Naruto Caged Bird

(Chapter "Nonsense" will gradually become more relaxed later on!)

Ahead, giants were approaching, and the huge "fat giant" roared towards Rizai with its **** mouth open. Fat giant, this is definitely a new breed that did not appear in "Attack on Titan"!

Ah~~Aw~~~! !

"Haha, it's the kid from Hyuga's family, you're coming to Ding Zuo again~~hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" As he spoke, it was the baby in the swaddle that "pressed" on his face with the shaking of his flesh and the trembling of the ground. The father of the baby Qiu Dao Ding Zuo: "Qiu Dao Ding 'Pan'". And the unique facial features of the Qiudao family, the huge spiral meat "pattern" on the big face plate also rotated with the movement of the body and the vibration of the ground. It looks like the circle of "mosquito coil with chrysanthemum" ordered last night! (Bigger than the seat, of course, is "Pan")

Autumn Road Dingpan, Autumn Road Dingzuo, Autumn Road Dingci ≠ Qiudao Didie, at this time, the day difference suddenly felt that the name was so magical and reasonable. However, it seems that the future Qiu Dao Di Die should be called "Qiu Dao Ding (Ding), for girls, "Qiu Dao Ding Ding" sounds better!".

As Qiudao Dingpan approached, Rizai turned into two pillar-like legs standing there in front of his eyes. The day messenger who couldn't see the other person's face had to raise his neck, not enough, and raised his neck again. Ah~~ I can finally face the opponent's "big nostrils" with a positive gaze. Dongdong that can stuff a big grape must be very enjoyable to poke with your fingers. Those two black nostrils kept shrinking and expanding with the breathing, and it looked very joyful.

Seeing this huge body that blocked him from shining the noon sun and feeling the cosmic signal, the corner of Nishiji's mouth twitched when he originally wanted to show a friendly smile~~ Finally he raised his right hand high above his head and said hello: " Hi~~ Uncle Ding Pan is good!"

Hehehe, my tiny self suddenly felt so embarrassed in front of this big guy.

At this time, Qiu Dao Ding Pan had to squat down, facing the "only" child in the village who was interested in his cute son, as a father, he was very happy. Fatty's childhood was not always happy, although there must be a fat person in every story. But only a fat man who can be liked by others will be really happy. I hope he and his son can become good partners and good friends in the future.

"I must not let my son have a lonely childhood!" Thinking of this, Qiu Dao Ding Pan bared his big canine teeth. Ding~~ Showing a self-righteous and beautiful smile in the emerging starlight.

So, that's it. This gigantic figure chatted with the little guy called Rizai, and they had a great time chatting!

The daily messenger chatted happily with the head of the Qiudao clan in front of him. Although the huge body of the Qiudao clan made many people feel intimidated, the fat man in every story is actually a good old man who can answer questions. sing heart. isn't it?

Suddenly, as if he had discovered something curious, the little day difference stared at the simple and huge chair in the main hall and asked Qiu Dao Ding Pan, "Uncle Ding Pan, where is that chair? What are you doing, why did you accumulate so much dust~~"?

It was a black official chair made of unknown solid wood, solemn and majestic. The most important thing is that it is very strong at first glance, with four legs and a thick bowl. It's a pity that at this time, dust as thick as rice grains has accumulated on it.

"Hey~~!" Looking at the chair that Risai pointed to that has been standing there since Qiudao, Qiudao Dingpan let out a long sigh from the old elders, and the giant's lung core was also huge and long. Immediately, he seemed to recall something.

With the end of memories and sighs, Qiudao Dingpan said helplessly: "That is the chair that Qiudao clan has passed down from ancient times to the present, and only the patriarch can sit on it!" While speaking, he proudly patted his chest with his right hand " Bang bang" sound.

"Then why is there such a thick layer of dust on it, as if no one has been sitting in it for a long time~~!" The day messenger continued to pretend to be a cute and good baby, tilting his head and asking questions curiously.

"Hoo~~!" Qiu Dao Ding Pan exhaled another long breath and said, "Because, I can't sit in anymore~~!" At the moment he finished speaking, he seemed so depressed, Poor and touching~!

For a long time, Rizai was dumbfounded.

Qiudao Ding Pan looked at the sudden and silent day difference, and thought he felt sorry for himself. Suddenly looked relievedly at the baby Ding Zuo and said: "This is the origin of the name 'Ding Zuo'! As my son, he will definitely be the patriarch of the Qiudao clan in the future. I hope he can replace my 'Zuo' Get into that chair." At this moment, tears were shining in his affectionate eyes, as if a sincere moralist was believing, praying, and supplicating.

"Pfft!" I was speechless.

At this moment, the wide-mouthed Nisai felt as if his chin had dropped to the ground. He bent down slowly and lifted the minibus up. Please accept my knees. What about your integrity, author? Why don't you make up dirty jokes?

