Nba Players Pretended To Be Uncle Drew And I Tortured Them

United States, California, Los Angeles.

Staples Center Arena.

If not for the Lakers on the floor.

Fans may think that this is the home court of the New York Knicks.

Why?

the reason is simple.

When Knicks player Chu Han came on the stage, the DJ on the scene introduced Chu Han in the same way as a home player.

Just like the lines read by the Madison Garden DJ.

The Lakers' DJ finished the long series of introductions in his trademark deep voice.

At the same time, he also added:

"The Light of Los Angeles at UCLA!"

Although Chu Han was wearing a Knicks jersey, the fans' enthusiasm for him did not diminish at all.

After the pre-match warm-up of the players from both sides, the starters of the two teams took to the court.

The Lakers are indeed shabby this season.

They can only arrange: Steve Nash - Steve Blake + Xavier Henry + Pau Gasol and Sean Williams starting lineup.

This backcourt combination ranks last in the entire league.

Put it in front of Chu Han, that is an ATM machine!

The two commentators at the scene joked before the game:

"The Los Angeles Lakers' backcourt combination today, don't let Chu Han score 50 points in a single game, then it will be considered a success."

Before the game even started, the two commentators could already predict what kind of disaster the Nash + Blake defense line would be exploded into by Chu Han.

The facts were exactly as the narrator expected.

The two backcourt combinations of Nash and Blake are almost dead in age together.

Their defense was like air in front of Chu Han.

Amid the shouts of MVP who defected at the scene, Chu Han effortlessly scored 20 points in the first quarter!

"20 points in a single quarter! Chu Han became the youngest player in NBA history to score 20 points in a single quarter!"

"The Los Angeles Lakers' backcourt was completely blown away. "Chu Xiang can do it even if he wants to score 30 points in a single quarter!"

The two commentators were also quite helpless.

It's not that they don't respect Nash and Blake. Both players deserve respect.

It's a pity that the defense they formed was of no use in front of Chu Han.

In the end, Chu Han faced these two ATM machines and scored a season-high 50 points.

This is also the first 50 points in his career!

And, became the youngest 50-point player in NBA history!

However, when the game was over, the two commentators on the scene were uninterested in Chu Han's record.

"The Los Angeles Lakers' performance was so bad. Chu Han didn't even try hard, and the game was over."

"He should have scored 60 points, or even 70 points, but it's a pity that the Lakers gave up too quickly."

"I can understand the defection behavior of the fans at the scene. The Lakers this season are really bad!"

In the commentator's opinion, Chu Han's score today should not have been just 50 points.

But the Lakers jumped too fast, and they gave up the game early.

This caused Chu Han to miss the opportunity to score higher.

People's disappointment overshadowed the joy brought by Chu Han's 50 points.

There were even 177 fans at the scene who raised their middle fingers towards the Lakers players who walked into the tunnel.

This phenomenon once made the Lakers players doubt their lives.

Is this still our home court?

Is this still Staples?

Did the fans get something wrong?

Obviously.

The fans didn't get anything wrong.

Staples in the absence of Kobe Bryant due to injury.

Chu Han is the only king here!

"We have to find a way to trade Chu Han. This is our only chance to change our reputation."

Staples Center high-rise offices.

Buss Jr., who succeeded Buss Sr. as the leader of the Lakers, slapped the table: "Mitch, I believe you can do it, right?"

The Lakers' current reputation has begun to decline visibly.

Bass Jr.'s position in power is also in jeopardy.

Any way to reverse word of mouth while retaining your rights?

There is only one choice before Bass.

That is to use all means to obtain Chu Han through trade!

"No, Jim, we can't."

Mitch Kupchak, opposite Buss Jr., looks ten years older: "Since we made a big bet on Dwight in 2012, we are destined to miss out on the rookies in the following years."

Kupchak has been trying hard to trade for Chu Han in the summer, or sell Gasol in exchange for draft picks.

However.

The Lakers indeed lack the bargaining chips to acquire Chu Han, and Gasol is far less valuable than draft picks in the eyes of other teams.

Over the course of a summer, Kupchak grew older.

The general manager of the Lakers once had the idea of ​​​​retiring and going home to rest for a while.

Hearing Kupchak's words, Buss also fell silent.

Finally, he came up with a bold idea!

On November 8th, US time, after the Knicks defeated the Lakers to maintain their winning streak, the Pacers also took advantage of the situation to overthrow the Raptors.

They extended their winning streak to 6 games!

"Now, the pressure is on the Knicks again!"

November 9th, US time.

California, Los Angeles.

It's still at the Staples Center, but now the benchmark on the floor has been changed from the Lakers to the Clippers.

"The Indiana Pacers continued to sing yesterday, with their winning streak reaching 6 games.

"As another team that is undefeated this season, will the New York Knicks continue to bite the Pacers' unbeaten record? This is a question."

"on the other hand."

"The Clippers, who are playing at home today, don't want to suffer their first consecutive losing streak at home next season."

Just like the narrator said.

The Los Angeles Clippers collapsed at the last minute of their last game in Miami and unfortunately lost to the Miami Heat.

