Obviously I'm the trainer
Chapter 56 Ibrahimovic's brain is full of grass
When Li Wei returned to the house with the hot pot, he put the big pot on the induction cooker, pressed the switch with a beep, and went to the kitchen again to help Riolu bring various ingredients from the kitchen with a small trolley After that, the preparatory work is basically completed.
Molu Beike happily sat on the small stool that Hackron had just rushed down to buy for him, put on the small gloves with the help of Li Wei, and was staring at the hot pot that was gradually heating up and bubbling.
"Chirp!"
[Li Wei, you are really good at cooking! ! 】
Feeling emotional, he shook his head and sighed again as if recalling something.
"Chirp~"
【It would be great if Xiaojiu could have cooking skills like yours~】
As an elf who wants to eat at any time, his requirement for food has also changed from the initial "satiating hunger" to the current obsession with taste.
Eating nuts every day, although it can fill your stomach, but you will really get tired of eating. Molubeke said that he really needs to eat more delicious things during dinner! ! Only in this way can he make up for his wounded little heart.
"Huh? Doesn't she often cook for you?"
Anyway, it was boring, so Li Wei took advantage of the opportunity to chat with Molu Beike.
"Chirp..."
[That's really hard to describe... Xiaojiu made it according to the recipe, but sometimes there will be many emergencies. For example, I mixed up the salt and sugar in the seasoning box, or my hands shook a bit, I put too much seasoning, or I clearly agreed to buy cabbage, but I bought a lettuce back... ·】
"Ah this..."
"Chirp."
[Unexpectedly, he seems to be a very reliable person, but in the end he is in a daze in life. We can't waste food, and she doesn't want to eat spoiled things...so...]
As he said that, Morube couldn't help casting a little desperate little look towards the corner of the table.
He used rich expressions to express to the few people who were sitting around the table listening to him tell the 'story', 'he really paid too much'.
"Chirp."
[She is super bad, she never forces me to eat those things, she just locks up all the nuts I usually eat, and then only puts those dark dishes next to me... woo woo woo woo, When I’m hungry, I can only eat those things o(╥﹏╥)o Although the appearance is not bad, I won’t die and get sick, but when I eat it, the taste buds are really painful. . 】
Then he put on a look like he was about to cry.
"puff."
Although this incident sounds miserable for Morube, but for some reason, Ibrahimovic and Li Wei's first reaction was to want to laugh.
Molu Beike's usual temper is too detached, and even in the training class, he was called out several times by Instructor Wang for making his voice too loud after eating nuts.
Such an elf from the skin to the bone, Li Wei only felt that Mo Jiu tripped him up in this kind of matter, "he deserved it".
Apart from ridiculing, he really couldn't think of any other way to comfort Morubek.
Of course, he is not a devil. At this time, he and Ibrahimovic adhered to the professionalism and joined Riolu's consolation team.
(")" (︿)
"It's okay, it's all a sign of loving you."
Li Wei said to him seriously.
"Chirp!"
[Li Wei, stop comforting me, Xiao Jiu just wants to punish me, I know it! She just dislikes me for embarrassing her! ╭(╯^╰)╮! ! 】
"How come, it's because you didn't realize her good intentions as a trainer."
"Chirp??"
"Xiao Ke, you are an elf with an evil attribute! As a special attribute like the ghost attribute, the evil attribute must have a special training method!!! As a good citizen, Mo Jiu must not let you do bad things to exercise Evil energy, so you can only stimulate your negative emotions through this kind of thing, and then achieve the effect of training."
(ΩДΩ)? ? ?
The ones showing this expression were the two elves, Ive and Morbeco.
At this moment, Ibrahimovic's mind is full of grass.
'what happened? Isn't he gloating? Is Li Wei serious in saying those words? '
She is very familiar with this set of theories. Basically, every time there is a weird training, Li Wei can tell her a set of various principles like this, which makes her unable to refute and even feel that' he said All right'.
‘Wait, is this all a routine? '
With the gradual development and application of superpowers, Ibrahimovic's brain has also been developed.
To put it in a more fantasy way, it is to 'enlighten one's wisdom'.
As smart as she is, she began to notice some weird clues in Li Wei's words.
But thinking about it, Li Wei usually treats Carp King and Riolu like this...
Thinking like this, Ibrahimovic temporarily put aside such suspicious thoughts in his heart, and began to think about how to seize the opportunity and eat more meat when he was able to move his chopsticks.
But unlike Ibrahimovic's soul torture, Morube's thinking is relatively simple.
"Chirp?!!!"
【Really? ! ! Wow! ! I'm so happy, I always thought Xiao Jiu was deliberately bullying me! woo woo woo woo! I was wrong, and I will never gossip about the fact that she rolled over and fell to the ground in the middle of the night in the future! ! ! 】
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Li Wei thinks that Morube like this should cut everything into a pot and eat it... But it just so happened that at this time there was a knocking sound at the door, and the door was not closed. Lock, it was Mo Jiu who came in.
At this time, she was short of breath and looked very anxious. She was carrying a big paper bag in her hand, which seemed to contain a lot of delicious food.
"Sorry for the delay, we happened to make some lava chocolate cake today, and I asked Goethe to pack it and bring it to you."
As he said that, Mo Jiu handed the food to Lioulu who came to greet him at the door, and then walked to the chair next to Morubeco and sat down.
