Naruto: I have a Tessaiga

When the father and son of the future returned home with different smiles on their faces, they found that Honghong and Meihuizi, mother and daughter, were wearing the same aprons and were busy in the kitchen.

Dazhuang immediately spoke first: "Meihuizi, Honghong, we are back!"

He took the seasonings and took the grilled fish from Weilai and walked towards the kitchen.

And Weilai also called out and went to the bathroom.

Every time you go home, you must wash your hands and face. This is the family rule set by Meihuizi. Dazhuang, as a father, strictly abides by it. They also follow it. Over time, they have developed a habit.

In the kitchen, Meihuizi was cooking. After hearing the voices of the father and son at the door, they couldn't help but look at each other.

Their eyes were full of expectations for the next step.

They have bought all the clothes and are waiting for the owner to come back!

"Honghong, let's eat first!"

After eating, we can do whatever we want!

(^_−)☆

“Okay, Mom!” Uchiha’s red eyes narrowed with laughter.

(๑＞ڡ＜)☆

…

After returning to the Root, Danzo’s face was full of smiles.

Although he stood in the sun like a fool today for an entire afternoon, the result was not bad for him.

The old man Sarutobi actually agreed to his plan.

But it was also true that everything he did was for Konoha.

But if he could become Hokage, he would be able to contribute 100% to Konoha.

Instead of being constrained by others everywhere like now.

Aburame Ryoma was already waiting at the door. When he saw Danzo coming back, his face looked a little bad.

“Danzo-sama, all the backup plans we arranged were destroyed by the Anbu!”

Danzo replied with a smile: “It’s okay!”

Ryoma: [・_・?]

Eh, why do I feel like you seem very happy, Boss!

But you should just think about this kind of thing yourself. They, the Root, never work with emotion.

"There is another thing. The walking priestess wants to leave the Root!"

"It doesn't matter. Let her go!" Danzo said with a smile.

Although that woman has super intelligence ability, there is always a light in her heart.

This is her biggest weakness. Even if she leaves the Root, when he needs her, he can still use her for his own use.

Ryoma paused. He always felt that Danzo was different today, but the bug told him that this man was his boss.

'Is it because of something? '

"But this guy is still the head of the medical team. He is very valuable to us!"

"It doesn't matter. Even if she leaves the Root, she is still one of us. I want her to return to the Root. There are many ways!"

After hearing the explanation, Ryoma thought about it and it was true.

As long as you set foot in the Root, you will be a member of the Root for the rest of your life. You can't leave if you want to, unless you die.

"There is one thing. Today, there was friction between the Uchiha and Hyuga clans. In the end, the two clansmen of Hyuga Souyoshi and eight Hyuga branch families were taken back to the police department by the Uchiha!"

"What...what?!" Shimura Danzo, who was originally in a good mood and could not be affected by anything, suddenly changed his face after hearing that the evil Uchiha had made trouble again.

He stopped, stared at Ryoma with one eye wide open, and his body couldn't help but tremble.

Maybe Xibeifeng drank too much and couldn't help but fart without sound!

"When did it happen?"

Ryoma was frightened and hurriedly replied: "Around 3:40 this afternoon!"

"What time is it now?"

"Uh... 7:10 in the afternoon!"

"Damn, it's too late!" In an instant, Danzo's face was visibly regretful.

Damn it, it's all because of that guy Sarutobi who dragged me to drink the northwest wind.

Otherwise, if he didn't intervene in such a good opportunity and cause trouble for Uchiha, he would be unworthy of his teacher's teaching.

Now two hours have passed, and it's too late for him to do anything.

Damn it, don't let yourself find an opportunity, otherwise he will be unworthy of his title of "Darkness of Ninja World".

He took a deep breath and suppressed his dissatisfaction, "What else is there, tell me all at once!"

"Okay!" Ryoma breathed a sigh of relief, familiar smell, familiar tone, this is undoubtedly the boss.

"In the vegetable market at the west end of the village, a little girl broke into the men's restroom for some reason, causing a commotion, and then used [Transformation Technique] and smoke bombs to escape from the restroom!

In the east end of the village, an old sow became pregnant overnight for some reason..."

"Wait!" Danzo interrupted, narrowing his eyes, "You said a little girl broke into the men's restroom?!""Uh, yes!"

Danzo pondered for a moment, his mouth corners raised, and he had already made up his mind, "Let the men prepare, and spread the news in the streets and alleys tomorrow morning, saying that someone from Uchiha wanted to blow up the toilet, so that no one could use the toilet and would be suffocated to death.

