Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

"Where did this kid come from?"

Kurochu Leiya frowned as he looked at the boy in front of him, who was not even as tall as his waist. He turned his gaze to Zabuza and said in a low voice, "Is this also a tool you trained?"

"Shut up." Zabuza looked dissatisfied and said coldly, "I don't have so much free time to open a kindergarten."

"Wow, it seems to be an enemy." Kurochu Leiya said sinisterly.

As long as he is determined to be an enemy, he doesn't care about the other party's age or gender, just kill him.

"What are you doing here?" Xiaonan stared at Yifeng and frowned, "Didn't I remind you not to get close to here?"

"To save you." Yifeng's young body stood beside her.

"No need, leave now." Xiaonan said in a cold tone.

She was not worried about Yifeng's safety out of kindness, but just a matter of principle.

Yifeng was her employer, and she should ensure the safety of her employer after accepting the commission. She can die, but the golden signboard of Akatsuki cannot be destroyed.

"Big sister." Yi Feng sighed helplessly and said, "You are now flipping like a sunfish, and you are still stubborn? Your mouth is the hardest part of your body, right?"

This is not just a description, this girl's body is really soft. He felt it when she was holding him and flying in front of him, soft and soft like a sponge.

"You..." Xiaonan was a little broken by the ridicule, and spit out blood twice in anger.

"Don't get excited, your poison is quite powerful." Yi Feng looked at the blood spit out by the other party and turned black, and quickly squatted down to cut his wrist to bleed.

Now all his body fluids have turned into "holy water of life" with super healing ability, but the fluids secreted from other places are obviously not suitable, so it is naturally best to let Xiaonan drink blood.

"Something is wrong." Kushina's voice sounded abruptly.

"Why, there are still enemies hiding in the dark nearby?" Yi Feng half-crouched, his perception was always alert to the two Mist Rebel Ninjas opposite him, preventing them from attacking by surprise.

"No, it seems that you haven't had any curse attack yet?" Kushina said in confusion.

"The damn curse is attacking, can't you think of something good!" Yi Feng's mouth twitched.

"Are you mean to me?"

"No, I'm just complaining."

"Alas! After all, I'm just a poor woman killed by my disciples, not as good as your Xiaonan sister!" Kushina pretended to wipe tears in the soul-enriching bead.

"Jealous, huh?" Yi Feng was speechless.

"But it's really strange." Kushina raised her eyebrows and said in a puzzled tone: "Your curse will pop up every time you meet a beautiful big sister, and there is no reason for you to let Xiaonan sister go."

Silence.

The atmosphere fell into a strange silence at this moment.

After a long while without hearing a response, Kushina asked curiously, "Why don't you talk?"

"Madam, you were born in the Year of the Crow, right?" Yifeng's lips trembled slightly, and his expression was a little broken.

In front of him, a familiar golden interface unfolded.

[Choose. ]

[1. Kiss-stealing assassin: While Xiaonan is unable to move now, go up and take her first kiss! ]

[2. This is the taste of love: Use the method of replenishing magic to help Hei Chu Lei Ya heal his injuries, I believe you will also receive love's gratitude! ]

[3. Take her life while she is sick: Backstab Xiaonan on the spot, let her experience what the rivers and lakes are like before she dies! ]

Fuck...

This first option is already ridiculous enough! The second and third options are even more naive. Can't the dog system be a human being?

"Is the curse coming?" Kushina was stunned, and said in surprise: "Is it really coming?"

"I really borrowed your good words, madam."

Yifeng's face turned a little green, and he took a deep breath. Looking at Xiaonan beside him, Yifeng whispered, "I'm here to save you, don't get me wrong!"

Without waiting for Xiaonan to react, Yifeng attacked directly.

Pop.

A light sound.

Their cheeks were completely touching, and time seemed to stand still at this moment.

Xiaonan's dark golden pupils gradually expanded, and her expression showed disbelief.

Was, was kissed?

Was she kissed by a half-grown child? He said he was saving her, but he saved her like this?

