Nba Players Pretended To Be Uncle Drew And I Tortured Them

"The game is over, ladies and gentlemen, the game is over!"

New Orleans, USA.

Smoothie King Arena.

After Chu Han locked up the slam dunk contest championship, he used a windmill dunk from the free throw line to end tonight's dunk contest.

Kenny Smith on the sidelines jumped up excitedly:

"Even without the support of his opponents, Chu Han still did not lower himself!"

"He challenges himself, he challenges the dunkers in history, and he challenges gravity!"

Kenny Smith's words are quite high level.

Chu Han really has no opponent today.

In the eyes of many people, his opponents are the judges on the sidelines.

Dunk King Richardson, Human Movie Essence, Dr. J Irving, Demi-God UFO and Michael Jordan!

Chu Han's opponents are the historical kings of the slam dunk contest sitting on the sidelines.

"That's what I want to see, Michael."

At the judges' table, Dr. J. Irving looked at Jordan aside: "This is the kind of dunk I've been waiting for!"

"I understand what you mean..."

Michael Jordan nodded: "This is the dunk I've always wanted to see.

Although Chu Han's first three dunks were exciting enough, especially the first dunk in the final, it completely brought out the beauty.

But in fact, Jordan still felt a little bit embarrassed.

Why?

Chu Han gave the answer with his last dunk in the final.

The dunk contest challenges the limits of human beings.

Once upon a time, the free throw line was the limit of challenge in the dunk contest.

Then Dr. J. Erving and Michael Jordan conquered the free throw line.

Later, those players who challenged the free throw line for dunks were always in trouble.

The worst one is Chu Han, who can dunk from the free throw line while adding some moves in the air!

A windmill dunk at the free throw line means that the NBA Dunk Contest has entered a new era.

There is no suspense.

Chu Han once again scored a perfect 50 points, with a performance of 50 points in all four dunks, becoming the champion of the 2014 New Orleans All-Star Weekend Slam Dunk Contest!

To "two hundred and zero".

Chu Han won all four individual championship trophies in the All-Star individual event on the second day.

He also became the first player in NBA history to win all individual championships in a single season.

This is true even if Jordan comes!

Maybe Jordan can win the skills competition.

Maybe Jordan can win the dunk contest, after all, he did win it.

But at least in the three-point competition, Boss Qiao's 5 points means that he will not be able to win all the individual championships.

"Chu, this year's slam dunk contest seems to be no challenge to you. Will this boring process of winning the championship make you lose the reason to continue participating in the competition next year?"

When Chu Han won the dunk contest and returned to the sidelines to be interviewed by the media.

An ESPN reporter asked: "Because many fans said they haven't had enough of watching it yet and they want to see you come back for another year."

Just like this reporter said.

Don't look at it. Chu Han directly contributed 4 excellent dunk performances today.

In the eyes of many fans, this is completely insufficient!

What does 4 deductions count for?

Even if Chu Han comes for 40 bucks, it’s not enough!

Therefore, many people hope that Chu Han can participate in the dunk contest for the second consecutive year and perform some more amazing dunk performances in next year's dunk contest.

Ran goose.

The reality is also before our eyes.

The challenges Chu Han can receive in the dunk contest are really limited.

This may dampen his enthusiasm for participating in the slam dunk contest.

After all, being invincible is very lonely.

"Next year? Next year I might compete."

Chu Han didn’t say anything about this topic: “I will take a look at the list of entries for next year’s slam dunk contest before making the final decision.

If Chu Han remembers correctly.

Next year, during the 2015 All-Star Weekend, the 14th class of rookies will officially enter the league.

Here comes the problem.

Who are the rookie players in the 14th class?

Some people's first reaction may be-the great Joel Embiid.

But actually from a slam dunk contest perspective.

The rookies in the 14th class include Andrew Wiggins, Aaron Gordon and Chu Han’s UCLA friend: Zach LaVine!

There is no need to elaborate too much on these three super newcomers with excellent physical fitness.

If they will participate in the 2015 Slam Dunk Contest, then Chu Han may not choose to participate in the competition for the second consecutive year.

And, you may not be able to perform some earth-shattering epic dunk moves!

"Chu, although you won the slam dunk contest with a perfect performance today, many people think that you still have room for success?"

The TNT reporter asked the second question: "Would you admit this statement?"

"To you, the windmill at the free throw line is just an ordinary dunk action among many?"

The reporter was on to something.

Chu Han's performance in today's dunk contest definitely deserves full marks.

But in fact, in the eyes of many people, Chu Han's performance was full marks, but he did not perform at his full strength.

He easily won the slam dunk contest with four 50-point performances without trying his best.

So, here comes the question.

What kind of dunk action will Chu Han perform at full strength?

In the eyes of many fans, they may never have the chance to see Chu in full force in the dunk show in their lifetime!

This is not Chu Han's regret.

This is a pity for the NBA All-Star Slam Dunk Contest and a pity for fans all over the world!

The second day of the All-Star Weekend ended with Chu Han taking all the awards.

February 17th, US time.

The NBA All-Star Weekend 2014 in New Orleans has finally arrived, much anticipated.

