Online Game: Evil Dragon Against The Heaven
Chapter 187 Yaya (Part 2)
The little girl looked only eight or nine years old. She was dressed in white, with two soaring shofar braids on her head, and her childish face was still intact. Ye Tianxie was sure that this little girl was definitely not sitting there when he first appeared here, otherwise he would have discovered it immediately. It was more like she appeared there all of a sudden.
Yaya: Level:? ? ? ? grade:? ? ? ? The age is unknown, but it seems that she will always only have the body and mind of eight or nine years old. No one knows what her origin is. It is rumored that she has been guarding the Bingjue Wolf Cave for many years, and only by passing her test can she enter the Bingjue Wolf Cave .
As soon as the Eye of the Evil Dragon got the information, the little girl shouted in her crisp voice: My name is Yaya, welcome to this big brother. The road here is very slippery, and the lovely Yaya There are magical snowshoes here, so that people don’t have to worry about slipping on ice or snow.”
Just as Ye Tianxie approached, a long panel appeared in front of him...
White snowshoes: white snowshoes, the soles are blessed with simple magic patterns, after wearing them, you don't have to worry about your feet slipping when you step on any road. Price: 1000 gold coins.
Black snowshoes: black snowshoes, the soles are blessed with simple magic patterns, after wearing them, you don't have to worry about your feet slipping when you step on any road. Price: 1000 gold coins.
Red snowshoes: red snowshoes, the soles are blessed with simple magic patterns, after wearing them, you don't have to worry about your feet slipping when you step on any road. Price: 1000 gold coins.
Blue snowshoes...
Pink snowshoes...
Yellow snowshoes...
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Brother, look, there are beautiful shoes in various colors. Yes, yes, if you don't wear these beautiful snowshoes, it is very easy to slip and fall when entering the ice wolf cave. Therefore, for safety, The lovely Yaya won't let brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts who don't wear snowshoes go in. Yaya smiled like a bright sun. I'm afraid that any balloon tied to those two shofar braids can take her flying lightly.
Ye Tianxie's veins were popping out, and a pair of simple shoes were actually sold for 1000 gold coins... If you don't buy them, you won't be allowed to enter the Bingjue Wolf Den! Grab money! It's a naked money grab! Such a black heart at a young age, don't want to rob a bank when you grow up...if there are banks in this world.
Even though he had the urge to pick her up and spank her, Ye Tianxie had no choice but to generously take out a thousand gold coins and put on a smiling face: Little sister, your snowshoes are very beautiful, then I will buy a pair of black snowshoes. Shoes.
Ding dong! The transaction was successful. In Ye Tianxie's hands, there was an extra pair of black shoes that looked so dirty no matter the style or shape... they looked like flat cloth shoes that cost ten yuan a dozen on a country street.
Yaya smiled even more cheerfully: Ah! Big brother! You are such a good person! A few big brothers were annoying just now, and asked if they could be cheaper... Yaya sells the cheapest things, and they How stingy... By the way, there are some older brothers who actually ask if group purchases can be discounted? What does group purchase mean?
“Group buying is…”
Dangdangdangdang! Now enter the Yaya test mode, big brother, are you ready? Only by passing Yaya's test can you enter the Bingjue Wolf Cave. Ah! It's not that Yaya wanted to do this on purpose, this is beautiful Sister Chuangshishen entrusted Yaya with a task. Yaya never gave Ye Tianxie a chance to explain what group buying is, and she yelled out the words that had obviously been repeated N times.
Ye Tianxie straightened his waist: Tell me, what test is it?
With his current strength, he is really not afraid of any so-called tests... as long as he is not looking for something like the ruins of bones.
Yaya's eyes flashed, and she pouted and shouted: Dangdang! Now that you are ready, the test from the cutest Yaya is coming.
...I have to say that her level of narcissism is comparable to that of Guoguo. Ye Tianxie thought so.
The first test... Yaya waved her hand, and a white scroll appeared in her hand: Fill in the poem!
Ye Tianxie staggered and almost plunged into the snow.
Entering the Bingjue Wolf Cave is to save a poor little wolf, so not only must you be loving, but you must also be smart enough. Therefore, you must pass Yaya's intelligence test to pass. Don't worry, big brother He is a good person, so the ten tests given by Yaya are the easiest ones, and the big brother can pass the test as long as he answers five questions correctly. Yaya waved the scroll in her hand, her immature smile bloomed like a tender flower, So cute.
Ye Tianxie took the scroll - once bitten by a snake, (please fill in the second half of the sentence).
Ye Tianxie: ...
Holding the magic pen from Yaya, Ye Tianxie didn't move for a long time.
