Obviously I'm the trainer
Chapter 1 This Strange Ceiling
Open your eyes, you will find a strange ceiling, and a comfortable and soft bed that is different from the impression.
"Ah this..."
Turning over and looking around, the unfamiliar environment made his still sleepy mind stagnate for a moment.
Before Li Wei's dull brain could react, he heard several knocks on the door.
Boom, boom, boom.
There was no voice, as if he would keep typing if he didn't respond. With such an unfamiliar environment, Li Wei inevitably felt a little chills down his spine, as if he had come to some horror-themed set.
"Who! Knock what! Come in!"
To be reasonable, Li Wei doesn't know where he got the courage. Maybe he silently recited "Majestic Tianlong, World Honored One, Prajna Buddhas, Prajna Ba Makong" in his heart, and there is a sea of Dharma to help him.
Anyway, I yelled and yelled, and it was too late to regret.
But what people didn't expect was that Li Wei's domineering voice actually stunned the knocker outside the door. After knocking on the door silently and stubbornly three times, the door was pushed open.
"hiss···"
Li Wei's mind is very empty. All in all, he is very panicked now.
What caught my eye was a strange-looking clown-like creature.
The adjective 'weird-looking' seems to be a bit too harsh, after all, he should be born like this.
The whole body is pink, with human-like limbs, a suction cup on each of the five fingers, a chubby head and a chubby body, and a pair of dark blue pointed-toed clown shoes on the feet. Some cute.
Specializes in using air to create walls and... performing pantomime.
At the moment when he saw this strange yet familiar creature, Li Wei's mind went blank for a while, and what emerged was the official voice of the Pokémon Illustrated Book with its own commentary sound effects.
The one that appeared in Li Wei's room was not some perverted murderous clown, but a Pokémon called Magic Wall Doll.
At this time, the magic wall puppet who just opened the door is waving his arms desperately, and with the exaggerated body movements and expressions, it seems to be conveying some message.
At this moment, the atmosphere in the room became very awkward.
Li Wei was very confused. He said that there might be something wrong with the way he got up.
But whether it's the lifelike and weird performance of the magic wall puppet in front of him, or the pinched thighs that are almost blue, and the painful touch, they all remind him that this is the naked reality.
I am only sixteen years old, and I seem to have traveled to the world of Pokémon after sleeping all night. Is there any big brother who can give me some advice? Wait online! It's really urgent.
But obviously, even if Li Wei was dying of anxiety, no one would answer him.
After collapsing in the air for a while, Li Wei chose to accept the reality.
Well, he just crossed over.
The adaptability of the old two-dimensional is quite strong. One second, I was still elegant, and the next second I want to hurry up.
Anyway, it's useless to stand up and scream to the sky now, it's better to see what the magic wall puppet in front of you is doing.
Thinking like this, Li Wei first made up his mind, took a few deep breaths, and gave up thinking.
He stared at the movements of the magic wall puppet, trying to figure out what this ghost thing that suddenly broke into his room was trying to express.
He is very familiar with the mime behavior of the magic wall puppet, whether it is in Pokémon TV or in the Pokémon movie released some time ago.
This elf is like this, he can't speak well when he has something to say, he can't express it well when he has something to say, and he has to act hard.
So while Li Wei stared at it, his hands began to imitate the movements of the magic wall puppet, hoping to promote his understanding in this way.
But apparently he failed.
I don't know what went wrong, anyway, he is nodding his head rhythmically with the magic wall puppet now, swinging his left and right hands exaggeratedly, 'Hey! Draw a dragon with me on the left, draw a rainbow on your right! '
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The two stalemate like this for a long time, until a somewhat familiar roar came from outside the door.
"Li Wei! Wake up, you bastard! What time is it! Do you know today's physical examination?!"
The terrifying sound caused Li Wei to jump up from the bed in an instant, took a deep breath and at the same time instinctively put on clothes on his body at the speed of light.
The fear of my mother is inscribed in my DNA.
But at this time, seeing Li Wei running around the room like a headless fly, he spread his hands helplessly.
┓(`)┏
‘Humans~ I’ve clearly reminded him~’
After sighing with emotion, he twisted his arms, stepped on the beat, and popped and left Li Wei's room to help serve breakfast.
And Li Wei, who felt the call of death, rushed into the bathroom in a hurry, washed up, and ran downstairs to the restaurant.
It's amazing, he obviously doesn't know anything about this place, but his physical actions are extremely proficient.
It seems that his subconscious mind clearly knows the layout of the house and what he needs to do now.
Even so, he didn't get any memory backtracking to understand what the world is like like in the plot of the novel.
