NBA: Titanium alloy fat tiger, Kardashian begs for mercy

O’Neal’s ass-kissing speech must have aroused heated discussion on the entire Internet afterwards.

At the same time, it also brought a huge hype effect to the popularity of this opening game.

Soon, the useless preseason ended quickly.

October 25th, US time.

The NBA regular season opener has officially begun.

The first game of the opening game is located in Cleveland.

Quicken Loans Center.

Shaquille O’Neal spoke to reporters again before game

“Shaq, you said half a month ago that you would not let Wang Mian score 20 points, otherwise you would kiss the donkey’s ass. Were you kidding at that time?”

“Of course not, Shaq always does what he says!-“.

Although the matter has been put on hold for half a month, the popularity remains unabated

“I know he played very well in college”

“But man, that’s the NCAA!”

“I see more players of his type”

“And my nickname is Shark, and he’s just a big cat.”

Before the game started, O’Brien still didn’t take Wang Mian seriously.

I’ve been in the NBA for many years, and I’ve never seen any athletes at any level. It’s just a fat tiger.

At most, it’s just a gap in the shark’s teeth!

And the other side.

Derrick Rose and Joakim Noah both laughed when they heard O’Neal speak in the interview.

If we talk about nicknames, sharks do look more ferocious than tigers.

But don’t forget, Wang Mian also has another nickname: Basketball Martial Saint, Celestial Boxing Champion!

Ross and Noah, who are already very familiar with Wang Mian’s strength, completely believe it.

Wang Mian will let the arrogant shark realize what social death is today!

Soon the two teams entered the stage.

The Bulls still have their established starting lineup, from positions 1 to 5: Screw, Hinrich, Wang Mian, Steve Novak and Joakim Noah.

The Cavaliers next door are partnered in the backcourt by Mo Williams and Anthony Parker.

Forward: Antawn Jamison and LeBron James.

Big C is Shark O’Neal

“The game is about to start. It’s a pity that LeBron James starts at power forward.”

“In this case, we can’t see Wang Mian and LeBron facing each other head-on at the beginning!”

In addition to the grudges between Wang Mian and O’Neal today.

Wang Mian’s matchup, LeBron James is also expected.

Unfortunately, after the Cavaliers welcomed the addition of Shark, they are also trying various lineups.

New In the first game of the season, under the arrangement of Mike Brown, James started at the power forward.

JUMPBALL!

The referee threw the ball high.

Bang!!

Although Noah is four centimeters shorter than the Sharks, he still relies on his better He won the jump ball with bounce and speed.

The 37-year-old Shark really can’t count on him to have much advantage in jumping.

The basketball fell into Rose’s hands, and he didn’t stay for half a second.

Heizi passed the ball in general and skillfully passed the ball. The ball moved forward.

To be honest,

Rose’s pass was just average.

However, Antoine Jamison, who was defending Wang Mian, was even more average.

He accelerated to get rid of Jamison, and Wang Mian directly caught the Cavaliers before he could get back. The defense was careless. After receiving the ball, he took a step and turned 180 degrees in the air for a back dunk to score.

Unfortunately, Rose’s pass was average and there was no room for movement. Otherwise, Wang Mian would have to turn and perform an abdominal fold at the same time.

2 Than 0

“He scored the first point of his career so easily!”

At this moment in the Tianchao live broadcast room, Zhang Weiping felt very incredible

“I originally thought that Wang Mian would be a little uncomfortable entering the NBA, especially after meeting O’Neal and James.”

“I didn’t expect to score so easily, and it was Wang Mian’s signature in college!”

“This shows that there is no difference between NBA and NCAA starting with Wang Mian!”

At this moment, the fans in the Quicken Loans Center Arena were in silence.

They thought that Wang Mian would not score a point.

But they did not expect that this point would come so easily.

His signature in college can really be serialized in the NBA!

Mike Brown frowned off the court.

There is indeed something about Wang Mian who can wreak havoc in the college arena.

What he was more concerned about was O’Neal’s poor movement speed.

But soon Mike Brown’s worries about O’Neal gradually faded away..

Because in the back-position attack, O’Neal’s momentum of blocking the ball with his back is very impressive, and he has the demeanor of the league’s number one center.

“ComeOn! O’Neal

‘s voice was hoarse and he yelled at Xiao Mo:”Give me the ball, I will tear this woman apart!””

