Nba Players Pretended To Be Uncle Drew And I Tortured Them

"Ron Artest and his teammates came to block the door!"

"Oh my gosh, he looks like he doesn't want today to end like this!"

"Oh my god, this is definitely big news. I haven't seen such a big NBA event in a long time!"

New York, Madison Garden.

In the visiting team's tunnel.

Many reporters have gone crazy.

Many reporters immediately opened their cameras and focused on the Knicks players.

Switch directly from news recording mode to live broadcast mode!

The media technology in this era is advanced.

They can even seamlessly connect to their respective network channels without cutting off the live broadcast signal, and start broadcasting what is happening in the Knicks away player tunnel.

"Don't get me wrong, we are not here to make things worse today."

He stormed into the visiting team's tunnel aggressively.

Artest faced the crowd of reporters and showed his kind smile: "We just want the Golden State Warriors to apologize to us!"

Just like Artest said.

This wave of his was the one that brought the whole matter to an end.

Think about it, who was the trigger for this incident?

It's Andrew Deadman Bodog's bad behavior!

If it weren't for his various elbow supports during the pick-and-roll, if it weren't for his non-basketball moves on the defensive end.

Where could this Madison Budokai break out?

Similarly, it was Bodog's non-basketball move that almost caused Chu Han to be injured!

Such a dangerous action cannot be taken as nothing happened just because Chu Han was not injured.

The Golden State Warriors must apologize to Chu Han for that move from Bodog!

Actually, if you look at this matter from this perspective, Artest is right.

The Warriors are indeed the party at fault, and they really owe Chu Han an apology.

If Chu Han really thought he was injured by Bogout's action, the result can be imagined.

But if the reporters at the scene think about it carefully...

its not right!

Bodog was indeed the trigger for this incident, but he is no longer in Madison Garden.

If the reporters' information is correct, Bodog is currently lying in the hospital's ICU, uncertain of his life or death.

He seems to be the victim!

The victim also has to apologize.

The gangster nature of the entire Knicks team is already upon us.

"Why is it so noisy outside?"

Just after Artest finished explaining, the door to the Warriors locker room slowly opened.

The first one to poke his head out was Draymond Green.

Green immediately saw Artest at the door and many Knicks players behind him.

"Bang!"

Green reacted quickly and closed the locker room door directly.

excuse me!

"boom!!"

However.

Don't expect a whole body to be left at the door of the away team's locker room today.

The moment Green closed the door, Artest came up and kicked open the door to the visiting team's locker room.

Anyway, James Dolan is behind it today.

Not to mention kicking open the locker room door, Artest smashed the visiting team locker room, and James Dolan even acquiesced!

Dolan is the CEO of Madison Garden, so why did his players destroy a few facilities?

It’s just willfulness!

In the Warriors locker room.

The players who were still here were frightened by Artest's act of kicking down the door.

Where have they seen this scene before?

After intimidating all his opponents with his momentum, Artest also made his purpose clear.

Draymond Green was still very dissatisfied and wanted to jump out and say something.

But the next second, the person who walked out slowly from Artest and Tyson Chandler was none other than Chu Han!

Just a look from the top pick in China made Draymond Green shrink back.

He finally found out that he had no concussion and could continue to play in subsequent games.

If he didn't say this right, he would have received Chu Han's iron fist and went to the ICU with Bodog as a patient.

That's just looking for death because of his stupidity.

In the end, this door-blocking drama ended with the entire Warriors team apologizing to Chu Han.

Just an apology from the players + coaching staff is not enough.

The Warriors officials also published an article on their team's official website, formally apologizing to the entire Knicks team, especially Chu Han.

joke.

All of their own players were blocked by their opponents in Madison Garden. Can the Warriors officials not do the superficial work well?

After all the Warriors left New York, the Warriors officially posted another message directly on their official website.

They filed a complaint with the league management: This behavior of the New York Knicks violated the relevant regulations of the league.

Must be severely punished!

From this moment on, the antagonistic relationship between the Golden State Warriors and the New York Knicks has been completely finalized.

"We will strongly condemn the players who violated the rules during this game."

Later in the evening, Knicks coach Mike Woodson, who was interviewed by the media, stated directly: "The performance of the players on the court does not represent the attitude of our team."

"We will punish these players for their behavior in the near future. Their behavior is completely contrary to the purpose of the NBA!"

Um.

As for how these players will be punished?

Mike Woodson just won’t talk.

Don't ask, just ask and we will definitely punish you.

More details?

That is, everyone who understands understands, and if you don’t understand, I won’t say much!

After dealing with this group of media reporters, the first thing Woodson said to his players when he returned to the locker room was:

"Well done!"

at the same time.

That night.

The major media websites in the United States were crazy about the Madison Garden Martial Arts Tournament.

Especially when Chu Han knocked out Bodog with random cape punches, and then went in and out seven times to make the entire Warriors team afraid to step forward, and finally beat Draymond Green's face on the floor.

