"Hahahaha!"
Bai Lu once again laughed out her characteristic hearty laugh, her mouth wide open, not caring about her image at all. The reason why she laughed so hard was naturally because she had once again defeated Xiang Long in the rock-paper-scissors game - just now, she had played a rock.
Compared to Bai Lu's excitement, Xiang Long was completely bewildered, to the point that he himself could not believe it, and he also laughed bitterly:
"No, audience friends, if I say this is not a script, do you believe it?"
He asked the camera a soul-searching question.
There is no way, anyone who plays rock-paper-scissors with the same person and loses six times in a row will doubt it.
Especially in the last three rounds, they were all exactly the same: Bai showed rock, Xiang Long showed scissors.
【To be honest, I believe】
【I believe it too - because the script can't be so stupid [狗头]】
【Lost Bailu six times in a row, you can do it】
【Brother Long, let’s tear off the name tags from now on instead of playing rock-paper-scissors. You know you’re not destined for that, right?】
【If this is a script, then the screenwriter is really rubbish.]
At this time,
Bai Lu calmed down from her ecstasy, crossed her arms, and walked over with a nonchalant look:
"Xiang Long, right?"
"Tearing off name tags is awesome, right?"
"You want to destroy our Running Man team, right?"
"Do you want to play rock-paper-scissors with your sister again?"
Hard, hard fist.
Looking at Bai Lu's arrogant look, Xiang Long clenched his fist - he wanted to play with Bai Lu again immediately.
But thinking of his bad luck of losing six games in a row, he hesitated again.
If he lost again, he was afraid that he would never get rid of the word"bad luck"
"But I am very curious."
Bai Lu deliberately blinked and asked:
"I just said that I want to play rock, you can just play paper, or rock, why do you have to play scissors?"
Her voice was so clear, innocent and lovely, but to Xiang Long, it sounded like a cruel executioner, tearing open her unhealed wounds and sprinkling salt, cumin, chili powder, and Orleans barbecue sauce on them...
It hurts, it hurts too much.
Xiang Long took a deep breath. He had already lost anyway, and he said with a sad tone of broken jar:
"Because I predicted your prediction"
"What the hell?"
Bai Lu was confused:"You predicted my prediction?"
"Yes."
Xiang Long explained numbly:
"When you said rock, you must have predicted that I would use paper to counter you, so in order to restrain me, you would use scissors to predict my prediction."
Bai Lu scratched his head:"No, since you predicted that I would use scissors, you should also use rock."
"Yes, but unfortunately——"
Xiang Long's tone suddenly became excited and he said loudly:
"I thought you were too smart. I thought that since you had predicted that I would use stone to predict your prediction, you would definitely choose to use 'cloth' to restrain my prediction of you!"
Bai Luren was stunned:"So——"
"So!"
Xiang Long said with grief and indignation:"I thought you were on the fourth floor, but unexpectedly, you were only on the first floor and didn't move at all!"
""Pfft——Hahahahaha!"
Bai Lu laughed out loud again.
The audience in the live broadcast room also laughed like crazy:
【My goodness, you are playing with nesting dolls here!】
【Xiang Long: It’s my fault for thinking too much】
【I thought you were a king, but you turned out to be just a bronze】
【What is this, a natural remedy for evil?】
【Strange CPs increase again]
Art Museum.
Listening to Bai Lu's laughter, Xiang Long's hands were shaking with anger, and his lips trembled:
"Don't be complacent, I...I will come back!"
After saying a classic line from a villain, Xiang Long turned around and left quickly.
Looking at Xiang Long's desolate back, Bai Lu waved loudly:
"Uncle, you are welcome to come back anytime to play rock-paper-scissors with me!"
Xiang Long stumbled and left even faster.
Bai Lu smiled so hard that her eyes curved into a crescent moon. Then she suddenly thought of something, clapped her hands, and said to the camera:"No, I have to tell others that Xiang Long is not good at rock-paper-scissors!"
After that, she didn't bother to look for her R coins and went to the other members of the Running Man team.
Not long after, she met Angelababy
"Baby, let me tell you something.——"
Bai Lu immediately recounted the two rock-paper-scissors contests between herself and Xiang Long.
"Is this true?"
Baby said in disbelief:"You beat Xiang Long six times in a row?"
""Yeah!"
Bai Lu nodded affirmatively:"So, next time you meet Xiang Long, ask him to play rock-paper-scissors with you. If he doesn't agree, you can provoke him by asking if he is afraid, and he will definitely agree."
Seeing this scene, the barrage of comments flew by like crazy:
【666】
【Good boy, you summed it up quickly.】
【Xiang Long: Listen to me, thank you.】
【Xiang Long: You are a nice person.]
Baby was a little skeptical, but she thought that even if she failed, she would just be torn apart, so she nodded and agreed.
Coincidentally, not long after she and Bai Lu separated, she met Xiang Long.
"Baby, I'm sorry!"
As he said that, Xiang Long rushed over and tore off her name tag.
"Wait a minute!"
