The movement of Xiang Long and his group attracted the attention of Huang Lei and the other two.
""Teacher He, what's wrong with you? Why are you laughing so happily?"
Huang Lei asked
"It's nothing, it's just... Xiang Long and Bai Lu are so funny."
He Ling wiped her tears and smiled,"I didn't expect them to have such a good understanding."
With He Ling's many years of experience in variety shows, she could naturally see that Xiang Long and Bai Lu were deliberately cooperating and exaggerating the effect.
Huang Lei suddenly realized it.
Peng Peng and Zhang Zifeng looked at Xiang Long and the others with some envy.
You know, they have participated in"Longing for Life" with He Ling and Huang Lei for almost two seasons, but their performance in the show can't be said to be wonderful, it can only be said to be so-so.
If Longing for Life was not originally a slow variety show, and the pursuit of laughter was not so high, they would have been scolded by netizens long ago.
Therefore, seeing that Xiang Long and Bai Lu could make He Ling, the old man of variety shows, laugh so much, they couldn't help but feel a little envious.
Huang Lei saw through the two people's thoughts at a glance, so he deliberately said:
"Okay, there's nothing for you to do in the kitchen anymore, go find Xiang Long and the others. Oh, tell Teacher He that it's time to prepare the pork belly and grass carp."
Peng Peng and Zhang Zifeng responded and went outside.
After relaying Huang Lei's words, He Ling immediately understood what the old partner meant. He wanted them to interact more with Xiang Long and the others and learn from their variety show experience.
He Ling thought for a moment and said:
"Since we need to prepare two kinds of ingredients, pork belly and grass carp, why don't we split into two teams, one team goes to the fields to catch fish, and the other team goes to the market to buy fish."
Before he finished speaking, Xiang Long immediately said:
"I'm going to the market to buy fish!"
Bai Lu followed closely:"I want to go to the market to play... No, to buy fish!"
Seeing this, Peng Peng and Zhang Zifeng also reacted and said they wanted to buy fish. After all, going to the market is much easier than catching fish in the fields.
Teacher He smiled and said:
"So, you have already divided into teams, right? One side is siblings, the other side is husband and wife... Ahem, sorry, it's lovers... Ah, that's not right... Oh, how would you describe your relationship then?"
He Ling suppressed her laughter and acted distressed.
【It's you who's hurt, Teacher He!】
【Otherwise why is he called He Yue Lao?】
【Teacher He likes to tease young couples who haven't made their relationship public yet.】
【Teacher He yyds】
【That’s right, these two people neither openly nor admit it, how should people call them, how about calling them lovers? [狗头]】
【I feel like Mr. He is having a lot of fun with CP.……】
Mushroom House.
Facing He Ling's question, Bai Lu was a girl, and it was not convenient to answer such questions, so she could only laugh.
Xiang Long didn't care. After thinking carefully, he moved away from Bai Lu, then touched his collar and answered in a low voice:
"Teacher He, I think we should be considered enemies."
""Hahaha!"
Teacher He clapped his hands and laughed again.
Xiang Long was obviously responding to the scene where Bai Lu grabbed his collar and threatened him just now.
Bai Lu naturally heard Xiang Long's answer. Her laughing expression suddenly froze, and then she stood up expressionlessly.
As soon as she moved, Xiang Long jumped up immediately - literally jumped up, as if there was a spring under his butt.
Bai Lu held back her laughter and asked,"Xiang Lili, what did you just say?"
"I said, the relationship between us should be that of enemies in the previous life."
Xiang Long said with a sad face:"I owe you in the previous life. In this life, I can only be your slave and sell my hard labor for the rest of my life." Bai
Lu nodded in satisfaction, snorted and sat down. Peng Peng was stunned and praised:
"Brother Long, you are really good at confusing right and wrong!"
""Beep!"
Xiang Long rushed to Peng Peng, covered his mouth and warned him:"Children can't speak, what are you talking about? This is the voice from my heart."
