Myth Invasion: I Kill the Gods on Earth

When Lin Fan arrived, he saw Yang Jian beating the God of Winter.

It is completely a one-sided ravage.

As the three-pointed two-edged sword was swung, the cold divine power shattered the wind and snow in the sky, making the God of Winter howl and scream!

"ah!"

"Wrong, big brother, wrong!"

"stop it!"

Yang Jian sneered: "Wrong? Ha, when will Xiaotian forgive you and when will I stop!"

Xiaotian: "Woof woof woof!" .🅆.

The other God of Winter was lucky, perhaps because he didn't break the Howling Tengu bowl, so he wasn't hated by the black dog.

Although his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, Erlangshen was put down by Erlang Shen and he was carefully massaging the black dog, making the black dog turn its belly in enjoyment.

As for the young man leading the way, he was eating popcorn with sympathetic eyes.

suddenly.

"Zhenjun Erlang, hold on!"

A shout came from afar.

Lin Fan got off the fighter plane and headed straight for Erlang Shen.

Yang Jian glanced at Lin Fan and then slowly stopped.

"Who are you……"

Lin Fan cupped his fists and bowed: "Commander-in-Chief of Great Xia, Lin Fan, has met True Lord Erlang!"

After his death, the First Emperor, Guan Yu, and Lu Bu also announced their names.

"Great Qin, Ying Zheng!"

"Lu Bu among men!"

"The Duke with a beautiful beard, the Marquis of Shouting of Han Dynasty, the Five Tiger Generals, the enemy of ten thousand people, the Great Xia Martial Saint, the God of Martial Wealth, a man of unparalleled loyalty and righteousness, the man who warmed wine and beheaded Hua Xiong, beheaded the good-looking and punished the ugly, rode alone for thousands of miles, Pass five levels and kill six generals..."

Yang Jian frowned and looked at Guan Yu, wondering: "But there are only three of you..."

Lin Fan: "..."

Inadvertently, Yun Chang pretended again.

Lin Fan interrupted Guan Yu, who was introducing himself as if he was announcing the name of the dish, and said bluntly: "His name is Guan Yu, and his courtesy name is Yunchang."

"I remember," Yang Jian's eyes became slightly gentler, "Ying Zheng, Lu Bu, Guan Yu... were all the Eastern Gods of War who emerged at the beginning of that battle."

"Speaking of which, we are comrades-in-arms."

In that battle that year, the Eastern Martial God fought against the gods.

When the Eastern God of War gradually became exhausted, the Eastern gods and Buddhas could no longer sit still and began to appear one after another.

"Can you open your eyes and speak?" Yang Jian suddenly looked at Guan Yu who had his eyes closed to caress him.

Lin Fan: "..."

"Leave him alone," Lin Fan said quickly: "Please let go of those two gods of winter."

"Let it go?" Yang Jian snorted coldly: "If it was something else, it would be easier to say. But he broke Xiaotian's dog bowl!"

Unforgivable!

This is reverse scale!

The God of Winter quickly shouted: "Please stop, I will give Brother Xiaotian another dog bowl as compensation!"

"Pure gold! No, made of divine crystal!"

"Stop hitting me!"

This Erlangshen is really too powerful!

He obviously just woke up, but the Eight-Nine Mysterious Technique is too terrifying!

"Is it enough to pay just one?" Yang Jian looked at the black dog: "Xiaotian, are you willing to pay him the dog bowl for you?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Black dog protested a few times.

"I know, you feel wronged." Yang Jian nodded and looked at Lin Fan: "This dog bowl has been used by Xiaotian since he was a child. Moreover, the meaning of the dog bowl is not just a bowl!"

"That is Xiaotian's dignity!"

"For dogs, their job is always the most important thing!"

"How can we just pay for a bowl?! Even a golden bowl can't compare to that bowl!"

Erlang Shen's eyes widened!

The Eight-Nine Mysterious Technique exudes terrifying divine power, and the three eyes release a cold and cold light!

Lin Fan quickly said: "I will give you twenty pounds of bones."

Erlang Shen laughed loudly: "It's ridiculous, it's just bones..."

The words have not yet finished.

"Woof woof woof!" The black dog shouted excitedly in an instant, and his barks came out.

"Well..." Yang Jian looked at the black dog with a complicated expression, "That's your dignity...

…”

"Woof woof woof!"

"Okay. Since you said it, I will let him live." Yang Jian rubbed his face complicatedly, his eyebrows and eyes slowly closed, and he said to Lin Fan: "Xiao Tian said, I want to slap the bones."

The black dog flew up with its tail wagging.

Lin Fan: "..."

Is this the dignity of a dog?

The God of Winter who was hung up and beaten almost collapsed and was sick!

You should have told me earlier!

Just say twenty pounds of bones!

I want to compensate you for the golden bowl, and I want to compensate you for the divine crystal, but if you don’t want it, is that enough for twenty pounds of bones?

All I can say is that you should never use human values ​​​​to measure a dog.

Erlang Shen threw the two bruised and swollen Winter Gods to Lin Fan expressionlessly, frowned and said: "The Winter Gods have already hit you here, you are so disappointed, don't panic, although I have just woken up, but …”

"boom!"