Qiu Dao Ding Pan, who has always had a big heart, looked at the small day messenger who suddenly opened his mouth, and got up to weigh his stomach. Looking at the sun, it seems that it is already lunch time. How can we let the guests go hungry in our house? That's a very disrespectful thing!

Immediately, Qiu Dao Ding Pan, who tried his best to look friendly, said: "Ah, you must be hungry! Men need to eat more to grow taller~~hahahaha~~" The iron pot is the same The big fist was hammered on his chest, and he swore like a day's messenger to ensure that what he said was reasonable.

This is probably the first giant in this world who sees Nishi as a "man" instead of a boy. But, I'm so **** hungry 555~~!

After a long time, Mr. Ding Pan, who was hospitable and hospitable, then used his basin-sized hands to bring a few big meat buns from nowhere and handed them to the day difference. ". And the other hand that was not idle also grabbed a basket of steamed buns and put it into his mouth. Amidst the sound of "bajibaji~~", he had nothing but finished eating.

That afternoon, I stood at the gate of Qiudao, twisting the unfinished buns with my mouth full of oil, happily ending today's visit!

As the saying goes:

There is a bear father on top of every bear child;

On top of every father bear is an even more bear master;

This bear bears until the end of the plot, Diedie, Ding Ding and Ding Ding;

To be honest, their father~~ is really not cute.

Along the way, he secretly picked out the big fat stuffing in the bun in a corner where no one was around, and threw it away. Then, the daily messenger who quietly ate the smooth, white and tender bun skin, hummed an out-of-key tune and chattered wildly...

Do you think I will eat such oily stuffed buns? You underestimate me! In fact, I always think that the white bread skin is the best to eat~~.

He stuttered, admiring Qiu Dao guy's food is still good, thinking about his next goal.

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At this time, in this era, the ninja world, which is still immersed in peace, ushered in a wave of newborn babies.

All countries, villages, ethnic groups, and families are busy with the post-war "making little man" activities, and there are fierce "cracking" battles every night.

Every ninja war that has lasted for more than ten years has brought indelible pain to the whole world. And this kind of pain requires the birth and growth of generations until they become new ninjas.

"Hatred" is thus accumulated from generation to generation.

"Forgiveness" has always only existed in that **** soap opera when the hero and heroine are in love, and it will appear disgustingly.

This is the ninja world.

Looking at the entire Hokage plot from the perspective of the traveler Nisashi, it turns out that the newborns are all born in a brutal "segment by segment". What happened in the five or six years between each generation? People who miss that period of time either die or don't exist?

And the plot characters of the only few surviving people turned out to be single dogs and "Wanwan". Even, he has been a bachelor all his life!

This has to make Rizai sigh with emotion. Although he was born a few years earlier in this life, he will still have a wife and children in the future.

Although I died young. But, in the end, I won’t become a single dog again. "Ahahahaha~~ By the way, what will my future wife look like?" Thinking about it, the daily difference at this time has a feeling of "chiji" but not moving "too much". It's too small!"

Thinking about it, the soul of gossip ignited again. It seems that no one has a baby born recently. Is there a little girl, hehehe!

The father of the gifted child whose IQ reached 250 and broke through the sky seemed to be born soon. The whole family has the same personality, the whole family has the same soaring ponytail, and the whole family has the same IQ:

Will it be possible to speak as soon as it is born?

Will you be too hungry to cry and be starved to death?

Do you hate women who let men breastfeed?

"It's really troublesome~~!" The imaginary Nishi suddenly imitated Shikamaru's tone and sighed. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com Anyway, it will be known in a few months. The Nara family who is afraid of his wife is so afraid of his wife, who is still holding his pregnant shrew somewhere!

"By the way, what's Nara Shikahisa's father's name?"

Nara Shikayo "Nara Shikamaru" Nara Shikahisa "? ? ? ?

Then let's call it Nara deer "gate", deer gate, Nara deer gate, deer's "gate", a good name for a family that is related to deer!

At this time, the corner of the dumpling stuffing that was thrown on the ground.

"Your Majesty Queen~~ My Lady Queen, go slowly~~ My Lady Queen, be careful about your stomach~~ My Lady Queen, raise your feet~~Oh, Your Lady Queen, don't pull your hair~~" This is a couple who like to wear "fishnet" couple costumes and bundles very much A loving couple with an explosive "soaring ponytail". Even the swaddling clothes of the future baby that I just bought in my hand are covered with a layer of fishing nets.

In the dark corner just passing by, members of the Aurajo and Inuzuka clans, who have always had a low sense of existence, met here alone.

It seems to be "one-on-one".

"Hey~~~Dog seller, what if your wild dog ate my cute little bug?"

"What's wrong, you're a Gu breeder. Or, why don't you ask "Pill" to pull out a nest for you tomorrow!"

Sasha VS Aww~~~

Pawn!

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Timeline—Konoha's 23rd year: January 28, Yamanaka Haiichi was born; April 22, Akimichi Choza was born; July 15, Nara Shikuhisa was born last.

At this time, Konoha's 19-year-old Hyuga brothers were four years old.