They were almost able to overthrow the defending champion, and this unwilling anger is likely to break out in this game.

what is interesting is.

During the pre-game interview session, the reporter on the sidelines approached Chris Paul very playfully and asked a question from a novel angle.

(bfbb) "Chris, we all know that you have a good relationship with LeBlanc, Dwyane and Cameron.

The reporter paused:

"Then the question is, why did the three of them go to Atlanta to watch the NCAA tournament finals together...

"But you weren't there?"

One theory is that this reporter’s original intention was to start with the differences between the Banana Boat Brothers.

But with such a wit as 58 guns, how could he not know what this reporter meant?

Without thinking, Chris Paul spoke:

"Because I'm not interested in the game itself or the players in that game."

If you are not interested in the game itself, there is no problem.

The key is the following sentence: I am not interested in the players participating in that game.

To know.

Among the players in that NCAA tournament final was the Clippers’ opponent today—Chu Han!

"Chris, you mean you're not interested in Chu Han?"

"Yes, but I'm not just targeting him."

Paul nodded: "I was targeting everyone in that game, I was not interested.

As early as last season when Chu Han was making a name for himself, Paul knew this young man from UCLA.

Again.

Paul feels that Chu Han’s title of “Best Point Guard” is completely unworthy!

Is he playing like a traditional point guard?

Chu Han is obviously a shooting guard or even a special ball-type small forward!

Today, Paul, who is the god of point guards and was unhappy because of the Heat's narrow defeat in the last game, didn't bother to say anything nice.

He wants to educate Chu Han and tell him what a real point guard is!

The warm-up before the game ended quickly, and the starting players of the two teams took to the court.

The Clippers start today:

Chris Paul + JJ Redick + Reggie Barlock + Blake Griffin and DeAndre Jordan!

The Knicks’ starting lineup remains the same:

Fielder + Shumpert + Anderson + Tyson Chandler and Chu Han!

When Chu Han stood on the court, the Los Angeles fans at the scene expertly gave uniform MVP cheers.

The broadcast camera looked around the arena and discovered an interesting phenomenon.

Today, there are still more fans wearing UCLA jerseys in the Staples auditorium.

Followed by fans wearing Lakers jersey No. 24.

Finally, from some corners, you can find Clippers fans wearing Clippers jersey No. 3 or No. 32.

in other words.

Today's Staples is still Chu Han's home court!

"It seems that Chu Han's popularity in Los Angeles exceeds that of the entire Clippers team!"

"Of course."

"It is no exaggeration to say that in Los Angeles, except for Kobe Bryant, no one can suppress Chu Han in terms of popularity!"

In the last game, even Lakers fans could defect at Staples.

Facing the Clippers today, Los Angeles fans defected faster than in the last game!

This phenomenon of defecting at home makes the Clippers team even more unhappy.

Jordan, who was simmering with anger, defeated boxing champion Chandler in the jump ball and took the lead in getting the ball into the hands of Chris Paul.

CP3 transformed into a cold-faced devil. After holding the ball for half the court, he raised his hand to call for a pick-and-roll.

Jordan understood the situation and stepped forward to pick and roll quickly.

Paul skillfully hit the ground and passed the ball to Jordan.

"Bang!"

The latter grabbed the ball with both hands, completely ignoring the defender in front of him, and launched a two-handed dunk into the frame!

Basket.

Ryan Anderson, who came on defense, was completely confused.

He was the one who retreated to the basket to cover up defense, but he was inexplicably dunked by the opponent?

"Roar!"

at the same time.

After completing the dunk, Jordan roared toward the audience in a domineering manner.

It feels a bit like a tiger descending from the mountain.

The live broadcast footage also captured Jordan showing off his strong muscles in the direction of Chu Han while roaring.

No one knows whether Jordan did this intentionally or unintentionally.

But the whole world knows it.

Jordan is playing with fire!

"Is DeAndre Jordan provoking Chu Han?!"

The commentator on the sidelines captured this keenly: "He actually dared to show his muscles in the direction of Chu Han!"

"Whether he did it intentionally or not, the Clippers' big center will suffer!"

Another commentator added: "The last guy who provoked Chu Han, the grass on his grave was already two meters high!"

The Chu Han fans at the scene also straightened their backs.

Regardless of whether Jordan's goal was intentional or not.

Chu Han will definitely respond!

"Bang bang bang

Under the expectant gaze of nearly 20,000 fans in the audience, Chu Han advanced past halftime and faced Baroque at the top of the arc.

The defense starts directly.

He doesn't even need to observe the opponent's defensive position. With his powerful explosive power from 0 to MAX, he can easily tear open the Clippers' defense!

"Let him in!"

Basket.

Jordan, who was ready early, roared directly.

That's right.

Just like one would imagine.

Jordan roared and flexed his muscles in the direction of Chu Han, it was intentional!

He just wants Chu Han to challenge himself in the three-second zone!

As long as Chu Han dares to come in, Xiao Qiaodan will dare to knock him down directly!

At the moment when Kobe Bryant is seriously injured and the Lakers are in decline.

Staples has only one king, and that is the Clippers.

Not you Chu Han!

"boom!!"

next moment.

