Nba Players Pretended To Be Uncle Drew And I Tortured Them

December 27th, US time.

United States, Sacramento.

Sleep Train Arena.

As the home court of the NBA team the Sacramento Kings, Sleep Train Arena has had a low attendance rate this season.

This NBA venue, which can accommodate nearly 20,000 fans, can only seat less than 9,000 fans most of the time this season.

Most of the time, this arena has as many empty seats as possible.

In response to this situation, the King's management has also taken corresponding measures.

For example, before the start of the season, the price of season tickets is drastically reduced, and the tickets are even given as gifts to the team.

Unfortunately, the effect is not very ideal.

They also thought about bundling tickets for games when popular teams come as visitors.

For example, the Miami Heat, San Antonio Spurs, Oklahoma City Thunder/Thunder, etc.

Ran goose.

The cold reality gave the Kings management a blow.

Even if the Heat are tied up, the ticket sales at the Kings home court are still as cold as winter.

But this situation has undergone earth-shaking changes before today's game!

For this regular season contest between the New York Knicks and the Kings, tickets to Sleep Train Arena are hard to come by!

In addition to the season tickets sold before the start of the season, the single tickets for this game were sold out early.

Outside the Sleep Train Arena, there were even many fans willing to buy scalper tickets at high prices.

So much so that the security personnel of the arena used loudspeakers in the square outside the arena to remind everyone:

Never buy scalper tickets at high prices!

Fans who were defrauded of high-priced game tickets by scalpers today can queue up from the gate of Sleep Train Arena to the bridge in the distance!

"We're from Los Angeles, and the tickets for Sacramento's home games are very cheap!"

“I came from Philadelphia to watch Chu Han’s game, and of course the tickets to Sleep Train Arena are very cheap, which is one of the reasons why I came to watch the game.

“We came from New York, and the ticket price at Madison Garden is too high. If we want to watch Chu Han’s game, Sleep Train Arena is the best choice.

Outside the arena, most fans interviewed by the media mentioned the following:

They come from all over the United States to watch Chu Han's game, and the price of tickets to the Kings home court is too low!

The price is low, and you can watch Chu Han’s game up close. Shouldn’t these tickets be sold out?

For the Kings management, they also like to see this phenomenon.

It is rare that all the tickets for a home game are sold out this season, and even the tickets on the scalper secondary market are being snapped up like crazy.

This is all due to Chu Han!

The camera came to the Sleep Train Arena.

The game hasn't started yet, but the sidelines are already filled with fans.

If you look closely, you can see that basically all the fans are wearing New York Knicks home and away jerseys.

The number above is also the highly unified number 7!

what is interesting is.

Not all of these jerseys are Chu Han's No. 7 jersey.

The attentive commentator at the scene discovered that the player names on the back of some fans' jerseys had been modified with Velcro!

What they are wearing may be the Knicks No. 7 jersey from the Carmelo Anthony era!

This show's most effective scene has also become a topic that the two commentators talk about.

"This season, the New Orleans Pelicans, who acquired Carmelo, have indeed shown full competitiveness.

"Yes, the Pelicans are temporarily ranked seventh in the Western Conference this season. If they continue to maintain their position, they will return to Xingyuehan for a long time.

"The direct cooperation between Anthony Davis and Carmelo Anthony is becoming more and more tacit. These two are the core of the Pelicans' inside and outside this season.

"It's just that after all is said and done, the Pelicans still suffered losses in the summer transaction."

The two commentators chatted and began to expose the pain points of the Pelicans management again.

True.

They traded in the summer to acquire a superstar of Carmelo Anthony's caliber.

Tickets for the entire season were purchased well, and the team's record also improved.

Unsurprisingly, the Pelicans have every chance of returning to the playoffs and even becoming a troublemaker among the teams in the lower half of the Western Conference in the playoffs.

However, look at the chips they paid for this.

Not to mention Anderson and Lopez Jr. who make up the numbers.

Just watch Chu Han!