All his actions can only be based on guesswork.
So in such a situation with nothing but instinct, Li Wei rushed down the stairs to the restaurant in a daze.
But before he had time to run to the dining table, he was stunned by an accident and stuck in place.
Who are the two people in the restaurant downstairs?
These aren't his parents, are they? ?
What's the matter, are parents responsible for the refurbishment after rebirth?
And Li Wei's dazed look made his mother who was already dissatisfied with him getting up late even worse.
"Li Wei! What the hell are you doing! Are you standing there waiting for me and your dad to invite you over??"
"ah···"
Li Wei is still very confused now. It is true that his mother has such a good appearance and temper, but he just feels weird.
Obviously my mother has entered middle age and reached the age of senility, why did she suddenly dream back to the appearance in the photos that his father had treasured for a long time twenty years ago?
This unscientific.
I really want to complain, but I always feel that there is something wrong with complaining about science on the basis of the established time travel.
So Li Wei was still standing in a daze.
('ω)
"Why are you still standing there!" After working around, seeing Li Wei still standing there, the grumpy mother continued to greet.
"I'm thinking." Li Wei replied truthfully in a daze.
"Think about how you're going to get beaten?"
"No, I was thinking about why my mother suddenly became young and beautiful."
Just when Li Wei realized that he had accidentally said this sentence and asked for gg, the mobile phone in his pocket suddenly made a pleasant voice.
Drop, Alipay accounted for 50,000 yuan.
? ? ?
What's going on? ?
The transfer information is from the mother who was still exporting to him crazily just now, this...
What a wonderful world.
At this moment, Li Wei completely abandoned his previous doubts and dislikes about the "unscientific" world, gave up entanglement about why his life turned upside down after he slept, and gave up obsessing about why Pokémon appeared in reality. in life.
He, Li Wei, is strong... really fragrant.
Walking to the table, watching the magic wall puppet dance with movements that seemed to be the pure land of bliss, while serving the prepared breakfast, Li Wei couldn't help but put his hands together and prayed, "I hope the plate is okay."
His stomach was rumbling, and a good day started with an exquisite breakfast, so Li Wei got ready for the meal.
My mother was sitting at the dining table, very leisurely, and my father had just come back from the bathroom after morning exercise, so seeing that he was matching a Conan bgm for the occasion, Li Wei found that this breakfast seemed to come from this no matter what. The hand of the magic wall puppet is not very reliable from any direction.
'Oh hoo? Do Pokémon cook for breakfast these days? '
While lamenting the convenience, Li Wei also expressed his expectation when he saw the dazzling array of breakfasts in front of his parents' seats.
This big bowl of seafood porridge, two slices of fried bacon and green vegetables, a fried egg poured with a little soy sauce, and finally served with a cup of hot soy milk, such a luxurious combination made Li Weina, who could only smell the smell, envious.
The culinary skills of this magic wall puppet are simply beyond his imagination. The real delicious food can be determined from the moment it smells it.
Li Wei can guarantee with his head that this meal must be delicious!
Just when he was preparing a big meal, Li Wei found out in astonishment why what was placed in front of him was not a delicious meal but a measuring cup?
Or the kind that only contains exactly 180ml of water?
Is this... a bullying idiot? ? ?
Li Wei's aggrieved expression was caught by his mother, so she swallowed the porridge in her mouth and raised her eyebrows and asked Li Wei, "What's the matter? Are you satisfied with drinking water?"
I have to say that today's mother is also full of gunpowder! It's my mother!
"no···"
"Do you still want to eat delicious food and drink spicy food after the physical examination? Let's talk about it after the physical examination."
"oh."
Physical examination can not eat.
He forgot, and that's all right.
So why did you wake him up so early when you knew he was going to have a medical examination, and let him sit at the dining table!
‘You want me to watch you eat! ! ! '
It has to be said that after thinking about his mother's weird temper, Li Wei felt that he had come to the truth.
His mother definitely wanted him to watch them eat on purpose! ! !
That's why he made his favorite seafood porridge! ! !
Even without the memory of the parallel world, he absolutely believes in his mother's character and his taste and preference for food! ! ! !
woo woo woo woo! ! !
It used to be the same, every time he went out to play with his classmates, his mother would deliberately cook a table of delicious food, and even put a plate in a special way and post it to Moments! !
What braised short ribs, what cola chicken wings, what cauliflower, what he likes to eat! ! !
It was simply too much.
orz.
Li Wei felt that it was his mother's fault that he looked so lawless, his thinking was so out of the way, and his heart was so big! ! ! No snowflake is innocent under an avalanche! ! They are all bravely traveling to the end of the world! !
