, as if he was angry, without looking up or speaking.

The old man looked at the silly big man and said nothing. He tilted his head to one side and closed his eyes to rest.

"I need to pee!" Suddenly a thunderous word came out of the stupid man's mouth.

When he heard this sentence, the old man suddenly opened his eyes.

ah?

he cried out.

"Silly man, do you want to pee?" the old man said, looking at the silly big man depressedly.

But I saw the stupid guy nodding his head.

The old man's balls hurt when he laid down. He looked around, and then looked outside the car. His balls hurt when he laid down... Damn it, he needed to pee, what should he do?

We haven't reached the station yet, so the driver doesn't stop at all.

But this kid said he wanted to pee. If he was unhappy, he dared to pee here in public... This didn't happen before in Langshan. Thinking of this, the old man couldn't help but feel pain in his balls. He felt depressed. depressed.

What to do? What to do?

Finally, the helpless old man suddenly glanced at the driver over there.

Then he turned his eyes and said to the stupid guy next to him: "Silly man... you go tell the driver that you need to pee, and then ask him to stop. In that case, I will take you." How about peeing down there?"

The silly guy listened and nodded slightly.

The tall man with a height of more than two meters suddenly stood up, and with a bang, his head hit the roof of the car! Too tall, who made him grow too tall!

"Haha!" When the old man saw the stupid big head hit the roof of the car, he laughed like a schadenfreude.

The stupid man suddenly turned around and glared at the old man, who quickly covered his mouth.

The big stupid man then hunched his burly body and squeezed forward like a hill.

When the tall and stupid man suddenly squeezed towards the front, the people crowded in the car immediately looked away and dispersed, for fear of having physical contact with this "savage".

But he said that the driver in front of him was driving when he suddenly felt a mountain-like figure suddenly shrouding him behind him. He who was driving suddenly felt an invisible pressure. When he turned around, he suddenly saw a picture. The silly face looked at him blankly.

This shocked the driver.

A burly man who looked like a "gorilla" was standing motionless behind the driver.

The driver was startled, raised his eyes to look up at the terrifying giant man in front of him, and then said displeasedly: "What do you want to do?"

"Pee." The two words came out of the stupid man's mouth at once.

When the driver said the word "pee, pee", the driver almost spat out. The passengers next to him burst into laughter, and some even started talking secretly.

"Are you stupid...the bus hasn't arrived yet!" The driver glared at the stupid man in front of him impatiently, and then ignored him in front of him.

But the stupid guy, seeing the driver in front of him ignoring him, suddenly said angrily: "I need to pee."

When he spoke again, the passengers around him laughed.

The driver's face was turning green and white. The car was still driving and it hadn't arrived at the stop yet, but the idiot behind him actually said he needed to pee?

Damn, what's going on?

"Are you really stupid or are you pretending to be stupid? Damn it, the bus hasn't arrived yet... Where are you going to pee?" The driver said impatiently to the stupid guy in front of him.

Hearing what the driver said, the stupid guy suddenly became angry.

He was really angry.

His originally honest and silly face turned ferocious in an instant, and the terrifying aura emanating from his eyes was like that of a wild beast.

Suddenly he roared angrily: "I need to pee..."

When this roar came out, the big idiot in front of him suddenly clenched a fist, and then punched the steering wheel in front of the driver.

There was a bang, and the steering wheel was bent completely by that stupid guy's punch...

The bus that was originally running was knocked off the steering wheel by this "barbaric" idiot with a punch, and the bus suddenly rushed toward the crowd in front with a hiss...

The driver suddenly panicked and froze.

But luckily he was still nimble enough. When he saw the car losing direction and rushing towards the crowd in front, he braked suddenly and stepped on it... The bus made a loud hiss and appeared from under the bus. The black smoke came up like it was being burned, but luckily the bus finally stopped without hitting anyone.