[Sakura naturally disagreed and said,"How can this be!" But Itachi grabbed Sakura's waist without saying anything
, bent down and picked up her legs, and carried her like a princess onto Deidara's clay bird, and quickly left the battlefield with the other Akatsuki members.
】
"Looking at this, I feel like Sasuke should call her sister-in-law"
"The daughter of a village hero, who naturally stands on the side of light, the forbidden love between the girl under the light and the eldest son of a large family who defected from the village with a secret?"
"Doing anything will only hurt you!!"
"To be honest, the only place that can be established in reality is Iwagakure Village."
"Kurotsuchi? She is indeed very pretty!"
"But Kurotsuchi is not the daughter of the Kage, but the granddaughter. But if you want to talk about the love-hate relationship with the traitorous ninja... there is really someone who is suitable.……"
"Deidara?……"
"Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Itachi (×), Kurotsuchi and Deidara (√)"
Kurotsuchi:"Huh?"
Deidara:"Why can Itachi's affairs also involve me!? Huh?!"
Itachi covered his forehead and felt his eyes twitching with pain.
"If granddaughter is also OK, then Tsunade is also OK. The granddaughter of the first Hokage is not considered a granddaughter? There is also a rebel ninja - Orochimaru! The two are classmates and teammates, childhood sweethearts, and I haven't heard that the two have started a family. They are both single, so why don't you support them? Support them! Support them to death!"
Tsunade was speechless for a moment.
Orochimaru:"Hehehe, how boring!……"
"Sure, sure. Anyway, I’ll just pick whichever pair I see. I’ll pick them all!"
"I now reasonably suspect that Konoha's male ninjas are running special projects targeting female customers."
"Princess hug, right?"
"Uchiha Itachi... He really is! His brother is still in Konoha, and his family is probably staying in Konoha well, but he, as an Uchiha, as the son of the chief of Konoha Police Department, saw people from Konoha fighting to death, and they should be his acquaintances, and even his younger generation who he watched grow up, and they are his brother's teammates - I mean Menma - he still did not show favoritism, and left as soon as he said he would. I was a little moved."
"You are so moved by something so strange!!!"
"I think he didn't intervene because of personal feelings... If he was really impartial, he would have rushed over to help Naruto catch Menma when he saw that he was the boss behind the scenes. Not intervening was also a kind of letting him go."
"Or maybe he was just looking for an excuse to run away and then rush to Konoha to inform the authorities?"
"I wonder if he ever considered that the person he was rescuing was the daughter of Konoha's hero, giving the Hokage a discount."
"That's not allowed, Itachi!"
"……Calm down, Kakuzu."
"I don't think so. If we give discounts to people from Konoha, then what about the other members of Akatsuki who come to us and give discounts to the ninja villages? How can we do business?"
"That’s right, we must treat everyone equally and never make any discounts!"
"I suddenly thought of the bargaining tactics used by the Konoha ninjas and their clients: Not a penny less can be spared. How about this, I will let our young male ninjas give us a princess hug during the mission?"
"hiss——"
"Are you serious? I will go to Konoha to commission a mission right now!!!"
"Iwagakure, I just want to hug Kurotsuchi, can I hug Kurotsuchi?"
"I think you want to try the Tsuchikage's Dust Release"
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's the ninja that comes with a princess hug. It's the ninja that hugs you, not the ninja you choose to hug, eh! ?"
"Does Kumogakure have any handsome young male ninjas to recommend? My home is close to Kumogakure, so it's not very convenient to go to Konoha"
"Xi!! I highly recommend you! Last time I went to Kumogakure for a mission! Wow! I saw a handsome blond guy, he was super delicate! I thought he was a girl at first! But he turned out to be a boy!"
"Thank you! I will go to Kumogakure to ask if he is there!"
Xi:...Ah?
"Xi this kid! It's great! He's so famous!"
"As a ninja, being famous for your looks instead of your strength will only make people laugh at you!"
"Bai!!! My Bai!!! Where did he go? How can I ask him to entrust me with a task? Urgent! Urgent! Urgent! Urgent!"
"You asked him to entrust you with a task. Are you sure that the one who hugged you in the end was not Zabuza?"
"Hug you? You asked Zabuza for a hug, and it's a good thing he didn't cut you with his sword!"
The Third Hokage had to ask the Hokage Office to urgently issue a clarification announcement under the angry eyes of the other Hokages:"Dear guests, please be calm when making your order! Konoha does not provide this service!!"