Xiaonan came to her senses and subconsciously prepared to push the boy away, but at this moment, she suddenly felt a wonderful sense of comfort spreading from her mouth to her whole body.

The vitality in her body that was destroyed by the toxins was radiant again.

Not only that, she also felt that every cell of her body seemed to be immersed in the warm ocean current. Her body began to tremble with pleasure, and her brain instinctively craved more without thinking too much...

What are these two people doing?

Seeing this scene, Kuroko Raiga and Zabuza were stunned.

No, buddy!

So this is the relationship between you two.?

That woman is so shameless, you can be a mother at your age, right?

And even if it is such a relationship, shouldn't you two pay attention to the occasion? Now it is a life-and-death duel between ninjas, hey!

"Humph, you are so ignorant of life and death!"

Unlike Zabuza who was still in a daze, Kurochi Raiga reacted quickly. "Then you two will be a desperate couple here!"

Took out another bottle of poison from his arms and threw it directly at Yifeng and Xiaonan.

Snap.

Yifeng didn't even look back, and casually grabbed the poison bottle in his hand. He gently pushed Xiaonan, who was still immersed in pleasure, away and stood up.

The skin that was tightly pressed together separated, and Xiaonan realized what he had just done. His head was lowered, and his cheeks were covered with blush.

[Congratulations on obtaining the memory transmission technique. ]

Memory transmission?

Yifeng was stunned, with a surprised expression.

This is a good thing. It can pass the memory in his mind to the person he wants to pass it on.

It's worth his perversion!

Wait!

Has he become accustomed to perversion now?

Damn it, please don't!

Gnashing his teeth in his heart, Yi Feng stared at the poison bottle in front of him calmly, and said calmly: "Is this your secret weapon? I wonder what the ingredients are?"

"Want to know?" Hei Chu Lei Ya's face had turned pale due to excessive blood loss, but he still sneered and said: "You can try it yourself, I don't mind."

"Good suggestion, you are a good person." Yi Feng did not hesitate, and directly unscrewed the bottle cap and took a deep breath. The purple smoke went straight into his nasal cavity and spit out from his mouth.

?

This epic performance made everyone present stunned, and they looked at Yi Feng as if they were looking at a monster.

"I suddenly realized that I'm not a pharmacist and can't analyze it at all." Yi Feng threw the empty bottle in his hand aside and shrugged, "But the smell is not so pungent, it's quite fragrant."

"How is it possible that you are fine!" Hei Chu Lei Ya looked at the boy in front of him who was still flushed, and he was about to doubt his life.

"Hmm, but unfortunately you will be in trouble soon." Yi Feng took a stance and whispered: "Mr. Hei Chu Lei Ya, do you still remember the Eight Gates of Dunjia?"

"What, what?!" Hei Chu Lei Ya's eyes widened and his body began to tremble unconsciously. "You guy, could it be..."

Swish.

The boy in front of him rushed in front of him like a stream of light, and Hei Chu Lei Ya instinctively raised his thunder knife to block it in front of his chest.

Crack.

Yi Feng kicked him on the inside of his thigh without hesitation, and the powerful force directly broke Hei Chu Lei Ya's bones. He collapsed to the ground and angrily said, "You are not using the Eight Gates at all!"

"Indeed, but I didn't say I could do it." Yi Feng blinked at him and turned his gaze to Zabuza, who had lost one arm. "Friend, do you still want to resist?"

Cold sweat oozed from Zabuza's forehead.

He finally understood that the kid in front of him was not a simple character!

Even if there was suspicion of fraud and sneak attack, he could easily get rid of Lei Ya, which was not something he could contend with in his current state of low health.

What's more...

The black-robed woman, who should have died of poison at this time, blocked his retreat on the right, and there was no sign of poisoning at all.

Not only was she not poisoned, but her skin seemed to have become whiter and more delicate.

It was outrageous!

At this point, he could only use that trick!

Zabuza frowned and made a decision in his heart.