Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

Dark cave.

Obito, wearing a yellow mask with black stripes, paced back and forth on the steps, looking a little anxious.

"Don't worry, A-Tu!" Seeing this, a White Zetsu standing at the bottom of the steps couldn't help but let out a sharp laugh, and slowly said: "I believe that you will be able to meet your beloved Lin again soon."

This White Zetsu looks very unusual, its entire face is twisted in a spiral shape. The body lines are completely different from other White Zetsu, and it is an "elite monster" visible to the naked eye.

This thing is Uzumaki White Zetsu, or you can call it "A Fei".

Unlike the clones of the White Zetsu body, it was truly created by Uchiha Madara through the Outer Path Demon Statue combined with Hashirama's chakra.

Its strength is far superior to that of the White Zetsu body, and its personality is more anthropomorphic than that of the White Zetsu.

Its original intention was to comfort Obito, but it didn't expect that its flattery would hit the horse's leg. The masked man's eyes suddenly turned to it, and he vented his emotions: "How many times have I told you not to call me that ridiculous name again!"

"Ah, but..." Ah Fei felt a little aggrieved. This name was clearly what he had been using since he first met Obito.

"No buts!" Obito said in a cold and condescending voice: "I am no longer the foolish boy you knew at the beginning. Don't talk to me in such a slick tone."

A Fei opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but was stopped by Black Zetsu who was on White Zetsu. "Say less. Before seeing the corpse of Nohara Rin, this guy was a powder keg."

Do we really have no friendship?

Ah Fei fell into silence, and couldn't help but think of what the White Zetsu clone who called himself "007" said to him.

[In the eyes of Uchiha Madara, Obito, White Zetsu's original body and Black Zetsu, they are just dispensable tools. Even if they die for them, they won't get a single tear. 】

At that time, A Fei did not think deeply, but just thought that this "007" was very thoughtful and interesting.

It was not until now that it suddenly woke up.

"007" was right!

A Fei was a little discouraged, and stepped aside with his head down.

Neither the Black and White Zetsu nor Obito cared about its behavior. In their eyes, this whirlpool-faced A Fei has always been a model of psychopath. When Uchiha Madara was still alive, he was pissed off by it several times. No matter what kind of abnormal things this guy does, it is not surprising.

"Hello, everyone!"

A White Zetsu head suddenly emerged from the ground and greeted everyone, "I'm back!"

Obito's eyes lit up and he quickly said, "Is it done?"

"Well, two toads were created." White Zetsu 007 blurted out.

"What?" Obito obviously didn't hear it clearly.

"I mean, it's done." White Zetsu 007 looked a little nervous and slowly emerged from the ground. "The body of Miss Lin is here with me..."

It had never seen the power of the mirror flower and water moon, but in order to complete the task assigned by the leader, it still appeared in front of Obito.

"Rin!" Obito didn't care what it said at all, and rushed forward to hug the two toads, one big and one small, in the arms of White Zetsu 007.

Very hard, the two toads were squeezed so hard that their eyes rolled back.

Ah, this.

White Zetsu 007 was stunned by the scene in front of him, and he hadn't explained it according to the leader's words yet.

Looking around, he found that it was not only Obito himself... Even Black and White Zetsu looked at him holding the two toads without showing any abnormality.

My God!

Is this what the leader said, everything is under control?

Too domineering!

However, there is an exception among the people present, Uzumaki White Zetsu "Afei".

When attending the Akatsuki organization meeting, Black and White Zetsu and Obito both appeared, and they saw the liberation ceremony of "Mirror Flower and Water Moon" with their own eyes. Ah Fei didn't follow him, but he escaped.

At this moment, he looked at Obito holding the toad, warm and affectionate, and tilted his head for a moment, not quite understanding.

Is that toad Nohara Rin?

"A-Tu, are you..."

Ah Fei opened his mouth to correct, but was stared at by Obito's scarlet eyes. "I say again, don't use that stupid name again!"

His tone was cold, and Ah Fei could even feel that the other party had murderous intentions.

I treated him as a friend, but he really wanted to kill me?

Okay.

Thinking carefully, I helped Madara-sama to deceive him, so it's fair.

Ah Fei scratched his head, but still felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.

To be precise, it was very aggrieved!

It was more aggrieved than when he was caught peeping at Madara-sama's poop!

"I want to be alone with Rin for a while, and we'll talk about other things later." Obito said this coldly, holding the two toads in his arms and walked awayGo deep into the cave.

"Okay." Black and white Zetsu nodded and burrowed into the soil.

They are not interested in watching such boring and sad dramas. It is better to go and get more information.

Ah Fei sighed and was about to turn around and leave, and saw the white Zetsu who called himself "007" and a few younger brothers who were also white Zetsu clones quietly followed Obito into the inner room.

Obito, who was immersed in the reunion with his beloved girl, obviously did not notice this. After entering the inner room, he put the two toads on his bed and rubbed their skin like a lover.

"Everyone sees it now, is my new leader a god?" White Zetsu 007 squatted underground, pointed at the scene in front of him and said proudly: "A mere Mangekyō Sharingan is still being fooled!"

"Indeed, you are right." One of the white Zetsu clones nodded in agreement and changed the subject. "But I am more concerned about the five social insurances and one housing fund. Are they really there?"

"Hmph." White Zetsu 007 snorted and dug a hole in his chest to take out a pair of brand new sunglasses. "See? This is the reward for completing the task before."

"Hiss."

The White Zetsu clones around him took a deep breath, with envy visible on their faces. They would never dare to think of such a thing in their lives, even if they were rewarded for completing the task!

"And it's not just five social insurances and one housing fund."

White Zetsu 007 looked around, grinned and said lightly: "My leader also said! If all compatriots are willing to join, there will be two days off every week! Think about it, how many years have you not had a rest?"

"But, damn it!" Another White Zetsu clone gritted his teeth and said angrily: "Compared with this, Uchiha Madara and Black and White Zetsu are really not human! They only know how to order us around, and don't care about our thoughts and opinions at all!"

"And Obito is also a bastard!" A voice of agreement sounded next to it, complaining: "I just wanted to verify with him how humans fart, and he planted me in the field for a whole week!"

"In that case, let's just follow 007!" The first White Zetsu clone suggested.

"Not with me." White Zetsu 007 shook his head and said solemnly: "I am following my leader! He is our beacon, the dawn that illuminates the entire ninja world!"

"007, you are really good now!" The White Zetsu clone squatting next to it said with envy.

"Read more books and learn more."

White Zetsu 007 patted its shoulder and said seriously: "Only in this way can you become a useful White Zetsu, instead of being mediocre like the original body. And the leader promised me! If we complete the task well enough, he will choose a White Zetsu from among us to be the toilet guard!"

"What, what?"

"Toilet guard?"

"Doesn't that mean that you can study human feces every day?"

The enthusiasm of the White Zetsu clones was fully mobilized, and they looked at 007 with burning eyes.

"Humph, a bunch of trash!"

A cold voice suddenly sounded, and all the clones, including White Zetsu 007, looked in the direction of the voice. An unusually whirlpool-faced Bai Zetsu looked at them with his arms folded across his chest, his attitude very contemptuous.

"How dare you dare to try to get your hands on that honor? The restroom guard is destined to be mine!"