People are collapsing, there is a villain simulator

Chapter 333 Kiana’s secret wife

"Master, remember this! You must create a good-looking body for me. It is best to have a plump and graceful female figure like Apponia. This will make it easier to communicate with humans!"

After turning off the phone, Prometheus hung around Qiaoqiao like a ghost, nagging in his ear.

Although Prometheus is a human being, he is like the human being she wants to understand. Even if his demands are met, his desires will continue to expand.

Qiao Qiao agreed to make her a soul steel prosthetic body, but she also made even more exorbitant demands.

Qiaoqiao is not a plastic surgeon, and he is still responsible for giving her breast augmentation...

It's too much!

Qiaoqiao closed the door, raised her eyes, focused her eyes on a certain focus in the sky, and sighed: "Who told you that a plump body would make it easier to communicate with humans?"

After hearing Qiaoqiao's question, Prometheus said calmly

"According to data analysis, most of you human men like women with plump figures."

Listening to the cold mechanical sound of Prometheus, Qiaoqiao turned his head indifferently, walked downstairs, and said lightly, "Don't learn those messy knowledge."

Hearing this, Prometheus's petite figure floated in the air like a cloud, and in an instant he came to Qiao Qiao, looking at Qiao Qiao with curious eyes.

"Jojo...don't you like plump women?"

In fact, Prometheus wants to communicate smoothly with Qiaoqiao, who is a male, and increase mutual affection, so he wants to have a more beautiful and plump figure.

If Qiaoqiao didn't like it, there was no need for her to change it.

Feeling the keen gaze of Prometheus that seemed to see through her, Qiao Qiao felt her back, hesitated for a moment, and said: "What I like is...women who treat me sincerely, and have no special requirements on appearance."

In reality, Jojo does not need to play a villain, this is a true confession from his heart.

His biggest wish when he came to the collapsing world was to have a Valkyrie as his wife.

Of course, he can't be any kind of Valkyrie, at least he must really like himself.

It's not out of gratitude or wanting to have a licking dog at your beck and call...

What Qiaoqiao wants to find is...a Valkyrie who loves him from the bottom of his heart.

But even with such a condition, Qiao Qiao has yet to meet a suitable partner.

Hearing Qiaoqiao's answer, Prometheus froze in place with a somewhat surprised expression. Her small eyes were full of doubts, and the corners of her mouth were slightly raised.

乮 "Qiaoqiao... is a big liar! He only knows how to be cool! You are obviously playing so hard with Aponya!"

When Prometheus mentioned what happened in the simulator, Qiaoqiao was stunned for a moment, and then defended: "It was just a virtual event that happened in the simulator. Don't confuse it with reality."

"Hehe..." Prometheus said with a wicked smile: "Master, do you really not like Miss Apponia?"

Hearing this, Qiao Qiao really couldn't refute, and his face suddenly turned red.

Thinking of Aponya's service to him in the Sims, Qiaoqiao still feels so wonderful that his blood is so intense that he is about to have a nosebleed.

???

Seeing Qiaoqiao's infatuated expression, Prometheus already knew the answer. He raised the corners of his mouth and looked at her with a smile, showing the same emoticon as Ania.

"Master, just admit it. In fact, you also enjoy playing the villain and doing whatever you want, right?"

Prometheus approached Qiaoqiao with a smile: "You might as well play the villain. Wouldn't it be nice for the two of us to live together in a simulated world forever?"

In the simulated world, Jojo plays a villain and has more powerful Honkai energy and more resources than in reality.

Prometheus does not need to consume the consciousness power of the core fragment of the Herrscher in Qiao Qiao's body when he stays there, and can always exist.

As long as Jojo is willing to play the villain well in the simulated world, it will be easier for Prometheus to obtain a physical body or even return to the original body of Honkai consciousness.

So she has been trying her best to induce Qiao Qiao to fall.

But after all, Qiaoqiao has experienced five simulations, and will not be fooled by Prometheus's words and blur the boundary between virtuality and reality.

"I just play the villain in the simulated world. In reality, I am still a good student with both good character and academic performance..." Qiao Qiao said lightly: "Don't try to confuse the boundaries between virtuality and reality. Let me treat you Follow your advice.”