This video has become the fastest-growing video among basketball-related videos (BFCI) on YouTube!

Which was the last video whose views increased so quickly?

Coincidentally, it was Chu Han who defeated Kyrie Irving on the wild court last summer.

Countless fans all over the Internet are also madly discussing this Madison Garden Martial Arts Tournament.

"It has to be said that Andrew Bodog's wife died at the hands of his wife!"

"That's right, look at his actions on the court, they are not the actions a basketball player should have at all!"

"I think the Golden State Warriors are not the right side at all. If Stephen Curry is entertained by Tyson Chandler with this kind of action, the performance of the Warriors players will be even crazier.

"Is there something wrong with Chu Han's behavior? The person with the problem should obviously be Andrew Bodog, right?"

"I support your point of view, man. Chu Han is protecting himself. He is telling others in the league: If you dare to attack me, Andrew Bodog will be your fate!"

what is interesting is.

Almost all fans on the Internet are supporters of Chu Han.

On the one hand, Bodog's behavior was egregious.

A player with a bad record like him needs to be dealt with badly.

Just like what Bogout did to Chu Han, even if he was beaten violently, it would be light!

on the other hand.

Chu Han's popularity in the United States is very high.

He is the most popular superstar in American basketball circles nowadays.

Dare to attack Chu Han?

I'm afraid Bodog is really tired of living.

Don't forget, fans who go abroad have guns.

Not sure which day...

Ahem!

All in all, American fans and Chinese fans support Chu Han.

This may also be the first time in NBA history:

The side that beats the opponent violently becomes what the fans think is the right side.

This video of Chu Han beating up Bodog was so popular that it even left the entertainment industry.

Mike Tyson, the real boxing champion who attended the reality show, mentioned the news of Chu Han's violent beating of Bodog in an interview with the media:

"If possible, I will choose to come back."

"But the prerequisite for my comeback is that the guy who fights with me must be Chu Han!"

"He is a real boxing master, from his footwork, timing of punches to strength and angle, they are all professional.

Having said this, Tyson, who has retired for many years, gestured towards the camera:

"COME, Chu, if you have time during the off-season, come and have a match with me under WBA rules!"

Tyson is not kidding.

With the boxing state Chu Han showed in this martial arts competition, it is entirely possible to win the WBA gold belt!

"Mike Tyson? Don't be ridiculous, he will only be knocked out by Chu Han with one punch.

Of course, another retired boxing champion Holyfield who was interviewed by the media directly dissed Tyson: "Only I can fight Chu Han."

"Mike Tyson is no match for Chu Han!"

If the story between Holyfield and Mike Tyson really needed water, it could be watered down for several chapters.

The remarks between the two boxing champions during interviews with the media also made the influence of Chu Han's martial arts competition soar again!

certainly.

Fans can decide who is the right side based on their preference.

But those executives who are NBA management cannot be so willful.

United States, NBA headquarters building.

Executives from all walks of life gather here.

They need to hold a meeting to discuss the penalty decisions regarding this match.

"Andrew Bodog must be punished severely, his actions on the pitch were so atrocious."

"Ron Artest and Draymond Green can't benefit either. They are just standing in the ring in this game."

"Don't forget Tyson Chandler and Speights!"

These two people certainly stole the spotlight in this martial arts competition.

"So...where is Chu Han?"

Finally, a senior executive came up with a hot man's name.

Bodog must be severely punished. This guy's behavior is too bad and goes against the purpose of basketball.

Artest and Green also deserved punishment. The fight between the two of them on the floor had a very bad impact.

Chandler and Speights also had to be punished, and the actions on their hands were not light.

Then here comes the problem.

These people deserve punishment. As one of the parties involved, he is also an absolute C-position member of this martial arts conference.

How should Chu Han deal with it?

The headache for NBA executives is:

First, in the eyes of many fans, Chu Han's violent beating of Bodog was actually correct!

Chu Han was doing justice for heaven, and he was also protecting himself.

Second, Bodog's behavior really deserves it, and no one will feel sorry for him.

Third, regardless of whether Chu Han's operation received the support and recognition of the fans, he actually punched.

This is not allowed by NBA rules!

Finally, and most importantly.

The Christmas War is just around the corner.

This season's Christmas game, the biggest hot event, is the Miami Heat VS New York Knicks.

The NBA is counting on Chu Han's battle with the Big Three to heat up this season's Christmas game.

As a result, Chu Han caused such a thing just before the Christmas war.

what to do?

Once there are too many bans, the players will miss the Christmas war if they are banned from buying.

Big Three VS Knicks without Chu Han?

Who is watching this game?

Once the suspension is too small, it seems that the NBA's regulations are empty talk.

The credibility of the alliance will be greatly reduced.

Listen to other alliance executives give suggestions + various analyses.

