Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

As the saying goes, Hidan is tattered, Kakuzu patched it up.

Soon Kakuzu came back with Hidan, who was covered in black lines, and Akimichi Choza dragged the still unconscious Sarutobi Hiruzen to the village entrance with an unhappy look on his face.

When enemies meet, they are particularly jealous!

Hidan came up and kicked Sarutobi Hiruzen's old face, directly kicking the monkey face into a pancake.

Everyone turned their heads tacitly, pretending not to see this scene.

"Why is this old guy still not awake?"

Hidan kicked Sarutobi Hiruzen's face hard with his foot, shouting in dissatisfaction.

눈_눈...

Naruto felt his head swell again.

"Who do you think he should blame for his current state? Hidan..."

Akimichi Choza silently stepped back and hid himself in the crowd.

"How did I know this old guy was so weak... Isn't he known as the strongest Hokage? How can he be so weak?!"

The ninjas of Konoha all raised their hands to cover their faces.

Forget it, we Konoha can't afford to lose this person...

"Where's the medical ninja?

Come up and treat the Hokage... Wake him up first."

Hinata Hiashi turned his head away from the dead pig-like Sarutobi Hiruzen and shouted to the crowd.

"No need, let me wake up the old man, after all, he is my teacher anyway..."

The compassionate snake scientific research maniac Orochimaru stood out from the crowd and volunteered to take on this heavy responsibility.

Then everyone saw a white snake falling from Orochimaru's body and quickly drilled into Sarutobi Hiruzen's mouth.

The next moment...

"Ah!!!"

The white snake was churning in Sarutobi Hiruzen's stomach, and it woke him up directly with pain.

Everyone took a step back at the same time, looking at Orochimaru with fear.

Master and disciple laugh, Master and disciple laugh, Orochimaru, you know how to wake up...

Pa! ! !

When Hidan saw Sarutobi Hiruzen wake up, he excitedly stepped forward and gave Sarutobi Hiruzen his favorite slap.

"Awake, old bastard?! Hurry up and give me my ** back!"

Seeing Hidan so brave, Naruto instantly felt his hands itching, and the itching became more and more serious;

So Naruto followed and stepped forward...

Pa! ! !

"Old monkey, hand over my brother's **!"

The familiar hot feeling made Sarutobi Hiruzen forget the pain, and looked at Naruto in shock.

"Uzumaki Naruto... So it was you who teased me and Danzo before!"

Naruto: (๑ʘ̅ д ʘ̅๑)!!!

[You recognized me after I slapped you casually?

I have to say, Sarutobi Hiruzen, you are really... horribly mean~]

"What are you doing?!

Why don't you attack them?!

Are you just going to watch me, the Hokage of Konoha Village, being humiliated by the enemy?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who had regained consciousness, saw so many Konoha ninjas surrounding him, and immediately started to show off his power as a Hokage.

Facing Sarutobi Hiruzen's rebuke, Nara Shikaku stepped forward on behalf of everyone, spread his hands and replied helplessly.

"We really can't beat them, Lord Hokage... we can't do anything~"

"Hmph! Cowards, you family ninjas are all cowards, a bunch of parasites living in the village!

Where are my Anbu? Come and support me!"

Then I heard Akimichi Choza, who was hiding in the crowd, say faintly.

"Hokage, your Anbu has been wiped out by the other side.

In addition, your base... close friend Shimura Danzo and the Root ninjas he led also followed the Anbu's pace and ran to report below..."

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (꒪⌓꒪)? ! !

Shimura Danzo is gone, the Anbu is wiped out, the Root is finished...

Sarutobi Hiruzen wondered if he had been unconscious for a century.

Bang!

"Ah! What are you going to do?!"

Hidan slapped Sarutobi Hiruzen hard again, bringing him back to reality while he was doubting his life.

"How dare you ask me what I want to do?!"

Hiduan was full of murderous intent, grabbing Sarutobi Hiruzen's collar and asked viciously.

Seeing that Hiduan put his own blood into his mouth and carved a strange magic circle on the spot, Sarutobi Hiruzen collapsed.

Where did this psychopath come from? !

"I have said it before, I really have never seen it.

You broke my legs and stabbed my kidneys, and now you slapped me twice...

I, Sarutobi Hiruzen, am a Hokage after all!

Young people don't have martial ethics, I advise you to learn from your mistakes and reflect on yourself..."

It would have been better if Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't explain, but this explanation obviously made Hiduan even more angry.

Hiduan immediatelyHe didn't even draw the magic circle, and just let the monkey steal the peach.

"Ah~ Let go! Let go!"

"Let go?

You took it to soak in wine, and you still said in front of me that you haven't seen it...

Today, I will let you feel the pain!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (⌇ຶД⌇ຶ)...

Konoha's ninjas: (´°Δ°`)! ! !

So this is what Sarutobi Hiruzen bought to soak in wine? !

Fortunately,

Our Konoha Hokage didn't become that, and I feel...

It's even more disgusting!

Konoha's ninjas suddenly felt that Sarutobi Hiruzen didn't want the Hokage anymore, so what should they do...

Or should they choose another one?

The old man Hyuga Hiashi is pretty good...

"How about it, did you remember anything?!"

"I remembered, I remembered!

That thing is in the cabinet of my desk... Let it go first! It hurts me!"

[Didn't the merchants in the black market say that that thing is ownerless...

Liar, big liar!

I will definitely overturn your stall when my injury heals! ]

Sarutobi Hiruzen felt bitter, how could he know that buying that thing would actually provoke a terrible person like Hidan...

The reason why Sarutobi Hiruzen bought Hidan's thing to make wine is actually related to Naruto.

Do you still remember the battle when Whitebeard Dad first appeared and led Naruto to fight out of Konoha?

After that battle, Sarutobi Hiruzen lost the strongest of the monkey tribe, Sarumo, who had signed a spiritual contract with him;

Although the remaining monkey tribe can also turn into Ruyi Rod, they can no longer grow or shrink as they wish, resulting in his epic weakening today.

Not only that, Sarutobi Hiruzen also found that he suffered from serious psychological disorders.

There was no reaction when he peeked into the female bathhouse... How could he bear this? !

In order to cure his illness, Sarutobi Hiruzen secretly sought medical treatment and finally found it in the black market.

Just saw Feiduan's ** in the hands of a black market merchant...

Sarutobi Hiruzen was shocked and immediately determined that this thing was his cure.

Not only because of the size,

Sarutobi Hiruzen: M;

Feidan: XXL!!!

More importantly, although this thing was soaked in wine, it... was still moving!

[Buy it, you must buy it! 】

So Sarutobi Hiruzen spent a huge amount of money to buy out Hidan's brothers, which also laid the groundwork for his tragic end today...

Sarutobi Hiruzen: (⌇ຶД⌇ຶ)...