Chu Han, the No. 1 pick in 2013, single-handedly led the New York Knicks to first place in the Eastern Conference.

In the 23 games he played, the New York Knicks achieved a record of 23 wins and 0 losses!

If Chu Han hadn't missed 6 games due to the Madison Garden Budokai incident, the current Knicks would not only be No. 1 in the Eastern Conference.

More likely to be number one in the league!

Because at this time, the Spurs, who are number one in the league, have only won one more game than the Knicks.

If Chu Han is not suspended, the Knicks will win one more game than the Spurs. Isn’t it just a matter of fact?

in other words.

The Pelicans definitely made a profit by acquiring Anthony.

But they sent Chu Han away, which was a huge loss.

In contrast, if the Pelicans management was given a chance to start over, they would definitely not be willing to let go of Chu Han.

Think about it:

Jrue Holiday + Eric Gordon + Anthony Davis and Chu Han's Pelicans.

Why worry about not succeeding in your great cause?!

Unfortunately, there is no regret medicine in the world.

The two commentators could only feel sorry for the Pelicans.

"Talking back to today's game, Sleep Train Arena is obviously the home court of the Kings, but the venue was almost full of Knicks fans."

"This is also the reason for Chu Han's influence and the reduction in ticket prices at Sleep Train Arena this season."

"Of course, I think Chu Han has more factors."

Just like the two commentators chatted.

The price reduction of Sleep Train Arena tickets must be one of the reasons, but it is not the only game where they have reduced the price of tickets.

When the prices of tickets for other games were reduced, why didn’t we see fans from all over the United States gather together and the games were sold out?

Therefore, the price reduction of game tickets is one aspect, but the fact that Chu Han is the guest at Sleep Train Arena today is the key factor!

certainly.

The Kings management likes to see this phenomenon. After all, this is a commercial league and the team has to sell tickets.

But the Kings players didn't think so.

"This is Sacramento, this is our place."

DeMarcus Cousins, the problem boy, said in an interview before the game: "The jerseys worn by the fans at the scene show contempt for us home players."

That's right.

In Cousins' view, there were so many Knicks fans, or Chu Han fans, at the scene.

This is disrespectful to the home team King!

Regarding this kind of behavior of fans disrespecting the home team players, Cousins ​​​​has a simple choice:

Fans act, idols pay for it!

As a problematic boy, Cousin (Cousins' nickname) has such a strange brain circuit.

He did not reflect on the fact that his style of play could not attract fans and drive the Kings' basketball market.

Instead, they began to blame the visiting team players.

Regarding this behavior, Chu Han’s choice is also simple:

Help those Sacramento fans who are disappointed with the Kings and give Cousins ​​a good education as a problem child.

The pre-match warm-up of both sides ended quickly, and the starting players of the two teams took to the court.

It is worth mentioning that in the 2013 draft.

The Kings, who held the fourth overall pick, directly selected the UNILA player who had the word "polite" engraved on the door - Anthony Bennett!

The Kings management has high expectations for Bennett.

They feel that this polite young man is the direction and answer to the reform of the team and even the NBA's third position!

It turns out.

The Kings front office has bigger problems than Cousins.

Bennett, who entered the NBA as the No. 4 pick, performed no differently from Bennett who entered the NBA as the No. 1 pick.

In the first few games of the season, the Kings tried to start Bennett.

Then 0 wins in 5 games.

So now, Bennett is on the bench and can only play the role of the team's rotation.

The Kings start today:

Thomas Jr. + Marcus Thornton + Rudy Gay + Jason Thompson and DeMarcus Cousins!

The Knicks’ starting lineup is:

Covington + Mi Dou + Tucker + boxing champion Chandler, and Chu Han.

This is not the full form of the Knicks.

In Chu Han's plan, he plans to use the Knicks' second-round pick to pick Nikola Jokic in the 2014 draft.

Until then.

The Knicks' ultimate lineup will be:

Covington + Tucker are the two top 3D players in the league.

Khris Middleton is a high-quality shooter who does not focus on the ball.

