Nba Players Pretended To Be Uncle Drew And I Tortured Them

"If this ball had been shot by someone else, if I were the coach, I would have put him on the bench a long time ago.

CCTV studio.

Zhang Liangli made it clear: "But if this ball was shot by Chu Han, it would be a reasonable offensive choice."

"Why? Because Chu Han has this ability, even if the ball is far away.~"

"No matter how far away the three-pointer is, it is still within Chu Han's range-!"

Even in Director Zhang's opinion, as long as he crosses the center line, he has entered Chu Han's offensive zone.

His shooting range can achieve true half-court coverage with no blind spots!

Back to Madison Garden.

The two American commentators at the scene were also dumbfounded.

"Chu Han is getting further and further away!"

"The key is that the more he throws, the more accurate he is, and the distance is directly proportional to the accuracy!"

This is outrageous.

Just throw it farther and farther.

The further away, the more accurate it is.

The more accurate you are, the more you throw.

Who the hell can withstand this?

Trail Blazers coach Terry Stotts couldn't stand it anyway.

If Chu Han scores a three-pointer on the offensive end, there will be players on the Blazers side who can respond.

Then Stotts could barely sit still.

But here's the thing.

No one on the Trail Blazers has Chu Han's exaggerated range.

Damian Lillard has been misfired since his opening three-pointer.

The Rookie of the Year in the 2012-13 season looks arrogant, but is actually just a sophomore.

He still needs to grow!

"Nicholas, don't give Chu Han the space to shoot a three-pointer!"

Unable to sit still, Stotts stood up and yelled at Batum on the court: "Don't let him shoot three-pointers so easily again!"

Batum was also very ashamed when he heard the team coach's request.

Damn, what do you mean by not giving Chu Han the space to shoot a three-pointer?

Someone shot two steps away from the three-point line. Is this also called the shooting space I gave him?

Then here comes the problem.

Where exactly is beyond Chu Han's shooting range?

At what point do you want to defend closely from him when he dribbles over?

Coach Stotts gave Batum a clear path - press the whole court!

Yes.

Start with the Knicks' next offensive possession.

Chu Han had just received the baseline serve from his teammate, and Batum had already come over.

"Did the Portland Trail Blazers choose to defend Chu Han full court?"

"It's too exaggerated. They must be so afraid of Chu Han's terrifying three-point shooting today!"

"But there is an advantage to this kind of defense. Maybe we can see if Chu Han can continue his magical state under the high-pressure defense that the opponent attaches so much importance to!"

The two commentators at the scene were full of anticipation.

The more focused the Trail Blazers are on Chu Han's defense, the more they look forward to what kind of offense Chu Han will respond with!

On the court.

Facing Batum's close pressing, Chu Han was completely unaffected by dribbling forward.

Crossed the center line.

The high-definition footage from the scene clearly captured the defensive player's throat.

Obviously.

Batum was also a little nervous.

The center line seems to be a signal.

The real test begins now!

"Bang!"

next moment.

Under the close-up focus of the full-field cameras, Chu Han started instantly, making an explosive forward thrust that scared Batum and subconsciously chased him back.

It's a pity that after Batum took two big steps back to defend, he discovered to his horror that Chu Han didn't break in at all!

His explosive forward thrust was actually a fake move!

It’s over!

He secretly thought that Batum was looking at where Chu Han was standing.

Two steps away from the three-point line again!

It’s still a familiar recipe, and it’s still a familiar taste.

Chu Han stretched his bow and set an arrow from a long distance, and he could pierce the poplar tree with a hundred steps!

"Another super long three-point shot! Chu Han is getting more and more confident now as he shoots more!"

"Nicolas Batum's defense in the backcourt is good, but when it comes to the frontcourt, his defense is just a display!"

"The Portland Trail Blazers can't stand it any longer. The points they score on the offensive end can't keep up with the points they lose on the defensive end!"

Just like the two commentators said.

The Trail Blazers' outside touch was completely inaccurate today, and they could only rely on Aldridge's mid-range shot to stop the bleeding.

