Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

No response.

This system is obviously a dead thing without intelligence. No matter how Yi Feng complained, it didn't respond at all.

Damn, this is a bit difficult.

Scratching his head, Yi Feng stuffed the barbecue on the chopsticks into his mouth.

Ugh!

It was the strong smell of mustard, which made his nose run and tears flow. Looking up, he happened to see Shikamaru who was trying not to laugh.

"Kid, do you think this is interesting?"

"It's okay?"

"Hehe."

Yi Feng ignored the childish kid in front of him and continued to study his "golden finger".

By the way, can this thing really be considered a golden finger? Awakening the love system in the Naruto world is not very reliable no matter how you think about it! Find a girl to fall in love with and then go the route of a gigolo?

[Choose. ]

What the hell?

Looking at the prompt box that suddenly popped up in front of him, Yi Feng's expression was a little dazed.

[1. Use the Impure World Reincarnation to summon Uzumaki Kushina and convey your love to her. 】

【2. Write a touching love letter and deliver it to Chiyoko of Sand Village by courier. 】

【3. Stand on the Hokage Rock and confess your love to Might Guy loudly, and announce your love for him in public. 】

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Looking at the option prompts that popped up in front of him, Yi Feng's eyes widened, and he was completely stunned.

Is it sick!

This system is definitely sick!

What kind of love objects are you looking for? Kushina who died long ago, Chiyoko of Sand Village?

These two are fine, at least they are still women!

What the hell is Might Guy? !

That watermelon-headed, green tights-wearing, turbulent man who shouts "youth" every day, let himself stand on the Hokage Rock and confess to him loudly? That will kill him, it is absolutely a complete social death!

Fucking goodbye!

Yi Feng immediately decided to banish this damn system to the cold palace and never hire it! What a jerk, what a psychopath!

He took a breath and began to finish the barbecue on his plate faster.

After a few minutes, the system interface began to flash a red prompt.

[You have fifteen seconds to make a choice. ]

What do you mean, you are still forcing me here, right?

Yi Feng smiled disdainfully and put a piece of barbecue into his mouth with chopsticks.

Come on, I won't choose!

Wait to be wiped out!

[Time is up. ]

Yi Feng still looked calm, he was really not afraid of death.

Living in this bloody and dirty fucking world, it's okay to live, and it's okay to die. Anyway, it's just a handful of yellow soil in a few decades, so what's wrong with dying earlier?

[Warning: Please complete the task as soon as possible! ]

Funny!

Yi Feng snorted coldly and continued to eat barbecue leisurely. If you keep warning me, I'll beat you up!

[Warning: You have five seconds to make a choice! Otherwise, a close friend will be selected and his mother will be killed! 】

Puff!

The barbecue in his mouth sprayed all over Shikamaru's head and face, and Yifeng opened his mouth in disbelief.

God...

No, buddy! Which planet are you from? From the newborn planet, right? If you don't complete the option, it's not you, the system owner, who will be killed, but you will designate a friend's mother to explode?

You're crazy!

What a retarded system!

[Warning: There are four seconds left to select friends, three, two, one...]

The prompt interface with a flashing red light is like a death note, and it doesn't care about the host Yifeng's complaints at all.

"Stop, stop!" Yifeng shouted loudly in his mind, took a breath and said: "I choose, you dog system! Choose one!"

[Choice successful. 】

The red light disappeared, and Yifeng finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Xiao Lin Yifeng, what are you doing again, you bastard!" Shikamaru on the opposite side finally wiped the meat off his face and said angrily.

"Brother, you should feel lucky." Yifeng stood up and patted his shoulder, saying: "I saved your family with my integrity."

"Huh?"

"I stopped your mother from exploding. So to express your gratitude, you should buy this meal."

"Go to hell!"

Walking out of the barbecue restaurant, Yifeng looked up at the red clouds in the sky.

"Tsk, what a sin!"

When the golden finger just awakened, he was a little excited, thinking that his buddy could finally turn his luck around.

But now, he even wanted to strangle this Gou Ba system to death!

Using a friend's mother to threaten his host, is this something a serious system can do?

Satan has to have a tattoo of you on his back!

But fortunately, buddy is still smart enough!

He chose the first and most impossible task, so he won't be able to be reincarnated!

He can't blame himself for not completing this task, right?

[The knowledge of the skills of reincarnation has been obtained for you, pleaseSummon your love interest within five minutes. 】

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Feeling the knowledge suddenly poured into his mind, Yi Feng's face turned green.

This thing, can it be operated like this?

And its Impure World Reincarnation is a "magic version", and it doesn't even need the corpse of the Impure World Reincarnation! As long as you use the remains of the Impure World Reincarnation, you can directly summon it!

Fuck, you stole the power of the Holy Grail next door, right? Impure World Reincarnation becomes summoning heroic spirits?

But I don't have the remains of Uzumaki Kushina, do I have to use Naruto as a medium?

Yi Feng stared and took a breath.

What the hell is this, summoning someone's mother as your love interest in front of the child?

This is really a living novice!

[Please complete the options within the specified time. ]

The red light flashed, and the novice system issued an alarm reminder again.

"Fuck!" Yifeng gritted his teeth and said angrily, "You bastard, don't give me a chance in the future!"

He rushed out of the door and ran all the way to Naruto's house.

"Yifeng?"

As soon as he arrived at Naruto's door, he saw a little yellow-haired boy standing at the door. "Are you here to see me?"

"Yes, I want to borrow your toilet for a while." Yifeng panted, with his hands on Naruto's shoulders.

"Ah?" Naruto was stunned, his eyes widened. "Borrow the toilet? You ran so far..."

"We are good brothers, right?" Yifeng asked sincerely.

"Yes!" Naruto nodded decisively.

His best friends in the village are Shikamaru and Yifeng. Especially the latter, who has taken care of him since childhood.

"That's it, toilet!"

"Then come in."

Naruto scratched his head. To be honest, he still didn't understand the connection between good brothers and borrowing toilets. But looking at Yifeng's anxious look, he didn't ask in the end.

"Naruto, can you wait for me at the toilet door?" Yi Feng shouted after entering the toilet.

He was really embarrassed to summon someone's mother to court in front of him, but BYD's "Immortal Reincarnation" prompted that the remains could not be too far away from the summoning location.

"What?" Naruto was confused again.

You go to the toilet by yourself, and you want me to wait at the door?

"Good brother!"

"Okay, okay..."

Then, let's start!

Yi Feng took a deep breath, formed seals with his hands and slapped the ground. "Immortal Reincarnation Technique!"