Participating in a money-saving variety show, earning billions because of stinginess

Many people play once and can't stop getting addicted, and it's common to spend hundreds of dollars.

The boss thought about it:

"It's agreed, two rings for ten yuan, if you buy more later, the ten yuan will not be refunded."

"Well," Shen Yu agreed readily, "Then if I catch a big goose, you can't count it out, boss."

"By the way, boss, your goose has been tested for epidemic prevention, right?"

"Tsk, brother, if you really caught it with a trap, you're awesome! Of course there is epidemic prevention testing, don't worry."

The boss patted his chest and guaranteed.

Shen Yu felt a pain after spending ten yuan.

But he was confident that he could make back this little money.

There is a 5 yuan reward for completing today's task. If two people can't finish a big goose today, they can eat it for another day.

It can also be considered a disguised way of saving money.

The success rate of catching a goose...

Ji Kang was a little excited, "Brother Shen, how about letting me try?"

"If I succeed in catching the first one, I'll give you a try with the second one. If I fail, I'll continue catching."

Since it's related to a day's meal, Shen Yu has to be more cautious.

"Okay!"

[This is still quite difficult. Last time I played for 300 yuan, I got beaten up when I got home]

[Ten yuan is better to go to dinner]

[You don't understand, two big men, two meals, how much money does it cost to eat well]

[Shen Koukou is spending a small amount of money to do a big thing]

[What if it fails...]

Oh roar——

The onlookers all leaned back and looked at Shen Yu in disbelief.

He threw it lightly, and a circle was caught on the neck of a goose.

The boss stood up.

Oh no! It's coming for me!

I didn't sell many circles this morning, and I lost all these two geese! Damn it!

Shen Yu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately his skills were not lost.

Grinning at the boss.

The boss reluctantly went in and grabbed the goose, "Brother, look at you, you only spent ten dollars to get a goose from me!"

He lost a lot!

Shen Yu won!

He took the squawking goose and pinched its neck, "Luck, it's all luck."

"I won't play this ring anymore, let my friend play, he has never played it before."

The boss looked at Ji Kang cautiously, and met a pair of clear and stupid eyes.

"Okay!"

"Brother Shen, how do you catch this?" Ji Kang was a little uncomfortable when he took the ring.

It's easy to see others throwing.

Shen Yu didn't hold any hope, just let Ji Kang experience it.

Who would have thought that Ji Kang would be cruel and close his eyes and throw it.

Oh!

He actually caught another goose gorgeously.

Shen Yu: ! ! ! !

The boss's face turned green.

But so many people were watching. In their line of work, the most taboo thing is that the customer is caught and not delivered.

He could only catch another big goose and hand it to Ji Kang.

"Brother, you guys today..."

The goose fluttered, and Ji Kang had no idea where to start.

Shen Yu quickly took it and praised loudly, "Boss, you are so domineering! You keep your word! Your goose is fresh and easy to catch! Don't you want to try it?"

The people around him watched how Shen Yu succeeded, and they were all eager to try.

"Really? Boss, give me fifty!"

"I want fifty too!"

"I want one hundred!"

In an instant, the stall for catching big geese was surrounded by people. The boss didn't bother to say more, and was busy collecting money and dividing the circle.

Shen Yu and Ji Kang quickly caught the big goose and ran away.

Ji Kang gave a thumbs up, with a cheerfulness that was not in line with his age.

"Brother Shen, you are so awesome!"

"You are even more awesome, you got it right in one go, hurry up, grab the goose, be careful not to let it run away."

Ji Kang carefully grabbed the goose's neck with both hands, but was afraid of strangling the goose to death with too much force.

It made him walk like a goose.

"...It's quite heavy."

[...What do you think, is it a conspiracy? ]

[Yes, yes, the goose owed him in the previous life, and it took the initiative to deliver it to him in this life]

[The boss's face turned green, where did the conspiracy come from?]

Two big live geese.

They were carried back to the yard with a quack, and all the staff were dumbfounded.

Cook Yang and Xiao Li had already gone out.

Zhang Yuchao and Xiao Min were not there either.

Bai Mei and Mr. Wang were sitting in the living room drinking tea, and Bai Mei tentatively asked Mr. Wang if he could have noodles at noon.

Mr. Wang was not arrogant at all.

"Yes, yes."

Guo Ming was a guest today, and he was not working for personal gain, eating melon seeds in the restaurant.

And Su Tian had already started kneading noodles.

Shen Yu told her that Guo Ming was from Shandong. Su Tian followed his advice and prepared to make pancakes. She had almost all the ingredients.

When Shen Yu came in with the goose, the air was stagnant.

Su Tian quickly cleared the sink for him, "Shen Yu, that... are you going to put this here?"

Shen Yu was really scratching his head now.

Killing the goose!

He had killed ducks before, and the order was similar, but killing two geese would be too much to eat...

[Will the killing of geese be broadcast live later? ]

[I can't watch it]

[If you can't watch it, go out. Don't you eat pork, beef, and chicken very fragrant? ]

...

Shen Yu also had a headache.

After checking, he chose a female goose, took it to his room, and locked it in the bathroom first.

He took out the wash basin he bought before, collected some water and put it on the ground.

"Sister Goose, drink some water first, don't run around."

[Hahaha]

[Sister Goose is good, Sister Goose is wonderful, Sister Goose is quacking]

Shen Yu rolled up his sleeves and came to the kitchen, asking Su Tian, ​​"When will you cook?"

Su Tian looked at the dough and told the truth, "About ten minutes later, but I'm quick, it will take me at most twenty minutes."

At this time, Bai Mei came in, looking apologetic.

"Sorry, Mr. Shen, Su Tian has finished using the pot, I want to use it first, after all, you stewed the goose for too long."

"I have less time, at most ten minutes."

"I'm sorry to let Mr. Wang go hungry."

Mr. Wang waved his hands quickly, "I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry, you eat first, I can wait."

After saying that, he glanced at Ji Kang out of the corner of his eye.

Ji Kang stood aside heartlessly, wondering where to start killing the goose.

Shen Yu thought for a while, took out the iron plate he used to barbecue last time, and gave Su Tian his treasured lard.

You can use this pancake later.

Su Tian's eyes lit up, and she looked at Shen Yu with admiration, "Thank you, this is more useful than a pot."

Shen Yu gave the pot to Bai Mei, "Teacher Bai Mei, you use the pot. When you are done, wash the pot. I just need to use it."

Bai Mei felt unhappy.

[What does Shen Yu mean? Is he afraid that our goddess won't wash the pot? ]

[It's not like he hasn't washed the pot before]

[I found that Shen Yu has some emotional intelligence]

Indeed.

If he lets Bai Mei use the pot first, he won't let Mr. Wang go hungry.

He and Ji Kang will have to go hungry.

If he doesn't let him take the pot out, Mr. Wang will have to go hungry.

Shen Yu handled it with one hand and perfectly solved this kind of small friction.

He boiled a pot of water, selected a knife, a large iron basin and several large bowls and left the kitchen, telling Ji Kang:

"Xiao Ji, wait for me. Killing a goose is nothing to watch."

"Oh, OK."

[Ji Kang is like a good kid]

[Shen Yu is kind]

There is a faucet for watering flowers behind the yard, which is convenient for water. Shen Yu and the program team asked for a large garbage bag and started killing directly.

Hang the big goose up and hang it on the faucet.

Find a place on the goose's neck to pluck the hair clean, and the goose blood will flow down.

Shen Yu took a bowl to catch it and sprinkled a pinch of salt in it.

This makes it easier to make goose blood cubes.