Chu Han, Huo Chen, who entered the restricted area.

Jordan didn't waste any time, jumped up with all his strength and killed Chu Han!

"Bang!!"

The Los Angeles Clippers' wild center collided head-on with the New York Knicks' No. 7 in the air!

This is a confrontation where everyone knows the outcome.

In terms of height and weight, Jordan beats everyone!

No matter from any angle, Jordan will be the winner of this confrontation!

Unless, what he met was——Chu Han!

"Oooh!!"

All 19,061 fans in the audience jumped up from their seats.

Even the two commentators at the scene stood up directly from their seats.

Really, everyone stand up!

What happened to make the nearly 20,000 fans at the scene so crazy?

Of course - Chu Han, who defeated Jordan in the air, actually had the advantage in the physical confrontation!

Orange No. 7 overwhelmed the Clippers beast and slammed the ball into the basket!

The powerful dunk made the rim buzz.

What happened at the same time as the vibration of the basket was that DeAndre Jordan fell to the ground!

The Clippers center was dunked directly to the ground by Chu Han, making a muffled sound.

And as the initiator of all this.

Chu Han completed the buckle and landed firmly.

"WOOOW! Oh my god! Look what you've done!"

Next to Chu Han, Tyson Chandler roared and rushed up to hug Chu Han!

The rest of the Knicks starters also rushed to Chu Han's side like crazy, roaring in various ways.

On the bench.

The substitutes, led by JR Smith and Ci Shiping, danced even more crazily with the towels in their hands.

Artest simply threw the towel in his hand directly into the stands!

compare to.

After completing all this, Chu Han remained expressionless, like a cold-faced murderer.

No need for emotion!

"This is Chu Han!"

"This is Chu Han!"

"This is Chu Han!"

In the CCTV studio, Yogi jumped up excitedly. He repeated the same words three times, and then blurted out:

"It's like a devil descending from the sky, he is really the God of Tai Sui on earth!"

"This Chu Han..."

Awesome!

The old man Zhang Lili next to Yoga was dumbfounded.

Not only was he shocked by Chu Han's soaring dunk, but he was also stunned by the verses that came out of Yogi's mouth.

If Director Zhang remembers correctly.

This passage is a sentence describing the traveler Wu Song in "Water Margin".

Dare to be my lover, it's Wu Song fighting a tiger, here it's Chu Han beating the emperor's uncle!

Don’t tell me, it’s quite reasonable!

Back to Staples Center.

The referee on the sidelines blew his whistle after being stunned for half a second.

Regardless of how exaggerated and outrageous Chu Han's goal was.

DeAndre Jordan committed a real foul.

After repeated confirmation by the three referees on the scene, Chu Han's goal was finally valid for two points. At the same time, he had to stand on the free throw line and get an extra penalty opportunity!

"WTF?"

On the floor, Little Jordan's mind was still buzzing.

The Clippers' medical staff rushed up and asked a bunch of questions.

"It seems that the Clippers' medical staff are worried that DeAndre suffered a concussion due to Chu Han's deduction!"

The commentator on the scene calmed down and analyzed: "We watched the replay of this ball, and De Andre's fall was indeed solid.

Jordan hit the ball so hard.

Just watching the replay makes people feel like their heads hurt.

The impact of the head and the floor was so immersive!

In the end, the Clippers' medical staff took Jordan back to the locker room for further examination for safety reasons.

If he had a concussion and still stayed on the court to play, there's no telling what would happen.

The game was interrupted for a short time due to this brief episode, which also gave the fans a chance to buffer.

Chu Han's dunk just now had a huge visual impact.

Coupled with the drama of Jordan falling to the ground hard, fans will really be overwhelmed for a while.

Therefore, the time it took for Jordan to be taken away by the Clippers medical staff just gave the fans time to recover.

They also have to thank DeAndre Jordan.

This concussion couldn’t have come at a better time!

"Huh~"

When the game resumed, Chu Han, who stood on the free throw line, made some adjustments.

The next moment, the fans who had recovered from their emotions gave a thunderous MVP call to Chu Han on the free throw line.

Amid the cheers of MVP, Chu Han steadily hit the penalty area and completed 2+1!

"beep!"

Clippers coach Doc Rivers on the sidelines unexpectedly requested the tenth timeout of the game after Chu Han made the free throw.

This pause is also confusing to shout out.

Although the two sides fought fiercely in the opening stage, each had a dunk.

But the game has just started two rounds, no more than 2 minutes.

Calling a timeout so early?

What kind of medicine is Coach Rivers selling in this gourd?

In fact.

Rivers' call for a timeout was very particular.

On the one hand, Chu Han's opening dunk was too terrifying.

The mentality of the Clippers players has been affected to some extent.

The team's coaching staff must provide psychological counseling to the players, which will greatly affect the subsequent competition state.

on the other hand.

The results of Jordan's concussion test have not yet come out, and the Clippers lost a general inside the game at the beginning.

The team's tactical arrangement must also make corresponding changes.

Picking up the tactical board, Doc Rivers subconsciously looked at the other half of the court, where Knicks No. 7 was walking back to the bench.

Chu Han is truly a god!

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