Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

[Choose.]

[1. Take out the original boxer pants of the Hokage in your pocket as a gift for your apprenticeship.]

[2. Tell Danzo: You don't want to be his disciple, but you want to be his younger brother.]

[3. Dance him a piece of Elysium Disco and ask him if he likes such a disciple?]

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Yi Feng fell into silence, and the corners of his mouth could not help but twitch.

How should this BYD choose?

The three options are all about the same level of disgust.

Option 1 requires handing over the original boxer pants of the Hokage, which he doesn't have now. But Yi Feng knows that if he chooses this, a pair will definitely appear in his pocket to complete the task!

The function of this dog system is indeed powerful in some ways. No matter how outrageous the prerequisites are, as long as you choose it, you will be guaranteed to complete it.

Damn, it is unexpectedly considerate in this regard.

But he doesn't want to touch the original boxer pants of the Hokage from the bottom of his heart! Just thinking about it is enough to make him, a person with mild mysophobia, feel sick, not to mention that he has to hold it with his hands?

The same goes for option 2.

Although he only needs to say this, he really can't say it, and it has already exceeded the bottom line!

Option 3 is certainly not much better. "Disco Elysium" sounds very weird, which makes him feel ominous.

But compared to that, he is willing to take a gamble. What if, what if it is not what he thinks?

After taking a breath, Yifeng made up his mind.

Boom.

A burst of strong music suddenly sounded in his mind.

In Danzo's unbelievable and stunned eyes, Yifeng opened his arms. His body began to shake slightly, and his two palms also touched his thighs and chest.

"Xiaolin Yifeng, what are you doing?" Danzo asked with a dark face and twitching mouth.

Yifeng did not answer immediately. His feet began to swing rhythmically and his body turned in circles. His two hands were buckled on the waistband, and his whole waist and abdomen rose and fell.

Not only Danzo, but also the Root members who were on guard around him cast their eyes over.

Staring at Yifeng's movements, he was shocked for a moment!

Dancing!

This young man actually danced such a shameless dance in front of Danzo? !

"Stop it, you bastard!" Danzo couldn't stand it anymore and shouted angrily.

He was a traditional and conservative ninja, how could he stand such a hot dance! What's more, the one dancing in front of him was a young man, would he still have face if this got out?

Bang.

Yifeng jumped high and did a 180-degree backflip in the air. He landed and did a big split, made a gesture of farewell and said: "Danzo, do you like a disciple like me?"

Silence.

The drooping face on Danzo's face trembled violently, and he didn't say a word. After a long while, he turned around decisively and left with his cane.

Originally, I accepted a disciple just for face, to completely beat Hiruzen. But I didn't expect that this boy seemed to be a little mentally abnormal. Who would dare to accept this disciple?

Losing face or not is a small matter. Danzo is afraid that he will be so angry that he will explode one day!

I can't accept him, goodbye!

"Tsk, this is really a pity." Yifeng whispered, patted his clothes and stood up. "It seems that buddy has no chance to become the disciple of Elder Danzo."

"Embarrassing?" Kushina's voice sounded.

"Sister, what are you talking about?" Yifeng pretended to be calm.

"It's uncomfortable to pretend to be indifferent to cover up the embarrassment in your heart?" Kushina whispered.

"Shut up, don't say it's hot!" Yifeng broke his defense directly.

From Danzo's perspective, he is a psychopath, but Yifeng himself knows that he is a normal person! How can it not be embarrassing to be forced to dance that kind of dance by the system!

If Kushina hadn't mentioned it, he could have pretended nothing had happened, but now that his disguise had been exposed, he felt like dying!

"Actually, I wanted to praise you." Kushina spoke again, grinning.

"What, what?" Yifeng instinctively felt that she had bad intentions, but he couldn't help being curious.

"Your butt is twisted well, very seductive! If you switch to those sex shops, I think there is a high probability that you will become the top star!"

"Fuck!"

Yifeng was so angry that his lips turned purple. He felt that he was really a bitch and had to ask.

The top star of a sex shop, is this something you can say to a child?

It feels like my wife has been getting more and more naughty recently. Which bastard taught her bad things?

It seems to be me, so it's okay...

[Congratulations on obtaining the character card of Aizen Sosuke. ]

The system prompt popped up, and Yifeng's eyes suddenly widened. "Fuck!"

"What's going on?" Kushina also felt his strong emotional fluctuations, and asked with a puzzled look on her face: "The curse has come again? What is it this time?So, running around the Konoha playground naked?"

"No, we are invincible this time!" Yi Feng held the shiny card in his hand, his body trembling slightly. "Thanks to myself, the humiliation and suffering finally paid off!"

[This character card can be used immediately.]

[After using it, you can obtain all the strength, ability, experience memory and science and technology of Aizen Sosuke (the Lord of Hueco Mundo), and get key items as a gift.]

"Invincible? "Kushina obviously hadn't reacted yet.

It wasn't until Yifeng slapped the card on her chest that she felt a surge of strange energy constantly washing towards her. Just like the tide, one wave after another.

As Yifeng's "symbiotic" soul body, when Yifeng's soul essence underwent earth-shaking changes, she also enjoyed great benefits! During this wash, the quality of Kushina's soul was also geometrically increased!

It wasn't until the tide of this energy receded that she saw that the "world" she was in had undergone earth-shaking changes.

The Soul-Enriching Pearl, which originally could only accommodate a small bed, is now large enough to hold a mountain! The strange energy condensed like substance floated in the air, emitting a blue halo.

What on earth is this...

Kushina's eyes widened, and she suddenly felt that there seemed to be an extra energy in her body that could be used. Gently waving her hand, a white gauze skirt was draped over her body.

"Yifeng, what did you just do? ! "Kushina's body emerged from the soul-enriching bead, and she said with a moving face.

"This skirt suits you very well, madam." Yifeng smiled gently.

"Hey! Why are you speaking in this tone now?" Kushina frowned and said, "It makes me uncomfortable!"

"You have to try to get used to it, madam." Yifeng's mouth curled up, and he said confidently, "From today on, we will have no rivals in front of us!"

"No, you should recover first!" Kushina took a breath and said with an expression that tried hard to suppress her anger, "Why are the dead fish eyes gone now? Tell me what happened, where are you going now?"

"Uh, go to the glasses store." Yifeng restored his pair of lazy dead fish eyes and spread his hands and said, "I feel that something is missing on my face now, and I am going to buy a pair of glasses. "