Naruto’s Strongest Gentleman Training System

This... It seems that I can only choose the last one. Although I don't know what the effect of super balsamic oil is, I think it shouldn't kill anyone.

Moreover, the position where he is now is right above the bath. If you act stealthily, no one will find out!

Do it when you think of it.

Wuyue quickly took out a uniquely shaped bottle from her carry-on ninja bag, and the bottle was filled with dark green, crystal clear liquid. This is the super wind oil that the system rewarded last time.

Fengyoujing is a must-have for almost every family in China in Wuyue's previous life. It can not only prevent mosquito bites, remove prickly heat and relieve itching, but also improve the effect of refreshing the brain.

However, once this thing touches the wound or the mucous membrane, it will give people a sense of excitement.

I remember that in my previous life, Wuyue had seen some anchors on the Internet, in order to gain attention, they personally demonstrated the scene where the wind oil essence was wiped off the body, and the expression could already be described by the word "miserable".

In Wuyue's hand, the bottle sent by the system even added the word "super" in front of the wind oil essence. What kind of effect will it have?

To tell the truth, even if it is clear that this is not kind. But Wuyue still had a little hope in her heart. Unscrew the cap and follow the hole in the ceiling. Drizzle down the essential oil.

"What's the matter? Why is the water green?"

"Damn! Someone must be doing a ghost!"

"Humph! Do you want to be scary? I...hush, woohoo!"

"Wow, my ass! My **** is on fire!"

"My God, my eyes!"

"It's hot, it's hot!"

"Chicken, the chicken is going to be broken!"

This wind oil is worthy of the super name, and only a few drops dyed the whole bath into dark green. Not only that, the effect of this wind oil essence was passed on after only a few seconds, and the whole bathroom was full of chickens flying and dogs jumping and ghosts crying.

Seeing this large group of people jumping up and down in the bathroom cleanly, and jumping back and forth, there is an indescribable comfort in my heart. Maybe this is the satisfaction after a successful prank? thin

Ma Dan, when did I become so nasty?

Wu Yue, who suddenly woke up, sank in her heart. Grass, it's all harmed by this dog system! Throwing the pot directly to a certain system, he turned his attention to the bathroom. "Sorry, I was forced too..." Before he could finish speaking, with a bang, a fireball suddenly exploded from under him.

A huge hole was pierced through the ceiling of the bathroom. Fortunately, Wuyue's reaction was fast enough to dodge in time.

In the bathroom, the blushing Matekai looked at Kakashi beside him in amazement, and said, "Well, are you ventilating this place? Ah, it's really comfortable to open the skylight."

"Idiot." Kakashi rolled his eyes and said, "There was someone there just now. It's probably the guy who drugged the bath. Unfortunately, he let him run away." As he spoke, he subconsciously touched his **** with his right hand. . Obviously, he was also caught.

"Run away?" The look of astonishment on Metkay's face was even greater. "No way... With such a sudden attack, can the other party escape?"

"No, I didn't hit him at all." Kakashi shook his head, his eyes hesitant.

That kind of reaction, that kind of speed, probably few people in Konoha can do it. And most of these people are powerful people, who would be bored to do such a thing?

Of course he didn't know that someone was so boring.

Swish.

The figure fell to the ground, Wuyue wiped the sweat that did not exist on her forehead, and said softly: "It's dangerous. This guy Kakashi is really keen enough. Well, but this wind oil essence...the strength is really strong. !" He took out the half bottle of super essential oil in his hand and sighed.

"Congratulations to the host for completing the options, reward each cultivation base for 50 days, and the dragon's growth cycle is five years."

"Show me the one in your hand."

At the same time as the system prompt sounded, a familiar voice that Wuyue did not expect resounded behind him.

Shocked!

At this moment, even Wuyue felt a chill down her spine and a feeling of hair standing on end. He turned his head stiffly, and what caught his eye was a bright red. "Sister Kushina... why are you here??"

"Why can't I be here?" Kushina sneered and asked back. "Why, are you panicking when someone finds out about the embarrassment?"

"What, what's the embarrassment?"

"I saw it all. From when you peeked lewdly from the roof..."

puff!

Wuyue trembled all over, and explained subconsciously. "That, that's not it! That's a men's bath!"

"I know it's a men's bath." Kushina raised her brows and said, "But that's what makes it even weirder, isn't it? You, you shouldn't be so perverted that you even changed your sexual orientation."

"No, this is absolutely not!" Wuyue quickly waved her hand and denied. "I like cute girls like Miss Sister, it's absolutely forbidden to do anything!"

Kushina's cheeks immediately turned red. The other party's words were like a sudden confession. However, she is still struggling with another thing, and she doesn't want to be confused by the other party's ecstasy soup. He immediately said with a cold face: "Stop talking nonsense and hand over the things in your hand!"

