National Luck: Martial Arts is at the Bottom? I Am Full Of Power With One Click
Chapter 9 The Worst Hacking Of Old Wang Next Door
"If you don't guess wrong, this person is right and wrong."
"I didn't expect that the casino I was looking for was the one where he was sold, and the time is today."
"If it's really early, it's better to come by coincidence."
"With him here, my plan will be easily realized."
Guessing the identity of the person in the altar, Zhang Chuyun was a little surprised.
This is simply an assist delivered to the door.
But unlike him, countless Kyushu netizens wanted to scold their mothers.
Time back to half a minute ago.
【Zhang Chuyun leaves for the palace to be a eunuch】
When Zhang Chuyun was invited out of the single room by the servants of the gambling shop, a topic on the hot search lists of Bluestar's major online platforms began to climb crazily, and it became the number one in the blink of an eye.
The main event that countless people have been "looking forward to" is finally about to begin.
But after many people clicked into Zhang Chuyun's live broadcast room, they were frightened and threw away their mobile phones or tablets at the first time, accompanied by a voice: "I'm going!!!"
Daming enforced a curfew, no pedestrians went out in the whole city after 15:50, and there were no lights in many places. On a night without stars or moon, you can hardly see your fingers.
After Zhang Chuyun left the restaurant, he entered a dark street, with only two lanterns hanging on the donkey cart, barely illuminating the environment within a few meters.
Under such circumstances, a human head suddenly sticks out from a huge wine jar, and its appearance is very miserable. Can it not be frightened?
Only Zhang Chuyun had a premonition of something the first time he saw the wine jar, and he didn't feel it.
"Taoist, please sit down!"
The strong man sitting on the back of the donkey pointed to a futon on the carriage frame.
"Thank you."
Zhang Chuyun climbed straight into the car, sat cross-legged on the futon, and closed his eyes.
As for the jar and the people in it, he didn't seem to see it.
The scene fell silent for a while.
But the audience in the live broadcast room was very uneasy.
"Mist grass, I thought I was watching a ghost movie."
"It's too exciting at night."
"What the hell is this sudden human head?"
"My husband can't take it anymore, so he hid under the bed wrapped in a quilt, leaving me alone."
"Upstairs, I have eight pack abs, I can do it!"
"roll."
"I just want to say, Zhang Chuyun, danger! danger! danger!"
"My big brother is ready!"
"..."
Zhang Chuyun noticed the content on the bullet screen, and said silently in his heart: "This man must be sold to the palace as a eunuch because he owes money to the gambling house and has not paid."
"If you owe money, you will be sold to the eunuch?" Some people find it incredible.
"It's better for us to be modern." Someone sighed.
But soon he was scolded.
"In modern times, fewer families have been ruined because of gambling?"
"In order to pay back the money, there are also many people who sell their wives and daughters."
"It's better to go to the palace and be a eunuch, because I'm hurting myself!"
"..."
Seeing the audience want to argue.
At this time, the strong man driving the donkey in front of Zhang Chuyun took the initiative to say: "Taoist, this boy's father owes us three hundred taels of money in the gambling house, and he agreed to come and redeem him under the curfew, otherwise we will let us deal with it."
"Now, he and you are a place to go."
"It's only natural to pay off debts, I can understand that." Zhang Chuyun responded.
In his heart, he shouted in the live broadcast room: "Everyone has seen how accurate my calculations are."
Audience: ? ? ?
"I have seen it, the fortune teller Zhang Chuyun, pass it on."
"I have seen it, God forget it Zhang Chuyun, pass it on."
"Knowledge. Divine calculation? Zhang Chuyun, biography."
"Foretelling? Zhang Chuyun? Pass!"
"Zhang Chuyun is not a fortune teller."
"666!"
"..."
"I'm telling the truth, why don't you believe me?" Zhang Chuyun's helpless voice sounded.
The audience were all happy.
Believe you, when we are fools?
At this time, Cheng Zhengfei, who was trapped in the jar, could no longer see the gambling house, and finally couldn't help but said:
"Big brother, two big brothers, where are you taking me? Why are you putting me in a wine jar? How uncomfortable it is."
"Shut up, you'll know when you get there!" The strong man sitting behind hit Cheng Fei's head.
Seeing a response, Cheng Shifei immediately said: "Brother, my father will pay back the money, can you wait another day?"
The strong man ignored him.
Cheng Shifei immediately said again: "Oh, I'm old, rough, thick, and smelly, and it's not good to make meat buns, and I'm a man, so I can't be sold to a brothel, no one will want me."
Hearing his words, the two strong men did not respond, and the audience in Zhang Chuyun's live broadcast room laughed.
"Is the old butt smelly good? I learned it, I learned it."
"Can't men be sold to brothels? Zhang Chuyun sneered."
"Zhang Chuyun: It's not that men can't be sold, they just have to look good."
"Zhang Chuyun: I am the man who can go to Lichun Courtyard to compete with Qinhuai Bajue on the same stage."
"Don't blame him, he just has self-knowledge."
"Zhang Chuyun: Lao Tzu is beautiful."