One thing to say.

In Chu Han's opinion, the All-Star Game is not as fun as the individual games.

Because the All-Star games in recent seasons have been ridiculously low in confrontation.

In the next few seasons, the All-Star game simply became a three-point contest.

Fans all over the world act like idiots watching a bunch of All-Star players practice three-point shooting in the All-Star game.

Can this game be interesting?

Fans didn't buy tickets to watch you All-Stars take practice shots.

Although in the future, due to the unexpected death of Kobe Bryant.

In order to pay tribute to Kobe Bryant, the NBA All-Star Game has been restructured and strengthened in its confrontational nature.

But this year, the All-Star Game has not been restructured.

Basically, this is a fun star battle competition.

After all, basketball is not about fighting and killing;

Basketball is Nima’s human connection.

"Possession of the ball? Of course this kind of thing must be left to the team's point guard.

"Chu Han is the team's core ball-handler, and the ball will definitely be in his hands.

During the player interviews before the game, James couldn't stop laughing in the media interview area: "This is the All-Star Weekend, a time for vacation."

"I won't put a lot of the ball in my hands. It's too tiring."

James was responding to a hot topic on the Internet:

When Chu Han and James are on the same team, who should have the ball?

According to James, the All-Star Weekend is a good time to take a vacation.

I've been playing the game for so long, why can't I still enjoy it?

Then play music, then dance!

On the other hand, James was also trying to show his favor to Chu Han.

The social butterfly attributes are full.

However, James's gregarious speech has become a weapon used by many trolls on the Internet.

"Loeb/Ron James is trying to increase his favorability in front of Chu Han!"

"That's right, don't forget that LeBron/Long's contract is about to expire. He can leave at any time this summer and leave Miami!"

"Dwyane Wade is old, he is not as impactful as Chu Han!"

"Yes, LeBron James is a smart guy and there is a good chance he will leave Miami and join the New York Knicks this summer!"

"Don't forget, Brownie is about to go to school. New York is a city with developed educational resources!"

These Zhanhei are also quite professional.

They all agreed that James would definitely leave the South Coast and bid farewell to Miami in the summer!

Why?

Because Dwyane Wade is no longer what he used to be and has passed his peak.

Chris Bosh and Wade will definitely have to renew their big contracts. The Heat's space is completely locked and there is no room for maneuver.

For a team like this that has been hard to come back from, how can James, who is dedicated to the championship, stay on the team?

This group of James has even thought of the reasons why James left Miami in the summer and might go to New York.

Coming to Miami, James is a basketball brother.

Going to New York, he was the school district basketball player.

All for his son Bronny!

What a great father figure.

You can go to a big city, team up with Chu Han to win championships, create a character, and your son can enjoy top-notch resources.

Kill an eagle with one arrow!

Um

Zhan Hei's brain circuit is so strange.

But I have to say, they do have something.

Chu Han, who was posting in the Eastern Conference All-Star locker room, was shaken by some of Zhan Hei's comments.

You guys who are riding horses really know how to play!

wrong.

You guys really understand James better than James himself!

"Chu, it's your turn for the interview."

At the door of the Eastern Conference locker room, Eastern Conference All-Star coach Mike Woodson shouted inside: "Reporters are waiting for you.

After the interview with James, it was Chu Han's turn to be interviewed by the media.

Regarding the crazy digging behavior of these reporters, Chu Han said - the pattern is broken!

A skilled Tai Chi session resolved the reporters' pitfalls one after another.

Chu Han’s classic Tai Chi interview has become one of the videos with the fastest increase in clicks on YouTube.

His interview style, which is as fierce as a tiger and extremely tough, is also one of the many reasons why he has gained countless fans.

Players with this kind of personality are extremely rare in NBA history.

Not to mention, Chu Han also has Hollywood-level looks and NBA ceiling-level abilities.

After the players’ pre-match interviews.

The 2014 NBA All-Star Game has finally begun.

The Eastern and Western All-Star starters all stood on the court.

Western Conference All-Star starters:

Stephen Curry + James Harden + Kevin Durant + Blake Griffin and Carmelo Anthony!

Four players with great shooting talents, and a powerful beast with incredible impact.

The Eastern Conference All-Star starters are:

Chu Han+Wade+James+Pickled Pepper and Tyson Chandler.

Two from the Heat, two from the Knicks, and one from the Pacers.

Unlike the Western Conference where five starters come from five teams.

East side

, the starting five were divided among the top three teams in the Eastern Conference.

It is worth mentioning that.

Since there is no nominal center in the Western Conference, the jump ball job is handed over to Kevin Durant.

The Eastern Conference simply started to make adjustments. Chu Han was pushed to the midline and was responsible for jump balls with KD!

Why Chu Han vs. Durant’s jump ball?

Kenny Smith on the sidelines gave his own guess:

"Chu and Kevin are the top vote-getters in the Eastern and Western All-Star divisions respectively!"

Although Chu Han is the person with the most votes in the league and has set a historical record.

But no matter what, Durant is the man with the most votes in the Western Conference...

So this wave, this wave is a jump ball decider between the Eastern and Western division voting champions!