But because the Anbu noticed it in advance and chased that person, she accidentally broke into the men's toilet. Afterwards, we fought with her, but she still escaped!"

Ryoma: ∑(O_O；)

Boss, this lie is a bit outrageous!

Who will be suffocated to death by feces and urine?

"I'll arrange it later!"

Perhaps seeing Ryoma's doubts, Danzo regained his calm expression and continued to walk towards the center at a leisurely pace.

He explained: "You think this news is nonsense, right!"

"Uh... yes... Danzo-sama!"

He didn't understand. Since the boss knew it, why did he still say it and do it?

"This news is indeed untenable, but ordinary people, especially those women, like it!

And after they spread it by word of mouth, this news will become more outrageous. I don't care whether it is nonsense or not. As long as those women are given a reason, this topic will be heated up and everyone will know it in the end!

But the core will not change. Do you understand!"

Ryoma understood, and he said with admiration: "Your Excellency is wise. Those women don't care whether this news is true or not, and they have been resentful of Uchiha for a long time. As long as more people say it, this news will become true even if it is false.

After all, it is not illegal to spread rumors, but it takes a lot of effort to refute rumors!"

This trick is really high, he couldn't help but give Danzo a thumbs up.

(σﾟ∀ﾟ)σ..:*☆Oh, not bad

"Yeah, that's the truth!" Danzo nodded, and said, he felt a little unhappy, "I just don't know who that little girl is, she owes me a favor now!"

"I'll find out right away!"

"Well, after finding out, pull her into the Root Organization and let her help us deal with Uchiha!"

"Okay!" After Longma responded, he seemed to have some attention, and he asked tentatively: "Do you want to spread rumors that the pig at the east end of the village was done by Uchiha?!"

Danzo was a little tempted when he heard it, but he soon shook his head, "Forget it, if there are too many types of rumors, it will be easy to break itself, so let's do it this way!"

"Yes!"

Then, Longma talked to Danzo about other irrelevant things again.

...

At Dazhuang's house.

Mirai was washing dishes in the kitchen, while Uchiha Hong made a pot of tea for the four of them.

When Weilai returned to the dining table and sat down, she inadvertently glimpsed the photo in her sister's apron pocket.

Because she was sitting at the moment, the photo was squeezed out by the folds of her pocket, revealing half of it outside.

But why is the scenery in this half of the photo so familiar?

At this time, Uchiha Dazhuang looked at Weilai, smiled, and took out a photo from his pocket.

"Come on, I met a very nice girl when I was on duty today. Take a look and see if she is suitable to be my future daughter-in-law!"

The three of them were stunned and looked at it subconsciously.

Then the three of them were stunned.

Σ(☉▽☉"a

What the future is confused about is that she is in this photo.

What Honghong and Mieko are confused about is how the child's father knew about this?

And he took a photo.

The next moment, the mother and daughter turned their heads to look at the future.

At this moment, the future doesn't care about their eyes. He stared at the photo, his eyes full of shock and confusion.

'I guessed wrong!?"

Did my father really like me!

Is it okay for me to marry myself?!

＿|￣|●

Uchiha Hong looked at the little loli with a red bow headband in the photo, and then looked at his brother who was shocked beyond words.

The corners of his mouth rose wildly uncontrollably.

'My dear brother, it turns out that you are still in the old I've been in front of my dad before, isn't it exciting! '

Mieko looked at Weilai with a half-smile, and saw that his eyes were dull, and couldn't help laughing.

This brat... said he didn't want to wear women's clothes... but he was caught.

She looked at Dazhuang and saw that her husband was looking at the photo with more and more satisfaction.

"Listen to me, don't look at this girl because she is fat. Once she loses weight, she will definitely not be fat!"

He pointed to the fat ball in the photo, "Look, even if she is wearing white clothes, there is still no dirt on her body, which shows that she loves cleanliness, which is very similar to you, Honghong.

Then look at her running posture, her hands swing naturally, her steps are small, and even if she is exercising vigorously, her posture is elegant, which shows that sheYou have received a good education, which is similar to you, Mieko.

Look again..."

Uchiha Dazhuang was still chattering, but the three people in the future were confused again.

Future: o_O ||

Honghong: (O_O)?

Mieko: ゛(◎_◎;)

The three of them had their eyes wider than Uchiha Dazhuang's.

The words "Nani" were written all over their faces!