"I'm dying of laughter. The last time someone publicly clarified on the Sky Curtain, it was the Sand Village. They are truly allies. This time it's Konoha."
"At the beginning, the Sand Village clarified that they did not instruct the Centipede to dominate the ninja world, and later clarified that the Centipede could not represent the average level of the Sand Village. At least it was still serious. Why does Konoha always clarify that it does not have special services?"
"Is it possible that this indirectly reflects that Konoha's ninjas do have an advantage in terms of appearance?"
【Soon, only Menma, Naruto, and Uchiha Madara were left on the battlefield.
Menma rode on the Nine-Tails and chased Naruto to the sky and the ground.
Naruto fought hard with the"Rasengan", but was still knocked into the deep water in the end.
"hateful……"
As Naruto was extremely unwilling, the screen went black.
In the darkness, a deep voice sounded:"You are so shameful. You can't even beat the parallel imports."
"Shut up!"Naruto was lying in front of a huge vermilion door, his feet thrashing with anger:"The counterattack has just begun! I want to release the Tailed Beast Mode……!"】
"This is... Nine-Tailed Fox???"
"Wow! Mom, I saw the tailed beast alive!!"
"So this is what the Nine-Tailed Fox looks like?"
【The door shook
"Are you an idiot? Even though it's a fake, it's still the Nine-Tails. What's the point of using just my little bit of chakra?"】
"A little bit of chakra? Billions of bits?"
"Is the Nine-Tailed Fox so modest... Can its chakra be called a little bit? Can it be said to be useless? ? Then what am I? ? What are we ninjas? ?"
【But Naruto gritted his teeth and did not refute this.
"Let's exchange, Naruto," an orange claw grasped the vermilion railing, and the sharp nails scratched and carved deep marks on the wood."Let me deal with them."
Naruto hesitated for a moment, then closed his eyes:"Huh, who will be fooled by you! I know your tricks, I will not give my body to you!"
"Still an annoying brat. However, there are people who are more annoying. I hate Uchiha Madara more than you."
Naruto was shocked
"If you die, I will be trapped in this fake world. If this is his plot, how can I surrender? I will make an exception this time and lend you my power."
Naruto sat up and said,"The enemy of my enemy is my friend, right?……"
He turned around and said to the Nine-Tails in the cage:"I know, let's join forces!"
He pressed his stomach, and at the same time, the lock on the door turned and opened. The door opened, and the Nine-Tails appeared in front of Naruto without any obstruction.
Soon, two huge Nine-Tails appeared on the battlefield.
Naruto and Menma stood on their heads respectively, as if watching the beasts fighting each other.
Deidara, who was watching the changes on the battlefield not far away, knelt on one knee on a huge tree trunk and complained:"What's going on, is this too artistic? It's not as simple as a change in terrain."
Uchiha Itachi and Haruno Sakura stood together, and Haruno Sakura said worriedly:"Naruto……"】
"No, why does she always just stand there worriedly and call 'Naruto'?"
"What to do? Can you intervene in the battle between two nine-tailed beasts?"
"Why are Uchiha Itachi and Haruno Sakura standing so close?"
"According to psychological analysis, people will stand closer to those they are close to, but how long has Uchiha Itachi been away from the village? Is he not familiar with Deidara? Or is their relationship very bad?"
"But he and Deidara are on the same side, both are members of Akatsuki, and no matter what, he is now a traitor. How can he stand so close to the daughter of the former Hokage? I think their relationship is not ordinary."
"Wait a minute, this world is the opposite. Sakura in the real world likes Sasuke. Is it possible that Sakura in the limited Tsukuyomi world doesn't like Sasuke, but likes his brother?"
"Hiss—Okay, Sasuke, why don’t you give roses to your sister-in-law while your brother is not in the village?"
"Not necessarily. Sasuke said that he would always support Sakura and that she could tell him anything. He also didn't say that he liked her. Maybe he just came to care about his sister-in-law?"
"Oh shit, no wonder it felt so natural for Uchiha Itachi to touch Sakura, as if he thought there was nothing wrong with doing so. He couldn't be still wondering why Sakura became estranged from him, right?"
"Then he definitely gave Naruto a discount."
"Uchiha Itachi!!!"
Itachi narrowed his eyes and took a moment to see if there was any secret code from the Akatsuki organization at the end of the sentence.
"Kakuzu... calm down."
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