The inside and outside lines are: Chu Han and Jokic!

A double MVP level ball distributor.

Please type the word reasonable on the public screen!

Oh no, it shouldn't be reasonable.

Please type the word invincible on the public screen!

It is worth mentioning that when Thomas Jr. passed by Chu Han, many photographers at the scene took a few close-up shots.

Why?

The reason is also very simple.

These two are the starting point guards of their respective teams, but judging from their height.

Thomas Jr. is the strongest on the planet at 175cm, and Chu Han is the standard forward height at 198cm.

This is a difference of 23 centimeters in length!

This number may not be unfamiliar to many people, because you can get a rough idea by looking down at it.

Many fans also jokingly call the height difference between the two: the cutest height difference.

Back to the game itself.

In the jump ball session, Cousins ​​defeated Chandler, and the Kings took the lead in gaining the offensive ball for the first attack.

Thomas held the ball through half the court. Facing Chu Han's defense, the strongest 175 on the ground could not even see the frame.

"Height limits Isaiah Thomas' strength. If he could grow 10 centimeters or even 5 centimeters taller, he would be more successful in the NBA!"

The commentator on the sidelines looked helplessly at the contrast in height between the two sides.

Little Thomas didn't care about that.

Not tall enough, right? (bfcf)

Fighting is a disadvantage, right?

You can't see the frame, right?

nonexistent!

I control my own life!

With a ruthless stomp, Little Thomas forced Chu Han, and was knocked to the ground by the gorgeous hat.

Easily blocking the strongest 175 on the surface, Chu Han took control of the ball first, flew up the court, and scored two points with a back dunk.

Looking back, Thomas suddenly broke into the defense and missed the ball. He jumped and passed the ball. The basketball was interfered by Chu Han and sent to Covington's center.

The Knicks counterattacked again.

Another Chu Han, another flying dunk.

The Knicks opened the game easily with 4:01 left

"Don't be obsessed with singles, give me the ball!"

DeMarcus Cousins ​​angrily pulled Thomas.

It’s a blind fight, do you have the inner ability?

Is it interesting to give someone away here?

Thomas Jr. was also given away by Cousins

Jie was stunned, and decisively turned into a tool man to dribble the ball across the half court, and lobbed the ball into the hands of Kaoshen inside.

Cousins ​​held the ball and directly exerted force with his shoulders. After opening Chandler, he dunked hard with one arm and scored two points!

"Roar!"

After scoring this goal, Cousins ​​also roared at his teammates: "Just play like this, guys!"

"Just fight!"

Cousins ​​is still roaring back on defense.

The next moment, a gust of wind passed by his side as he returned to defense.

"The New York Knicks quickly served the baseline ball, and Chu Han has already passed half court!"

The commentator on the sidelines saw what was happening on the court and said directly: "His speed is like a bolt of lightning!"

"Guys, don't forget, in the last Christmas battle, Chu was faster than lightning!"

An orange flash flashed across Sleep Train Arena.

Chu Han got rid of the entire Kings team, raided the frontcourt, and scored two more points.

The king's side was short, slow, and slightly stronger in physical attributes. Guy was completely defeated by Chu Han in all aspects.

The defeat of the Sacramento Kings seemed to be doomed from the beginning of the game!

The most disturbing thing about the mentality of the Kings players was that the fans at the scene cheered crazily for Chu Han who scored two points.

It seems like this is not in Sacramento, but in New York!

On Chu Han's territory!

"SHIT!"

Cousins ​​was angry.

On the offensive end, he once again beat his opponent in the low post and scored two points.

Then he gave up celebrating and signaled his teammates to return to defense at full speed.

Quickly positioning themselves in the frontcourt, the entire Kings team also set up a defensive formation.

Not to mention Cousins, even the other Kings players were upset by the fans at the scene.

This horse is from Sacramento!

"Whoosh!"

Then.

Chu Han dribbled over, changed direction and got rid of Rudy Gay + Marcus Thornton without slowing down.

