Path to Heaven

I've seen ignorant ones, and I've never seen you so ignorant! The old man in green robe was so angry that he almost went crazy, The ghost pot itself is not a powerful magic weapon, it's me who is powerful, do you know How many things have I seen and learned in these tens of thousands of years, as early as 20,000 years ago, I was already a treasure that many people wanted to grab, you, you, you...

Wait, green-haired old man, what are you talking about? Tens of thousands of years?

That's right, it has been tens of thousands of years since the first generation of masters refined me, do you know how powerful it is?

Really? Wei Suo clicked on the paintings of beauties hanging beside the bed, Green-haired old man, tell me quickly, are the beauties you had tens of thousands of years ago as beautiful as this one? What is the double cultivation method?

You idiot! The green-robed old man finally went mad, Do you know what is the most important thing in the world of monasticism? It is experience! I have experienced so many generations of masters, how much experience do I have? You...you ....

That's right! Wei Suo's eyes flashed a golden light, Green-haired old man, so you must know a lot of exercises, tell me a few exercises quickly, I don't need the ones that are too powerful, I guess I You can’t learn it either, as long as you are a little better than the Heaven’s Dao True Solution of the Heavenly Dao Sect, that’s enough.”

This... I don't know what kind of cultivation method it is. The green-robed old man was stunned. I can't practice these things, and I can't see how he cultivates from the outside, so I can know how he cultivates.

You don't even know the cultivation method, so you have the nerve to say that the most important thing in the cultivation world is experience?

I know many methods of alchemy, talismans, and magic weapons! The green-robed old man was about to cry.

Really? Wei Suo's eyes flashed golden light again. You must know alchemy and weapon refining techniques, which are the secrets of the sect. In the entire Lingyue City, there are not many alchemists or weapon refiners. If the green-robed old man really knew many alchemy recipes and recipes for refining weapons, then this time he was really developed.

Just give me a prescription, let me see if you are really so sharp. Wei Suo, who was cheated by brother Tubie for thirteen low-grade spirit stones, was so poor that he even wanted to be in his underwear, and immediately said with a golden light in his eyes.

After I give you a prescription, you have to obediently beg me to drink whatever I want. The green-robed old man gritted his teeth and thought for a while, and felt that with the IQ of the person in front of him, he couldn't understand things that were too complicated and profound. So the green-robed old man searched for the simplest formula in his mind, Hui Qi San, Xiaolucao, Sanyehua, Huojugen, three, three, four, this ratio is easy to refine. .”

Green-haired old man, how long have you been in this broken pot?

Why? I haven't come out since this ghost jar was broken by my opponent in the hands of my fifty-six generation master. If you didn't just break the sealing rune and the magic circle that provides my aura , I still can’t get out today. Let me think about it…at least one to twenty thousand years, right?”

Sorry, if I remember correctly, the Sanyehua became extinct three thousand years ago. Wei Suo said expressionlessly.

No way? Then I'll change another one, first-level fireball talisman, silver candle grass, fire tail flower, smashed to make talisman paper, and use the blood of fire scorpion to draw the talisman. The rune is like this...

Runes, I don't think it's necessary. Wei Suo began to untie his belt again.

What are you doing? The green-robed old man turned pale with shock, Could it be that these kinds of things are also extinct?

Old man with green hair, are you deliberately trying to trick the fire scorpion into drinking it? Drinking it will restore your vitality? Will you be able to deal with me? You really think I'm an idiot, if you want to lie to me, make up something, okay? ?”

What are you talking about? Although the silver candle grass is a little rare, there is absolutely no problem with this talisman. When my master was refining this talisman, he found that the blood of the fire scorpion could make me Get nourished.

Pretend, pretend to be deadly. Wei Suo looked at the green-robed old man with a sneer, Please turn your face away.

The old man in green robe was very confused, Turn your face away?

kindness,

I just took a pee just now, and you are so ugly, I can't even pee when I look at your face.

... If he could have hanged himself, the green-robed old man would have hanged himself long ago, What do you mean? Even if you want to pee on me again, can you make me understand?

Okay, I'll make you understand. Wei Suo looked at the green-robed old man with the eyes of an idiot, and pushed the window violently.

After the heavy rain outside the window, the air was fresh. On the roof in the distance, a few wild cats ran past, and there were many silver weeds, shaking in the wind.

You said silver candle grass is very rare? Wei Suo moved a bench and looked at the green-robed old man, Old green-haired ghost, your acting skills are pretty good. I learned from you, that jackass who lied to me today, right?

No way? The old man in green robe opened his mouth wide enough to hold an egg. The weeds grow fiercely in the crevices of the roof stones, and the grass stems grow like small mallets, isn't it the real silver candle grass?

Old ghost, besides the fire scorpion, the three things you mentioned are a little bit difficult, and the other two are all over the street. If these three things can make a fire talisman, then I can buy a duck egg. Has a hen hatched and come out? Simply, turn your face away.

I see! Wahahahahaha

The green-robed old man was stunned for a while, and suddenly burst out laughing ecstatically.

Could it be that I pissed my head into water, so stupid? Wei Suo was a little dumbfounded.

I don't want to be sharp! The green-robed old man puffed up his chest, I understand, the three-night flower became extinct three thousand years ago, and there were very few silver candle flowers ten thousand years ago, but now there are many, because of time. It’s been too long, and everything is different now! Is there still iron thread grass? Is there still Liuli fruit? Are there many? The fire dragon is not extinct, right? Are there many?”

Many! You idiot! Wei Suo rolled his eyes and said.

You still don't understand. Is the cultivation method tens of thousands of years ago the same as the current cultivation method? It's different. The green-robed old man didn't get mad, but said hastily, The sea has changed, the world has changed, and the cultivation of the Tao The cultivation techniques and alchemy formulas in the world have undergone countless evolutions in these tens of thousands of years. The monks who practiced tens of thousands of years ago still relied on the spiritual veins of heaven and earth to practice, but most of the later monks have already relied on elixir and demon pills to practice. I This recipe was obtained from a small school at that time, and it was not very useful at the time, because silver candle flowers and firetail flowers were very rare at that time. But now, these two things grow everywhere.

Green-haired old man, are you still pretending? What do you mean, you still say that your talisman is real?

Of course it is true. It can be said that in the dark, my lowest-level magic weapon, a useless thing, is just a coincidence! The most glorious era has ushered in, and I will definitely leave a name in history and become a famous monk in the world of cultivation. A legend! Damn! You! The old man in green robe raised his hands to the sky, extremely agitated and heroic, but before he finished speaking, he pissed on his head as soon as he soaked.

I can't take it anymore. Wei Suo shook his head and said while wearing his trouser belt.

Brother, what do you have to do to believe me? The old man in green robe was completely speechless, The talisman formula I said is really true, if you don't believe me, you can try it, if what I said is false, you Throw me into the cesspit and soak for ten thousand years.

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(Brothers and sisters, stand up! Let's go all the way!)