A thousand-meter body suddenly manifested!

"My heavenly court governs the human world and protects the three realms. This has been the case throughout the ages."

"How can we allow gods to trample us!"

"Even if you burn the soul, you must let the gods know who is the master of this place!"

The three-pointed, two-edged spear points directly to the north!

The rolling divine power burst out, and at this moment, his eyes were burning with flames, as if they were about to burn his soul!

"Woof woof woof!" The black dog also stood up instantly, grinning behind Yang Jian!

Lin Fan said quickly: "No, don't get excited, we have already won the battle, and all the gods of winter have been captured alive."

I'm afraid that if it's a second too late, this guy will really start to burn his soul.

"Ah... I won..."

Yang Jian blinked, and the terrifying aura he had just summoned fell instantly, and his face looked a little embarrassed.

My side is full of fighting spirit, ready to burn my soul.

Did you tell me it was finished?

"Then why are they..." Yang Jian pointed to the two gods of winter.

Use their breath to awaken you. Lin Fan explained.

"Humans, don't be arrogant." The God of Winter said coldly: "Don't think you have won. I'm afraid you don't know that besides us, there is another team that has..."

"Is that Dong Qi who attacked Dangyang secretly?" Lin Fan frowned.

The God of Winter said in horror: "What! How do you know!"

"Reminder, he is sleeping in Dangyang." Lin Fan pointed at Guan Gong.

Guan Yu closed his eyes and stroked his beard: "Local chickens and tile dogs."

The two winter gods suddenly looked desperate: "Dong Qi..."

"Don't worry, he's not dead." Lin Fan smiled: "The three of them have surrendered."

The face of the God of Winter changed drastically: "Surposed? Impossible. Dong Qi has received great favor from the Lord God, and he is the most loyal!"

"Well, there's no point in saying this..." One of the Winter Gods gritted his teeth and said, "We lost because we were so unlucky that we happened to bump into the sleeping place of Erlang Xiansheng."

"If you want to kill or behead me, please do as you please!"

"I just wish I couldn't save the Lord God... I just ask you to let our devout believer go for the sake of brotherhood. He is not guilty and is just following our guidance!"

The two gods of winter were bound by Lin Fan one by one with the power of Shura, but they still did not forget the believer who brought them here.

That is a devout believer!

If they fall into the hands of humans, they are certain to die, but how pious are those believers? They are believers who never give up their faith and help the God of Winter in times of crisis!

Lin Fan smiled: "Are you sure you bumped into Erlang Shen by chance?"

God of Winter: "???"

There was silence in the air for five seconds.

The two gods of winter seemed to understand something. He looked at the young man eating popcorn not far away in astonishment, and saw that just now he had an apologetic smile on his face. The spineless young man suddenly seemed to have changed.

Velcro, after the winter badge, there is a red pattern!

He stood up straight and saluted straightly: "Fortunately, I have fulfilled my destiny! I have attracted the two Lord Gods!"

God of Winter: "..."

OK OK.

God considers you a believer.

You use your brains with the gods, right?

How about playing Infernal Affairs with us?

We are also interceding for you! .🅆.

"But why does he have the mark of the gods on his forehead! That is definitely not fake!!" A god of winter shouted loudly: "It truly contains divinity!"

Lin Fan chuckled: "Doesn't it contain divinity? Grinding powder from your bones also contains divinity."

As soon as these words came out, the two winter gods felt chills all over their bodies.

Bone grinding?

Bones of the God of Winter?

In other words, the devout believer in my heart has actually been talking to me through the bone powder of the god?

At this moment, in the eyes of these two gods, Lin Fan and the young man with the stern smile were like demons.

"Don't say any more. Our skills are inferior to others, but we would rather die than be captured alive! We would rather die than be humiliated!" A winter god gritted his teeth.

behind.

Winter's godhood was shaking violently, and cracks were spreading!

He wants to destroy his own godhood!

"Don't be anxious." Lin Fan quickly interrupted him with a slap in the face: "Such a big man is always seeking death. In fact, your Lord God has cooperated with us, and we are getting engaged tomorrow."

"You just have to go back with us in a while."

As soon as these words came out, Yang Jian frowned and said, "Cooperation?"

But it was the two gods of winter who had the biggest reaction!

"cooperate!?!"

"impossible!"

"Despicable humans, don't lie to us! How could the Lord God be with you despicable humans..."

Lin Fan was too lazy to do ink, so he took out his phone and said, "Hey, Chione, um, yes, I don't believe these two either, um."

Then he handed the phone to the two winter gods.

On the screen, Chione looked serious and said: "You didn't cause any casualties, right?"

As soon as these words came out.

A God of Winter's eyes suddenly turned red, and his voice choked with sobs: "Master God, we are incompetent. We were defeated by Erlang Xiansheng True Monarch as soon as we arrived. We were unable to cause effective casualties, and we were unable to hold the people of the city hostage..."

However.

"Great." Chione suddenly laughed.

"Lord God?" The God of Winter was stunned for a long time, "You, why are you laughing...Are you overwhelmed by our failure..."

