Naruto: There is a big problem with my love life options

"It's so funny, now the Slug Sage really remembers you!"

In the Soul Pearl, Kushina said in a teasing tone: "In thousands of years, I think you are the first man who makes it feel this way!"

"The first lover?" Mrs. Mikoto blurted out.

"Hahahaha, Mikoto-chan's lover is very appropriate! The lover of the Slug Sage, amazing!" Kushina couldn't hold it back and laughed happily again.

"Fuck lover, this word is used here?" Yi Feng's mouth twitched fiercely.

"What else?" Kushina covered her mouth and smiled gloatingly: "It's better to call you a bug manipulator?"

"It was just an accident, don't think too much about it."

"The slugs are probably trembling in fear in the Wet Bone Forest, afraid of being summoned by you again! No, you can't say for sure! What if they fall in love with this feeling, it's not impossible to rub against you every day..."

"Sister, are you telling me some horror story?" Yifeng said with a frown.

Buzz buzz buzz.

A light buzzing sound interrupted the conversation of several people.

Yifeng just took out the mysterious communicator, and saw Uzuki Yugao, who was cleaning the kitchen, poked her head out and said: "Captain Yifeng, what's that sound?"

"It's an alarm, don't worry about it." Yifeng responded, and directly used the mirror flower and water moon to cover the other party's vision.

[Waste Dessert: What do you mean, Mr. Madara? ]

[Magical Girl: I want to know why Black Zetsu betrayed me? ]

He pondered for a long time in the Pure Land but could not come up with an answer, and finally could not help asking.

[Choose. ]

[1. Because Black Zetsu coveted your drum, but you did not give him a chance! ]

[2. Black Zetsu envies you for being able to transform into a magical girl! ]

[3. Didn't expect it! Black Zetsu is my good son, and I am the culprit! ]

This is also an option?

[Yi Feng was stunned for a moment, and sent a message in reply: Black Zetsu envies you for being able to transform into a magical girl. ]

[Congratulations on obtaining twenty years of chakra energy]

[Magical girl:? ]

[Waste: I'm kidding, don't mind. In fact, Black Zetsu did not betray you, it has never been on the same path with you. ]

[Magical girl: What do you mean? ]

[Waste: Literally, Mr. Madara. Black Zetsu is not your will, but the will of Kaguya Otsutsuki. It chose you as a resentful species in order to allow its mother to escape from the seal. ]

[Magical girl: Kaguya Otsutsuki? Who is that? ]

[Usher: Mr. Madara didn't know that she is the mother of the Six Paths Sage. ]

[Uchiha Madara was stunned, his face full of disbelief: The Six Paths Sage has a mother? ]

[Usher: Then how do you think the Six Paths Sage was born? Did he jump out of the cracks in the rocks? ]

[Magical girl: ...]

Although I didn't mean that, it's almost the same.

Uchiha Madara always thought that the Six Paths Sage grew out of the ground, just like a plant.

It wasn't until today that I knew that the Six Paths Sage actually had a mother?

Black Zetsu is the will of the Six Paths Sage's mother, and I am just a pure tool?

I can't stand it!

This kind of thing is really unbearable for the arrogant Uchiha Madara!

[Usher: I know you must be very angry now, but don't be angry yet. Do you have a way to deal with Black Zetsu in the Pure Land? ]

Uchiha Madara looked at this message and fell silent again.

The answer is of course no.

Although he has awakened in the Pure Land, this is just a vast and boundless space. There is nothing here except the shining soul balls around.

[Magical Girl: What should I do? ]

Uchiha Madara finally decided to ask.

[Waste Dessert: According to the original plot, wait for the fourth war. ]

[Magical Girl: Original plot? ]

[Waste Dessert: Hey, wait a minute. I think I can send you the complete plot. ]

Yi Feng found the memory transmission in the upload button area.

Buzz.

After a stream of information infusion, Uchiha Madara finally understood the plot direction of all Naruto stories.

"Aren't you afraid of getting into trouble like this?" Kushina next to him asked curiously.

"I'm afraid that Uchiha Madara, who knows all the plot lines, will be more difficult to deal with?" Mrs. Mikoto also looked worried.

"Don't use inertial thinking." Yi Feng grinned and said, "Is the current Hokage the same as before? It's just Uchiha Madara. We have no rivals in front of us!"

Putting away the mysterious communicator, Yi Feng took out a piece of white paper and began to write and draw.

"Captain Yi Feng is really hardworking." Mao Yue Xi Yan also walked out of the kitchen at this time, holding a cup of hot tea in front of him and said, "With your strength, do you still need to write a battle plan?"

"Just some small summaries." Yifeng smiled gently.

"Is that so? Then will I bother you here?" Mao Yue Xi Yan smiled quietly and moved closer.

At this distance, she could already smell the smell of Yi Feng's clothes. It was just the smell of ordinary laundry detergent, but it made her feel very intoxicated.

"Not really." Yifeng pretended not to see the other party's small movements.

"Captain Yi Feng looks young, but he knows a lot!" Mao Yue Xi Yan sighed and said, "The gap between a genius like you and mortals like us is really too big."

"Don't belittle yourself. Miss Xi Yan is also very good." Yifeng shook his head and said softly, "Not only is she very talented in swordsmanship, but she is also very gentle and delicate in dealing with people."

"Hey, hey..." Mao Yue Xi Yan was a little confused by the praise, and the corners of her mouth rose wildly. "No."

"This girl is almost hooked into a curled mouth, and she has completely forgotten the shape of her childhood sweetheart. "Kushina sighed.

"That can't be helped, because our Yifeng-kun is attractive enough." Mrs. Mikoto covered her mouth and laughed.

"Don't do it, don't do it."

Yifeng couldn't help but join in, and said solemnly: "For a pure love party like me, this kind of praise is simply an insult!"

"Hahahaha, you are a pure love party!"

"You don't have any self-awareness, Yifeng-kun!"

Ignoring the two ladies' teasing, Yifeng turned his eyes to the dazed Mao Yue Xi Yan and said: "Miss Xi Yan, if you are sleepy, you can go to the guest room to rest. I can do it alone."

"No, I'm not sleepy yet." Mao Yue Xi Yan pouted her red lips and said in a coquettish tone: "Captain Yifeng, don't chase me away. I still want to talk to you. What kind of girls do you like? I don't know if someone like me can..."

As he spoke, his eyes were completely closed.

"Hey, you little bastard used hypnosis, right?" Kushina floated out of Yifeng's body, raised her eyebrows and said, "Why don't you let me finish?"

"Are you afraid that the next words will insult a pure love warrior like you?" Mrs. Mikoto laughed softly.

"It's time to get down to business, both of you." Yifeng shook his neck and stood up.

"What a poor little girl." Kushina looked at Uzuki Yugao with pity, and sighed, "When she wakes up in the morning, the sky will fall..."