New Shun 1730

Write down the things you need to do in a small notebook that you carry with you. Once each item is clear and clear, separate them according to the difficulty of achieving them.

After hiding the small notebook, he called the steamed bun in.

"Now that you have the status of a husband, you can't be called a mantou. I remember your surname is Mi, right?"

"The third master has a really good memory. His surname is Mi, and his original name was rice cake. So after he became a servant, he changed his name to steamed buns."

"Okay, then from now on you will be rice cakes, not steamed buns."

Mantou has been following Liu Yu for a long time and has heard a lot of things. He smiled and said: "The third master is interested in Nanyang, so even my name was changed from steamed bun to rice cake. Beimei and south rice, after such a change, I am afraid it is not the third master. Everyone knows what he’s thinking?”

Liu Yu glanced at the steamed buns and couldn't help laughing and scolding: "Really, you are really disrespecting your talent by not doing f**king reading comprehension."

I often heard Liu Yu say some strange words, and Mantou was already used to it, so he didn't ask in detail, and he probably guessed what it meant. After laughing, he asked again: "Third Master, what should I do in the future?"

Steamed Bun’s current status is also quite embarrassing.

Honors are not official titles, they are similar to military medals. Theoretically, even if you reach the twelfth rank of Shangzhu Kingdom, if you don't have an official status, you will only start from the fifth rank as an official of Shangzhu Kingdom. This is the rule of the Tang Dynasty and the rule of Dashun.

Of course, the rules are rules, and no one can sneak into Shangzhu Kingdom without official status. But this kind of embarrassment arises when this rule is applied to a small honorary like Steamed Bun.

"Now that you have an honorary title, even if this is a hereditary duke's mansion, you can't use eunuchs or benefactors with honorary titles. But there is no one in your family anymore. Living in the capital is not easy. You just For now, stay with me. Don’t call me “San Ye San Ye” anymore. I know you’re used to it, but if someone cares to hear it, I’ll trouble you too.”

Steamed Bun is also a smart and well-behaved person. He knows the importance of this and nodded: "Yes. Mr. Liu is absolutely right."

The name "Mr. Liu" made the steamed buns sound awkward, and Liu Yu felt awkward hearing it. The two of them looked at each other and smiled, helpless.

The steamed buns turned into rice cakes, and the third master turned into a young master, but the love between the two was still there, and the steamed buns were a confidant who had been together since childhood. Liu Yu thought for a moment and said: "Well, you can live with me first. From now on." Just follow me, you already have a title, and if you have a legitimate chance to get ahead in the future, your wish will be fulfilled."

Speaking of "worry", Mantou couldn't help but think of the girl with the scent of wild wheat among the white mountains and black waters, and couldn't help but sigh.

All the way north, I followed Du Feng for a long time, hoping that my "dream uncle" would be admitted to the Wude Palace.

But sometimes there will be a small thought in my heart, hoping that my "eldest uncle" will fail in the examination room and not be the best in the examination. If he passes the exam, even though he is already a husband, the gap in status is still a gap that cannot be crossed.

I don’t know whether it’s the blessing that brings happiness to the soul, or whether love can really make people’s minds flexible. Steamed Bun suddenly said: “Third Master, you will definitely do big things in the future. I have also been your companion and read books with you. Otherwise, should I accept you as my teacher? The third master will definitely be short of manpower in the future, so I will learn whatever the third master asks me to do and make a career with him. "

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Snapping his fingers, Liu Yu said with a smile: "You are quite smart. What a good idea. You can live here legitimately and it won't be hard for others to say anything."

He is indeed short of manpower. It doesn’t matter what you study for. Whether it’s to be an official or to pick up girls, as long as you have a purpose, you can always work harder than those who have no purpose.

Mantou is also a confidant who has been together since childhood, so it is really a perfect fit.

After saying that, he took out two pieces of silver from his arms and threw them over and said: "Then it's settled. You go buy some dried meat or something as a gift. I'll have a meal with my friends in a few days. When the time comes, you should go along and offer a cultivation ceremony in front of everyone to become a disciple. Firstly, it will prevent them from treating you like a bun in the future, and secondly, it will save you a lot of trouble."

He took the money and weighed it, thinking that he would have to pay it back in the future. There is nothing wrong with eating, drinking, and hanging out with the third master on weekdays, but the ceremony of becoming a disciple is not a trivial matter, and the money cannot be spent in vain.

Pretending to be thoughtful, I bowed my head and thanked him.

Liu Yu stood up and said with a smile: "Then you can stay here first. I have to go back to the inner courtyard. I'm not you. I don't have a girl in my heart yet, and I'm still young. Since I have one at home, there's no need to bother myself. Hands on."

After Liu Yu went out, Mantou looked at Liu Yu's back and said to himself: "The third master is really suitable to be a teacher. He teaches me all day long on weekdays, and I must treat people as human beings and not as 'useful objects'." It makes sense, but when it comes to practice... it's completely different. Since you don't have Yuyan in your heart, isn't that a "thing"? A teacher is someone who can explain things to others without having to do it himself, hehe. "

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Entering the inner courtyard, Yu Yan hurriedly greeted her, and just like before, she helped her change her clothes without any blush on her face.

When Liu Yu came back a few days ago, he couldn't help but blush and his heart beat as he thought about the ridiculous things that happened that night before going to Nu'er to go to Dusi. But in the past few days, absurdity has become a habit, and I don't even need to blush.