【Hahaha!】
【Peng Peng is too honest】
【Directly use the inversion of black and white】
【Xiang Long said that he had been working like a cow and a horse for Bai Lu all his life... If I remember correctly, cows and horses seemed to be used for plowing the fields?】
【Plowing the land carefully]】
【Shut up! It's fine to drive in Running Man, but can you drive on this crappy road?】
【Plowing the land is not a kind of concentrated liquid... Bah, agricultural behavior, sowing seeds in the ground, how can this be called driving? [Serious face]】
【I searched a lot! I feel like I learned a lot.】
【Is this the Internet? Exciting!]
Back in the Mushroom House, the four of them divided into two groups: Xiang Long and Bai Lu, and Peng Peng and Zhang Zifeng.
"Since you all want to go to the market to buy fish, let's play a game to decide who will go."
He Ling said:
"To be fair, you guys can decide which game to play by rock-paper-scissors. The winner will decide which game to play."
"Then we will definitely win!"
Xiang Long laughed and came behind Bai Lu. While massaging her shoulders and neck, he said proudly:
"We have the ACE of rock-paper-scissors!"
Bai Lu also made a proud expression, waving her hands horizontally in front of her, revealing a look of contempt:
"arrange!"
"But……"
He Ling deliberately covered her mouth and whispered:"Xiang Long, can't Bai Lu only beat you in rock-paper-scissors?"
Xiang Long's face froze, and then he forced himself to be calm:"It doesn't matter, Teacher Bai can even beat me, so it's no problem for him to beat Peng Peng and Zi Feng."
So, after discussing for a while, Xiang Long sent Bai Lu to fight, and the other side sent Zhang Zi Feng
"Come on, Mr. Bai!"
Xiang Long shouted loudly.
Peng Peng wanted to learn from Xiang Long and shouted too:
"Come on, sister!"
Xiang Long's heart moved, he winked at Peng Peng, and shouted again:"Teacher Bai will win!"
Peng Peng was stunned at first, then he understood, and pretended to be unwilling to be outdone and shouted:"Sister will win!"
Xiang Long shouted again:"Teacher Bai is invincible!"
Peng Peng followed closely:"Sister is invincible!"
Xiang Long stared at Peng Peng:"Teacher Bai is first!"
Peng Peng also shouted:"Sister is first!"
Xiang Long:"……"
Pumbaa:"……"
For a moment, before the rock-paper-scissors game on the field started, Xiang Long and Peng Peng started competing first.
Teacher He and the other two all laughed.
In the kitchen, Huang Lei, who saw this scene, nodded with satisfaction. This was why he asked Peng Peng and Zhang Zifeng to go outside to meet Xiang Long.
‘I never knew Xiang Long was really good at variety shows. '
Outside, looking at Peng Peng who showed no weakness, Xiang Long suddenly rolled his eyes, coughed lightly, waved his hands and shouted:
"Fairy descended to earth Bai Mengyan!"
"The peerless beauty Bai Mengyan!"
"Milk skin Bai Mengyan!"
Swish!
As soon as he said these words, it was like a thunderbolt, and the whole place turned into scorched earth.
Peng Peng looked at Xiang Long, then at Zhang Zifeng beside him, his face flushed red, and then he gritted his teeth and was about to shout along.
Seeing him like this, Zhang Zifeng was so scared that he screamed:
""Brother, stop!"
If Peng Peng really yelled at her like that today, she felt that she would never go out again.
Bai Lu and He Ling finally came to their senses at this time.
However, He Ling was laughing wildly while holding her stomach, while Bai Lu chased Xiang Long with a red face, shouting in shame and anger:
"Ahhh! Xiang Lili, I'm going to kill you!!"
In the live broadcast room, netizens were already laughing:
【Hahahahahahaha!】
【I laughed so hard that my mouth watered】
【Xiang Long’s variety show effect is invincible!】
【Even when I heard it myself, I felt my toes tapping against the ground. How did Xiang Long shout that?】
【Is this what it means when love becomes deep and dark?】
【Seeing Bai Lu's reaction makes me feel that Xiang Long has a hard time [狗头]】
【I finally understood what Mr. Huang meant when he said Xiang Long was thick-skinned.】
【Xiang Long, you are the biggest discovery of this year's variety show! 】
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