My wife is pregnant, my father is not me, I cut my adulterer with a knife, I haven't been pushed down the river, crossed, the Hokage world, I met Tsunade, and I have a one-night stand
! Don't ask why I can push down Tsunade, in fact, she drank too much and pushed me down
! Because I look too much like her deceased first love Kato Taka, no, it seems to be Kato Duan or something, I can't remember the specific name, anyway, it's Kato's family!
......
Konoha Village
Medical Room
"Tsunade-sama, you... You're pregnant... I'm pregnant!" a
female medical ninja with a Konoha forehead guard held the test sheet with trembling hands, and looked at the stunning beauty in front of her in disbelief.
"Xiao Yun, look at the good things you've done! I'm going to kill you!" An
earth-shattering voice sounded in the house, and the roof of the house was about to be lifted.
......
A handsome-looking man in the living area
of Konoha Village
was lying on the bed, the hara that flowed from the corner of his mouth soaked the pillow, and the expression on his face was arrogant for a while, lewd for a while, and the corners of his mouth were raised high for a while, and his mouth was still babbling.
It looks like a dream!
" Ya Ya Lu, Madara Uchiha, kneel down and shout Dad, hehe..."
"Between the Thousand Hands Pillar, you drag a yarn, your granddaughter is ridden by me
" "Come, Tsunade, lie down, let's put on a show for your grandfather
" "Kaguya, what are you staring at, sooner or later one day let you be a child's mother"
......
Dong
Just as Xiao Yun was dreaming, the door was kicked open, and he jumped up from the bed in fright.
The one who came was Tsunade who had a dewy relationship with him.。
"It's so late, you can't get up yet, you sleep and you are paralyzed!"
Tsunade ran towards Xiao Yun fiercely, and Xiao Yun was dizzy by Tsunade's shaking.
"Tsunade, if you have something to say, don't do it!"
Xiao Yun panicked, remembering that after the last time he and Tsunade finished up, the moment he woke up in the morning, Xiao Yun wanted to say something love, and then add another hour, however, Tsunade, who knew what was going on, also had this expression now, and he was almost not killed by her.
"It's all a good thing you did! The old lady is pregnant! I'm going to kill you"
Tsunade picked up Xiao Yun like a chicken, and looked at Xiao Yun with tears in his eyes, eager to eat him alive.
Boom
! Xiao Yun's eyes widened
, Tsunade is pregnant? Is it still mine? Is his marksmanship so accurate? Hit the target at one time? No, he hasn't let her get pregnant with his former wife for so long, and he has to rely on others to help! How can he just have Tsunade once?
When did his marksmanship become so accurate? Could it be that he awakened the golden finger in this aspect after crossing over?
"Tsunade, this is no joke, let's just do it once, think about it again, who are you still with during this time, I ......
about being a father" "Baga Ya Lu! Who are you and me?"
Before Xiao Yun finished speaking, Tsunade let out a shocking roar, smashing
Xiao Yun on the bed The
wooden bed
was suddenly smashed in two, Xiao Yun almost fainted in pain, and a mouthful of old blood sprayed directly to the ceiling.
"You remember for me, from today onwards, you are not allowed to say anything about this matter, and if you dare to reveal a word, I will kill
you" "Also, from today onwards, you will give me eight hours a day to practice ninjutsu, eight hours to practice physical arts, and eight hours to practice illusions
" "Graduate from Shinobi in one year, graduate from Nakashinobi in two years, become Shangnin in three years, become an elite Shinobi in four years, and become a Hokage in five years"
Poof
Xiao Yun squirted another mouthful of old blood to the ceiling, what
are you and me? Livestock? Twenty-four hours a day are spent on
cultivation! Genius? This cultivation plan is estimated to be that Madara Ye cried when he saw it, Shuimen had to cry to find Mommy when he saw it, and Uchiha Itachi had to carry a bucket and run away overnight when he heard it!
"Ah, Tsunade, can we still discuss this matter, after all, I was pushed by you that night, if it doesn't work, you can beat the child, I really ...... you plan"
Bang
Gang punched again, and yelled at Xiao Yun: "Discuss a fart! I don't want my child to have a waste father, just do as I say"
Puff
Xiao Yun felt that the blood was no longer enough to vomit, and looked at the woman in front of him with a resentful face, all kinds of fantasies about her when he watched Naruto in the past came to naught.
If it was possible to go back to that night, I would have drawn a knife and chopped her, and I would not have taken her.
However, then again, my Xiao Yun has a future! Mom and Dad
, our Xiao family has a future,
but unfortunately I can't take it home to show you.
"Follow me!"
Tsunade picked up Xiao Yun and jumped out of the window, followed by a few jumps and came to a large wasteland behind Konoha Village.
"Tsunade, can't you slow down?"
Xiao Yun vomited for a while, jumping up and down so much that he vomited out all the things he ate last night.
"From now on, you will train me well, if I find out that you are lazy, hum ......"
After drinking
, Tsunade slammed his fist to the ground
, and there was a loud bang, and in an instant, the dust was flying, flying sand and stones, and after the dust settled, I saw a huge pit appear in front of Xiao Yun.
"Now start training the chakra perception ability, sit cross-legged for the old lady, don't move! Move, the old lady will burst your eyes
" "Seriously perceive the chakra in the air, this time tomorrow, if you can't feel the chakra, I will castrate you!"
Tsunade roared angrily, Xiao Yun was frightened, and immediately sat cross-legged.
I'm a child's father, is it so hard to give me soft food?"
"Report to Tsunade-sama, I want to urinate" "Hold it, I can't hold it back, I'll pee on my body
" "Report to Tsunade-sama, there are mosquitoes sucking my blood, I want to scratch it", "Let it suck, don't suck it dry, don't move
" "Report to Tsunade-sama, I..."
"Shut up
"
......
......
......
"
Tsunade-sama, are you really planning to give birth to a child?"
said Tsunade's personal guard Mute.
Tsunade exhaled, his beautiful face was full of sadness, his eyes were complicated to look up at the bright moon hanging in the sky, and muttered to himself: "Broken, I'm sorry, I'm pregnant with someone else's child, after all, that person is too much like you!
"I should be able to understand it!Tsunade-sama, after the child is born, do you plan to be with Xiao Yun?"
Shizune looked at Tsunade suspiciously.
"I..."Tsunade stopped talking, a trace of crimson flashed on his face, and after a long time, he said: "It should be, after all, he is the child's father, I just hope he can understand me, and become stronger quickly
" "In this troubled world, no strength means death at any time, I really don't want my child to grow up without his father's care!"
......
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