Noah has had long hair and braids since he entered the league.

So O’Neal became extremely humiliating and called Noah a woman.

“Damn it, Fuck, who do you think you can call a woman?”

How can a man who is determined to become Rodman next to Wang Mian be afraid of his opponent?

So Noah used crazy force behind Aopang, and also gave Aopang an elbow on his waist.

And Aopang faced this kind of The defense has long been used to it.

Bang!!

After a strong push, the shark turned around and the shark elbowed.

The elbow turned Noah away, then turned to the front of the face frame and hooked with his right hand.

Although the 37-year-old O’Neal is not as strong as before , but with his tonnage and the skills he has accumulated over the years, he still has his lethality in positional attacks. The moment he takes action

, the corners of Ao Pang’s mouth are already raised with confidence.

Can a second-year rookie Cricket also block my great shark?

Then…

Ao Pang’s smile suddenly broke out.

Bang!!

A huge sound suddenly exploded in his ears.

The thrown basketball also flew to the sidelines like a cannonball.

After a closer look, the person who landed was exactly What a hot man.

Wang Mian!

After seeing this big hat, Wang Mian also put his hands on his face frame.

He looked into the distance

“Oh ho!!”

“I gave Shark a big hat when he came up. This ball reminded me of Yao Yao back then!!”

In the first battle between Dayao and Shark, he also gave Shark a bloody hat.

Wang Mian’s wave can be said to be a tribute to Dayao.

“Shit!”

Sha Sha Shao cursed and said in his heart:”Shameless brat, he only helps defend from behind!”

On the other side, Wang Mian and Noah high-fived.

Bulls general manager Gar Forman, who was watching the game, also nodded with satisfaction.

The Bulls starting Steve Novak is destined to need Wang Mian inside. Wang Mian came to help defend.

Judging from the first goal in the game,

Wang Mian did a good job!

The sideline ball was issued, and this time the Sharks continued to gain position inside.

However, James did not choose to hand over the ball when facing Steve Novak.

After pushing away Novak with his back, James easily scored two points from the mid-range.

2 to 2

“Remember to pass the ball to me first next time.”

Although James scored, Shark still said:”I have to let the fans at Quicken Loans Center see the true power of Shark.”

James has no big words.

Let Novak, who is a defensive weakness, not attack.

You have to prove yourself to attack and defend Noah.

James wanted to say cold words to O’Neal.

But the wind suddenly roared next to him. , allowing James to quickly engage in defense.

To James’ surprise, the person holding the ball and advancing quickly was not the screw.

It was Wang Mian!

“Stop him!”

Mike Brown yelled.

James quickly followed, but Wang Mian did not speed up the hard hit, but slowed down slightly.

Bang!

Dribbling with his right hand, Wang Mian made a crotch in front of James.

His left hand floated Wang Mian, who was dribbling the ball, looked to the left.

Suddenly!

Wang Mian’s distracted eyes suddenly became as sharp as swords, and he quickly crossed over!!

The speed of changing directions was so fast!

And that crotch + suspended dribbling skills + left and right hand exchange.

Let Ajan While he was stunned, his ankle was also cut.

After knocking down James, Wang Mian went 1-on-0 in the frontcourt, took off, and turned 180 degrees in the air.

This time, the space was wide, and Wang Mian stretched and folded his back buckle.

Bang Dang!!

4 to 2

“This… this, this……”

James, who fell to the ground, had shock in his eyes. impossible!

This guy’s dribbling… made him smell like Derek, oh no, it should be Allen Iverson!

It’s not just James.

The fans at Quicken Loans Center were all excited!

Stunned!

“When did Wang Mian’s dribbling become so good?”

“LeBron was careless and he got knocked down!”

“Crotch + front body change direction, isn’t this crossover!”

“He is also very skilled in suspended dribbling!”

“The key is that he weighs 120 kilograms!”

Let’s put it this way, if Wang Mian had just violently lifted up and hit James, the fans would not have been so shocked.

But Wang Mian showed off his dribbling skills and knocked James down.

This completely exceeded the fans’ expectations.!

“Man, you are very good at what you do.”

Shuosuo, who recovered from the shock, smiled at Wang Mian and said,”But I beg you to use my signature dunk less often.”

