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"Damn! Let me just say, no wonder you look so familiar, should I say it or not, the temperament of the princess after transformation is the same as that kid Wang Teng..."

Seeing Wang Luyao's eyes turned sharp, Jiang Yichen immediately changed his words:

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"No, no, what I mean is that Princess Luyao, who is as beautiful and heavenly as she is, can be compared to Wang Teng, the pretender?"

Hearing what Jiang Yichen said, Wang Luyao still snorted coldly, but her face was much prettier than before.

Seeing the effect, Jiang Yichen immediately grasped this point and insisted on it!

"Let me tell you, you shouldn't be a little princess. With your temperament, you should at least be a long princess. It's not bad for Wang Teng to call you sister."

"Wang Teng has hair? Does he have hair? He doesn't have any hair, and he is still the emperor of Lingnan. Can he claim a chicken feather?"

After finishing speaking, Jiang Yichen found that Wang Luyao started to smile sweetly now, which seemed to be particularly effective!

The ancients who rode horses did not deceive me!

There is a saying: Instead of promoting yourself, it is better to slander others!

the ancients:? ? ? ? ?

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Ah, yes, that's what I said.

"Besides, our old Jiang is also a real person, from ten miles and eight villages, go out and ask, who doesn't know that I have always been honest and upright? It's all a spit and a nail!"

Jiang Yichen: (???)_Ψ

Lao Jiang is now getting more and more enthusiastic about talking, and even got up from the ground, even talking with gestures, out of this passion, to engage in pyramid schemes, at least at the level of a team leader.

"Let me tell you, the position of Wang Teng should be given to you. You are the born king, the "Wu Zetian" in the wasteland."

"I believe that under the leadership of our Princess Luyao, the Dynasty will definitely be a thousand times better than that disheveled Wang Teng! And..."

Jiang Yichen, who talked eloquently, did not realize that behind him was a man in black robe whose face was already purple with anger...

Wang Luyao: (?′?`?)??

"Brother Huang, do you think what Jiang Yichen said makes sense~"

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Jiang Yichen: (?????)

Who is the emperor? !

playing me?

"pata"

Jiang Yichen, who had just stood up, knelt down again...

In fact, sometimes life is meaningless, and death is a kind of relief.

...

Half an hour later, Jiang Yichen walked out of the six doors with red eyes.

Jiang Yichen: (??Д?)

Zhuyue originally wanted to block Jiang Yichen at the door, and then beat him severely.

but……

When she heard the howling from inside for a full half hour, and Jiang Yichen's extremely miserable appearance, she couldn't bear it anymore...

So I originally planned to give Jiang Yichen a 50% discount for the ten big pussies every month, and only five draws will do!

...

When Jiang Yichen held onto the handrail of the stairs in Huayang Building and entered the private room, the other people inside couldn't tell what species opened the door for a moment.

Jiang Yichen: ?(??′?`??)

Through its blurred outlines...

The already swollen body...

Well, Zhang Xiaopang vaguely concluded that this should be a rare-level fat-headed fish.

"It's me……"

Fuck!

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This fat fish can still talk? !

Jiang Yichen looked at the faces of the other people in the private room, and couldn't hold back all of a sudden.

The tears that had just been wiped away spewed out again with a groan!

Jiang Yichen: (;′?????`)

Half an hour, a whole half an hour! Do you know how I spent half an hour, do you know!

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Wang Teng's forceful attack is really nimahei, he moves to avoid the vital points, and Quack is just giving me a fat beating...

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After finally going through it hard, just after going out, she was slapped five times by a long-legged Yujie! A neat five!

Jiang Yichen's crying was really sad for those who saw it, and tears for those who heard it...

No matter how many times the crowd stepped forward to comfort him, it didn't have any effect, they just felt that Jiang Yichen's tears spouted more surging.

In the end, she was so forced that she couldn't help it, Mu Xiaorou kept winking at Zhang Xiaopang.

Up to now, the social death of one person can only be used to restore the social death of another person!

Xiaopang hesitated for a long time, and finally plucked up the courage to speak:

"Jiang Yichen, do you think I have two arms?"

...

Ok? What the hell? !

The crying Jiang Yichen stopped his tears...

What is this new pattern?

Are young people playing so much now?

"I think...it's actually okay, you're not that special kind of second-handed, barely an ordinary second-handed..."

Jiang Yichen answered Xiaopang's second arm question uncertainly.

After hearing Jiang Yichen's answer, Xiaopang's face gradually became distorted, and the degree of distortion became larger and larger, as if he was suppressing the restlessness in his heart...

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Jiang Yichen panicked when he saw it, Zhang Xiaopang was bitten by a zombie and he was about to turn into a corpse! !

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But the two sisters Mu Xiaorou and Ouyang Nannan maintained calm expressions, because they have seen it before...

"Wahhahahahaha, Jiang Yichen, you guessed wrong!"

"From today on, the second arm is only Zhang Xiaopang's protective color, and perversion is my nirvana!"

Jiang Yichen:? ? ? ?

Just when Jiang Yichen was still in a dazed state, Zhang Xiaopang yelled strangely:

"Eat my fat master's trick, love is stronger than Jin Jian's seven-day lock!"

Fuck!

What the hell? ! !

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Do you think?

Looking at the fat man who weighs nearly two hundred catties, hanging on his body in an extremely ambiguous and shameful posture...

Can't react, can't react at all! This is what Jiang Yichen is thinking right now.

Moreover, Jiang Yichen looked at the three girls at the scene who were already laughing so hard that they all took out their mobile phones and frantically took pictures.

Now it seems that I feel more socially dead...

"Old Jiang! Did Fatty's move make you happy?"

"Once a person of the same level is targeted by me, I can directly lock him up for seven days and seven nights!"

"And there's no way to counter it, no way to force it open, and even no way to log off, it's just that the posture is a little bit less elegant."

a little?

That's all? ! !

Looking at Xiaopang's two thick thighs passing through his crotch and tightly wrapped around his waist...

Jiang Yichen seemed to understand why Xiaorou said that she would not fight Zhang Xiaopang in this life.

I don't know which side can win, but this face problem must be gone on both sides.