Naruto: My Akatsuki organization is number one in the world

If you ask why Jiraiya said such a thing...

It is naturally because he saw a red peach blossom birthmark on each of Naruto's buttocks.

Jiraiya himself has this thing, his father has it, and he also has it...

Rather than saying it is a birthmark, it is better to say that it is a heritage flowing in Jiraiya's bloodline.

Any male in Jiraiya's family will definitely have two identical peach blossoms on their buttocks (of course this is made up by the author).

Jiraiya remembered that he had never told anyone about such a secret thing...

Now that Naruto has revealed these two peach blossoms... Jiraiya almost really thought he was his brother whom he had never met.

Note, almost!

...

Secretly.

Nagato looked curiously at Kushina, who had finally regained her composure.

"Kushina, Jiraiya's two birthmarks are so secret... How did you know?"

"Ah..."

Kushina sighed and talked about the past.

"The day Minato became Hokage, Jiraiya came to our house to celebrate...

He got drunk and talked about the two peach blossom birthmarks on his buttocks, and then he explained the origin of them while... he took off his pants and pulled Minato to look at his buttocks..."

Everyone in the Akatsuki organization: Poof~(´つヮ⊂︎)~

"Ahem~ I didn't expect Jiraiya to have such a hobby after getting drunk... I've learned a lot."

...

"Mr. Orochimaru, don't make a mistake.

My brother is Jiraiya, so I'm not your brother..."

Naruto pretended to be stupid, trying to lure Jiraiya to reveal his true identity.

"Wuwuwu~ Brother, it's me, I'm Jiraiya~"

Jiraiya really fell into the trap, and immediately took off his disguise and hugged Naruto and cried loudly.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Jiraiya seemed to be waving his fists randomly, hitting Naruto's chest hard.

Naruto: Poof~(￣￢￣*)...

"You've been suffering all these years.

Brother~ Why didn't you come to see me?!"

"What?! You are Jiraiya..."

Naruto pretended to be incredulous, and then...

"Brother~ We brothers finally meet, I'm so excited!!!"

Naruto hugged Jiraiya with his backhand, raised his palm and slapped Jiraiya's back with all his strength.

Bang! Bang! Bang...

Jiraiya's back was slapped by Naruto.

The two of them became more and more fierce and neither of them stopped. Suddenly, it was as if a strange symphony was played on the roof.

...

"Stop, stop, stop! Brother, if you keep hitting me... I can only tell you that I will see you in the next life~"

In the end, Naruto couldn't bear it first and begged for mercy.

[Heh~ You are both a wimp and playful...]

Jiraiya looked at Naruto with a subtle disdain, and the next moment, a warm smile appeared on his face, and he even squeezed out a few tears of excitement for the reunion of brothers.

"Don't, brother, we finally met, let me hug you again...

I know you are also very excited to meet me...

Don't worry, you can hit my back as much as you want!"

[I will just treat it as a free massage. ]

Jiraiya: (๑ت๑)~

"No, no~"

Naruto waved his hands repeatedly to refuse.

If Jiraiya hits him like this again... Naruto feels that he will die here in all likelihood.

...

"Why do I feel that our plan has been seen through by Jiraiya-sensei?"

Nagato frowned, feeling that things were not that simple.

"No way, Nagato, didn't you see how touched Jiraiya was just now?

He was so touched that he even shed tears... Isn't this the normal reaction after meeting a brother you have never met before?

Look, how happy they are now..."

The Akatsuki organization looked up and found that the two were really smiling happily as Deidara said.

Well, like two blooming chrysanthemums...

...

"Brother knows that you are the master who wrote the (little) god (yellow) book "Intimate Paradise"...

This time brother came here... Could it be that he was going to collect materials for his new work?"

"Yes, it is true that no one knows a brother better than his brother~

I came here just to collect materials... But brother, why are you lying here...???"

Jiraiya looked at Naruto carefully, quietly waiting to see what kind of outrageous rhetoric Naruto could make up.

"...Hehehe~ Isn't this brother learning from his brother~"

Jiraiya: 눈_눈...

[What kind of a lousy excuse is this? !

It's fine that you, a bastard, pretended to be my non-existent brother, but you can even blame me for running to the hot spring to peek at girls bathingOn the head? !

If I didn't want to see what tricks you were up to... I would have fed you to the frogs in Myoboku Mountain long ago!

Fuck! (╯°Д°)╯︵ ┻━┻!!!】

"... I have so many good qualities, but I didn't expect you to choose... the one I am proud of to learn~

Hahahaha, you are really my good brother!"

Jiraiya laughed and patted Naruto's shoulders twice.

Naruto: (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)…

[Jiraiya, why are you so excited… Did you eat shit? ! ]

…

"Brother, it's rare for us brothers to meet today… How about I invite you to the hot spring shop?

The two of us should be closer, so that we can collect materials more carefully~"

Feeling that the time is almost right, Naruto enthusiastically invited Jiraiya.

Jiraiya was also very cooperative after hearing this, and his eyes lit up immediately.

"Brother, can you still go in?! (´◊ω◊｀)~"

"Of course you can.

Brother, you don't know that the owner of this shop and I are friends who have passed our lives together.

In a sense, this hot spring shop is almost the same as the one I opened.

As long as you want, we can go wherever we want after we go in and collect materials however we want~"

Jiraiya: (◍ ´꒳` ◍)...

No kidding, Jiraiya was really tickled by what Naruto said... He was itching~

"Really?"

"Really!"

"As expected?"

"As expected!"

"Then let's go!"

Jiraiya picked up Naruto's collar and jumped off the roof with him, landing directly at the door of the hot spring shop.

"Brother~I suddenly thought of a question...Since you have such great ability, why do you still lie on the roof to peek?"

"Brother, you don't understand this...How can it be more exciting to watch openly than to watch secretly..."

"Fuck?! Brother, you... summed it up well! (´◊ω◊｀)~"

...

Secretly.

Kushina: "Damn Jiraiya teacher, you taught our Naruto bad things as soon as you came!"

Everyone in the Akatsuki organization: →_→……

Kushina, which eye of yours saw Jiraiya teaching Naruto bad things? !

Just look at the way Naruto is showing that he knows more than Jiraiya…

Who is teaching whom? !

(ー ー゛)……