Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

Konoha, underground base.

"Your new team members are leaving, Captain Minotaur." Kushina pointed at the figure in the monitor and said in a teasing tone: "Do you think they are really qualified for this job?"

"It's just a simple weapon test." Yifeng responded calmly.

"Tsk tsk, you actually used the team members who have a crush on you as weapon test subjects." Kushina smacked her lips and said, "You are becoming more and more like Captain Aizen in Soul Society."

"But Captain Aizen definitely wouldn't like his classmate's mother." Mrs. Mikoto suddenly spoke.

"Hahahaha, they are different in this regard." Kushina laughed out loud and said, "That Aizen prefers boys who have been raised since childhood to women."

"Ichimaru Gin, right?"

"Yes! It's a pity that it didn't work out!"

"How could it work out? That's a hot-blooded boy manga, not a rotten girl manga." Yifeng's mouth twitched slightly.

"It's not a big deal, as long as we can make a pair." Kushina waved her hand and said indifferently: "Since I watched Magical Girl Uchiha Madara, I have become less and less picky about this kind of thing."

"That means you are already going further and further down the path of perversion, Teacher Shinnako." Yifeng complained.

Click.

Kushina, wearing lace-edged long gloves, grabbed both sides of Yifeng's face and said angrily: "From now on, you are not allowed to call that damn pen name again!"

"Hahaha, I didn't expect that you would have a day of breaking down." Mrs. Mikoto laughed happily.

"Who can tolerate this crappy pen name!" Kushina took a deep breath and said with an unhappy face: "If it really gets out, how can I, Kushina, survive in the ninja world in the future?"

"It doesn't matter, everyone only knows Teacher Shinnako." Mrs. Mikoto said with a suppressed smile.

"Shut up too!" Kushina rolled her eyes and looked at Yifeng, saying, "It's all your fault, you little bastard, what the hell is Shinnako!"

"Actually, I just had a sudden thought." Yifeng raised his hands in surrender.

"Is your second mysterious friend really out of touch now?" Kushina took the initiative to change the subject.

"No, but it's good." Yifeng shook his head and said lightly, "It's annoying to have that kind of online friend."

The second mysterious friend was added when we had the New Year's Eve dinner last night. He said, "How can a random cultivator be my friend?"

Yifeng instantly understood the identity of this guy, a golden pickup truck from a certain Type-Moon world.

After sending a few messages to each other, both sides soon felt that they were not on the same page.

In this case, there was no need to contact each other again, and a wave of mutual deletions brought this short awkward chat to an end.

"Xiyan and the others have already gone up the mountain." Mrs. Misaka whispered.

Fire Country, Luoxia Mountain.

Uzuki Yugao, who was wearing the clothes of the Anbu, felt a cold breath, and the expression under the mask showed a little solemnity and said: "Hayate, do you feel anything wrong?"

"It's a little chilly." Moonlight Hayate responded, saying: "But considering that it's just the beginning of spring and our relationship in the mountains, it doesn't seem to be abnormal?"

"No, this breath is not naturally cold." Uzuki Yugao frowned and said: "It's more like man-made... Who?!" His eyes suddenly looked to the side, and the ninja sword behind him was unsheathed.

"Hehehe, don't be nervous." A familiar voice sounded, and Mitarashi Anko walked out of the bushes with her hands raised. "One of us."

In addition to her, there was also Yuhi Kurenai with an awkward smile on her face.

"You two..." Mao Yue Xi Yan frowned and said, "I was wondering why there was such a cold feeling. It turns out that it was you, the snake girl, who was causing trouble."

"Snake girl?" Hong Dou showed a rather dissatisfied expression on her face and said, "Hey, isn't your nickname a bit too much?"

"Have you been following us?" Mao Yue Xi Yan asked indifferently.

"How could it be? I saw it halfway! Anyway, there is nothing to do during the New Year, so I brought Hong to see the heroic figure of our Minotaur Captain."

"That's our captain. You are no longer a member of the Anbu."

"It's not a big deal. I can continue to be one!"

...

Mao Yue Xi Yan was so embarrassed by this woman's shamelessness that she didn't know what to say. The corners of her mouth under the mask twitched fiercely.

"As you can see, Captain Yifeng did not go out today." Moonlight Gale stepped forward and said gently, "It's just an ordinary reconnaissance mission. We don't think it's necessary to trouble the captain."

"Reconnaissance mission?" Hongdou raised an eyebrow and asked in confusion, "I remember there were only a few bandit camps here. Weren't they eliminated some time ago?"

"Originally, it was like this, but a few days ago,"There are terrible rumors about white ghosts." Mao Yue Xi Yan breathed a sigh of relief and said lightly: "Several caravans were attacked, and even the caravan guards were scared crazy."

"Ghost?" Hongdou was full of surprise.

"We suspect it is some kind of scare illusion." Moonlight Gale said.

"Oh, it just so happens that I brought an illusion master with me!" Hongdou patted her best friend Xi Ri Hong on the shoulder and smiled: "Since you are here, let us help and take a look together."

"This is the task of our Anbu, not a game of playing house!" Mao Yue Xi Yan's forehead was bulging with blue veins, and said: "Sister Hongdou, you should still remember the Anbu rules, don't make it difficult for us!"

"What does it matter? The rules are for the dead and the living."

"What help are you talking about? I think you just want to get a good impression in front of Captain Yi Feng! Contain it, you dead shotacon! "

"Hehe, don't you think..."

"Be careful!"

Before Hongdou finished her words, a terrifying white sickle suddenly slashed towards her back. Fortunately, Mao Yue Xi Yan reacted quickly enough and pulled her away at the critical moment.

"This, this is..."

"What monster?"

The owner of the white claws is a strange creature with a body length of more than two meters, similar in appearance and form to a mantis, but covered with white bones.

"Is this the white ghost they are talking about?" Yue Guang Ji Feng said with a shocked expression.

"It's coming, get out of the way!" Xi Ri Hong loudly issued a warning, and her hands also formed a seal at this time.

Water escape·Water impact!

Opened his mouth and spit out a huge ball of water.

Bang.

The water ball hit the mantis monster, sending its body flying several meters away. But the mantis monster quickly stood up again, waving its sickle-shaped forelimbs and flying towards the few people.

"So fast! "Moonlight Gale took a breath and raised his sword to block.

Dang.

Sparks flew everywhere, and Moonlight Gale gritted his teeth to block the attack of the mantis monster.

Snake Binding Technique!

Hongdou threw out long snakes from his sleeves and bound the lower body of the mantis monster tightly.

Take advantage of this opportunity.

Uzuki Yugao clenched the long sword in his hand and slashed at the slender neck of the mantis monster.

Puff.

The mantis monster's head flew into the sky with one cut.

"Win, win!" Moonlight Gale wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and panted, "What on earth is this thing?"

"It doesn't look like a natural creature." Hongdou squatted in front of the mantis monster and gently poked its head with his fingers. "Is someone conducting some kind of taboo experiment here? "

After the words fell, no response was heard.

Turning his head to look at his companions, he found that each of them was staring blankly into the depths of the dense forest.

Hongdou also turned his head curiously, and what came into his eyes was a series of flashing white figures...