After sighing heartbrokenly, Li Wei gave up struggling, didn't even bother to drink water, got up and prepared to go to the living room to stay away from this sad place.
But the living room doesn't seem to be a very relaxing place.
The magic wall doll wearing an apron is holding the air in his hand and facing the ground, posing with a vacuum cleaner to clean the ground, and half a meter away from him, there is a vacuum cleaner that is operating out of thin air.
Wherever the magic wall puppet goes, the vacuum cleaner will clean it by itself in a short time. If he hadn't seen the light blue light on the vacuum cleaner, Li Wei probably would have exploded and spiraled up to the sky.
Whoever sees this supernatural event will feel his scalp go numb.
‘Super energy elves, use super powers to clean the house, um, not too much. '
In this way, Li Wei has been watching the work of the magic wall puppet with great interest while his parents are having breakfast.
It’s really novel to have a Pokémon by your side. Of course, it would be even better if you can hold a Xanadu, a Mrs. Hua Jie, and a Flower Mantis to serve tea and water. .
It has to be said that Li Wei has only been here for 30 minutes, except for 10 minutes to adapt to the situation, the remaining 20 minutes are spent thinking about farts.
Following the magic wall puppet, Yun cleaned the house. Seeing that his parents hadn't eaten breakfast, Li Wei sighed and picked up his mobile phone to sort out the published information through high-tech means.
After opening the browser and searching for the word 'Pokémon', Li Wei clicked on the exclusive entry to view it.
After browsing for more than ten minutes, Li Wei quickly understood the world view and structure here by relying on more than ten years of experience in reading novels at a certain point.
In this world, Pokémon have coexisted with humans for thousands of years. It can be said that the origin of human civilization is already full of Pokémon elements.
From the former World of Warcraft, to monsters, elves, etc., the titles have finally been unified and become the current Pokémon.
All the history in this parallel world is inextricably related to Pokémon. For example, the Statue of Liberty in Eagle Sauce has become a V-shaped Victini; A sculpture of the Phoenix King; another example is that all the ruins are full of unknown totems.
Everything looks extremely grassy, but there is no sense of disobedience in this world.
The sequence of Pokémon species in this world has been recorded to 786, which is nearly a hundred less than the 896 he knew. Most, and occasionally, the forms of elves with different colors and special areas will be recorded as new types, so the gold content of 786 is much less than Li Wei expected.
After all, in real society, mythical beasts are equivalent to gods.
Most people only know that there is such a kind of elf that exists in the imagination of ancient humans or has actually appeared once only by listening to the legends passed down by word of mouth and looking at the records on the murals. We can only uphold a professional and academic attitude, and treat them as non-existent until they are observed.
But in an era of peace, what is the probability that authoritative experts who can prove the real existence of such elves will witness Dialga, Palkia and other divine beasts with their own eyes?
Will you question the theory of evolution when you see the creation god Arceus?
Of course, these have nothing to do with Li Wei, and he didn't come here to engage in science, he just came here to make Pokémon.
Dreaming, do you need to pay attention to logic?
Li Wei didn't think it was necessary.
He expressed a very relaxed and leisurely attitude towards this unexpected crossing.
His family background is superior and his life is stable, but today he is preparing for becoming an elf trainer.
After getting a general understanding of the world, Li Wei put away his mobile phone. It didn't take long for his parents to finish their meals, and he was taken out for a medical examination.
When he went out to pick up the car in the garage, what Li Wei didn't expect was that it wasn't his father or his mother who was driving the car, but the magic wall doll.
Li Wei didn't know what to say to this omnipotent and convenient elf.
Can only use 'Is this all right? ? ’ Let me feel the shock in my heart.
In such a shocking situation, when Li Wei sat in the car and looked at the scene of his own mansion passing by the car window, his little heart didn't have any reaction, and he was already shocked.
After all...he has seen a lot of luxury houses in his previous life, and he has also seen many houses worth tens of millions of dollars on station b. He has long been well-informed and calm in dealing with things.
He has seen luxury houses and luxury cars before, but he has never seen a magic wall doll that can drive in reality! Is it really no problem to drive a car with a magic wall doll who can drive? Does this puppet have a driver's license? Can he read road signs? Does he know where we are going? ?
At this time, Li Wei panicked like a dog.
Watching the car he was riding slowly merge into the driving lane, he panicked and really wanted to ask, 'Have I bought medical insurance? '
Science popularizers and tool people have intervened. If you encounter "professional terms" and elves that you don't understand, you can click on this chapter to find the illustrated book (^U^)ノ~YO
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