271 Sudden Heartbreak

(Everyone, happy new year!)

The twilight was like a large gray net, quietly falling down, covering the entire Konoha.

The sun shines its last rays on the branches of the forest, and the bright North Star gleams in the blue sky.

Through the gap in the woods, watching the sunset fall, restraining its brilliance. Leaving behind the clouds, he slipped to the horizon alone. It meets the sparkling river in the distance.

On this beautiful picture scroll, girls and boys stop by the river. The afterglow of the setting sun sprinkled on them, as if they were covered with a golden veil.

The girl looked absolutely beautiful, her scarlet hair draped behind her head like a waterfall. The boy is also extremely handsome, exuding a kind of heroic spirit all over his body.

Just looking at the picture, the scene seems to be very harmonious. The two siblings were completely integrated into their wonderful surroundings. But if you get closer and hear the conversation between the two, it will simply destroy the whole wonderful atmosphere.

"You said this thing is called Fengyoujing? Is it for repelling insects?" Jiu Xinnai shook the small bottle in his hand, narrowed his eyes slightly, stared at Wuyue and said, "Do you think I would believe such a statement?"

"Yes, it's true!" Wuyue explained helplessly. "This is really for deworming and refreshing."

"Then why did you take it to peek at the men's bathroom?" Kushina asked a very crucial question. "Besides, what are you saying about being strong enough?" She didn't know what to think, and her cheeks were flushed.

"That's because this wind oil essence is very irritating."

"Really?"

"Otherwise, what do you think it is?"

"A drug that makes people strange... I remember it was mentioned in Miyu's book."

puff! You shouldn't say it's an aphrodisiac! Mixi sister's book...why do you read that kind of stuff! Will teach you bad!

The corners of Wuyue's mouth twitched violently. He was about to remind the other party not to read those strange books, but at this time, his body was out of control again. "Baby, that's not what that medicine is like."

baby, baby?

Jiu Xin Nai was stunned and looked at Wu Yue in astonishment.

Hastily! You are here again, stop talking nonsense! Ma Dan, when will this **** punishment pass?

Although I was madly complaining in my heart, Wuyue was helpless. He could only watch helplessly as he was being manipulated. "Well, this is the medicine that makes people strange." From the ninja bag, he took out a handful of herbs.

hiss! This, isn't this the aphrodisiac medicine that Sazhi's mother gave him last time? Madan, I forgot about it!

Wuyue's heart is full of warning signs. Things have developed like this, which has completely exceeded his expectations.

After a moment of silence, Jiuxinai looked at Wuyue with strange eyes and asked, "You, you actually carry this kind of thing with you?"

"Well, that's true." Wuyue nodded and said, "However, only when I'm with you will I think of using it."

Can you stop this? This is so sexual harassment! Shut up, you bastard...

The ominous premonition in Wuyue's heart really came true. This dog day's system is not afraid of big things to watch the fun, and it will be yourself who will suffer at that time! Ma Dan, what a fool!

Of course, Kushina didn't know that this wasn't Wu Yue's original intention. Immediately, the teased cheeks blushed and said angrily: "Change, pervert! You are not allowed to think about it!"

"Yes, I'm a pervert." Wuyue stepped forward and grabbed Kushina's hands abruptly. "Seeing you, Miss, I can't help but want to pervert. I've been poisoned by you. There's no cure."

"You, why are you suddenly..." Jiuxinai had never heard such blatant love words, and was immediately overwhelmed with shame. The tone also became hurried. "That's so weird."

"No, I just can't stand it anymore." Affectionately, Wuyue squinted her eyes. "Miss, let's... get married!"

What a godly marriage!

Wuyue's heart is about to burst into flames... Is this Nima a divine turning point? You dog system, why do you even make a cameo as a lover? Please, don't hurt me again!

Eh?

Kushina was also stunned, staring at Wuyue in a stunned manner.

"Why, Miss, don't you want it?" She stretched out her hand and picked up the aphrodisiac herb, Wuyue said softly, "This bunch of flowers can fully represent my heart."

Kushina's whole body froze in place, staring blankly at the strange petals handed over by the other party.

Wuyue, who was possessed, did not mean to be shy at all. Staring straight at the girl opposite her, her expression was full of affection and comfort.

Wuyue herself can't stand it anymore. He has completely despaired of this mentally retarded system. It's okay to propose marriage, and using this aphrodisiac ingredient as a gift for the proposal, you are completely acting like a hooligan.

After an unknown amount of time, Kushina seemed to sort out her thoughts and let out a sigh of relief. He opened his mouth and said: "Wuyue, I understand your intentions. Actually, I also treat you... But it's not time yet, do you understand? I need a little time to recover from the incident of Minato's death."

Eh?

Wuyue, who originally thought that she would be attacked by a gust of wind 4.0 like rain, froze. Unexpected, completely unexpected! Accidentally hit and hit by some pit father system, but still let this young lady have a heart?

