National Games Escape: A Perspective On The Opening, Taking Reba To Eat Chicken

When the mechanical tone in the sky falls.

Reba, Zhang Dapao, who was training, Lin Tian who was sleeping, and players from other countries gradually floated upward.

Finally disappeared into the clouds.

At the same time, a live broadcast room of the National Games appeared on the global Internet.

The live broadcast room screen is divided into 600 sub-screens.

Each screen shows the real-time dynamics of a player.

Netizens can view it at will.

At this moment, because the game has not started yet, the high-definition color portrait of the contestant is displayed on the screen... No, no, no, it's an avatar.

And the personal information of the players is noted.

Many sharp-eyed Chinese netizens found the live broadcast rooms of Reba, Zhang Dapao, and a Chinese player named Lin Tian among these 600 live broadcast rooms.

Netizens are already familiar with Reba and Zhang Dapao.

But for this Lin Tian, ​​they are hens.

Most Chinese netizens chose to flock to Lin Tian’s live broadcast room to find out.

【Player: Lin Tian】

【Sex: Male】

[Age: 24 years old]

[Social identity: Unemployed gaming otaku who likes to play chicken games. 】

"It's over! He's a game nerd!"

"I guess he is even worse than Zhang Dapao! Zhang Dapao has been a soldier after all!"

"A gamer joins a battle royale? Can he run? The country of China is in danger!"

"Why doesn't Lin Tian get in touch with the country? It would be great if he received one hour of emergency training!"

"The information says that he is a game geek. So I estimate that he is probably sleeping."

"How can he sleep at his age?"

For a time, there were a lot of voices criticizing Lin Tian on the Chinese Internet.

As the saying goes, if you don't work hard, you won't be lazy; if you specialize, you won't have a good eye.

Lin Tian is a game geek, everyone recognizes him.

But it doesn’t make sense if you don’t get in touch with the national level and don’t receive emergency training.

This is a major event related to the destiny of the country. How could something go wrong at this juncture?

Many netizens believe that Lin Tian will be eliminated soon.

However, this is no wonder Lin Tian.

Who would have thought that they could really be chosen?

It can only be said that Lin Tian has a big heart. Even if it is raining and cloudy outside, he can still fall asleep soundly.

Not long after, the country established a live broadcast commentary column for the National Games.

Considering that this is a battle royale that is more game-oriented, the country appointed Sister Zhou, one of the top e-sports ladies, as the female host.

Moreover, the director of the Bureau of War and Negligence was invited as a special guest.

To popularize knowledge about firearms, weapons, war, survival, etc. to netizens across the country.

In addition, there is another uninvited guest: short and tight.

"Hello everyone, I will be hosting the National Games live commentary column next."

At this moment, Sister Zhou looked at the live broadcast camera and said a little shyly.

Although she is known for being unrestrained in her usual live broadcasts.

But in this kind of large-scale live broadcast to the whole country, it seems a bit coy.

Sister Zhou raised her hand and pointed to the seat on the right hand side and introduced.

"This is the bureau chief. Netizens should be more familiar with him than I am, so I won't introduce him much."

"Haha... Good afternoon, friends." The old man from the bureau said hello to the camera kindly.

"This fat man wearing black-rimmed glasses is Mr. Xiao Daqian." Sister Zhou pointed to Xiao Daqian on the left hand side.

As soon as this was said, netizens burst into laughter.

"Short and tight: Girl, can you be polite? Just call me fat when you come up?"

"Sister Zhou is awesome. She speaks rudely but also rationally. I like your hosting style."

"Yes, the more formal it is, the less fun it is."

"High heels, tight pants, my name is Sister Zhou, please remember (dog head)"

"Upstairs, let's play, let's make trouble, don't make fun of Sister Zhou (dog head)"

"Sister Zhou is quite pretty, but it's a pity that her mouth is open (black face)"

"Sister Zhou, are you selling the black silk stockings you are wearing on your legs?"

At this moment, Xiao Dagen was a little unhappy when he heard that Sister Zhou called him fat when he came up.

With a tingling sound, he opened the folding fan in his hand and pretended to fan himself.

Her long hair was blown around by the wind.

Just like a long-haired wild boar.

This scene was immediately witnessed by tens of millions of netizens.

"What the hell? Who is this damn fat guy? He's so good at pretending to be on horseback?"

"Use a fan to fan yourself in the middle of winter? You're trying to show off, right?"

"This short, tight, and tight man is well-known to the public! Why did the country invite this person?"

"Made, looking at this damn fat man makes me sick."

"It's okay, let's see Sister Zhou."

"It's okay, I'll take a look at the seats."

"Please put a mosaic on Audajin. I'm afraid it will affect your appetite."

at the same time.

There is a mechanical tone sound in the sky again!

[The National Games Battle Royale officially begins! 】

[600 players are on the plane! 】

【The plane has taken off! 】

As soon as the words fell!

The images on the three big screens behind Sister Zhou changed and were no longer the mugshots of the three contestants Lin Tian.

Instead, it becomes a scene inside the cabin of a giant airplane.

The plane cabin was as far as the eye could see, with people sitting everywhere.

There are white pigs.

There are little black ones.

There are also yellow people.

They come from 200 countries around the world.

The sound of the buzzing jet engines was deafening.

On the other hand, Lin Tian, ​​Reba, and Zhang Dapao were sitting side by side.

They were almost naked.

In addition to necessary underwear and bras.

