Pagoda Immortality

Inside the spacious room.

Lu Li and Wu De exchanged glasses of wine and talked about the past and their experiences over the years.

Regarding the matters in the lower realm, Wu De did not shy away and told them everything. However, Wu De did not want to go into details about the various encounters after arriving in the heaven. Every time the words came to his lips, he took them back, as if he had something to hide.

Lu Li's experience was quite exciting. While Wu De was frightened by what he heard, he couldn't help but tease Lu Li: He's so lucky. If it had been anyone else, he would have died eight hundred times a long time ago.

Of course, Lu Li still didn't tell Wu De about the Three Treasures Glazed Pagoda.

However, Lu Li did not hide the tragic event. Wu De was shocked when he heard this, and he couldn't help but sigh: "Perhaps there will be another disaster in the immortal world soon."

Lu Li thought so, but with the strong alcohol in his head, he gradually couldn't hear what Wu De was saying. He only felt that his eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, and finally he lay down on the table and fell into a deep sleep.

Wu De was not much better. After drinking a few more drinks, he also lay on the table and fell asleep.

It wasn't until noon the next day that the waiters from the restaurant came to clear away the dishes. The two of them woke up, but they still felt that they had not slept well. After the waiter left, the two of them lay down directly on the bed and fell asleep regardless of their appearance. past.

I don’t know how much time passed.

"Pooh!"

"Boy, you've gone too far!"

Lu Li suddenly heard a scream in his ears. He raised his head and took a look, only to realize that his toes had reached Wu De's mouth at some point.

Hearing this, he quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!"

As he said that, he stuffed his toes into Wu De's mouth again.

Wu De was so angry that he bit Lu Li's toe hard. Lu Li hissed in pain and quickly pulled it out. He chuckled and said, "Old guy, your teeth are pretty good, but my feet haven't been washed for some years."

Wu De was so angry that his face turned green: "How could I meet such a bastard like you!"

Lu Li smiled, turned over and sat up, picked up his shoes from under the bed, and said while putting them on, "Old Wu, I want to ask you something serious?"

Wu De rolled his eyes at Lu Li: "What's the matter?"

Lu Li said: "It's like this. I'm not at the peak of Xuanxian now. I'm in urgent need of Dao Transformation Pills. Do you have any? Lend me a few dozen pills first, and I'll return them to you later."

Wu De smiled and laughed.

Seeing this made Lu Li also laugh.

But at this time, Wu De suddenly stopped smiling: "No!"

Lu Li was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, "No, no, no! Why don't you laugh like a hammer!"

Wu De chuckled: "Why, I'm happy! Just allow you to be mean and don't allow me to laugh. Is there any justice in heaven? Is there any law in this?"

Lu Li was speechless, raised his head, and lay back on the bed.

"Yo? You're angry now..." Wu De came over.

"Angry? I'm not as stingy as you." Lu Li put his hands on the back of his head and looked at the ceiling, looking thoughtful.

"Then what are you thinking about?"

"What are you thinking about? Of course, you are thinking about how to get the Dao Transformation Pill." The purpose of Lu Li's coming here was for Shuilanzhi, but he couldn't think of any good way to get Shuilanzhi from the Chu family.

"Don't even think about the Dao Transformation Pill. Apart from the occasional one or two that Tianbao Pavilion auctions, it's basically impossible to get that kind of pill. It's better to think of something practical."

"What do you mean?" Lu Li turned his head and looked at Wu De.

"Find the elixir and make it yourself. I have a prescription for the elixir, and two of the ingredients. If you are not afraid of trouble, you can try to collect the relevant materials, and then you can make it yourself."

"If you are really afraid of wasting materials, you can also pay some hard work and ask the alchemists from Jiulian Mountain to help refine it. I believe they will be happy to help." Wu De looked at Lu Li with a smile.

The alchemists of Jiulian Mountain can indeed help outsiders refine elixirs, but the materials must be provided by those who need them, and a certain amount of hard work is required, and no compensation will be paid if the refining waste is used.

But Lu Li didn't think about this at this time. His eyes suddenly became hot: "What two ingredients do you have?"

"Originally there was only the Jiujie fruit, but some blind guy offended me a few days ago, so I happened to harvest a water orchid. If you want it, just agree to a condition and I will give it to you."

"Shuilanzhi! Do you really have Shuilanzhi?" Lu Li said in surprise.

"What's wrong, are you looking for this elixir?" Wu De asked in surprise.

"Hehe, to tell you the truth, I also have the recipe for the Dao Transformation Pill, and the only ingredient I need is Shuilanzhi..." After Lu Li finished speaking, he looked at Wu De expectantly.

However, Wu De seemed not to notice and suddenly fell silent.

Lu Li frowned and reminded: "Old Wu, Shui Lanzhi..."

Wu De sighed softly, "Actually, I have always had a wish. If you satisfy me, I will offer Shuilanzhi with both hands. What do you think?"

Lu Li was stunned: "What wish?"

Wu De said seriously: "Actually, I have always wanted you to call me 'Grandpa'. Isn't this request too much? After all, I have helped you a lot along the way."

Lu Li nodded: "This is a small matter."

Wu De was overjoyed and looked at Lu Li expectantly.

Seeing this, Lu Li started to make plans. Just when Wu De was concentrating on waiting for the glorious moment of becoming a grandfather, Lu Li finally spoke: "Grandson turtle——!"

Wu De was caught off guard: "Hey——!"

Then, the smile suddenly froze on his face, and he rushed towards Lu: "I'll beat you to death, you incompetent little bastard!"

"Ah, don't hit, it hurts... My stomach hurts from laughing..." Lu Li laughed loudly and rolled around on the bed, laughing so hard that his stomach cramped and tears almost came out.

The two of them rolled around on the bed and struggled for a long time. Finally, Lu Li took advantage of Wu De's lack of attention and kicked him under the bed, ending the farce.

"Well, you have the surname Lu!"

"I treat you as my grandson, but you dare to kick me!"

Wu De sat on the ground, slapped the floor, and was about to jump back on the bed and beat Lu Li. Unexpectedly, the force was too strong, and a big hole was made in the floor under his butt. He fell uncontrollably to the third floor.

"ah--!"

"rogue!!!"

Then, a scream came from below, as well as Wu De's repeated confessions.

When Lu Li saw this, he came over in a flash, stood at the entrance of the cave and looked down, only to see two naked figures standing under the entrance of the cave, motionless as if they were frozen, but Wu De had disappeared.

"This old man."

Lu Li scratched his head, quickly put on his shoes and socks, opened the door and went out to chase Wu De.

But unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the door, he saw Wu De standing at the door, saying quietly: "Boy, you are in trouble, please leave quickly."

After saying that, no matter what happened, he pulled Lu Li back to the window of the room, then pushed open the window, pulled Lu Li and flew out in a flash.

Lu Li didn't know why. He thought he just smashed the floor. There was no need to run away like this, right? But seeing Wu De's serious look on his face, it was hard to ask any more questions.

The two flew down the street, then found an underground expressway, and flew north for half an hour, finally arriving in the mountains to the north of Zhongbao City.

Lu Li broke away from Wu De: "Old Wu, what's wrong with you? Didn't you just smash a piece of floor? Why should you run away if you can't just pay for it."

Wu De rolled his eyes at Lu Li: "It's not such a simple thing. Breaking the floor is a small matter, but breaking up someone else's adultery is a big deal. If you don't want to get into trouble, just leave here with me!"