And this dog system unexpectedly released its control over his body at this time. Let Wuyue finally speak with her own consciousness: "It doesn't matter, I can wait... no matter how long."

"You're such a careless little brat." Jiuxinai suddenly sighed and said, "There are so many girls already with you. You're still trying to provoke me."

"I…"

"Okay, let's stop this topic. In the past two days, are you going out of the village to find Tsunade-sensei? Take me with you."

272 Unforgivable sins!

Two days later.

Wu Yue bids farewell to the girls of Konoha, and takes Kushina on a journey to find Tsunade.

Although for the past two years, the beautiful teacher has not had any contact with him. But Mute and Yuhika often have correspondence with him. Just two months ago, they had said that they would go to the land of soup in the near future, which also gave Wuyue a direction.

The country of soup is located in the northeast of the country of fire. It is not close to Konoha, and it is not far away. If you follow the walking speed of ordinary people, it will take about four or five days to walk from Konoha.

No matter Wu Yue or Kushina, they are naturally advanced ninjas far beyond ordinary people. If you go at full speed, I am afraid it will not take half a day to arrive. But because the time is not very rushed, the two of them are also leisurely and undisciplined. It's quite a bit of a stance of swimming in the mountains 07.

Rather than saying that they are on a mission, it is better to use a honeymoon to describe the state of the two at the moment. However, this honeymoon trip was a little scary for Wuyue.

"Ah, open your mouth." In a dense forest in the eastern suburbs of Tang Zhiguo, Jiuxinai narrowed his eyes, holding a spoon full of unknown sticky substance in his hand, and handed it to Wuyue's mouth. "Come on, I'll feed you."

"I, I'm full." Wuyue shook her head and tried to refuse: "I'm really full, Sister Jiuxinnai."

"Nonsense!" Jiu Xin Nai did not believe this at all, and said in a tough tone. "You only ate two bowls, how could you be full? Or, are you despising the mushroom porridge I cooked?"

"No, no! How is this possible!" A layer of sweat appeared on Wuyue's forehead. This kind of thing can never be admitted. "I've eaten two pieces of dry food before, and I'm not very hungry now."

He was obviously out of his mind. But this mushroom porridge tasted so weird, sour and bitter! Also very stubborn.

"Then I don't care, I cooked it for you on purpose." Jiuxinai snorted softly and said slyly. "You have to eat today, and you have to eat if you don't."

Sure enough, you are using me as your cooking tool! Don't be so good, you obviously don't have any cooking talent, why are you so persistent!

Wuyue complained in her heart, looking at the thick and sticky gruel, she felt nauseated for a while.

"Are you thinking of something bad?" Kushina suddenly approached him and glared at him.

This lady's dress is completely different from before. His loose hair was tied into a ponytail at the back of his head, and he was wearing a set of capable tights with a standard ninja vest over it. In her pretty appearance, she has a heroic spirit, like a female knight who is about to go to the battlefield.

As soon as she got so close, Wuyue was a little dumbfounded, with a silly expression on her face.

Kushina naturally also had a panoramic view of his strange appearance, and was excited in his heart, but on the surface he pretended to be embarrassed. "What are you looking at! I'm talking to you."

"Miss, you are so beautiful." Wuyue said truthfully. Anyway, there is no one around here, so he dared to be cheeky once. "Want to kiss."

"Bah, little pervert." Kushina spit at him, and her cheeks instantly turned red. "However, it's not impossible. As long as you are honest, eat them all!"

Uh.

Wuyue recovered from the state of confusion and love, looked at the porridge in the pot, and turned her eyes to Kushina. "Miss, can I refuse?"

"Okay." Jiuxinai smiled sweetly. "Then don't kiss anymore."

Wow, this is too cruel!

Wu Yue said it was simply unacceptable. If you can't kiss the little sister, you will die! And the consequences of drinking this pot of porridge... well. Although it may be difficult, it should not be the point of death.

After making a little trade-off between the two, Wuyue closed her eyes and swallowed the mushroom porridge in Kushina's spoon. Then, both hands held up the iron pot with the mushroom porridge.

"Idiot!" Kushina grabbed his wrist at this moment and said softly, "If you don't want to eat, don't force yourself!"

"But, I think..."

"Hmph, you little bastard."

Before Wu Yue could finish her words, she was interrupted by Kushina. She seemed to know what the other party wanted to say behind her, and rolled her eyes with a blushing face. "I know, you 920 just want to take advantage of me. You bastard!" Although she said so, she closed her eyes and raised her mouth, as if she was expecting something.

If Wuyue still doesn't understand at this moment, then it's no different from a fool. Suddenly there was a burst of joy in my heart. I can finally taste the fragrance of Miss Sister in an open and honest way! Immediately, without hesitation, he leaned over his mouth and stuck it on it.