"..." The corners of Zhang Chuyun's eyes twitched.
For the sake of faith, I will bear it!
"Please let me go, two big brothers!"
Cheng Shifei said a lot and begged in various ways, but the two strong men remained unmoved.
Feeling bored, he changed direction and asked Zhang Chuyun, "Hey, Brother Dao, do you know where we are going next?"
He remembered what the big man in front had said to Zhang Chuyun just now.
This Taoist priest who can move freely has the same destination as him.
Zhang Chuyun opened his eyes and said, "That is a treasured place on earth where you can live and eat for the rest of your life, and you can be accompanied by golden branches and jade leaves, and even live with different beauties under the same roof every day."
Netizens:?
"Brothers, I can't think about it anymore. It's the first time I know that being a eunuch can be described like this."
"Hiss, as expected of Zhang Chuyun, a modern poet, even a eunuch can say that he is so distinctive."
"Pfft, I don't know, I thought I was going to be the emperor."
"This day is so fragrant, it makes me..."
"The people upstairs are ruthless."
"Hahaha, look, that person in the jar is stupid."
Cheng Shifei was really dumbfounded.
"No, Brother Dao, are you sure we are going to the same place?"
If you owe money to the casino, can something good happen?
"Don't worry, you are indeed going to the same place."
It was the strong man behind him who answered yes and no, and said with a suppressed smile: "This Taoist's description is also correct."
"There is no such cheap thing in the world. My mother taught me that there will be no pies in the sky." Cheng Shifei expressed his disbelief and continued to chatter.
But the strong man didn't bother to talk to him anymore.
"Oh, I see, you are with them!"
After talking for a while, Cheng Shifei suddenly thought of something, looked at Zhang Chuyun with contempt and said, "You two are bright and the other is dark, and you are afraid that I will escape, right?"
"Good calculation, good idea!"
Zhang Chuyun: "..."
Two strong men: "..."
Netizens: "Hahaha!"
"Let me tell you the truth." Seeing that the three of them were silent, Cheng Shifei thought he had guessed right, so he changed his plan and said, "I don't have any strong points, but I'm very effective at cursing people. People who have been cursed by me must be will be unlucky."
The three still did not speak.
Cheng Shifei cursed on his own: "It hurts when you stand up, marrying a wife is like a pig, cutting off children and grandchildren, giving birth to children is like chickens and dogs, like dogs, but not human!"
puff~
Countless netizens laughed: "Poison!"
"It's poisonous!"
"Too poisonous!"
"There is a question. They are all cut off from their children and grandchildren. How can they be like chickens, dogs, and people when they have children?"
"Come on, there are honest people upstairs, bully him!"
".."
The same question was also asked by the strong man sitting behind Cheng Shifei.
Cheng Shifei rolled his eyes and said, "It was born by stealing a man."
Countless netizens laughed: "Hahaha!"
"Then according to what you say, it doesn't matter if you look like a chicken or a dog?" The strong man replied a little naively.
The corner of Zhang Chuyun's mouth twitched.
"The thinking is clear!"
"Watson, you have discovered your blind spot."
"This brother 666!"
"The old Wang next door was hacked the worst time!"
"..."
At this moment, Cheng Shifei said disdainfully, "Brother, if you really want to look like a dog, it's not exactly like you."
This is the connotation that this strong man is a dog's leg.
"Look for a fight!"
The strong man punched Cheng Shifei on the neck, and he passed out immediately.
Netizens were completely blown up.
"Are you sure these two people aren't talking about cross talk?"
"Join the Deyun Club."
"I can't live laughing, I really can't live laughing, brothers!"
"This dude is too funny."
"Why did the painting style change when I came to Zhang Chuyun's live broadcast room?"
Di Yang: "Be willing to be inferior, you come to sit on the top spot in the variety show industry."
"..."
The corners of Zhang Chuyun's mouth curled up slightly.
With this enthusiasm, the zero point of faith can't be harvested?
After Cheng Shifei passed out, the rest of the journey was quiet, but the netizens were very lively.
Zhang Chuyun remained silent.
About a quarter of an hour later, the donkey cart heard the entrance of a side door in the Forbidden City.
"Who is coming!"
A guard with a knife stepped forward to inquire.
"Send someone to the prince!"
After the two strong men showed their tokens, the donkey cart entered the palace smoothly and came all the way to a side hall.
There are already people waiting here.
Cheng Shifei was splashed with cold water and woke up slowly.
Looking at the unfamiliar environment around him, he subconsciously asked, "Where is this place?"
"In the palace!" Zhang Chuyun replied.
"In the palace? What palace?"
"The Forbidden City."
"Forbidden City... Daming Palace?"
"Um!"
"What did you send me here for?"
Zhang Chuyun looked at it with a half-smile, and asked back: "This is the territory of King Daming, we are ordinary people, and we are men, what are you talking about coming here?"
What are you doing here?
"Anyway, it's impossible to put a hat on the king!"
Cheng Shifei responded casually, and then suddenly reacted: "Wucao, could it be that I was sold into this place to be a eunuch!?"
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