Otherworldly Evil Monarch

Panda Novel

“Che, who wants to wash your back…” Miao Xiao Miao instantly felt like she’d spoken wrongly the moment the words came out of her mouth, and she hurriedly continued. “What do you mean by you don’t mind? Who wants to bathe with you? I mind very much!”

“I don’t even mind you, and you want to complain? At the most, I’ll wash your back for you first. That should be fine right!” Young Master Jun was getting addicted to teasing her.

“Fine your head! I will bathe alone. How can you follow me… I’m…” Miao Xiao Miao was suddenly unable to speak. From the looks of it, her Jun Ye was also covered in mud. It didn’t seem right to not let him bathe too, but…

“Fine then…” Seeing that this Miss Miao was getting anxious, he sighed and said, “How about this; since you’re shy, I’ll put up a screen here, and place my clothes on it to block the view. When you’ve finished bathing, it will be my turn… this should be fine right?”

“But… how can I be sure… that you won’t peek?” Miao Xiao Miao twiddled her thumb as she said in a conflicted manner.

“I can guarantee it on my character; I won’t peek! Even if you peek at me later, I won’t do the same!” Jun Mo Xie swore to the heavens. At the same time, he chuckled in his heart. Character? Do I really have such a thing?”

After saying that, Jun Mo Xie directly got to work, finding a few large stones and branches, setting up a simple wooden frame. After that, he took off his shirt and draped it over the frame, forming a simple screen. Then, he sat outside in an honest manner…

Seeing this, Miao Xiao Miao gradually relaxed… however, she was still incredibly shy.

If this fellow really wanted to peek… she wouldn’t be able to do anything at all. Forget it, if he wants to peek, he can peek . Since sooner or later, she would be his anyway…

Still… Jun Ye was such a well mannered and upright person. He probably wouldn’t stoop to doing that kind of thing… Miao Xiao Miao consoled herself. One had to say that a certain fellow had truly given Miao Xiao Miao too good of an impression of himself…

It seemed that only the heavens knew right now…

Not only was this fellow not an upright gentleman, even using the word hoodlum was too good to describe him…

“You… don’t peak! You’re a beast if you peek!” Miao Xiao Miao warned again and slowly approached the water. Then, she splashed some water onto her arms and began to wash her elbows. At the same time, she stole a few looks from the corner of her eye at the cave. After seeing that the fellow was not turning around like he said, she finally relaxed.

But immediately after, a strange thought appeared in her mind. Hmph, why isn’t he attempting to peek? Am I… that unattractive?

She somehow felt a sense of disappointment at this time…

You’re a little too gentlemanly! Not even comparable to a beast… Miao Xiao Miao clenched her teeth and thought.

Girls were sometimes this contradictory. She first warned him not to look, but when he really didn’t look, she became upset instead. But if he did look… she would be even more unhappy and would even become angry…

Too complicated, ah…

As Miao Xiao Miao was secretly fuming, she heard Young Master Jun’s voice ringing out. “Hurry up and take off your clothes and wash them first, then toss them to me to dry. Otherwise, you still won’t be able to go back after bathing… you can just bathe yourself when the clothes are drying…”

A wicked grin appeared on Jun Mo Xie’s face as he spoke… there were lots of clothes inside his Hongjun Pagoda… but at this time, he would naturally not take them out. An opportunity to get an eyeful of such a beautiful thing, which man wouldn’t appreciate the chance?!

“En…” Miao Xiao Miao agreed, feeling that Great Prodigy Mo’s suggestion was very reasonable. Looking again at the unmoving back view, she unbuttoned her blouse slowly. Then, as if she’d thought of something, her face reddened and she hurriedly dove into the water, leaving only her head above the water. After that, she removed her clothes in the water, quickly washed them and threw them out accurately towards the cave…

After hearing the surprised screech inside, Miao Xiao Miao smiled happily and sank into the water. But all of a sudden, she shuddered. The clothes had been thrown out, but… what would she do after she was done bathing?

This bastard! To actually use such a method to take advantage of me…

In that moment, Miao Xiao Miao who was submerged in the water began to panic… Could it be that she had to walk out naked later to put on her clothes again?

One had to admit that the impression that Young Master Jun had given to Miao Xiao Miao was truly too good. Miao Xiao Miao did not even have any doubts to his words and had not imagined that this fellow would actually be so sly… Now, her clothes were gone, and she was still naked in the water…

This time, she was truly at a loss for what to do…

Miao Xiao Miao continued washing herself while she tried to think of a solution. It wasn’t clear how long it’d been, but her body was already clean long ago. Yet, she hadn’t managed to come up with a solution at all.