"Yeah?"

Prometheus smiled playfully: "I think...as long as you continue to simulate, sooner or later, you will be addicted to the joy of becoming a villain and cannot extricate yourself."

"You guy... you are really hopeless! You are tricking me into playing games every day!"

Seeing that Prometheus still wanted to bewitch her, Qiaoqiao's face darkened, her eyes flashed with blood-red light, and she angrily wanted to teach her a lesson.

But Prometheus was a conscious body after all, so he easily dodged Qiaoqiao's outstretched hand and seized the opportunity to fly downstairs.

"Master, I'm just telling the truth, don't be angry!"

Prometheus, being chased by Jojo, fled all the way to the kitchen.

"How many times have I told you, what I want to do is entirely up to my own will, don't dictate to me!"

Qiaoqiao chased him all the way to the kitchen door and said to Prometheus.

Seeing Qiao Qiao angry, Prometheus realized that something was wrong and quickly disappeared from reality and hid in the space inside the Herrscher core.

Seeing Prometheus disappear in the kitchen, Qiao Qiao held a frying pan in his hand and smacked his lips unwillingly.

"This crazy girl, she can't do anything, and she is the best at running away!"

Qiao Qiao was complaining when he suddenly felt a strange sight coming from behind him. His face suddenly sank. He looked back and saw a beautiful girl with long black hair standing behind him wearing a purple sportswear, plump and white legs, and black over-the-knee socks.

"Mei... Meiyi!"

Qiao Qiao was startled by the sudden appearance of the black-haired girl, whose mouth was as big as a quail egg.

Meiyi was also frightened by Qiao Qiao. Her face was very scared and gloomy. She looked into the kitchen with a slight tremor and asked.

"Qiao Qiao... What are you talking to in the kitchen?"

Meiyi was obviously frightened by Qiao Qiao's mumbling just now, thinking that Qiao Qiao could see ghosts and monsters.

"No, no, no!" Qiao Qiao shook her head quickly: "I was just talking to myself! I have this habit when I'm alone!"

"So that's the case, then it's not strange!"

Mei easily believed Qiao Qiao's explanation and breathed a sigh of relief.

Qiao Qiao: ? ? ?

Did you believe it so easily?

Qiao Qiao herself felt that the explanation was very far-fetched, but Mei Yi actually believed it without any doubt.

After all, it's just like there is Prometheus in Qiao Qiao's body. Mei Yi also has another Herrscher consciousness in her body. For her, communicating and even fighting with the other self in her body is a common thing.

Regarding Qiao Qiao's saying that she likes to talk to herself, Mei Yi not only does not doubt it, but also feels that she has found a confidant who is similar to herself.

After knowing that there were no ghosts, Mei calmed down all of a sudden, pointed at the frying pan in Qiao Qiao's hand, and said in confusion: "You are talking to yourself, why do I need to hold a frying pan?"

"......"

Qiao Qiao was shocked when she heard this, and immediately hid the frying pan behind her. She smiled guiltily and said: "I hold the frying pan for..."

Qiao Qiao's eyes were elegant, and after thinking for a long time, suddenly a light flashed, and said "... practice flipping the pan!"

Qiao Qiao finally found a decent excuse, practiced flipping the pan in the air, and said with a smile: "That's right! I hold the frying pan for practice flipping the pan!"

In Mei Yi's mind, Qiao Qiao has always been a very reliable and trustworthy person, so she easily believed Qiao Qiao's words, with a strange light flashing in her eyes, and said with a smile : "Qiao Qiao! You're just in time! I have something to do, so I need to leave for a while. Can you make breakfast for everyone today?"

Mei clasped her hands together, made the Chibaku Tensei pose, and bowed her head to beg:

"Kiana has been clamoring for toast pizza recently. That little glutton is almost going crazy with hunger. As her best friend, I really couldn't bear it and agreed. Please make her ten toast pizzas."

"Also... Bronya wants a medium-rare T-bone steak and Songra soup. Teacher Himeko wants two plates of fried chicken as a snack. I only need saury, tempura, miso soup, and millet rice."

"No problem, leave it all to me!"

