Obviously I'm the trainer

Those unclear words that popped out of the carp king's mouth made Li Wei subconsciously take a few steps back.

He always felt that this carp king was a bit weird.

"Why don't you go back to the water first, let's have a good chat?"

Looking at the carp king who was still jumping up and down on the ground, Li Wei thought about his words and asked the carp king tactfully.

"Crack?"

【chat? What are you talking about? 】

"Let's talk about you."

"Crack~"

[() It’s okay, you can subdue me first, then we can talk at night by candlelight, and you will have a lot of time to get to know me deeply~]

······

Li Wei saw that the carp king had no intention of jumping back into the lake at all and the vocabulary in his mouth was getting worse. He beckoned and called Hackron over, and asked him to wrap his tail around the carp king and throw him back into the lake.

poof.

With the sound of falling water, his eyes and ears were temporarily liberated.

Watching a red-fluttering carp king keep jumping up on the ground is indeed a very ghostly thing.

"Kuuuuuuuuu?"

[Diligent trainer, where is your elf ball? won't it work? It's okay, I've heard about how to use it, so just give me the ball? 】

The first sentence after King Carp emerged from the water was about 'conquering' again.

This sudden 'enthusiasm' made Li Wei a little at a loss.

"I said, why do you insist on letting me subdue you?"

Li Wei asked helplessly.

This is the first time I have experienced this kind of thing, and it is always a bit baffling. He is not an anime hero, so why does this elf have to be given to him for nothing?

A carp king who can only learn 'Water Cannon' and 'Dragon Wave' can already be described as once in a hundred years. Can he pick up such a bargain?

His grandfather said that there is no free lunch in the world, and good-looking ladies and sisters usually don't give it for nothing for no reason, so Li Wei thinks that the most basic treatment is still necessary.

"Crack?"

【Are you referring to why I want you to be my trainer? 】

"Um."

"Crack!"

[Of course I'm looking at you! 】

·······

Hearing the carp king's out-of-the-ordinary answer, Li Wei took advantage of the situation and stood up, assuming he was about to turn around and leave.

"Crack, click, click!"

【Don't don't! Not so not so! Let me tell you the specific point! Ah, you are a bad trainer! People will be very shy too! (ω)】

At this moment, Li Wei decided that if the carp king finally became his elf, then his first training task for this idiot would be to 'learn Chinese'.

Twitching the corner of his mouth, Li Wei sat back on the rock, crossed his legs and prepared to listen to the carp king's 'justification'.

"Kuuuuuuu~"

[Because you have very comfortable fluctuations~ I can feel that you are a very good person, and you should get along well with me~ Also, I found that you are a very hardworking person! I admire hardworking people the most~]

fluctuation?

hit it off?

This adjective is a little tricky.

After thinking for a while, Li Wei turned to look at Riolu.

No matter how subtle the carp king's description sounds, it sounds like he is talking about his waveguide, but as a human being, he has no feeling about the "comfortable" or "uncomfortable" waveguide, so he still has to consult Take a look at the waveguide master Riolu at home.

"Lulu!"

[It is indeed a very comfortable waveguide! 】

"Does comfort mean fit?" Li Wei continued to ask.

There is a "rumor" that Riolu and Lucario will only choose trainers who are compatible with the waveguide to grow up together, so occasionally, when there is some news that Riolu has run away from home, some "scholars" will Will use 'waveguide fit' for things.

However, the cases are too rare, and after research by scientists, no evidence can be found to support the statement of "waveguide fit", so this so-called rumor has not been formally recorded.

From the perspective of scientists, the exodus of elves like Riolu is a normal phenomenon, and has nothing to do with the so-called fit, but only with the condition of the trainer.

Because Riolu and Lucario are rare elves with a strong sense of justice, even if their behavior is cultivated, they will infinitely approach the side of "justice".

For this point, Li Wei, who has the concept of game illustrations, can easily understand it.

This is the 'Heart of Justice', the same is what the Alliance calls him, but after a large amount of statistics in the real society, it is found that this Heart of Justice is not only aimed at 'evil attribute energy', but simply encounters' Evil deeds' will also have an impact on Lucario's behavior.

——Being more aggressive, or having an obsession that must be corrected.

And elves such as Elledo and Wind Speed ​​Dog who also have this characteristic have also had many cases of running away from home and parting ways with the trainer.

The content of this part is mentioned as extracurricular knowledge in the cultivation chapter of the alliance textbook.

Originally, Li Wei would not pay attention to this kind of little knowledge, but because the names of the elves, 'Leolu' and 'Lucario' were mentioned in the textbook, he was a little worried that his eldest son would run away from home Li Wei spent a little time deliberately opening the browser to search for relevant information.

According to the statistics released last year, most of the elves left because of nothing more than 'trainers do all kinds of evil', 'abusing elves', or simply 'anger' and 'quarreling'.

Most elves will unconditionally agree with the actions of the trainer, because they are "family" and "raised" with the trainer.

Moreover, they have been wrongly educated innately, and they will not be puzzled by the trainer's wrong actions.

Even some elves have poor ability to accept external information and self-learning ability due to racial characteristics and incomplete brain development. I am puzzled by the 'anti-humanism and anti-elfism' thing.

but.

Spirits like Riolu will.

In addition to the natural sense of justice, they who can feel the waveguide can easily distinguish the good and evil and emotions of people's hearts.

All kinds of despicable thoughts and negative emotions are the most direct reason for them to leave the trainer.

So in a fundamental sense, running away from home has nothing to do with 'Bird'. From a scientific point of view, the rumors in the market are really untenable.