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“But seriously, you���The dunk is much better than the first one”

“That’s not because you don’t pass the ball well. Wang

Mian high-fived Ross again:”You’d better practice passing more!””

And at the moment when Wang Mian and Rose high-fived, a basketball, looking at the half court, was accurately guided to the hands of O’Neal in the frontcourt!

After the Cavaliers sent the ball, James found that O’Neal, who had not run over to defend at all, was absolutely open.

So , James threw the humiliation of being knocked down into the trash can.

A cannon pass was sent over.

The shark dunked and officially took off!

O’Neal put the ball behind his head.

Prepared for a heavy dunk.

Bang!

But at this moment, Wang Mian, who returned to defense in time, slapped the ball hard when O’Neal jumped to the highest position!

And the terrifying force caused the 135-kg O’Neal to fall to the ground.

Boom!!

The tiger attacked, The Shark fell!

Buzz!!

There was an uproar in the Quicken Loans Center Arena.

“OMG! Wang Mian blocked Shaq’s sure-fire dunk again. Wang Mian’s blocking speed felt like he was faster in college!!”

“I’m going to correct you Charles, Wang Mian’s blocks are not brushstrokes. Without Wang Mian’s two blocks, the Sharks would have scored 4 points in the penalty area!”

“Let alone this round, the Bulls’ counterattack came again, and Shaq was desperately trying to catch up this time!”

The camera zooms in, in the center of the arena.

A shark weighing 135 kilograms

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After getting up from the floor, he ran forward as hard as he could.

On the offensive end, Wang Mian was hit twice. The Sharks must win Wang Mian’s attack!

However, even if the shark risked his life, he could not catch up.

Not to mention that Wang Mian transferred the ball to Rose after blocking the shot.

Running faster without the ball.

However, I noticed Wang Mian following up in the middle.

Ross did not choose to kill himself.

Slow down and wait for Wang Mian to cut into the three-point line.

Whoosh!

Rose assisted with a high throw, and this time he accurately found Wang Mian.

But the moment he slowed down, the sharks rushed towards him.

“Farke!!”

The shark jumped with all his strength and hit Wang Mian with his huge body.

Although the bounce was not as good as before, the shark’s idea was that even if you were knocked down by a foul, he would never let you wreak havoc on the basket again!

Unfortunately, the shark still underestimated He has the physique of Wang Mian with 120 kilograms of titanium alloy muscles.

After being hit crazily by the shark, Wang Mian’s missile showed no physical imbalance and even knocked the attacking shark to the ground.

Boom!!

Boom!!

Two hits in succession The sounds all came from sharks.

The first time was a physical collision with Wang Mian.

The second time was a close contact with the floor.

And looking at Wang Mian.

As the dunk sounded, the referee’s crisp whistle also appeared.

“Unbelievable! Unbelievable!”

“It was another dunk. Wang Mian completed three consecutive top-five dunks at the beginning! This time, he knocked the shark to the ground and scored 2+1!”

“I feel like my spring is coming, because I won’t be the only one kissing the donkey’s ass. If the free throw is successful, Wang Mian’s score will increase to 7 points. This is only the beginning of the game.”

In the first two minutes, he scored three goals in a row.

He scored 20 points in the game. Isn’t it relaxed and enjoyable?

He is indeed his good buddy.

Even if he kisses a donkey’s butt, the sharks won’t let Barkley embarrass himself.

on the playing field

“So you are the legendary shark?”

On the field, after overturning the shark, Wang Mian stepped over the shark’s body.

And ruthless ridicule rained down:”I heard you won’t let me score 20 points!”

“Remember to write down your feelings after kissing the donkey’s ass”

“Damn it!”

The shark lying on the floor roared, stretched out his arms, and almost jumped up. It did n’t matter if he was dunked, but it didn’t matter if he was trash-talked.

The key is to be humiliated under Wang Mian’s crotch.

This was unbearable for the shark..

So, Shark stood up and prepared to overthrow Wang Mian.

Unfortunately, what greeted him was Wang Mian’s thick titanium alloy arm!

Wang Mian’s arm clamped, and O’Neill was suddenly unable to break free.

Moreover, Wang Mian directly pushed the 135-kg The heavyweight Ao Pang picked him up on the spot.

Then.

97 King of Fighters Daimon Goro’s signature throw.

At Quicken Loans Center, it was staged again!

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