All that's left is the belt around the waist and the parachute backpack on the back.

Originally, the audience's focus was on Reba wearing a bikini.

But...many sharp-eyed netizens suddenly discovered: Lin Tian's head drooped, hanging near his chest.

like a statue.

"Why doesn't player Lin Tian move at all?"

"Could he be dead?"

"It's over, it's over! One of them died when we came up!"

"No wonder Lin Tian couldn't get in touch with the country! It turns out he died suddenly while playing a game!"

"Pass it down, Lin Tian died suddenly."

"Hey, hey! Don't spread rumors!"

At this moment, Sister Zhou and the bureau chief were also looking at Lin Tian's live broadcast.

In the picture, Lin Tian was motionless.

The boss looked solemn.

Xiao Daqing sneered.

On the other hand, Sister Zhou shouted:

"Has it become a box before you even skydive?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Sister Zhou realized: It’s broken!

We are hosting a show!

Don't be too loud-mouthed.

"Ahem...I think...Lin Tian may have fallen asleep?" Sister Zhou said.

Sister Zhou finished her words.

Lin Tian woke up.

He stretched lazily and took a nap.

"Holy crap! I've definitely opened my mouth!"

"Did you see that? He's sleeping!"

"He's awake now!" Sister Zhou shouted again.

Seeing Lin Tian wake up, tens of millions of Chinese netizens breathed a sigh of relief.

"I'm shocked! It turns out he's not dead."

"Is this person Sleepy Mengzi?"

"Sure enough, Lin Tian missed the opportunity to contact the country because he slept."

"Oh! I wasted my time sleeping! I missed the training! The dragon country is in danger!"

"Training has a purpose! You might as well sleep! At least you can replenish your energy!"

"Upstairs, what you said is wrong. Even if the training camp has a bad use, at least it still has a bad use!"

"Upstairs, you knocked me out."

At this moment, on the plane.

Lin Tian rubbed his eyes and looked around.

"Ah? Where is this?"

"Why am I on a plane?"

"I must have gotten excited."

After saying that, Lin Tian fell down and fell asleep again.

Sister Zhou: OO

Seat: OO

Chinese netizen: OO

Reba:...

At this moment, Reba's face could be described as dark.

She was just about to communicate with Lin Tian and get to know him.

After all, from now on, the three of us are teammates and must take care of each other and skydive together.

Who would have thought that he would wake up and fall asleep again!

"Hey... Reba, let's choose a skydiving location first."

"We'll wake him up after we've made our choice."

"He's probably too sleepy."

After saying that, the chubby Zhang Dapao silently opened the map and analyzed the skydiving location.

At this moment, in the aircraft cabin, many athletes from other countries began to skydive.

There are more and more empty seats in the huge airplane cabin.

Skydiving first means landing first and being able to search for equipment first.

At this moment, the somewhat naive Zhang Dapao handed the battle royale map to Reba, scratching his head while explaining:

"The route is from east to west."

"The first thing we flew over was an island called Erangel."

"The route will pass through M City, Farm, P City, G Town..."

"I think we can dance to G-town."

"G town is not big, but it is not small either. It is enough to support the three of us."

After hearing Zhang Dapao's analysis, Reba nodded and said:

"Yeah! Just do as you say!"

After saying that, Reba turned to look at Lin Tian, ​​who was sleeping soundly.

He stretched out his green-white jade fingers, touched Lin Tian's head, and said softly:

"Mr. Lin Tian, ​​the route will pass through G town soon."

"Wake up, get ready to skydive."

Saying that, Reba shook Lin Tian.

Such an intimate gesture immediately made those hot fans jealous.

"I admit I'm sore! Reba actually touched his head!"

"This kid is so blessed, oh my god!"

"Damn it, why wasn't I the one who was touched?"

"Reba is so gentle! Is it because Lin Tian is more handsome?"

"I suspect Lin Tian is pretending to be asleep to get Reba's idea!"

At this moment, Sister Zhou saw that Reba had not been able to wake up Lin Tian, ​​so she cried out anxiously:

"Damn it! Reba, haven't you eaten?"

"You can't shake anyone awake?"

"Stop him!!!"

boom! ! !

As soon as these words came out, it was like thunder!

Netizens commented one after another!

"Hard enough!"

"666!"

"My dear, you are worthy of being Sister Zhou. You can even drive."

"What is a cow?"

"It's upstairs, children don't pry about adults' matters (dog head)"

"This is not the bus leading to kindergarten~"

"Sister Zhou, stop shouting, Reba won't be able to hear you."

At this moment, on the plane.

Lin Tian felt someone shouting in his ear:

"Skydiving, skydiving."

Lin Tian was in a daze, thinking he was playing a game.

Without saying anything, just press the F key!

Bang all of a sudden!

Lin Tian disappeared into the huge airplane cabin!

He jumped first.

Reba: OO

Zhang Dapao: OO

Chinese netizen: OO

"Holy shit! Does this Lin Tian know how to play?"

"Why did you skydive by yourself?!"

"This is a team game, oh my god!"

Sister Zhou was so angry that she beat the table while I kept making mistakes.

"What should we do now?"

"Do you need to dance with him?"

Reba was a little panicked and looked at Zhang Dapao.

"I don't know where he jumped."

"Let's go to G Town according to the old plan!"

"Look for him later!"

Zhang Dapao said.

"Well...that's all it can be..."

Reba nodded helplessly and cursed in his heart:

"This Lin Tian is really unreliable."