His thoughts suddenly went astray, and Li Wei also suddenly realized at this moment.

etc.

The carp king said he could sense the fluctuations in my body? ?

"hiss······"

(ΩДΩ)

In such an instant, Li Wei's eyes on the carp king who spoke and behaved strangely changed again.

What's the matter, little brother? ?

You have this talent to reincarnate, why not reincarnate, just reincarnate as a carp king.

What's this?

The elves at the bottom of the elf world suddenly awakened their top talents, turning into dragons when encountering a storm?

main character hello? ? ( # `O')?

Or the version of the dick's counterattack?

The corner of his mouth twitched, and he took a few more glances at the carp king who was spitting bubbles in the lake and flirting with winking eyes. Li Wei silently gathered Bird and started an encrypted call with Riolu.

[Lu, you said... is this a bad fish? 】

His waveguide detection is not as good as Riolu's. In his opinion, the carp king is extremely excited now, and his blue waveguide is fluctuating crazily in his sight.

If I were to sum up the inner activities of this carp king in one sentence, it would probably be like this—"Ahhhhhh!"

······

It felt a little delicate, so Li Wei entrusted this matter to Riolu.

The benefits of waveguide power lie here.

With a little proficiency, it is easy to judge good and evil, right and wrong. Although people and elves who also have special abilities may use their abilities to conceal their thoughts, most of the time, they cannot be concealed.

Because waveguides are everywhere, it is not easy to capture information and emotions.

[It feels like a diligent and good carp king. 】

After Pausing for two seconds, Riolu continued to add another sentence.

[That's... full of energy. 】

······

Looks like an active bum.

It's okay too.

After a little deliberation, Li Wei chose to take out his cell phone and call his father.

"Hello? Dad, I want to raise fish."

"ah?"

Li Yuansheng's puzzled voice came from the other end of the phone.

"I want to subdue a carp king."

"ah???"

"Can it work? We need it now, just a poke ball and alliance procedures."

"No, son, what happened? Are you going to the wild to subdue the carp king?"

Because Li Wei went straight to the beginning of the theme, Li Yuansheng still hasn't understood why his son did such a thing.

"Don't think about it? The carp king... If you really like it, when you come back from the training camp, your mother and I will buy you more than 20 carp king eggs with dragon's blood and open them for you." Just play! The probability of this thing being able to evolve is too low, the breeding scholar I know said that it would be good if one carp king hatched from twenty eggs could evolve!"

Li Yuansheng talked fast to persuade his stupid son who couldn't think about it and was about to eat shit.

However, Li Wei calmly blocked Li Yuansheng's mouth with one sentence.

"I was training at the training camp just now, and then I suddenly met a carp king who knows 'Dragon Wave' and 'Water Cannon'. Now he is entangled with me, and he insists on being his trainer."

? ? ?

Li Wei took the opportunity to explain the cause and effect of the incident, and then there was a brief silence on the other end of the phone.

"Just subdue it, Dad will think of a way for you."

()

"Then... Dad, where's the Poké Ball?"

"You ask Hackron to hang up the flight permit and come to me. Are you in that training area? Tell him to hurry up, and it will only take an hour and a half to go back and forth."

"Oh oh oh, good."

After finishing speaking, Li Yuansheng hung up the phone, and Li Wei turned his head and locked his eyes on Ha Kelong.

"Please?"

Ha Kelong also heard the conversation on the phone, and nodded to Li Wei to express his understanding.

And just when he was about to fly away, suddenly a small thought flashed through his mind, stopped his movement, and turned his head back.

"Woo..."

【I want to add chicken legs for dinner...】

Weakly, he said to Li Wei in a very small voice.

This was the first time he had spoken conditions while running errands, and he was a little panicked.

But the chicken leg and the important meaning it represented forced him to muster up the courage to say this sentence.

The jet-black eyes were shining, and the nervousness and anticipation blended together, which made Li Wei's stare helpless.

"Okay, add chicken legs."

(\u003e\u003c)

"Then why don't you go to the supermarket to buy some good things and come back, let's have a pizza or something tonight, and celebrate the salted fish... Carp King becoming a member of our family? How about it?"

"Woo~"

【Good~】

After finishing speaking, Hackron took Li Wei's key with his tail and took off to the dormitory to get his flight permit.

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Today's py: "How Shenhao was Raised", Xia Ye, a person at the bottom of society, was accidentally bound by the Shenhao cultivation system, and his life began to slowly change.

If you like it, please take the link yourself.

Teemo's diary

July 20

[July 19, 1051 votes, plus 1 update]

*Because there is py, the diary is destined not to write many sentences, or the artificial mental retardation will make me unable to put the link.

The last few days have been cloudy, and I really want to sleep.

Then I fell asleep.

It was the same just now, I always wanted to sleep, and then fell asleep.

It was about half past ten before I got up.

well.

Before getting up, my mind is full of, "Sleep, let's sleep~ Let's goog today~"

To be reasonable, I was persuaded by a little bit.

Pooh.

Then, there is the matter of py.

py will definitely have poisonous milk, and everyone has their own favorites, so if you don't like it, don't express your opinions too much on py.

—— "Emotional Intelligence"

Don't make it too difficult for Teemo to be a man, thank you.

Recently, I feel that I eat less and less, which is a bit uncomfortable.

It’s been a long time since I’ve had milk tea and fat house happy water. I feel like I’m getting healthy with coffee and mineral water every day.

I feel bad.

But, with grandma and the others, saying that I want to drink happy water always feels something wrong? ? ?

orz

Forget it, eat barbecue tomorrow to comfort my wounded heart.

Um.

Beef Saigao~~~