Seeing Mo Lubeike standing on the table dancing, Mo Jiu couldn't help but took another deep breath, and quickly asked everyone, "Xiao Ke didn't say something strange to trouble you, did he?"
Seeing Mo Jiu's worried look and frantically flickering panicked eyes, Li Wei felt that he chose to shake his head for the sake of Morubek's life and for the sake of not having any strange side dishes in today's hot pot base.
"No, no, very well-behaved."
"oh?"
Hearing such an answer, Mo Jiu was a little surprised, but after a brief surprise, he couldn't help but let out a long breath.
"That's good, that's good."
With a very small voice, Mo Jiu said so.
"Then the pot is just boiling, let's eat!"
These words were like the clarion call of war. In an instant, the eyes of Riolu, Ibrahimovic, Hackron, and Molubeke lit up, and they raised their utensils to attack the meat on the plate!
Hot pot is a smoky war!
You don't know whose mouth the meat thrown into the pot will end up in. This is the huge risk you have to bear when eating hot pot.
In order to keep their meat, these Pokémon couldn’t help but stare at each other, wishing they could count down with a stopwatch. When the meat in the pot was boiled for more than 20 seconds, they quickly picked it up and put it on a plate, and wrapped it in sauce Just drop.
The most vicious battle is the tomato pot.
Molu Beike thought that he could enjoy the meat in the spicy pot without any worries, but he never expected that his opponents would be Li Wei and Mo Jiu.
Seeing these two people holding the serving chopsticks and holding the meat he threw into the pot without any grievances, Mo Lubei's heart is like a knife twisting!
Forced by life, he could only move his position and join the tomato pot war.
Between meals, Li Wei had to take care of the carp king in the pool next to him.
[Li Wei Li Wei! I want to eat, too! take me one! ah! It smells so good~ What is it that emits such a wonderful smell~ I want to eat it too~ Oh~ and the lady I have never met~ How are you~ How does this meal taste~ Is it delicious? ~]
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In order to prevent the carp king from uttering any more tiger-wolf words, Li Wei decided to stuff his mouth with food.
Fish out a few shrimp slips, fish balls, beef rolls, and kelp from the tomato pot. With the help of Ibrahimovic, each piece of food is wrapped in air bubbles made of water. Was smoothly sent into the water.
The size is moderate, and King Carp can completely swallow a bubble in one bite.
The carp king didn't care much about swallowing water and food together, after all, he usually ate like this.
"Crack!"
【Um! tasty! What a treat! 】
After swallowing it in one gulp, King Carp flicked his tail excitedly, and asked Li Wei non-stop with a look of curiosity.
And that posture is quite likely that if Li Wei doesn't answer him, he will act like a repeater and ask non-stop.
"It's shrimp slippery."
"Crack!"
【oh! so! shrimp! Delicious, praise! 】
Fortunately, under Li Wei and Ibrahimovic's crazy one-time feeding, the carp king was fascinated by the large amount of air bubbles wrapped in food. He was temporarily addicted to eating and did not ask more 'why'.
Otherwise, Li Wei really didn't know how to explain things like fish balls to him.
But think about it carefully, maybe explain, the expression on the carp king's face may be very exciting?
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After digging deep into his brain, Li Wei felt that this incident might only inspire another small composition-style inspirational emotion from King Carp.
【ah! This is cruel nature! I still have to work hard to become stronger! Evolution is the only way out! 】
Then, there will be crazy 'special training' in the pool.
After imagining the horrible environment in the room after the special training, Li Wei gave up this kind of ridicule.
At that time, the happiness will really disappear, and the rest will be full of collapse.
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Today's py: "The Life of the Elf", an article by the same person of the Elf Expedition Team. The spirit is the essence, the life is the essence,
There is nothing special about life here, except for the lack of human beings.
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Invest in the new book, watch ten minutes direct investment can stabilize financial management. ()
Take the link as you please (there are too many bb words to make up tomorrow\\self-picking in the previous chapter is also OK)
July 28
[July 27th, 950+ votes, no updates]
Spread your hands
It's not my fault.
Why
Let me tell you, people with hypoglycemia and low blood pressure bring their own hang-up buff when it is cloudy and rainy.
Today I just want to take a nap, and then wake up, oh ho, it's six o'clock in the afternoon.
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I didn't even finish my breakfast, and then it was time for dinner. I was so stupid.
orz
ε=(ο`*)))
Have you paid attention to the incident in Hangzhou recently?
The final result and steps are out.
When I saw it in the middle of the night last night, my mind was like 'wow' and 'grooving' I really am. . . .
Wow.
speechless.
Born to be human, why. . .
Do you understand the key? Writer's brainpower.
I just exploded, okay, exploded.
The real sense of the picture plus that person's face and various renderings, what the hell. . . .
Sure enough, it was a nightmare.
orz
Everyone, don't entertain yourself until you die and post emoticons and jokes such as "I asked you to go to the septic tank" and "Thank you for not cutting me up".
It's not really funny.
It's really scary.
Not everything can be entertained, don't be fooled by capital.
Seeing Happy Eagle Sauce, the most basic IQ that was fooled by the media is gone, a bunch of happy people.
(Not racist, don't take me to the beat)
ε=(ο`*)))
When you are looking for a partner in the future, talk more and fight less. Communication is the only way to solve the problem.
If the communication can't solve it, then communicate in bed, if it doesn't work once, then twice, and so on.
Live your life and be a good person.
woo woo
Fear
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