Entering the penalty area, DeMarcus Cousins, who was also leaping high, slammed the ball into the basket!

"beep!"

The referee on the sidelines blew the whistle directly.

On this goal, Cousins ​​committed a defensive foul, Chu Han scored 2 points, and there was an extra penalty!

"WTF?"

The cousin roared at the referee who blew the whistle.

Could this ball be my foul?

Even if you don't call Chu Han an offensive foul, you won't call me a foul, right?

However, the referee on the scene did not respond to the cousin's complaint.

Through the big screen at the scene, people can clearly see that this cousin of the ball has obvious downward pressure movements.

It's just that Chu Han's power was greater and he completely crushed Cousins.

"Fuck Fuck."

The appeal was invalid, and the cousin cursed and waved his hand at the referee on the scene and turned around and left.

"Dudududu!!"

When the referee on the scene heard that cousin F started, he responded with this attitude and face.

A series of whistles + a classic pose.

"Technical foul! The referee No. 58 on the scene gave DeMarcus Cousins ​​a technical foul!"

"Oh, the king's core insider is not idle at all. If he doesn't say a word, he won't be called a T!"

The two commentators at the scene were also entertained.

Everyone says Cousins ​​is a problem boy, but most of them are actually joking.

But combined with the various performances of Cousins ​​since the beginning of this game.

The King may not even be as big as the problem boy.

He is a powder keg.

Instantly, it explodes instantly!

"COME!"

On the court.

He was whistled for a defensive foul and gave Chu Han a 2+1 test. He was unhappy with the referee's decision.

As a result, the team turned around and gave themselves a technical foul?

Is this still your home court?

This referee No. 58 must have received the money!

"Calm down, DeMarcus!"

In the end, it was Kings coach Mike Malone who personally stopped Kaoshen and pushed the powder keg back to the bench.

Many fans at the scene were still booing.

Some people who came to Sacramento from New York to watch the game applauded Cousins ​​when he came off the court.

They seemed to be saying:

Well done!

"Don't be too impulsive, man.

Wait until Cousins ​​returns to the bench.

The teammate next to him, Anthony Bennett, the No. 4 pick selected by the Kings in 2013, handed a towel to Kaoshen: "It's just an ordinary regular season, there is nothing that can't be forgiven."

"This is no ordinary regular season game, Anthony."

Kaoshen took the towel without wiping his sweat, but first educated Bennett:

"This is our territory, we are treated as visiting team players at our home court!"

The home court has fallen, so it’s not a big deal?

Cousins ​​thinks Bennett's idea is outrageous.

Lack of education!

"It's useless to worry about this. We can't win anyway."

Bennett is a typical civil servant in his thinking:

Playing basketball means going to work, from nine to five.

Is it necessary to have such a strong sense of immersion?

Maybe I won’t play on this team next year.

"WHAT?"

Cousins, who originally wanted to wipe his sweat, stopped what he was doing and turned to look at Bennett: "Brother, what did you just say?"

"I said, we couldn't have won this game, DeMarcus."

Bennett spread his hands: "We can't do anything about the conditions at the scene. We might as well lie down."

Couldn't win?

Nothing can be done?

Lie flat?!

I’m sorry for the criticism!

"Bang!"

The powder keg of DeMarcus Cousins ​​completely detonated. He directly smashed the towel in Bennett's face: "If you don't want to win, go back to your mother's womb!"

"FUCK!"

Bennett, who was inexplicably hit on the head with a towel, was also angry.

Throwing the towel off his face to the floor, Bennett quickly stood up, pointed at Cousins' head and began to express condolences to his family.

Damn it, I kindly handed you a towel to enlighten you, but in the end, you used your past RMB to shoot you in the head?

what does it mean?

Bullying honest people, right?

Don’t you know that honest people also have tempers?

Honest people also have a bottom line!

When all the fans' attention was focused on Chu Han, who was killing everyone on the court.

The Sacramento Kings bench.

A civil war was in full swing.

DeMarcus Cousins ​​and Anthony Bennett fight!

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