"Don't worry about it. In short, do whatever they ask you to do. As long as there are no casualties, it's okay." Chione snorted coldly, "Okay, don't cause any trouble for me, you two and that Dong Qi , it makes me feel uneasy."

"Come back quickly. Forget it. I'm studying the menu for the engagement dinner with Mr. Hannibal. He is a very good chef."

"Dududu."

The communication was disconnected.

The two winter gods blinked in confusion.

Voted?

Really voted?

At this moment, they and Dong Qi had the same thing in mind - I was about to fight to the death, why did Your Majesty surrender first?

Just keep at it!

We are still thinking of ways to save you and make a comeback!

This makes us look stupid!

We are being chased by dogs and beaten, but you are happily studying the engagement menu with a chef who comes from nowhere?

Is it important to emphasize that I know how to be a good person when I have nothing to do? Just a poor chef!

But they also believed at this time that Dong Qi had indeed surrendered.

After all, the Lord God has voted...

And getting engaged...what kind of engagement? The Lord God has been single for so many years...

The two winter gods had complicated expressions on their faces at this time, and they were speechless at all.

"Okay, just wait patiently and ask Chione face to face if you have any questions." Lin Fan threw behind him the two winter gods who were bound by Shura chains in both body and soul.

Yang Jian smiled and said: "It's interesting. The God of Winter was captured alive... Haha, the humans in this land are really powerful now."

"Thanks to the protection of our ancestors." Lin Fan said to Yang Jian: "Zhensheng Zhenjun, are you willing to join the gods of Daxia to fight against the divine world and fight for Daxia?"

Yang Jian smiled: "It is natural to fight against the God Realm. This is the responsibility of Heaven."

"It's just...the gods of Daxia, what is that?"

The word "god" emphasizes the tone.

Lin Fan explained: "Yes, the gods of Daxia! They are the gods under the jurisdiction of Daxia!"

"Haha, that's interesting."

Yang Jian smiled.

Lin Fan saw that Erlang Shen didn't answer, but his meaning seemed to be clear, so he bowed respectfully and said, "Thank you, Zhenjun, for your favor. In this case, please follow us back to the Great Wall of the North, where everyone is."

"Yes." Erlangshen looked at Xiaotian Dog: "Xiaotian, let's go!"

"boom!"

Fighter planes soar into the sky again!

It's just that the cabin that was transformed from the ammunition magazine is a bit small at this time. After all, there are two more medium gods, Guan Yu, Yang Jian, and a black dog.

"This Erlang Shen is very easy to talk to." The First Emperor whispered to Lin Fan.

"Yes, he is easier to talk to than Guan Gong. After all, it seems that every returning ancestor has his or her own personality. They all have to fight first before they can integrate into the current Daxia..." Lin Fan said with a smile: "This is good, no need to fight, everyone. It’s nice to be kind and calm.”

Lin Fan felt that he had finally broken the curse of "fighting with his ancestors".

This is a normal plot.

How can anyone still have to fight with their ancestors every day?

The First Emperor also nodded with deep understanding.

"And this time Guan Gong is not actually fighting. At most, he is just pretending to be cool...Thanks to Brother Zheng for your cooperation." Lin Fan thanked him.

It didn't matter that Lin Fan himself suffered a loss. After all, he was the famous Guan Gong, so his idol status was a bonus.

Besides, he also taught me the sword spirit of loyalty and righteousness, lent him the Qinglong Sword, and even smashed it to pieces...

But the First Emperor's performance was purely a friendly one.

On the other side, Guan Yu looked at the mountains and rivers passing below him and sighed softly: "What a wonderful river and mountains, but it's a pity that the eldest brother and the third brother are not here..."

Erlang Shen looked at the land below, suddenly pointed and frowned: "What is that?"

"Oh, the bridge across the river." Lin Fan replied nonchalantly.

Yang Jian frowned: "Across the river, a bridge?"

Well, the Yellow River used to be like a natural chasm to humans, blocking the north and south. Only ships can move slowly. Lin Fan smiled and said: "But it is different now. Human beings also have the power to change the mountains and rivers, interrupt the divine punishment, and make travel between the north and the south smooth."

Yang Jian thought thoughtfully: "Have human beings changed the mountains and rivers at will?"

Lin Fan said proudly: "Yes, but we still pursue the unity of heaven and man, but in this case, the main idea is that one person can defeat heaven!"

"What's that?"

tunnel. Lin Fan explained again: "The mountains blocked the road, so we dug up the mountains! Now, humans are the masters of this land!"

Yang Jian smiled: "It's interesting."

Lin Fan didn't take Yang Jian's question to heart, he just thought it was a curious question. After all, the First Emperor, Bai Qi and others were quite curious when they saw the current Daxia.

Yang Jian looked at the mountains and rivers passing by below, where humans had paved roads, built bridges, and dug tunnels.

He stroked the black dog and chuckled: "It's interesting... the gods of Daxia, man can conquer the sky... Humans actually feel that they are the masters, and even think that they can compete with the gods of heaven? They even want to let me This god joins them and gives them orders?”

There was a cold glint in his eyes!