"??"
"???
"Hahaha, coffee fui~ taste your mui~~"
"Malaoc's singing voice is still as moving as ever!"
"Good guy, is this the music anchor that the prostitute mentioned? Do you know about concert reviews? ?"
"We all belong to our own people, Teacher Ma, please don’t speak, your singing almost sent me away!!"
"Hahahaha, Teacher Ma’s laughter is so magical, I feel like the effect of tonight’s program will explode!"
"Welcome Diao Deyi!!"
"......"
The barrage in the live broadcast room was scrolling crazily.
Da Sima is famous for"fishing".
Play games and make money.
You can even sing!!
Take for example his masterpiece"Death Balloon".
Before he started singing live, the audience was stunned for a moment!
"《This song"Confession Balloon" needs to be sung casually, your articulation should not be clear, and your articulation should be relaxed. Hey, you can watch me teach you."
Then he opened his voice...
"Seine River~Cafui on the Left Bank~~"
"I hold a cup~ taste your mui~~"
The effect is explosive!!
The whole audience burst into laughter, and the audience shouted,"Jay Chou will sue you as soon as the confession balloon is over!!""
"Go back to play, go back to play"
"You can question my singing level, Da Sima!"
"But you can’t question my musical aesthetic and professionalism! Audiences who don’t believe it, watch my performance later, hehe~~"
I have to say that I have seen many Korean hall scenes. Facing such a large online audience, I did not panic at all. My self-introduction was very smooth and effective. pdd said:"I agree with this, Teacher Ma is still good at 'listening to songs'~"
However, the audience booed.......
Obviously don't believe it.
But that's not important, after all, the fan club is not a professional competition.
It's just that Du Jing took it to another level with one person's power......
"Next, I will introduce the second format change of this rematch."
"First of all, the number of people who advance will remain the same, 50 will advance to 25."
"But unlike the preliminary round, getting a high score does not mean you will be promoted steadily."
"because......"
"In this rematch, I invited a big devil!"
"During the game, he can randomly challenge any player. Once the challenge is successful, no matter what the score of that player is, he will be eliminated directly, so all players are asked to cheer up and sing at their best level, but also in their hearts I pray that I will never be chosen by the big devil. I can only say that this devil is invincible and powerful in the universe! The kind that will shock you if you find out!" pdd was full of confidence and kept talking.
This big devil......
It has a great background!
Even in any music competition, he is at the mentor level.
However, pdd said that he invited him, but in fact it was the big devil who took the initiative to contact him, hoping to join the singing club to sing. As for why......Obviously, because of Du Jing, he thought of two tricks~
But pdd said this because he just wanted to play a"catfish effect". really.
These advanced contestants are confused
"??"
"Damn it!! Teacher prostitute, you are not a human being!"
"Is it easy for us to join a music club? There is a mountain of national team singers in front of us, and there is a big devil holding a knife against us in the back. He is trying to force us to death!!"
"Wow, oh, no need to compare, it’s so fucking bullying."
"You agreed to come here to fry fish, but why did you get bombarded? ? (Crying) (Crying)"
"......"
Water friends don't care, the important thing is to participate, and I don't think I can win the prize.
But these professional teams are really uncomfortable!
I thought I could just fry some fish and get a million-dollar bonus.
Now I realize that I am the little shrimp that got fried!!....... at this time.
Magic City, in a luxurious villa.
A man with small eyes, single eyelids, thick bangs, and dimples when he smiles is sitting in front of the computer.
On the computer screen is the live broadcast of pdd
"The invincible demon king of the universe?"
"Is that how you describe me?......"
"Wouldn't it be embarrassing to lose at that moment?"
He smiled.
Originally, he wanted to sing casually.
But when he thought of the clean and pure singing voice and the spotless drama,......
After hesitating, he pulled out a small black bottle from the cabinet below, then raised his head and dropped a few drops of transparent yellowish liquid into his throat.
This is Qinan Oil!
Ten thousand yuan per drop! This small bottle is enough to buy a house.
It is specially used to moisturize and open the voice. Even in the entertainment industry, only a few singers and queens are willing to use this luxurious thing........... pdd live room.
After some introductions. pdd announced:"The first water club semi-finals for whoring someone has officially begun!!"
After the words fell, bullet screens filled the screen.
The host also officially went online:"Contestants, please note that the order of your appearance has been arranged. You will sing in the order of the wheat. Please invite the first contestant, Chen Feifei."
"Good evening everyone, I am contestant Chen Feifei. Today I will sing a song"Mr. Chen". I hope you like it."
"......"
"(Musical accompaniment)"
"Mr. Chen, how many dreams do you still have?"
"Isn't it crazy enough to feel the pain?"
"Mr. Chen, no one understands your feelings."
"But don’t be discouraged, pursue inner balance~~"
"......"
Those who can enter the semi-finals have basically received systematic professional training, or are extremely talented and have excellent voices.
So the singing will not be too bad.
As the game began, the audience was deeply involved, with"light sticks" flying all over the screen.
But at this moment, the assistant ran over:"Brother Liu, something big happened!"
"What?" pdd's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly turned around and looked over.
Assistant:"Du Jingren is gone!"
"Fuck, no......Gone? Why not? ?"
"Ahem, no, I mean Du Jingren has gone somewhere, and he hasn’t entered the competition channel yet."
"You're gasping for air when you're riding on a horse. It scares me to death." pdd let out a long breath, and everyone was frightened.
No more?
God is jealous of Yingcai! This is it!!
But soon his eyes widened again:"Wait a moment...What are you talking about, Du Jingren hasn’t arrived yet? ?".......
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