One Billion Years Of Offline Hookup

Chapter 532

Sun Wukong looked at Zhu Bajie, suddenly showing a sneer, and pulled Zhu Bajie’s ears: “Fool! I want to challenge my grandson, you are not brave!”

Zhu Bajie screamed twice in pain, “Brother, it’s really not your brother who is going to excite you. Take a look, these women are not turning at you intentionally or unintentionally. It’s very provocative to see their eyes!”

“Go, one by one cannibal elves. It is enough for my grandson to kill me with a stick.” Sun Wukong pushed away Zhu Bajie, his eyes were full of disdain.

“Brother, you are serving people with martial arts. If they don’t kill and commit crimes, you can’t just knock them to death with a stick, right?” Zhu Bajie protested.

Afterwards, Zhu Bajie took out a small note: “Brother, this is the small note that the female fairy handed me. It’s up to you if you go or not.”

With that said, Zhu Bajie handed the note to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong glanced, the note turned into fly ash, so he was too lazy to take a look.

Zhu Bajie left boringly, but he was happy in his heart.

With Sun Wukong’s gaze, it was simply too easy to remember the content of the note.

His brother not only wants to fight with others, but also likes to fight with himself.

The eyes and speech of outsiders are really dismissive for Sun Wukong. If you expect someone who makes sense with a stick to have a good conversation with you, it is simply a dream.

But Zhu Bajie emphasized that Sun Wukong was afraid, and he was not convinced in his heart.

Zhu Bajie has been traveling with this senior for so many years, and he is very clear about Sun Wukong’s disposition.

As for the little note, what little note?

Seeing Bai Jingjing’s appearance, can she have such courage?

Zhu Bajie found Bai Jingjing again, and Bai Jingjing was also quite surprised.

“Thank you, monk.” Bai Jingjing knew that the pig had intended to protect her before, and she also thanked her now.

“It’s okay.” Zhu Bajie smiled and waved.

Later, he took out a treasure to shield others from snooping, and then said: “I can help you this time, would you like to give it a try?”

“Don’t look at your brother’s iron-clad clamor, he doesn’t understand this matter at all, just look at him, he’s like a hairy boy, and we can only worry about us as juniors.” Zhu Bajie sighed.

The appearance was just like Junior, who was reprimanded by the elders for ineffectiveness, and Zhu Bajie felt a burst of beauty in his heart.

“Huh?” Bai Jingjing was stunned by Zhu Bajie’s words. After all, Zhu Bajie’s words were too abrupt. The happiness came so suddenly that Bai Jingjing was a little unacceptable.

“Here, see for yourself.” Zhu Bajie took out a small note again.

When Bai Jingjing opened it, there was a blush on her face.

Looking at Zhu Bajie is unbelievable, after all, who would have thought that Sun Wukong would invite her to enjoy the moon!

“Is this true?” Bai Jingjing’s eyes beamed.

“Brother is shy.” Zhu Bajie nodded.

Bai Jingjing was already snickering, “I didn’t expect you to be such a Wukong.”

“We are all people here, and I already have the old pig doll. If you want to succeed, I will tell you one way, that is to take the initiative! Brother Monkey is domineering and cold on the outside, but actually weak on the inside.”

“You don’t know, he accidentally killed an innocent fairy and cried for three days and three nights!”

“Ah? So is Wukong like this? So there is love!” Bai Jingjing pushed open the door of a new world, it was simply too novel.

“Of course! My old pig can still lie to you!” Zhu Bajie nodded seriously.

I magnified all the points that women like on Sun Wukong. The appearance is so cold and the heart is fragile. Isn’t this the image that women like most.

“So, when you stay to enjoy the moon at night, just take the initiative to hold my senior brother’s hand and kiss him affectionately when he is caught off guard, and you will be done.” Zhu Bajie said the process directly.

Before the moon, the big brother was forcibly kissed by the woman, and Zhu Bajie wondered why he was so excited?

Bai Jingjing’s cheeks were already hot when she heard it, but Zhu Bajie’s words were like wine, which made people unconsciously drunk.

Bai Jingjing has even begun to construct the night scene, her eyes are involuntarily blurred.

“Oh, yes, there is one more important thing. You have to call him empty, so that he will feel kind.” Zhu Bajie exhorted again.

“Empty… Jingjing…” Bai Jingjing felt a little hard to tell, she was too ashamed.

“Remember, you must remember!” Zhu Bajie said, he retrieved Magic Treasures and waited for his beating tomorrow.

I work hard, and I have to endure the pain of flesh and blood. Think about how it is so painful?

But Ba Jie really couldn’t help but laugh!

At night, Zhu Bajie looked at the crescent crescent that climbed up in the sky, and the bright moonlight reflected the night view. I have to say that this silk hole is really a good place.

Bai Jingjing’s fingertips are already tangled together, full of tension.

“Huh, the moonlight is pretty good tonight.” Sun Wukong snorted softly and lay down on the treetops.

Bai Jingjing raised her head and looked at Sun Wukong’s profile. The bright moonlight fell on Sun Wukong’s face, making her look extraordinarily proud.

Bai Jingjing felt warm in her heart. As Brother Zhu said, her empty heart was actually very soft and fragile. These features must be his disguise.

Bai Jingjing mustered up his courage, flushed and finally shouted: “Empty~”

Sun Wukong couldn’t help but stiffen when he heard the words. As soon as he shook his body, he directly hit the ground, and his face couldn’t help but climb three black lines!

“Pig~Eight~Jie!” Sun Wukong almost gritted his teeth!

He didn’t need to think about it, it must be the black pig’s idea.

“Kongkong, what’s the matter with you.” Bai Jingjing couldn’t help being surprised.

Sun Wukong raised his hand to prevent Bai Jingjing from approaching, his face was lost to the pig!

Bai Jingjing watched Sun Wukong lift her palm, then thought about it, she directly put her arm on Sun Wukong’s palm and intersected her fingers.

The moment the fingers interlocked, a soft feeling spread into Sun Wukong’s palm, and the blushing and happy face of Bai Jingjing was printed in Sun Wukong’s eyes.

Sun Wukong’s cheeks were stuck to the mud at the moment, and he was stunned for a while. In Bai Jingjing’s eyes, this was the cutest face in the world.

With her eyes facing each other, Bai Jingjing’s heart beat fiercely, as did Sun Wukong.

Bai Jingjing’s cheeks were close to Sun Wukong’s cheeks. The moment a strand of hair touched Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong was shocked, and only then recovered.

Jumping three feet high, Sun Wukong jumped from the ground.

The atmosphere was swept away, and both of them fled like frightened rabbits in a panic.

After the panic, Bai Jingjing couldn’t help but a smile appeared on her face, her mind was full of the lovely scene of Sun Wukong just now, and she couldn’t help but smile idiotically.