Ah! Yaya is about to start the countdown, only ten seconds. Ten... Nine... Eight... Seven...
Ye Tianxie's hands were trembling, and then he finally gritted his teeth and began to write on the paper. After three seconds, he handed it over to Yaya.
Once bitten by a snake, (hear birds singing everywhere).
Yaya tilted her body and almost fell off the snowman.
Yaya was obviously angry, and shouted: Once bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of well ropes for ten years! This is something that a three-year-old child knows!! Big brother, you are so stupid! So stupid! So stupid!!! It’s a super idiot!! I’m so stupid!!”
Ye Tianxie: ...
He really didn't mean it, but really didn't know what the second half of the proverb was.
Ye Tianxie never went to elementary school, junior high school, or high school... All his knowledge came from her. After meeting, she let him have a home, took care of everything for him, and then became his teacher, teaching him everything...
Among all Ye Tianxie's subjects, foreign languages were the worst, followed by poetry in Mandarin.
For foreign languages, he currently only remembers twenty-six letters. When she is with him, she will accommodate him infinitely. When he shows a little bit of impatience with foreign languages and ancient poems, she will gently stop him from remembering those things he doesn't want to remember, and These have no effect even if they don't learn, but teach him a lot of things that he wants to learn and must learn,
And Ye Tianxie finally went to university because of her, because she told him that a life without campus life is doomed to be incomplete. Because of many emotions, many wonderful things can only belong to the campus, which cannot be felt and experienced in other places. So, with Zuo Pojun's help. He easily entered Jinghua University, which countless students dream of...
However, his campus life lasted less than two months, and it became a thing of the past because of her departure.
Facing Once I was bitten by a snake, Ye Tianxie desperately searched for all the verses in his mind that can be remembered up to the present—of course, the number is extremely poor, and finally picked a pair that rhymes well... So, one for Ya Ah, Qiangu, who collapsed directly, was born out of nowhere...
Once bitten by a snake, you can hear birds singing everywhere!
Don't be angry little sister, once you are bitten by a snake, you are afraid of well ropes for ten years. How could I not know such a simple question. I am just making you happy. Yaya is so cute, and she is even cuter when she smiles. Ye Tian Xie smiled and said without blushing. Yaya, it's not easy to deal with you little girl!
Ye Tianxie's words can make a normal person get goosebumps, but for a little girl whose brain is not fully developed, the effect is quite significant. Sure enough, Yaya was no longer angry, she tilted her head and thought for a while, then she shouted: I knew it was intentional, such a simple question can be solved even by the stupidest idiot in the world, how could it be possible that big brother can't? , or you will be worse than even the stupidest fool.
Ye Tianxie: !@#¥%...
Then, let's start the quickest, most intense and most exciting quiz now, big brother, it's time to prove that you are a smart person, but you must listen carefully!!
Intellectual quiz... Ye Tianxie couldn't help wiping the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead.
Guoguo blinked her eyes, then her eyes lit up immediately, and she shouted in high spirits: Question two...Which one hurts more when you hit the head with watermelon or coconut?
The key to this question is not whether it is a watermelon or a coconut, but which one is bigger. If the watermelon is bigger, then the watermelon is more painful. If the coconut is bigger, then the coconut is more painful. Ye Tianxie thought for half a second , answered seriously. After answering, I suddenly felt that my answer was perfect. I am afraid that Einstein would not be able to find a more perfect answer even if he was alive.
Wrong! It's not the watermelon or the coconut that hurts the most, but the head! It's the head that hurts, but the coconut and watermelon don't hurt! Brother, you are so stupid! Yaya raised her head and shouted.
Ye Tianxie petrified directly.
The third question... Yaya didn't give Ye Tianxie a chance to breathe, and asked again in a crisp voice: A black cat and a white cat are good friends. One day, the white cat fell into the black cat. In the dark river, the whole body has turned black, what will be the first words that the black cat will say when seeing it?
Ye Tianxie quickly used his imagination to transform himself into that white cat. After 10 seconds of thinking about it, he said righteously: It will say, hi! My friend, you are much more beautiful than before!
Wrong! Yaya opened her mouth and waved her small white hands.
Then what will it say?
Of course it will say 'meow~~~' because cats can't talk!!
Ye Tianxie burst into tears.
Question 4... One day, the smart and lovely Xiao Ming was walking on the street, and saw many gold coins and a big bone on the ground, but Xiao Ming picked up the bones instead of the gold coins. Why?
Because those gold coins are fake. Ye Tianxie said dumbly.
Wrong!! Because Xiao Ming is a puppy!!
Ye Tianxie: ...
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