Naruto Uzumaki: The New Naruto Uzumaki

Jiraiya

The Kyuubi in the inner space despised Naruto fiercely. Not only did he use it twice for free, but he also used it twice.

After Naruto and Ino left Konoha Hospital, they started dating. However, although it was a date, Ino actually took Naruto to the Ichiraku Ramen shop unilaterally.

Naruto, who was waiting for the meal, curiously asked Ino, “Shouldn’t we watch movies together, play together, go shopping together, buy things together, etc. on a date?” ”

Hmph… I’m here to accompany you after eating ramen. It’s not impossible!” Ino showed a sly look, looking like a little devil.

Naruto’s eyes moved around quickly without saying a word. After waiting for Ichiraku Ramen to arrive, he said, “Are you telling the truth? Ino, don’t you like Sasuke? Why are you dating me?” Ah!”

Although it was a question, Naruto had a certain answer in his heart. He knew that Ino didn’t really want to date him and must have other purposes.

Ino smiled reluctantly and asked: “Of course there are many reasons, Naruto, why did you suddenly become so powerful? You and Kakashi Jonin must have learned a lot of ninjutsu!” ”

Absolutely. , Ino, what do you like? Look, you know I like to eat Ichiraku Ramen. Ino, besides liking Sasuke, what else do you like?” Naruto now fully understood that Ino didn’t want to date him.

“Me, what do I like?” Ino pointed to herself, thought for a moment, gave Naruto a playful eyebrow, and leaned a little closer, “Guess, Naruto, guess what I like?”

Naruto ate Ichiraku Ramen leisurely and said with a smile: “Make up, flowers, friends, partners… Ino, you are either doing this for Sasuke or for your partner Shikamaru. A month from now, Shikamaru and I will be our rivals.” Oh, Ino, you dared to go on a date with me because of Shikamaru, right?” ”

You, how did you know??!” Ino asked in surprise.

Naruto’s face didn’t change much, and he said: “I guessed it, but Ino, even if I tell you my ability, Shikamaru still won’t be able to win in a month. When the strength is not at the same level, no one can win.” You want to break your scalp, but it’s just in vain!”

After Naruto finished eating Ichiraku Ramen, he stood up and waved his hand to Ino, “Thank you for the treat, Ino, goodbye, don’t forget to tell this to Shikamaru for me , I will not lose to the Chunin Exam in one month!”

After saying that, he left directly, leaving Ino alone, looking at Naruto’s back in a daze.

“I didn’t bite the bullet or hate dating you…” Ino felt misunderstood and muttered dissatisfied.

Suddenly, Ino looked at the empty bowl and was furious again, “No, ah ah… Damn Naruto, I didn’t ask anything. Damn it, you prostituted me for nothing again…”

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Another useless whoring for Ino made Naruto feel happy. I patted my belly and wandered around Konoha Village, paying special attention to places like bathhouses and hot springs.

Suddenly, while passing by a hot spring street, Naruto saw a peeping guy. The peeping guy had white hair, carried a huge scroll, and held something like a telescope, “Haha” with a lewd smile. .

“It’s him, the lustful immortal…” Naruto was about to do something, but suddenly his eyes calmed down.

“Yes, the third generation grandfather…” Naruto took a deep breath, exhaled slowly, and thought to himself: “Yes, if nothing changes, the third generation grandfather will die…”

Thinking of this possibility, Naruto originally wanted to The words of justice changed, and he whispered: “Wow, uncle, you are actually doing such exciting things…” Jiraiya

turned around slightly, and was startled when he saw Naruto. , “What? It turns out to be a kid. Go, go, go. This is an adult’s world, not for children to see…” ”

Tch, what do you know? You, a lecherous old man with white hair, are better than It’s the kind of beauty that is so smooth, with fabric, of course, and the looming beauty is the best!” Naruto slowly approached, and followed him to peek together, full of disdain.

Jiraiya’s face turned ugly, feeling that he had been underestimated. Just as he was about to do something, Naruto suddenly said in surprise: “Wow, this figure, this appearance, perfect score, this big sister is so beautiful!”

“What? There, where!” Jiraiya quickly came over.

Naruto smiled slightly, pointed to the location with one hand, and patted Jiraiya’s shoulder without trace with the other hand, and said, “Of course it’s there!”

Jiraiya’s face changed drastically, and with a swish, he disappeared. In front of Naruto’s eyes, the clothes left on the ground, as well as the scroll on his back, were directly sent away naked by Naruto’s Flying Thunder God Technique.

Naruto clapped his hands, took the clothes and the scroll left by Jiraiya, stood up and said with a smile: “Fortunately, the third generation grandfather told me before, the third generation grandfather asked me to leave a Flying Thunder God mark in the Hokage’s office. Outside the window, lustful immortal, I’m sorry, if you help, the third generation grandfather may not die, and can retire normally and take care of himself.”

After taking Jiraiya’s things and the scroll, Naruto said to the Hokage Building ran.

At this time, in the Hokage’s office at the top of the Hokage Building, Sarutobi Hiruzen was smoking a pipe and correcting documents. Suddenly, he heard movement outside the window, and Sarutobi Hiruzen quickly stopped what he was doing.

Jiraiya was hanging naked by the window at this time, with half of his body still exposed outside the window. Seeing Sarutobi Hiruzen, the two of them stared at each other.

The pipe in Hiruzen Sarutobi’s mouth fell on the table. He came back to his senses and pointed at Jiraiya, “You, you, you… Jiraiya, you are back… No, what’s going on with you? …”

“Old man, do you have any clothes!” Jiraiya had tears in his eyes. He returned to the village secretly and kept it secret from Sarutobi Hiruzen. Unexpectedly, as expected, the plan would never keep up with the changes.

“What extra clothes do I have here? Have you met Naruto?” Hiruzen Sarutobi roughly figured out the situation, as well as Naruto’s special flying thunder god technique, first Orochimaru, and now Jiraiya Fortunately, he had the foresight to tell Naruto in advance, so he didn’t let Naruto put the Flying Thunder God Mark into the septic tank.

“I wonder if Tsunade will be hit too!” Sarutobi Hiruzen thought suspiciously.

Sarutobi Hiruzen came back to his senses, looked at Jiraiya, and said: “Are you still going to crawl somewhere and let people passing by look at your butt?”

Jiraiya felt like he could slip into any crack in the ground at this time. After coming in dejectedly, he suddenly heard a fierce knock on the door, which startled Jiraiya, and he quickly used his transformation technique to turn into a toad.

“Grandpa Sandaime, I just met the one named Jiraiya among the three ninjas. Is he also a bad guy like Orochimaru? I saw that he peeped at the women’s bathhouse before, and when he wasn’t paying attention, he directly used the Flying Thunder God Technique. , was delivered to you, Third Generation Grandpa, have you subdued that lecherous old man?”

Naruto’s voice sounded outside the door, Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at the toad beside him, his eyes became even weirder, this Jiraiya It’s been years and it’s still the same, it hasn’t changed at all.

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