Online Games Barbarism and Civilization
Vol 2 Chapter 951: Ji Fei Gou Tiao
Latest website: As a monkey king who has been active in the Emeishan area all year round, Dahua knows exactly where his enemies live.
So after having Dahua, an excellent macaque leading party, Ning Yuan and his team found the macaque groups one after another without any effort.
Rhesus monkeys are animals that are bullying and afraid of hardships. Their IQ is only three to five years old of humans. As long as you show them a little bit of force and give them some benefits, they will obey.
So Ning Yuan soon returned to the county seat of Emeishan with nine monkey groups and nearly 3,000 monkeys.
Rhesus monkeys already exist, and the next step is to train them specifically.
In order to train these macaques into an army of thieves who know where to steal, Ning Yuan asked his subordinates to directly free up some granaries and fields for the monkeys to conduct actual combat exercises.
Under Ningyuan’s fruit and peanuts, the monkeys were really obedient. Thousands of monkeys quickly rushed towards the corn field with a wave of Ning Yuan’s big hand.
"Which mother monkey is the mother-in-law of someone's family, let it steal corn, why is it picky."
"Hey, that stinky boy, that cob corn is bigger than your head, why don't you let it go if you can't hold it? Wouldn't you pick a smaller one?"
"Hey, the lady over there, do you want corn without a doll? Your child is lost."
"Hey, the silly lady over there, I can't take care of a single child. Why do you dare to rush forward after having twins?
Stop stealing corn, your baby has lost one. "
"Fuck, that **** over there, I let you steal corn, why are you stealing other people's things? Isn't the corn in the field not enough for you?"
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After easily finding thousands of macaques, Ning Yuan's self-confidence was extremely inflated. He thought he would soon be able to train a shrewd and capable monkey army.
However, the extremely chaotic situation at the scene gave him a heavy blow.
Looking at the chaotic scene, there were scenes of throwing children and grabbing corn everywhere, Ning Yuan shouted so hoarsely that he still couldn't control the scene.
Ning Yuan thought he could communicate mentally and could communicate with the macaques without barriers. The monkeys should soon be able to complete this very simple training task according to his requirements.
Unfortunately, monkeys are always monkeys. They are not humans. Inadvertently, all their natures are exposed.
Rhesus monkeys are already lively and active. Coupled with the strict hierarchy in the monkey group, many high-status monkeys are used to giving priority to everything they do.
So when they see the low-status monkeys holding corn, their first reaction is to go up and grab it, so as to show their status.
Originally, the task assigned to them by Ning Yuan was very simple. He just rushed to the field, picked all the corn that had not been harvested, and brought it back to his side.
But he never expected that a task that was so simple that it couldn't be easier would cause a great chaos among the monkeys.
"Dahua, let your little brothers hurry up and bring their family to gather, and there will be no bananas to eat tonight when they come back late."
Ning Yuan was already shouting hoarse and couldn't stop the chaos of the monkeys, so he could only ask Dahua to bring the monkeys back.
Sure enough, among the monkeys, the prestige of the Monkey King was much higher than that of Ning Yuan.
Dahua just roared casually, and the chaotic monkey group immediately dispersed. Soon, the monkeys of all families gathered together, and then returned to Ning Yuan in turn.
Standing on a high platform, looking at the big round eyes below, Ning Yuan couldn't make a fire.
After sighing for a long time, he waved his hand helplessly and said, "Go back to your residence, let's get here today!"
After speaking, Ning Yuan walked off the platform with a black face.
Looking at Ning Yuan, whose face was sullen, the soldiers nearby all held back a smile.
This is the first time they have seen their monarch deflated, and they did not expect that the founding emperor of the Condor Empire, who was not afraid of the sky, would be disgraced by a group of monkeys.
When they remembered the chaotic scene and Ning Yuan's hoarse roar, they had an urge to laugh.
"Humph!"
Seeing all his subordinates bowed their heads and tried to control their bodies, Ning Yuan snorted and went straight back to his home.
After returning to the mansion, Ning Yuan shut himself in the room alone. He was lying on the bed, looking at the roof, and constantly thinking about what happened today.
Originally, he thought that the most difficult task in forming a monkey army should be to find the monkey group. He never expected that training this group of guys would be even more difficult.
The biggest feature of macaques is their group life, wherever they go, they always take their homes.
Ning Yuan originally wanted to select some strong male monkeys to form a monkey army, but all the male monkeys, including Dahua, were reluctant to leave their wives and children.
Therefore, Ning Yuan could only choose to let them continue to act as a family unit.
It now appears that his compromise was a very serious mistake.
Those little milk monkeys and one or two-year-old little monkeys are really naughty, and their monkey mothers are also very inconspicuous. They are the source of this chaos.
No matter what race of the army is, there is no way to bring the family to the mouth. Although the monkey army does not need to fight, it also needs a certain degree of discipline. It seems that they have to find a way to kick out the women and the little milk monkeys who are in the way, otherwise there will be Don't think about them when they are there.
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, go back and have a look, those monkeys are causing trouble again."
Just as Ning Yuan was thinking about how to kick out the monkeys who were in the way~www.wuxiaspot.com~ the voice of the guard came from the door.
Hearing that the monkey group was causing trouble again, Ning Yuan immediately got up from the bed. After opening the door of the room, Ning Yuan asked with a dark face, "What happened to the monkey group?"
"Your Majesty, when they are full, they start to run around, touch everything a few times when they see it, and immediately steal it when they see something delicious.
Nowadays, there are people jumping everywhere, and many nearby residents have come to us to complain that the monkeys have stolen things from their house. "
Hearing that the monkey army he had formed was already stealing things, Ning Yuan suddenly felt a little bit dumbfounded.
His original intention for the formation of the Monkey Army was to let them learn to steal things, learn to sabotage behind the enemy, but before they could steal the enemy, they were first caught by their thieves. What is this?
After sighing helplessly, Ning Yuan instructed the guards: "Immediately notify the druids and ask them to bring me the monkeys to a nearby hill, send someone to protect them 24 hours, and let them later. Live on the mountain!"
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