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General Hunchen ran towards his little black horse with a distressed face, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't separate them.

Angrily, he cursed at Summer:

(▼皮▼) "Can you take care of your own horse?! Why are you so hungry and thirsty like you?!"

Silver Armor Mosa?(╬???)? :

"Oh shit! What does it mean to be as vegetarian as I am? Why don't you say that your horse is as bad as your master?? If you can't beat my horse, just beep!"

At this time, Jinjia Tuci also came over, and instead of pulling his horse away, Samo taunted Hunchen with a triumphant face...

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Hunchen: Labor and capital can't do you? I'll fuck you to death! ! !

Just do it! Hun Chen punched the big green horse hard!

The big green horse's movements froze, and the eyeballs popped out instantly! The four hooves softened immediately, and they knelt down on the spot.

The big green horse on the ground was still frantically rubbing against the rough grass to relieve the severe pain...

Nima!

Σ(っ °Д °;)っ

Samo was impatient on the spot! It's fine if your own horse can't beat my horse, but you actually took it yourself? !

Summer:

(?°?д°?)?Σ"I'm damn! Xiaohei, why don't you give me a punch too!"

Summer's extremely strong punch also hit the little black horse's vitals!

"Crack!"

A crisp breaking sound attracted the attention of the audience, and the little black horse was directly smashed by General Summer's punch.

The pain made the little black horse stick out his tongue on the spot, rolled his eyes, and was about to faint...

At this time, the two generals are frantically attacking the opponent's horse's vitals with one punch and one leg...

But the two horses, Da Qing and Xiao Hei, suffered a lot! The horse's face was so painfully distorted and deformed!

Horse ()??ж??(): You are riding a horse! amazing! You don't like each other, now greet us! You are also sisters!

Soldier (′?д?｀): Ah, this... These two generals are so elegant! It's really bohemian and unrestrained... As expected of a person who does great things, he spends more time than us...

In contrast, Tu Ci, who was wearing a golden armor at this time, looked very normal. He was smiling and watching the other two generals torture each other's horses from behind the big green horse, and made provocative remarks from time to time...

Tutz: ?(?′?`)?

Since ancient times, watching the excitement has never been a big deal~

Ok? Something is wrong!

"Oh shit! General Tuci, be careful..."

It's too late!

=????( ?dish?????) lying ━=????(??? ????)━ rub!!!!

Hun Chen gave another handsome high kick to the belly of the big green horse!

Before Tutz, who was standing behind it, could react, he felt that the whole world was painted with a layer of bright yellow!

Tutz: Huh? Where does the smell of soy sauce come from?

At this time, the big green horse seemed to have completely forgotten the severe pain, and directly raised his buttocks high, and a stream of pulpy paste was crazily spraying towards Tu Ci's big face!

Tuci (????????????????) who reacted: Shit! It's horse shit! ! ! !

Everyone: =????(??? ????)! ! !

General Hunchu actually kicked out Xiang of the big green horse with one kick? ! !

This sudden change completely exceeded everyone's expectations, Jinjia Tuci... seemed to have his face covered in shit?

Silver Armor Mosa: (?o?o?)

Chijia Hungu: (?o?o?)

The two also stopped beating each other's horses at this time, and were crazily holding back the smiles on their faces, lest Tuci would accidentally see their gloating expressions.

Compared with Tuci's shit-drenching experience, he was nothing more than a crippled horse. Comparing two by two, this kind of loss... seems to be acceptable for a moment...

Tu Ci? (?????????????)?: "Wow, wow! They're stopping me! I'm going to hammer the head of this horse from Samo now! Flip it!"

As soon as Tu Ci's words fell, Xiao Hei seemed to feel it too, and another sticky mucus with soup and water stuck to Tu Ci's face...

?(????????????): "My nima, you are done for riding a horse, bastard, you two-armed little black horse is also wanting to ride a horse!!!"

Everyone: d(?д??)d(?д??)d(?д??)

General Tutz, can you move up and speak? The horse is still spraying there! When you open your mouth to speak, isn't the whole thing stuck in your mouth? !

Before General Tuci could make a ruthless move, the horses in this grassland seemed to have been discussed collectively. They all raised their buttocks high, wantonly venting the inventory in their stomachs...

Many soldiers who had no time to dodge were drenched into "soup" chicken on the spot, and the soup was particularly mellow, the kind with the aroma of sauce!

Even so, it still can't stop some horses from generating electricity for love!

No matter how strong the psychological endurance is, Jiang Yichen and the others still can't bear it...

Although I have been mentally prepared for this scene, my heart is still churning...

What Jiang Yichen didn't know was that Zhang Xiaopang had already turned on the screen recording early on. Well, to be precise, it should have started recording since the time he threw the laxative...

"Hiss~ 咴咴!"

The madness on the prairie is not over yet! I saw one of the horses suddenly barking high-pitched, with red eyes, wildly having fun!

The horses rushed directly at a Mongolian soldier! It seems that the surrounding ponies are so attractive to it in an instant...

Soldier (??д?) B soldier: No no no! nono, stay in linen! ! ! !

Ah Ma, you are a bit scary, humans shouldn't be able to handle horses, right? !

"Bang!" "Swish!"

Just when the horse was about to rush to the soldier, a second-rate expert blocked the charging horse with a punch, and then a man next to him beheaded the horse with a single knife!

"call!"

The burly soldier let out a long sigh of relief, he almost couldn't keep his innocence...

At this moment, a soldier's cry for help came from another area:

Soldier ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ: "Help me, fuck me!"

I saw a big stallion coming behind the soldier at some point, at this time...

Everyone: (?Dish?)(?Dish?)(?Dish?)

I don't care about anything else, I just want to know how this horse did it? !

(′?д?｀) "Dig it! I should say it or not, although this majestic horse has amazing capital! But brother, you are more or less unfathomable!"

At this time, the three generals have also discovered that something is wrong, and Hunchen and Mosa have frantically called for the troops to retreat!

But now, although people still listen to him, the horse is completely out of control! !

How can a man with two legs outrun a horse with four legs?

Now the horses in the whole scene have completely fallen into a berserk posture, and some horses are scurrying wildly while giving birth to ponies!

That's okay, the main reason is that the object it chooses is random!

Many majestic soldiers are now the first target of the horse herd!

There are also some horses with black and purple air all over their bodies, and they are obviously dead and can't die anymore...

But even if they are dead, they still continue to excrete uncontrollably...

Within five minutes, the entire Trident Meteor Ridge was completely dirty...

This bright smell, hey! That's called authentic! !