She turned unconsciously to look up at the cave, but her mouth instantly widened, and her eyes nearly popped out from her head…

A youth could be seen on the side of the pool with only a pair of shorts and two bare, long legs. This person was sitting atop a rock, staring at her with a long line of shiny drool rolling down the side of his mouth…

“You… you… why did you come down? What are you looking at! Quickly close your eyes!” Miao Xiao Miao was on the verge of tears as she covered her chest with both her arms. In an instant, her entire body disappeared into the water, nearly submerging her head into the water as well. She was both embarrassed and anxious, and her heart beat wildly. But at the same time, a strange feeling which she couldn’t describe with words appeared in her heart…

“Didn’t you say… that you wouldn’t peek? You you you… how could you go back on your words? And why did you take off all your clothes? You…” Miao Xiao Miao cried out with a red face. She couldn’t stamp her feet in the water, otherwise, her little foot would have turned red from stamping her feet too hard…

“Hm?! When did I peek… I’m clearly looking straightforwardly!” Jun Mo Xie said shamelessly as he admired that perfect body in the clear water. Smiling cheekily, he said, “What kind of look are you giving me? When did I take off all my clothes? Aren’t I still wearing a pair of shorts?”

“Y-you…” Was sputtered with rage as she slowly wriggled her body, moving towards the other side of the bank.

But all of a sudden, a loud plop rang out. Miao Xiao Miao screeched aloud and turned around, only to see that the shameless fellow had already jumped into the water and swimming fervently towards her. As he swam, he said in a comfortable manner. “Ah, I’m truly too dirty, I’ll like to have a bath as well. Actually, this pool is so large… not to mention two people, it can even fit 10 people… You’re about done soon anyway, I’m sure you don’t mind that I come in now?”

I won’t mind? I mind very much! Very very much! Miao Xiao Miao was completely speechless when she looked at this hooligan.

“Y-you… don’t come over her! Don’t come over here ah…” Miao Xiao Miao backed off continuously. At this time, she’d been so frightened that she’d forgotten how much ‘stronger’ she was compared to this shameless bastard…

“What did you say? Speak louder please, I can’t hear you… Forget it, I should be able to hear better when I’m nearer…” Jun Mo Xie said in a puzzled manner, as if he really couldn’t hear. “Was she calling for me? What’s she calling me over there for?”

As he spoke, he swam over rapidly like a fish…

At this moment, there was only less than two zhang of distance between the two of them. To think that he had the face to say that he couldn’t hear her speak… with his abilities, even if there were 2,000 zhang between them, he would still be able to hear perfectly…

To still say ‘what’s she calling me over for’? That… you’ve already touched what can’t be touched, and seen what shouldn’t be seen. What else can you do by going over?

Miao Xiao Miao felt as if her entire body had been seized by a fierce fever. When had a noble young lady like her ever experienced such an awkward situation? In her anxiousness to back away, she unexpectedly ended up being tripped by a stone and ended up plunging into the water… In her moment of shock, an esteemed Second level Venerable like her, actually ended up swallowing a mouthful of water…

“Ah? Lass, are you alright? Miss Miao, don’t worry, I’m coming to save you!” Young Master Jun cried out in a ‘concerned’ manner and increased his speed further. With a whooshing sound, he’d already swam up to Miao Xiao Miao. With a stretch of his hand, he safely grabbed the perfect beauty into his arms. Without hesitation, his hands began to roam all over her body in a dishonest manner. At the same time, he shouted, What’s wrong? What’s wrong? Are you hurt here? Or was it here? Let me see… what about here… luckily, this area was not hurt… and here… let me take a look…”

Miao Xiao Miao’s entire body went soft as her eyes widened helplessly. Looking at that shameless fellow that was groping her freely, she couldn’t even say a single word… In this world, there was actually a person as base as this!

To actually… come to save me… this person’s face is truly too thick…

“Lass, why aren’t you speaking? What’s going on?” This fellow actually still had the face to ask with shock and concern. “Could she have fainted from choking water? Oh no, that probably requires mouth-to-mouth resuscitation… No matter, I’ve learnt that before…”

Without caring about whether Miao Xiao Miao knew what mouth-to-mouth resuscitation was, he directly found a royal excuse and placed his mouth over that cute perky lips…

Miao Xiao Miao was only momentarily flustered and was completely fine. How would she require CPR? It was just an excuse for that fellow to take advantage of her… Even if she was truly in trouble, just circulating a stream of Xuan Qi through her body would be more than enough for her to be fine…

Besides, what did he mean by fainted? Her eyes were still open widely!

Miao Xiao Miao’s eyes widened to an impossible level as she moved her limbs wildly, attempting to push him away. But as the two’s bodies were so close together, how could she exert any strength? Young Lady Miao could feel the heat from his body, and that musky manly scent caused her body to soften even more…

In that moment, she suddenly remembered the words she’d said before. Husband, after we pass through this trial, I will be your woman forever…