Naruto: My summoning beast is Uchiha Madara
Chapter 214 Lord Madara seems to be unable to poop
At this moment, Uchiha Madara was leaning against a big tree and emitting his chakra boredly...
At this moment, a pale and naked thing suddenly emerged from the tree trunk. It was White Zetsu!
"Uchiha Madara?! Is it really you?! Aren't you dead?!"
White Zetsu looked at the person in front of him in disbelief...
The moment he saw White Zetsu, Uchiha Madara knew that it was not long before Black Zetsu appeared!
Black Zetsu deceived himself and said that he was his own will, but White Zetsu was created by himself using Hashirama's cells, and he fully understood White Zetsu's abilities!
Perhaps in a strict sense, White Zetsu is his own will, but it doesn't seem right to think so. White Zetsu seems to be the will of that silly Hasi La Ma...
It doesn't seem right to think so!
After all, this thing was created by himself using his own cells and that silly Hasi La Ma's cells. Perhaps this thing can be regarded as the son of himself and Hasi La Ma? !
Chao! ! ! !
What the hell is this? !
Bai Zetsu looked at Uchiha Madara for a long time without any reaction and was a little confused...
"Uchiha Madara-sama... What kind of condition are you in now?! Aren't you dead? How did you suddenly come back to life?! And your body seems to be very perfect now? Obito hasn't succeeded yet...
Uchiha Madara-sama, why don't you say anything?
How did you suddenly come back to life?
Is there any accident in the resurrection?
By the way... Uchiha Madara-sama, now that you have been resurrected, can you tell me what it feels like to poop?
I heard others say that pooping is the kind of impulse that gushes out from the anus...
Is it really like this?
But why don't I have such an impulse?!"
Uchiha Madara's eyelids twitched wildly when he heard Bai Zetsu's words one after another!
Confirmed!
This thing is definitely the silly will of the hot mom, and it has absolutely nothing to do with me!
After all, how could my will ask such a stupid question? !
Only the stupid will of Hasi Lama can be so stupid!!!
"Ahem... White Zetsu, I have indeed been resurrected. You don't need to know how I was resurrected. Now you can go and inform Black Zetsu and ask him to come see me!"
"Yes... Uchiha Madara-sama! I will inform Black Zetsu right away, but what does it feel like to poop?"
"Shut up, stupid!!!"
"It's really strange... Why is Lord Madara angry? Could it be that Lord Madara is really unable to poop like me?!"
White Zetsu is still talking to himself, but at this moment White Zetsu has already informed Black Zetsu...
Because White Zetsu has a special ability, that is, White Zetsu's clones can share information no matter where they are.
Each White Zetsu is equivalent to a signal receiver and transmitter…
………………………………
“What did you say?! Uchiha Madara is resurrected?! Impossible! Absolutely impossible!!! The Moon Eye Project has not yet started, Uchiha Obito has not yet become the Ten-Tails Jinchūriki, Uchiha Madara… cough cough… How could Lord Uchiha Madara be resurrected?!”
Black Zetsu looked at the White Zetsu in front of him in disbelief, especially for the news that White Zetsu just brought him, Black Zetsu was even more surprised!
“But this is true… If you don’t believe it, can’t you just go and see it for yourself? Lord Uchiha Madara is here now, waiting for you to see him!”
Black Zetsu was a little confused, and he really didn’t understand the situation…
After all, how could Uchiha Madara be resurrected inexplicably? !
This matter is related to his plan to resurrect his mother!
It must not be taken lightly! ! !
Who knows if that damn Otsutsuki Hagoromo made up something to deceive him? !
Thinking of this, Black Zetsu looked at White Zetsu.
"White Zetsu..."
"What's the matter?"
"Has anything happened in the Ninja World during this period?"
"What happened? Nothing... There were two big battles in Konoha Village, but I don't know what happened specifically, after all, there is a barrier there...
Also, two strange ninjas appeared in the Ninja World recently, and they robbed a lot of money during this period...
And their names are very strange, one is called Da Huang and the other is called Xiao Hei, I don't know if they can do anything..."
Black Zetsu was speechless after hearing this.
"Alright, alright, stop talking! I asked you to find out some information, and you found out this?! What does this big yellow and little black have to do with me?! As for Konoha Village? Fight them if you want, it's none of my business!"
"Then... Black Zetsu... Can you tell me what it feels like to poop? Just now, Lord Madara seemed to be unable to poop..."
"Shut up, you idiot!!!"
"Black Zetsu... Why are you asking me to shut up? Can't you poop too?!"
Black Zetsu really didn't want to bother with this idiot, and went to look for Uchiha Madara according to the direction White Zetsu had just given him...
Uchiha Madara was still leaning against the tree, and Black Zetsu just emerged from the soil.
"Uchiha Madara-sama... I didn't expect you to actually be resurrected?!
Now we can finally launch the Eye of the Moon plan!
With you here...aren't those so-called tailed beasts easily captured? !
Obito Nagato and the like are of no use, right? !
Lord Uchiha Madara! I have been waiting for your will for a long time! ! !
Let you personally bring peace to the ninja world! ! !
Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie..."
Uchiha Madara looked at Black Zetsu with a calm expression.
"I suddenly don't want to use the Eye of the Moon plan anymore. I don't think this thing is interesting!"
As Madara Uchiha spoke, the corners of his mouth curled up in a half-smile...
"Gah!!!"
Black Zetsu didn't expect Uchiha Madara to say such words.
"Master Uchiha Madara? Don't you want to bring true peace to the ninja world?! Have you forgotten that this is your dream?! As your will... I dare not forget it all these years. ah!
Didn't you also say that this was an agreement between you and that guy named Senju Hashirama...
As long as you bring true peace to the ninja world, I can mock that guy severely after you die!
Isn’t this what you said back then...
Why did you suddenly change your plan? ! "
Uchiha Madara sneered after hearing these words...
"Haha... Didn't you say that you are my will? What? As my will... is it possible that you have your own thoughts now?!!!"
After Madara Uchiha said these words, the Rinnegan Eyes instantly appeared in his eyes! ! !
At the same time, four voices instantly appeared from the four directions around...
"Ninja Technique! Four Red Yang Formation!!!"
I saw only four people, Senju Tobirama, Senju Hashirama, Namikaze Minato, and Sarutobi Hiruzen, and they used the Four Red Sun Formation in an instant!
This is a barrier-type ninjutsu. Only four people who have reached the level of Hokage can perform the barrier at the same time!
Hei Jue was stunned when he saw this scene... and he immediately understood that he had been trapped!
Uchiha Madara came back to life for some unknown reason. He probably already knew the cause and effect of the matter, and he probably also knew that he was lying to him!
After all, even this guy Senju Hashirama has appeared! ! !
Damn it! ! !
"Holy shit!!! Uchiha Madara?! Are you cheating on me??!"
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