But no matter how accurate the mid-range shot is, it's only 2 points.

Looking back, Chu Han made an unreasonable three-point shot [three points!

According to common sense, although a 3-pointer is one more than a 2-pointer, it is more difficult to shoot a 3-pointer accurately than a 2-pointer.

However, today Chu Han just didn't play according to common sense.

His three-point shooting percentage in the first quarter was even higher than Ade's mid-range shot!

End of the first quarter.

Chu Han made 6 of 7 shots from beyond the three-point line and scored 18 points relying on the main points!

Hitting 6 three-pointers in a single quarter also set a record for the number of three-pointers made in a single quarter in NBA history.

In addition to three-pointers, Chu Han also broke into the paint many times. He played the entire first quarter and scored 25 points, setting a personal single-quarter scoring record!

To know.

The Trail Blazers only scored 25 points in the first quarter.

Chu Han alone can rival an entire team!

besides.

Facing Chu Han's defense on the offensive end, Damian Lillard was completely invisible except for the opening goal.

The shooting rate of 1 out of 5 in a single quarter is obviously a failure.

During the break, the cameras on the scene were divided into two groups, one focusing on Lillard on the Trail Blazers bench with his head wrapped in a towel.

The league's Rookie of the Year last season "looked a little lost.

Another signal focused on Chu Han.

The super scorer, who has secured the Rookie of the Year award in advance, looks calm.

It seems that 6 three-pointers and 25 points in a single quarter are still ordinary to him.

Judging from his expression and amount of sweat, Chu Han is probably not trying his best!

Under Chu Han's 25-point output in a single quarter, the Knicks temporarily led their opponents by 10 points at 35:25 at home!

At the beginning of the second quarter, Chu Han's fiery touch seemed to be transmitted to JR Smith and others.

The Knicks' rotation started to rain three-pointers at the beginning of the second quarter.

Seeing that there was hope of killing the game in an instant, coach Mike Woodson made a decisive move and replaced Chu Han, who had been resting for more than 3 minutes, back on the court to cheer up!

Trail Blazers coach Terry Stotts looked confused.

Before the game, everyone said that the Trail Blazers had a strong team and that the team's lineup was deep enough.

Even if the starting lineup can't handle it, they can easily turn around the situation in the transitional phase of the rotation.

But look at the current situation on the court.

This is completely different from what was said before the game!

When Chu Han comes on stage, it means the final word.

The Knicks launched a terrifying offensive wave in the second quarter, instantly establishing the victory.

At halftime, the outcome between the two teams was already clear.

In the end, this game that was supposed to be a head-to-head matchup was directly harvested and taken away by the Knicks.

Judging from the confused expressions of the Trail Blazers coaching staff, it seems that they have not yet reacted, and the game has lost suspense.

During the garbage time, the Blazers players dared to fight hard.

At least at the end of the game, they ensured that no tragedy occurred.

"Including this game, there is one more Rookie of the Year who fell to Chu Han."

At the end of the game, the commentator on the sidelines said an interesting phenomenon:

"Chu Han successively defeated the Rookie of the Year in the 08-09 season, the Rookie of the Year in the 10-11 season, the Rookie of the Year in the 11-12 season, and the Rookie of the Year in the 12-13 season."

The Rookie of the Year in the 2008-09 season is Derrick Rose, the No. 1 pick in the 2008 draft.

The game where Chu Han led his team to slaughter the cow can be said to be effortless.

The Rookie of the Year in the 10-11 season is Blake Griffin, the No. 1 pick in 2009.

Gei Lifen missed the 0910 season due to injury reimbursement, but as a repeater, he won the best rookie award in the 10-11 season.

In the game when Chu Han led his team to overthrow the Clippers, the psychological shadow caused to Griffin may not be eliminated to this day.

The Rookie of the Year in the 12-13 season is today's Damian Lillard.

Let’s look at the comparison of the two players’ statistics in today’s game.

Lillard was completely autistic!

As for the Rookie of the Year in the 2011-12 season, it is the Cleveland Cavaliers’ No. 1 pick in 2011—Kyrie Irving!