Kevin Durant, with a height of 2.11 meters and an amazing wingspan, makes Griffin next to him envious.

Chu Han is 19cm tall and has a wingspan that is top among guards.

Griffin looked across from him with envy and hatred.

When KD and Chu Han stood on the midline, the referee threw the ball high.

next moment.

Everyone thought Durant would win the jump ball, but the final winner was Ying!

The Eastern side took the lead in winning the first offensive ball.

James dribbled the ball across half court and decisively threw the ball to Chu Han on the other side.

Then he pulled himself away from the camera and watched the show with his hands on his hips.

The first offensive possession of the All-Stars.

It’s no different from the Knicks’ first offensive possession in the regular season.

Facing the defense, Chu Han feinted with a triple threat, accelerated away from the defense, entered the penalty area, and dunked to score two points.

2:0!

The Eastern All-Stars scored first.

"A game as intense as the All-Star Game is just a show for Chu Han!"

"Yes, I think Chu Han may set an All-Star single-game scoring record."

"Be bold, Chu Han may even break the single-quarter scoring record!"

Just like what commentators from various countries on the sidelines analyzed.

Chu Han can easily kill in this non-intensity exhibition match!

He himself has strong singles ability with the ball, and he can take all shots from COSCO.

In addition, there are passing masters like Loeb/Ron James in the East.

Wade is also a player who is willing to be a green leaf.

Needless to say, the boxing champion is Chu Han’s teammate.

As for pickled peppers, why should we be serious when we can be lazy?

Paul George just wants to clock out early and take advantage of his free time during the All-Star weekend to go fishing!

Therefore, there is only one theme for the entire Eastern Conference All-Stars today.

That is - let Chu Han make history!

After the Eastern theme was decided, the Western All-Star theme became obvious.

That is to stop Chu Han from making history!

what is interesting is.

In the Western Conference, the starting five faced Chu Han for one round each.

Facing Carmelo Anthony, Chu Han chose to teach Melo in the low post.

A skillful back turn + left-handed shot of Melon PG, Chu Han threw with his right hand, ending the scoring of this round.

He still had time to take pictures of melons, and was captured wildly by the cameras at the scene.

This scene also made Shaquille O'Neal in the audience burst into laughter!

I think back then, Shark was a living person in the All-Star Game.

Since Shark retired, the All-Stars have become less interesting from an entertainment perspective.

Now, Shark sees the joy of life again from Chu Han.

"He's a natural All-Star, man."

While joking with his friends, O'Neal took out his mobile phone and frantically took photos of Chu Han's game moments.

This is the correct opening posture for the All-Star Game!

Facing Blake Griffin's defense, Chu Han didn't know whether it was intentional or not, grabbing the ball with one hand and fully extending his arm behind him.

This is Michael Jordan's classic ball-handling move.

But in Griffin's opinion, this action is a classic self-humiliation action.

Isn’t it just that the arms are long?

?

Chu Han had only one answer to Blake Tyrannosaurus Griffin's thoughts.

Taking advantage of his wingspan to dunk over Griffin's head, Chu Han shrugged towards the white monster.

If you have long arms, you can do whatever you want!

Facing James Harden, Chu Han decisively tipped Harden for 2.2 points, then his arm touched Harden's beard, and he shot a three-pointer.

"beep!"

The referee on the sidelines blew the whistle directly.

Chu Han also hit a three-pointer.

"3+1! Chu Han caused a defensive foul on James Harden and scored a three-pointer with an extra penalty!"

"Hahaha, this ball is interesting. Harden is the king of fouls in the league this season, but he was fooled by Chu Han!"

In the CCTV studio.

Yoga and Zhang were smiling from ear to ear.

This year’s All-Star Game is so effective!

Harden, who was called for a foul, also looked helpless.

Was the ball his own foul?

This ball was obviously fouled by my beard!

Facing Kevin Durant.

Chu Han showed his dribbling talent to the fullest.

KD has never been selected to the league's best defensive team in his career, but when he became serious on the defensive end.

This kind of giant spider-like body shape has historical dynamic talents.

In front of Kevin Durant, who defends seriously, it is not easy to score. "

Therefore, Chu Han's extreme mid-air change of hands and pull rod scored this goal, which was also repeatedly played on the big screen at the scene.

This will definitely become one of the famous scenes of All-Star Weekend this season!

After taking turns to train the four starters in the Western Conference, Chu Han finally faced Stephen Curry.

Faced with the defense of the cute god with a serious face.

Chu Han glanced at the frame from outside the three-point line, ignored the defense, and directly made a three-pointer!

no way.

He is nearly 10 centimeters taller than Curry, and he can crush Golden State LaVine on the bounce.

Chu Han just flattered him in front of the cute god, Curry has no temper at all!

"Whoosh!"

With Curry's three-pointer, the Western Conference starters were all blown away.

This New Orleans All-Star Game has officially become Chu Han’s one-man show!

"Today, Chu Han is the only protagonist of the All-Star Weekend!"

"He is a star among stars!"

(A lot of All-Star plots were deleted, otherwise they would be too watery, so this chapter is a deleted and refined version, which wastes some time. I hope everyone can understand!).