Naruto: Start by chopping down a tree and shocking Kurama!

“Tsk…Although Naruto’s funeral is a bit absurd…”

“But the old man must like this.”

Asuma held a cigarette in his mouth, his eyes always on the stage.

Bang——

Yuhi Kurenai punched Asuma in the head, then hugged his shoulders and said indignantly.

“Hehe…”

“I think you like it!”

“Hehe! This idea was probably proposed by Jiraiya.”

“What does it have to do with Naruto?”

“If you like it, just keep watching!”

Yuhi Kurenai snorted coldly and turned to leave. Asuma saw this, cold sweat ran down his forehead.

“Kure… Wait, listen to my explanation!”

“It’s not what you think!”

The effect of the first Hokage Grave Singing and Dancing Competition was much better than Naruto imagined. Men really liked it.

However…

This also caused a lot of trouble for many married people and couples.

It is worth mentioning that none of the older generation of ninjas came. They were all from the same class as Kakashi or acquaintances.

He didn’t dare to invite several clan leaders…

He was afraid of being kicked out.

After all, doing such a thing at the grave of the third generation…

What if the younger generations of their families followed suit after they died?

Everyone’s head hurt just thinking about it.

After they heard that Jiraiya was going to have a disco at the grave of the third generation, they strictly forbade their younger generations to participate.

However, many people still went.

Just kidding, there are beauties to see and food to eat, so why not go?

“The first Hokage Grave Dance Contest starts now!”

Uzumaki Naruko stood on the stage and announced loudly, and the beautiful women on the stage immediately stood up.

Uzumaki Qiao Feng, wearing headphones, stood on the DJ stand, shaking his body, shaking his head, and playing the disc.

“Radisson and Bricks!”

“I am the DJ of this show – Uzumaki Qiao Feng!”

“Move along with me to the music, okay!!”

With the shout of Uzumaki Qiao Feng, the music also sounded at this moment.

But I still can’t accept this gap~

Our love is like a falling meteor~

The singing sounded, and the untrained singing girls and dancers were like a group of demons dancing wildly.

The Konoha ninja sitting at the banquet couldn’t help but sway with the rhythm.

Behind the noisy stage, there were many performers in strange costumes waiting.

Among them were two members of the Akatsuki organization in red clouds and black robes…

“What are you wearing?”

“Black robes, bamboo hats, nail polish?”

“Hurry up and change this!”

Uchiha Itachi:……

Kisame:……

Kojiro threw two sets of bunny girl costumes to the two.

Uchiha Itachi and Kisame held the cloth in their hands and were silent for a long time.

“Itachi…Mr. Itachi.”

“I feel something is wrong…”

Kisame looked at the women’s clothes in his hand, listened to the music outside, and felt something was wrong.

Hearing this, Uchiha Itachi was silent again.

To be honest, he was in a somewhat subtle mood.

After all, not only did his undercover boss in Konoha die, but the style of Konoha has become extremely strange now.

Anyway, he would never wear this thing.

What if Sasuke saw it?

“Let’s go.”

Itachi ignored the little Jiro, because he was afraid that he could not help but stab him to death with a kunai.

The two lowered their hats, pushed through the crowd, and walked towards the stage.

At this time, a yellow-haired man was squatting on the ground and laughing with two white-haired men.

He didn’t know that Hinata was standing behind him.

“There are so many ways, which one do you like among so many?”

“Me?”

Facing the master’s question, Naruto thought for a moment, and then said.

“If I’m thirty years old, I’ll go on stage and dance with them.”

“If I’m twenty years old, I’ll choose to go off stage and dance with them…”

“What if you’re thirteen years old?”

Before Naruto finished speaking, Hinata’s voice suddenly rang in his ears, and several men at the scene shrank their necks.

Jiraiya and Kakashi turned their heads to look at Hinata, their eyes full of gloating.

Good, good!

Let’s fight!

No one has ever seen the opportunity for the yellow-haired little Deng to be defeated!

Naruto still didn’t look back, and he didn’t look panicked at all.

It really looked a bit like…

The meaning of not changing one’s expression when facing a mountain collapse.

However…

At this time, Naruto was shouting for the big fox in his heart.

“Damn, dick, dick!”

“Big fox, come out quickly!”

“Blow up the whole Konoha!”

“This world shouldn’t exist!”

Kurouma frowned when he saw the intense plot, and was very unhappy that his interest was suddenly disturbed.

“No time!”

“To blow upDo it yourself. ”

Hearing the big fox reject him, Naruto felt that the whole world had turned gray.

His wife was standing behind him, and his pores were bursting.

It was conceivable that if he didn’t give a reasonable explanation, he would die miserably.

Naruto took a few deep breaths, and his brain was working frantically.

After 0.03 seconds, he made a decision.

He put on a smile, turned his head and took Hinata’s hand, and said affectionately.

“If I were thirteen, of course I would only choose to be with Hinata-chan.”

“I will marry Hinata-chan in the future.”

“Get…married? ”

Hinata’s face flushed when she heard Naruto’s last sentence, and her brain stopped thinking instantly.

It’s so embarrassing!

How can Naruto say such things in front of so many people!

And…

Jiraiya-sama is considered Naruto-sama’s master…

So does she meet the parents?

Hinata was completely confused and could only let Naruto take her away.

Naruto was still blaming his wife while taking her away.

“Hinata-chan, I tell you, none of the two white-haired guys over there are good guys.”

“I didn’t want to see it just now, but they dragged me here.”

“And what else do you say, let me see the world of adults. ”

……

Jiraiya and Kakashi looked at Naruto with mixed feelings.

Damn!

How come this kid is fine!!

And…

It was obviously your idea, and you kept calling Kakashi-sensei and Jiraiya-sensei.

Now that something happened, you start calling the white-haired guy??

How come he is so rude at such a young age?!

The two white-haired guys looked at each other and were silent for a while. Jiraiya suddenly spoke up.

“This kid…”

“Is he always like this?”

Kakashi sighed deeply.

“Yes.” ”

“I shouldn’t have gone to the bookstore that afternoon six years ago…”

Kakashi started to complain to Jiraiya.

As one of the closest people to the little yellow-haired boy, Jiraiya instantly felt the same way.

Really, he is beginning to regret it now.

He shouldn’t have returned to the village in the first place.

Sasuke ignored the two of them. After seeing Naruto leave, he was also ready to leave here and go back to continue his training.

As soon as he took a step, Sasuke caught a glimpse of the two members of the Akatsuki organization in the chaos.

He also happened to catch a glimpse of the profile of one of them…

And Uchiha Itachi was looking at the stage at this time, trying to see if he could find his brother.

But after searching for a few minutes, he didn’t see his hedgehog-headed, blue-and-white-dressed brother.

Strange…

Did Sasuke not come?

Itachi was very upset because he didn’t find his brother.

Adding the noisy music in his ears and the shaking Kisame next to him, he was even more annoyed.

“Kisame! ”

“Can you please stop shaking!”