Although Irving was not defeated head-on by Chu Han in the game, don't forget:

Chu Han first entered the public eye when he defeated Kyrie Irving, who was pretending to be Uncle Drew, during a live broadcast of a Pepsi commercial!

At that time, everyone thought that Irving had some spare strength and that he could not use NBA-level strength to fight with passersby with real swords and guns.

Even Irving himself repeatedly stated in front of the media: He used up to 70% of his strength at that time.

Now, as Chu Han's performance in the NBA becomes more and more impressive, Irving's theory of not giving his best seems to be untenable.

Perhaps, even if Irving is at full strength, he will not be Chu Han's opponent!

For a time, the title of Best Rookie Killer was placed on Chu Han's head.

Someone may ask, who was the Rookie of the Year in the gap between the 2009 season and the 10-11 season?

When will Chu Han defeat him and complete the Rookie of the Year harvest in consecutive years?

The answer is ready to come out.

The Rookie of the Year in the 2009-10 season is Tyreke Evans - Chu Han's teammate this season and also his third substitute!

Judging from the comparison of the identities of the two, it is not too much to say that Chu Han completely defeated Evans.

Therefore, some media directly gave conclusions on their official websites:

"The best rookie killer! Chu Han defeated all the best rookies in the NBA in the past 5 years!"

"Who is the next Rookie of the Year? Who will be the next Rookie of the Year to be harvested by Chu Han?"

The topic of Best Rookie Killer instantly ranked No. 1 on Twitter.

That's how people like controversial topics.

Especially with such an interesting topic.

Among the Rookie of the Year list harvested by Chu Han, Derrick Rose is the one farthest away.

So who was the league's Rookie of the Year a season ago?

Set the time back to the 07-08 season.

That year, the man named Kevin Durant won the Rookie of the Season award!

In his rookie season, KD, who had not yet moved to the Seattle SuperSonics in Oklahoma, enjoyed unlimited playing rights.

He relied on a pair of hammers and swung out a Rookie of the Year.

It has to be said that without unlimited iron rights in his rookie season, there may not be Kevin Durant who can compete for MVP this season.

After determining Rose's previous Rookie of the Year candidate.

The American Internet is in a state of shock.

"Next

The best rookie to be harvested is Kevin Durant?”

"Oh, this is a difficult challenge. Kevin this season is simply the Grim Reaper!"

"Chu Han is indeed very strong, but defeating KD head-on? It's not that simple!"

"When are they going to meet? Oh my gosh, it's going to be December?"

No matter who is stronger or weaker, Chu Han or Durant, who can defeat the other.

At least this Knicks VS Thunder/Thunder game has been heated to the forefront.

United States, Oklahoma.

After 25 hours of high-intensity surfing, Durant finally saw his name appear on the front pages of major media websites.

But what he didn't expect was that it would appear in the headlines in this way.

"Best Rookie Killer?"

After reading the relevant news, Durant tilted his head and laughed.

...Please give me flowers...

These media have such a unique perspective.

Can such a gimmick become so popular?

Habitually scrolling through the fans' comments below, Durant skillfully liked all the comments that thought he could win.

Then, he saw some more dazzling replies.

For example, a user with an ID that looked like a Knicks fan replied:

"Does anyone really think Kevin Durant is very strong? Chu Han's scoring performance in the current nine games is a level that KD has never reached in his career!"

As soon as he saw this reply, Durant was instantly annoyed.

Is it a level that has never been reached in your career?

I've been the league's scoring champion for three consecutive seasons!

KD, who originally logged in with a trumpet account, personally came off the court and had a passionate confrontation with this Knicks fan:

"Kevin has been the scoring champion for three consecutive seasons. Don't mention scoring in front of him!"

"Scoring is no longer the focus for KD. Compared to scoring, Kevin Durant values ​​victory more!"

"Hey, let's first let Chu Han win one scoring champion, ah no, two scoring champions, no, three consecutive scoring champions, and then let's compare it with KD!"

"Chu Han only played well in less than ten games, but he has the ability to maintain this state for a whole season!"

