Nonlinear Love

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The holiday passed in a flash, Su Lian carried Chi Li and Gu Anjiu to review for five days, and the two were miserable.

Back to school on Sunday, the next day was the monthly exam that everyone was terrified of. The whole campus was filled with depression, and even the cicadas disappeared, leaving only the golden huáng with leaves and trees outside.

After the evening self-study, Gu Anjiu took a quick walk into the room when someone grabbed the back of the neck, perfectly showing a magic fight that failed to commit a crime and was ready to flee.

Su Lian said lightly: "The exam tomorrow, and another attack tonight."

The little fat man's facial features were all crowded together, like a melon: "Brother Lian, your bodhisattva has spared me. Just like me, the Buddha can't control it."

"It's true that Buddhism can't handle it, but Taoism can." Su Lian lifted his eyes and said lightly.

"Oh? Is there such a thing? Brother Lian, come here, sit down and sit down..."

Gu Anjiu instantly became interested, smiled, ready to listen to the instructions of the master of metaphysics.

No way, who was not a devout believer before the exam?

"I mean..." Su Lian deliberately suppressed his voice, and Gu Anjiu's ears suddenly stood up like antennae. He still understood the truth of the two.

"Buddha can't handle it, I can handle it." The indifferent voice suddenly intensified, making Gu Fadou jump off the chair and sit on the ground in fright.

"Read the book honestly." With one hand, Gu Anjiu was stuffed into 404, Su Lian leaned halfway into 403, looked at Lin Yan and Song Jiaci, "Review, together?"

"Yes, yes." Song Jiaci carried a small schoolbag and pushed Lin Yan to the opposite door.

Chi Wang just came out of the toilet after going to the toilet. Looking at the heads of people sitting in a row, he was very emotional: "Mr. Xiao Su, you are going to take us to Qingbei by hand."

"Mr. Xiao Su is going to send us to the Western Heaven." Gu Anjiu lowered his head and complained feebly.

There are dense texts in front of them, like insects crawling, and they are sleepy when they look at them.

"Stop talking nonsense and sit down." Su Lian raised his chin towards the stool next to him, "Don't be rude at the last minute."

Chi Wang leaned against the back of the sofa, lowered his eyes and smiled, "In these few hours, what can I do?"

Mr. Su, who is quite resentful, said slowly: "Last time, what did you say in the thorough examination. If you attacked in one night, it would be good to get two more points for the endorsement. Come to endorse tonight, ancient poetry, classical Chinese, English model essay, biology and Chemistry, everything."

Word by word, inside and out, it's all murderous after the fall.

Hearing this, a layer of white sweat broke out on the backs of several people, and the ruthless demon king came to 404.

Thinking of the scene last month when I forced others to memorize more than 30 model essays in the middle of the night, no one dared to say a word.

Now recall the details that were overlooked at the time.

If you can recite more than 30 sample essays in one night, do you still need to sit here and stay up late to study? Bullshit.

However, Song Jiaci achieved outstanding results and was forced to join the mutilation camp.

That's all right, the broken mentality of the scumbags is balanced again.

"The ancient poetry will be drawn in an hour." Su Lian gave the index expressionlessly, but he laid down on the small sofa leisurely.

The room was not quiet for a few minutes, when Gu Anjiu slapped the textbook on the textbook, and sighed up to the sky: "I really can't remember this pig brain, is there any other way?"

"Learn about the memory bread." Chi smirked and turned the pages of the book, "I'm sorry, I have already made the second chapter."

Gu Anjiu flattered: "After all, you took the 79th exam, it's the honor of the last exam room, it's amazing."

Chi Wang chuckled: "That's it."

I don't know what to do with failing to pass.

Gu Anjiu looked at Su Lian eagerly, and asked for help: "Brother Lian, is there such a simple and quick way to increase the score quickly? What, saying I'm a pig brain is insulting a pig. I'm sleepy now. It's stupid and can't carry it at all."

After thinking for a while, Su Lian nodded slightly: "You are quite accurate in your positioning, then I will sincerely tell you a method."

"Please tell me." Gu Anjiu's eyes lit up, his hands clasped together, "Did you kneel on the ground and kowtow three times to worship Emperor Wenchang?"

Worshiping the gods before the exam is absolutely an indispensable and serious ceremony, and the tenth to last must also touch the light of gods and Buddhas.

"You quite understand." Su Lian turned on the player, walked slowly to the person, put it next to his ear and clicked to play.

Gu Anjiu listened to the prelude and muttered, "It sounds familiar..."

"Good luck and good luck"

"Good luck brings joy and love"

In an instant, a chorus of "Good Luck" resounded throughout the audience and lasted for a long time.

Several people present looked at each other in dismay, and did not dare to express any opinion on this soul hymn.

Gu Anjiu felt that his ears were about to go deaf, and his soul ascended to the sky: "Mr. Xiao Su, you are ruthless. Shut it down, I will carry it."

"Look, at least the sleepy problem has been solved now." Su Lian sat back on the sofa and added, "Fifteen minutes have passed."

The boss is in front, and the rest dare not be presumptuous, so they can only bury their heads and crawl.

An hour later, one by one, Chi Wang took 70% of his back, which was considered his best effort.

As for Gu Anjiu, he said that 30% of them were just trying to make up the numbers, which was horrible.

"Brother Lian, this is an impossible task at all. Look, even the wrong master didn't complete it." With a mask of pain, Gu Anjiu angrily rebuked Su Lian for setting up the task for being false.