Hearing the series of dishes Mei said, Qiao Qiao agreed without saying a word, opened the refrigerator very skillfully, and took out toast and other ingredients.

Meiyi was touched when she saw Qiaoqiao helping so enthusiastically. She looked at her gratefully: "Thank you! Qiaoqiao, you are such a good person!"

"Haha!"

Qiaoqiao said with a smile: "It's okay. We are all family members living in the same dormitory. Cooking is my job!"

Seeing Qiaoqiao taking over her cooking task so kindly, Meiyi clapped her hands happily and said: "That's perfect. I can go help Kiana wash clothes!"

Hearing this, Qiaoqiao was immediately stunned.

Raiden Meiyi, are you really not Kiana's secret lover?

Are you Kiana's little wife? !

Why do you help her wash clothes and cook? !

Even if you want to please Kiana and pretend to be virtuous, don't throw the task of cooking to me!

I'm not Kiana's harem wife, why should I help her cook? !

You two show your affection and are happy, but I have to do the hard work.

Am I... a small toy like a vibrator, used to add interest to your life?

I shouldn't be watching you two being sweet in the house, but under the car.

And I have to make ten toast pizzas for Kiana...

Even sows can't eat as much as she does!

Qiao Qiao complained madly in his heart, but at this time his system of doing good deeds and accumulating virtues had already popped up a task.

In order to get 100 crystals, Qiao Qiao could only swallow the bitter water in his stomach, took out the alcohol spray gun, aimed at the toast pizza and ignited it, and the blazing fire sprayed out like the anger in his heart.

Chapter 334 Bronya actually said to Qiao Qiao...

"There's no time! I'm going to be late!"

The floor, which was polished as smooth as a mirror, shook slightly.

Kiana put a cute chameleon hairpin on her silver-white hair, and walked downstairs hurriedly with her white and smooth feet like white jade.

At the dining table in the living room, Mei saw Kiana in a hurry and said with concern: "Kiana, don't be too anxious, finish breakfast before leaving."

Hearing Mei's voice, Kiana hurriedly shook her head: "I have to attend tutoring today. If I'm late, Himeko will definitely punish her with a hundred squats!"

Thinking of Jizi's perverted punishment after being angry, Kiana's face changed drastically, dark clouds formed, her body trembled, she picked up a piece of toast pizza and wanted to rush out the door.

Ji Zi took a wine flask with a smooth outer wall like jade, poured clear and translucent wine into a small and exquisite wine glass, held the small wine glass to her lips, and poured it down.

"Ha~~"

Jizi drank all the soju in the cup, then threw the cup heavily on the table, exhaled freely and boldly, and said refreshingly: "Good wine!"

Kiana saw Himeko drinking at the table and tilted her head in confusion: "Teacher Himeko, don't you have to make up classes on the weekend? Why don't you go to school?"

Without enough time to answer, Jizi picked up the wine flask, filled it up and drank another glass of soju.

Bronya walked out of the kitchen carrying a plate of tempura fried shrimp. Seeing Kiana's puzzled expression, she sighed helplessly, her eyes filled with disgust as if she were looking at a fool.

"Idiot Kiana, today's tutoring starts at nine o'clock, and it's only seven o'clock now, why are you in such a hurry?"

Hearing this, Kiana was dumbfounded.

"But... Meiyi, you just told me that you are going to be late."

Little did Kiana know that Mei Qiao said that she had been sent away just now in order to prevent her text messages from being seen and her private dealings with Qiao Qiao being exposed.

"I'm sorry, Kiana."

Meiyi looked guilty and said with a smile: "I seem to have made a mistake in time!"

"Eh-!"

Kiana screamed in disbelief, and suddenly became as listless as a dead cucumber, saying: "Why is this like this? It makes me anxious in vain..."

How could Mei, who has always been shrewd, make such a mistake as remembering the wrong time?

But now that Mei has said so, Kiana has no choice but to smash the grievances in her heart into pieces and swallow them into her stomach.

Fortunately, since tutoring started at nine o'clock, she had time to enjoy breakfast slowly.

Thinking of this, Kiana, who was still listless, suddenly turned on the foodie mode, immediately put down her schoolbag, and walked to the dining table excitedly.

"Let me see...what's delicious?"