"As expected, the scoring champion this season will still belong to Kevin Durant, and I will post this to prove it!"

After posting N messages in a row, Durant exited the page comfortably.

In this wave of laning, he felt unilaterally that he had won a great victory.

Calling a score in front of the three consecutive scoring champions?

Just save it!

After KD quit the website, his N messages became popular!

Originally, the topic between Durant and Chu Han was quite hot.

After all, Chu Han is the hottest scorer at the moment.

And Durant did lead the league in scoring for three consecutive years starting from the 2009-10 season.

Who doesn’t look forward to the scoring showdown between these two top scorers in the new era?

Now, a fan who seems to be a die-hard Durant fan left a message, making the showdown between the two players more popular again.

From the perspective of the media, the fan camps of these two players have reached a point where they are at loggerheads!

"Chu, what do you think of some comments on the Internet?"

November 17th, US time.

Before the start of the home game against the Detroit Pistons, a group of reporters surrounded Chu Han: "There are many Kevin Durant fans on the Internet shouting to you through online channels!"

Many Durant fans are shouting to themselves online?

Chu Han is full of mystery and question marks.

What kind of fairy tale is this?

Seeing that Chu Han didn't quite understand the situation, the reporters at the scene decisively took out their mobile phones and found the contents of N messages from Durant's die-hard fans that were reprinted on the KeDa website.

Chu Han glanced over and saw the ID of this Internet user:

A trumpet who doesn’t understand football!

People who dare to use such IDs are definitely football emperors.

The trick of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger has no distinction of nationality.

However, the message below with the ID of "I don't know how to play" is really eye-catching.

Chu Han took a general glance and basically determined two results.

First, this is indeed an avid Durant fan.

Second... I'm afraid this isn't Kevin Durant's own trumpet!

In his previous life, as a senior basketball enthusiast, Chu Han knew Durant's glorious deeds very well.

Carrying a schoolbag looks like a migrant worker. People give him the nickname "Schoolbag Du"

but cannot drink;

25 hours of intense surfing;

Switching back and forth between 58 trumpets is extremely skillful.

Judging from the tone of various responses to this ID, Chu Han can boldly say:

The probability of this guy being Durant's trumpet is definitely higher than the probability of being a die-hard Durant fan!

"Chu, what do you think about the question raised by this Kevin Durant fan?"

The reporters at the scene didn't know that these were KD's trumpets.

During this period, Durant’s preference for using a trumpet has not yet been exposed!

"I don't have any special views. Every fan has their own things they like and insist on. This is normal.

Chu Han first said some official words, and then expressed his position: "Since he feels that I can't maintain efficient scoring for a whole season like KD..."

"OK, then we'll see you at the game~"

Chu Han always does what he says.

In the game against the Detroit Pistons that night, Chu Han scored 30 points at halftime, helping the team gain a 23-point lead.

At the beginning of the second half, he made a lot of noise in the penalty area, beating Pistons center Drummond and making him complain repeatedly.

In the end, Chu Han scored 40+ for the 10th consecutive game of the season [helping the team win its 10th win since the start of the season!

Likewise, it’s also the first ten consecutive wins!

Chu Han's terrifying performance temporarily suppressed the discussion about him and KD on the Internet.

The Internet is like this. Whoever performs well at that time will have an absolute advantage in public/opinion guidance.

If KD performs well in the near future, it will be the rich and handsome man from Goose City who takes the initiative in public opinion.

at the same time.

Chu Han started the game with consecutive highlights and did not hit the wall in a game.

The world's major sports brand companies finally couldn't sit still.

Portland, USA.

Nike headquarters building.

Phil Knight, the founder and chairman of the group, expressed his position after a moment of silence at a routine high-level meeting:

"We can't wait any longer."

"The longer it takes, the more exaggerated Chu Han's worth will be."

"Now his worth has reached an uncontrollable height!"

"We must sign him as soon as possible!"

(Third update, today’s monthly ticket flower reward is almost zero, readers, please provide some data support, save the children!! Mountain).