David Stern, who was silent, looked increasingly ugly.

This problem is such a headache!

Why did it have to be Chu Han who caused this incident?

If this matter had nothing to do with Chu Han, it would be too easy to handle.

Damn Fuck.

It's all Benzema's fault!

Ah no, it should all be blamed on that damn dead Bodog!

After thinking about it again and again.

David Stern still thought of the best solution.

December 12th, US time.

NBA officials finally announced the penalty results for the Madison Garden brawl.

First of all, it’s the Warriors.

Andrew Deadman Bodog was the triggerman of the game and was directly sentenced to death by the Alliance.

He received a 15-game ban, a $350,000 fine, and 10 hours of community work.

This suspension is obviously a bit heavier.

After all, Stern was also very angry.

Without Bodog, how could there be so much trouble?

Immediately afterwards, Draymond Green enjoyed a five-game suspension and a fine of US$100,000.

Speights was suspended for three games and fined $50,000.

The remaining Warriors players only received verbal warnings and were not suspended.

Seeing this penalty result, the Warriors management breathed a sigh of relief.

At least among the suspended players, there are no core players of the team.

After seeing the punishment results on the Warriors' side, it's the Knicks' turn.

Ron Artest became the most severely punished Knicks player.

The Beast was suspended for 8 games and fined $250,000!

Logically speaking, Artest did the same thing as Green, but the intensity of the punishment was completely different.

The official reason given by the NBA was combined with Artest's behavior of blocking the goal after the game.

The impact of the blocking was so bad that the entire Knicks team looked like a black club.

But actually, this is the balance that David Stern has found.

There is no way to punish Chu Han severely, and the punishment must be used to silence the Golden State Warriors management.

what to do?

Artest can only be severely punished!

Artest also recognized the punishment result.

Anyway, he doesn't have much playing time, so his suspension is just like a vacation.

No matter how much the fine is, it will be reimbursed by Dolan and has nothing to do with him.

After Artest, Tyson Chandler received a 4-game suspension and a $100,000 fine.

This punishment is very reasonable and has no flaws.

Next one is Chu Han.

In the end, Chu Han was only suspended for 6 games and fined US$150,000.

It is worth mentioning that.

Before the Christmas game, the Knicks only have 6 games to play.

After Chu Han's suspension ends, the first game will be a home game against the Miami Heat.

David Stern gave Chu Han the maximum game suspension without affecting the Christmas game.

It can be said that his family has taken great pains.

certainly.

It can be seen from the punishment result against the Knicks that after all, it was Artest who silently shouldered everything!

Just the day after the punishment results came out.

The New York Knicks, who had won 22 consecutive games, finally suffered their first defeat of the season.

They lost to the San Antonio Spurs, and their winning streak ended at 22 games.

The record for the longest winning streak in NBA history ends here.

After the game, Spurs coach Bobovich was interviewed by the media, but he didn't say much about the victory in this game.

"The game is over before the tactics we prepared are used."

Facing the camera, Bobo paused: "I hope these tactics can be used in our second match in San Antonio."

Obviously.

The tactics Bobovich mentioned should have been prepared for Chu Han!

It's a pity that Chu Han missed this game due to suspension, and also missed these tactical preparations.

On December 16, US time, the Knicks lost to the Pacers in an away game, suffering their first losing streak of the season.

And this was just the beginning of their losing streak.

In the 6 games Chu Han missed, the Knicks lost 4 games in a row.

Tyson Chandler returned for the fifth game and stopped the Knicks' bleeding.

But in the sixth game, they still regretted losing.

In the 6 games Chu Han missed, they had 1 win and 5 losses.

In the words of the American media:

The Knicks players used their own hip-stretching performance to set off Chu Han's strength.

Only someone as strong as Chu Han can lead the Knicks to a 22-game unbeaten streak.

certainly.

Everyone only noticed the Knicks' losing streak. Only Knicks general manager Glenn Grunwald noticed that in these 6 games, the team's starting shooting guard Raymond Phil

Dun's performance!

In these six games, the Knicks only won one game.

But as the team's starting shooting guard, Felton performed extremely well.

He averaged 20 points per game in 6 games and was the team's leading scorer.

It's just that Felton averaged 20 points per game, but the team had 1 win and 5 losses, which is enough to show his cancerous attributes.

However, these are not important!

As long as Felton's data is available, that's enough.

What?

the reason is simple.

Felton's good statistics also increased his worth and his trading value.

That's right.

After frantic negotiations with the front office of the Phoenix Suns and Milwaukee Bucks.

Glenn Grunwald is finally restarting his trading plan.

This time, before the Christmas game, he traded the Knicks players with high trade value for the remaining two players named by Chu Han!

(The third update is here. The author is a bit overwhelmed with the word count. I’m taking a day off today to temporarily miss one update. I’ll make up for it in five updates tomorrow. I hope you all can bear with me!

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