Seeing this, Baby quickly stretched out his hand and asked,"Xiang Long, do you dare to play rock-paper-scissors with me?"
Xiang Long:……
"Bai Lu told you everything?"
Xiang Long took a deep breath and said speechlessly
"Yes, that's right."
Seeing that Xiang Long really didn't do anything, Baby also laughed:"Well, just tell me whether you dare or not?"
"Hey, look at my bad temper!"
Xiang Long rolled up his sleeves and said,"Let's compete!"
"Okay, let's hurry up and decide the winner in one round."
"No problem."
Then, they put their fists behind their backs and said together:"Rock, scissors, paper!"
They both stretched out their right hands at the same time:
Xiang Long, scissors.
Baby, paper.
Seeing that he had won over baby, Xiang Long excitedly clenched his fist and said loudly to the camera:
"I knew it, I knew it! Guys, see, I won’t keep losing. I just had bad luck. Now, my luck is back!"
【Hahahaha】
【Watch for children to be excited】
【It seems that I didn't win the rock-paper-scissors game, but won the world championship.
After winning against Baby, Xiang Long said in high spirits:
"Next, it's my revenge moment - Bai Lu, wait, this time, I will definitely avenge my previous shame!"
After saying that, he trotted to find Bai Lu.
A few minutes later, he didn't find Bai Lu, but met Zhou Shen first.
And Zhou Shen's first words made Xiang Long speechless on the spot.——
"Xiang Long, do you dare to play rock-paper-scissors with me?"
"Bai Lu told you this again?"
After getting a positive answer, Xiang Long waved his fist at the camera and said,"Teacher Bai Lu, I will remember this account."
Then, he smiled at Zhou Shen and said,"Come on, let's play a round to decide the winner."
"Rock, Paper, Scissors!"
Xiang Long played paper, while Zhou Shen played rock.
"Sorry, Mr. Zhou Shen."
Xiang Long shrugged and tore off Zhou Shen's name tag.
"No, this is different from what Bai Lu said.……"
Zhou Shen looked confused:"She clearly said that you are bad at rock-paper-scissors."
"Very bad?"
Xiang Long's eyes jumped.
"Ah, no, no, Bai Lu meant that you are not good at playing rock-paper-scissors."
Zhou Shen quickly explained with a smile
"It doesn't matter, Mr. Zhou Shen, you don't need to explain to her. Anyway, the grudge between me and her is not worse than this!"
Xiang Long looked like"Bai Lu and I will never reconcile".
Zhou Shen laughed.
In a place where the camera couldn't see, he secretly gave Xiang Long a thumbs up.
In his opinion, Xiang Long's reaction was very effective for variety shows.
Xiang Long smiled and nodded to express his gratitude, and then shouted with a murderous look:
"Bai Lu, come out - I'm here to seek revenge on you!"
Before he finished speaking, he saw Bai Lu's slender figure walking leisurely from the other end of the corridor.
She was picking her ears nonchalantly, with an impatient look on her face:
"Oh, I heard it, I heard it, why are you shouting so loudly, what if you disturb the flowers and plants?"
Xiang Long's eyes twitched:...
Zhou Shenze clapped his hands and laughed.
"Teacher Bailu, don't be complacent."
Xiang Long took a deep breath and said in a deep voice:"I am no longer the same person I was before. This time, I will definitely……"
Before he could finish his words, Bai Lu interrupted him:
""Okay, okay, I know you want revenge on me, why are you saying so much nonsense? Let's compete quickly. After I win, I still have to continue looking for R coins. I just found three - hey, Shen Shen, how many did you find?"
Seeing Bai Lu's look of not taking him seriously at all, Xiang Long opened his eyes wide, breathing heavier, and his face gradually turned red.
The other people around, whether it was Zhou Shen or the camera staff, were all amused by the scene between Xiang Long and Bai Lu.
The audience in the live broadcast room also laughed:
【Hahahaha, this scene is invincible】
【Famous scene reservation】
【Big Devil and Little White Deer, lock them up for me!!】
【I feel like Xiang Long is completely controlled by Bai Lu, haha】
【Look how angry Xiang Long is, his face is red】
【For some reason I feel it's a little cute, what's going on?】
【The old father who seems to be omnipotent faces the feeling of a naughty daughter】
【Xiang Long, show some courage, you are the devil who wiped out the Running Man team】
【Xiang Long is so tall, but he is being controlled by the petite and cute Bai Lu. I am so excited! 】
Art Museum.
Xiang Long took a deep breath and said with a nervous and expectant look:"Come on, Teacher Bai Lu, let's fight it out!""
""Okay, okay, that's it. Why are you in such a hurry?"
Bai Lu waved her hand nonchalantly.
"In this case, I still need to find R coins, and time is tight, so let's decide the winner in one game?"
""Okay!"
Xiang Long nodded vigorously.
Then, they both put their right hands behind their backs.
"Rock, Scissors, Paper!"
As soon as the words fell, they both stretched out their right hands.
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