"Third Master, the second son of Duke Qi sent someone here today. This time, he didn't play tricks like last time, but sent someone to tell you that they have been trapped in Wude Palace for the past few days. Tomorrow is a day off, and he wants you to go out for a drink. He will host a welcome party for Third Master, and also celebrate Third Master's award of the rank of Senior Light Carriage Commander."

"Ouch!"

Liu Yu slapped his head, startling Yuyan.

"What's wrong with Third Master?"

"It's okay, it's okay. When I heard you talk about peace and throwing, I remembered a key thing."

The last time Tian Ping tricked me into going to his house to do translation work, he used the big grapefruit from Fujian as an introduction, saying something about a knight among fruits and a sword for ten years.

Although I don't know much about the relationship between Duke Qi and the governor of Fujian, it must be deeper than that of my family.

I was just looking for someone who knows Japanese. Many Fujian merchants go to Nagasaki via Ryukyu. This matter is just the right person to ask Tian Ping to do.

"Wonderful!"

He was so happy that he couldn't help but shout. He took Yuyan by his side and asked bluntly, "Have you taken a bath?"

After a few days of absurd things, Yuyan gradually relaxed, less shy than before, and more charming.

She didn't blush and hum, nor did she go to make the bed directly. Instead, she leaned close to Liu Yu's ear, deliberately blowing the warm air to tickle Liu Yu's earlobe, and whispered, "I have taken a bath a long time ago."

The numbness and itchiness on the earlobe made Liu Yu tremble for a while, and he said two words.

"Sleep!"

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Deep in the night, some people were alone and dreaming, some were in the sage mode and felt that it was too hot for two people to be together, and some were talking about some strange things.

Somewhere in the capital, several people sat opposite each other, seemingly drinking, but there was no prostitute singing songs to accompany them.

There was wine and meat on the table, but the people sitting around were playing Buddhist wit.

"There was a man who believed in Buddhism and did not kill or eat meat. This man had a son who liked to eat meat and did not want to eat the vegetarian food at home."

"This man tried to persuade him a few times, but it was useless. One day, this man locked up his son and only allowed him to eat vegetarian food every day. Within a month, his son could not stand it and kept shouting for meat all day long. He was even starved for several days."

"This man instructed the cook at home: take five pounds of the fattest white meat, do not add half a spoonful of salt, do not add any scallion or spices, just cook it with hot water. After cooking, use cold water to solidify the greasy fat, which all sticks to the cold white meat. There is no salt taste at all, and it is even more Without a single scallion, the white meat was brought to the son who had been hungry for several days. "

"The son had been hungry for several days and had been vegetarian for more than a month. He was as hungry as a mosquito seeing blood. After two meals, guess what happened?"

The question was asked, and before anyone else could answer, the person asking the question spoke first, laughing: "Since then, the man's son couldn't eat anything greasy, and wanted to vomit when he saw meat."

"So, if you want someone to stop eating meat, the best way is to let him eat as much meat as possible. But he wants to eat lean meat, but he is given fat meat."

Everyone present was not lean, and it was obvious that they didn't want to quit meat in this way.

The meaning of the story at the wine table is to adjust the atmosphere, and the other is to have another meaning. But if it is to adjust the atmosphere, there will naturally be no lack of male entertainers and singing girls, but no one is sitting with them.

After hearing this story, everyone at the table smiled.

"Someone wants to eat meat, but it seems that persuasion won't work. If it doesn't work, we have to use other means."

"If he wants to eat meat, let him eat cold fat meat, and he will vomit and say he won't eat it anymore; if he wants to drink water, add salt to the water, and let him drink until he vomits but still can't quench his thirst."

A person next to him also laughed and said, "Great!"

"Eating meat is to quench your cravings, and drinking water is to quench your thirst. But if you make it so that eating meat is for meat and drinking water is for water... hehe."

Amidst a burst of laughter, the storyteller picked up his chopsticks and lightly tapped a pickled duck tongue on the table and said, "For example, if a duck shakes its tongue and quacks, the rest of the ducks will follow suit. As the saying goes, if one dog barks, a hundred dogs bark. Now there is a place where ducks are raised. If one quack starts, there will naturally be a lot of quacking."

"The Wude Palace and the Imperial College are separated by a street, and there are many quarrels on weekdays. It's nothing more than fear of wolves and hyenas, so they separated into wolves and hyenas. and dogs. In this case, why not let the ducks in the Imperial College quack a few times... Don't we want to restore the glory of the Han and Tang dynasties? Then restore it, restore it vigorously, restore it until it is no longer mentioned, and restore it until the evil wind of the Han and Tang dynasties is actively suppressed. "

"I don't think it's possible to persuade. Since it's impossible to persuade, then eat white meat to satisfy your cravings and drink salt water to quench your thirst."

"If you want to restore the glory of the Han and Tang dynasties, I will go a step further and denounce the arrival of the Luosha envoys as an old humiliation of the Song and Liao dynasties; if you want to learn Western learning, then work hard to get it. Catholicism is powerful, and Confucian scholars are crying in temples; if you want to investigate the land, then do it seriously, and make the gods angry and the people resent it. ”

Others naturally understood this brilliant strategy, but only one person hesitated and said, "Although the students of the Imperial College are prone to follow the cackling, they are not stupid."

Someone laughed and said, "Opposite the Imperial College is the Wude Palace. Come up, Liu Yu, the commander of the light carriages, and Mr. Liu is also a participant in the negotiations with the Rakshasa. The traitor has harmed the country and humiliated the national dignity. Who would not be willing to beat him up and leave his name in history?"