Myth Invasion: I Kill the Gods on Earth

Someone shouted in surprise: "Oh, there's another one here!"

"Hahaha, great! The wish came true! One actually came out!"

"This thing is actually alive and kicking. It's much fresher than the ones sold! The ones sold are all cooked meat!"

"Aren't we waiting in line here for so long just to buy the meat of the Ice Cracker? And it's delivered to your door!"

“Great, no need to queue!”

The people were genuinely happy about the sudden appearance of this giant beast.

Some people even shouted: "Don't report it to the military, don't call the police, we can just handle it ourselves! Otherwise we will be taken away again! We still have to queue up!"

The boss of the Ice Cracking Bird was stunned for a moment, and it suddenly felt something was wrong.

The way those humans look at themselves is like... looking at food?

But these are just ordinary humans. Why are they not afraid of me at all? They have even begun to move closer to me, as if they want to surround me!

The boss of the Ice Cracking Bird gestured with his wings behind him, signaling to the second and third children who were still hiding in the hole to get out first, something was wrong.

Taking a deep breath, the Ice Cracking Bird boss looked at those weird humans with an ominous premonition in his heart.

But he still comforted himself that these people were not wearing those emerald green clothes, they had no weapons in their hands, and they did not have that chilling atmosphere.

Obviously, they were ordinary humans who were used as food during the Ice Age.

In this case, what is there to be afraid of?

Let the hunt begin! !

It's hunting time!

"Roar!!" The boss of the Ice Cracking Bird let out a violent roar and pounced on the humans!

The sharp claws stepped directly towards the nearest group of people!

But the next moment.

"Hahaha, you even sent it to your door? Don't you know that I go to the nightclub every day to dance the First Emperor's Dance with Brother Bai Qi!"

A strong man wearing a chef's skirt took out a kitchen knife from his waist and shouted loudly: "Da Qin, Feng!"

"boom!"

A wisp of evil energy actually rose up, and the strong man suddenly burst out with the strength of the seventh grade!

A weak scholar with eyes took out a Tsinghua dictionary. In an instant, literary energy rushed out like ink, his clothes burst into tears, and his muscles were ferocious, revealing his "benevolent" back!

"As a Chinese teacher, I am a lay disciple of Confucianism!"

"Feel the power of a Chinese teacher!"

Two bald programmers even swung the bodhi beads they usually kept in a circle and smashed them at it. In an instant, the Buddha's light shone brightly!

"Amitabha, as programmers with hair loss, we have long been lay disciples of Buddhism!"

"Look at the merits I have accumulated by programming and chanting sutras!"

"Eat my mighty Tianlong!"

Several workers also erupted with terrifying auras, all with the strength of sixth or seventh grade!

"Well done! Now I can even twist the steel bars with my bare hands. Let's see if I can break your claws!"

"Haha, our unit now has to look at the level of the God-killing Demon-Slaying Technique to even evaluate professional titles. It's time to put it to use!"

"In order to practice and move more steel, I even use the God-killing and Demon-Slaying Technique when moving steel. I can move a ton at a time. I have already reached the seventh level!"

Even some aunts and uncles were not inferior, they rolled up their sleeves and rushed forward!

Instead of retreating, everyone moved forward, striking hard at the falling giant claw!

Like a swarm of ants colliding with a giant beast!

Just a moment.

"Ouch!"

The ice-cracking bird let out a scream, and its huge body flew backwards for a hundred meters!

Feeling the terrifying aura and the severe pain all over his body, the eyes of the Ice Cracking Bird boss were filled with disbelief!

In this land, even ordinary humans now have this kind of strength?

It spat out a mouthful of blood, then turned around and tried to run away!

"Hold it, don't let him get away!"

The common people chased away like a tide, and several figures instantly became blurred like a mass of ink. With a few light steps and leaps, they managed to catch up with the ice-cracking bird easily!

"Puff puff!"

The daggers fell like meteors, cutting the thick legs of the ice-cracked bird deeply and breaking the hamstrings!

"boom!"

The huge body fell directly to the ground. Just as he was about to get up, several people from behind suddenly took out their mahogany swords and threw out talismans!

A thin high school student who came to queue to buy meat for his mother pushed up the glasses on his face, pulled back his school uniform, revealing the Taoist robe underneath, and said loudly: "Urgent like a law, thunder formation!"

"boom!!"

Hundreds of tiny thunderbolts fell directly from the sky. Although the number and power were not as good as those released by real Taoist disciples, they all fell on the ice cracking bird, causing the ice cracking bird to twitch on the ground!

"Don't set the fire on the ground, it won't be fresh once it's cooked!" Someone suddenly shouted, "And these feathers are very insulating, take them back to make down jackets and quilts!"

The ice-cracking bird's body was paralyzed by the blow, and it could only flop and struggle on the ground, trying to keep people from coming close.

"Disciples of the Xingyi Sect, hold it down!" A thin old man shouted loudly, his muscles suddenly towering, blood gushing out, and the shadow of a tiger condensed behind him!

Then he took the lead and jumped up, like a tiger, holding down the ice-cracked bird's giant claws!

A strong man working in a bakery rolled up his sleeves, clenched his huge fists, and sneered: "I knead dough every day and the boxing skills I have honed should be put to use!"

Hundreds of lay disciples of the Xingyi Sect also jumped up, either like white cranes or like tigers, and all pressed down on this huge ice-cracked bird!

"The men from Jianmen are here to kill and bleed!"

"Buzz!"

The sword roars!

Hundreds of men, women and men, old and young, made sword skills with their hands, and flying swords swept out!

The flying sword at the front actually had a rich blood light and exuded the aura of killing. It was a flying sword that the elder brother working in the slaughterhouse had impregnated with the lives of tens of thousands of cattle and sheep!

The evil spirit is strong and extremely sharp, as if you can hear the screams of cows, sheep and chickens, and see the ghosts of cows, sheep and chickens lingering around you!

"Swords follow me!" The elder brother in the apron shouted loudly, and in just a moment, the flying sword led hundreds of flying swords to shuttle over the ice-cracking bird with great skill.

Cut open the neck and blood spurts out.

Before the Ice-Cracked Bird expired, the flying sword once again led hundreds of flying swords to shuttle across its body, slashing along the joints. Before the Ice-Cracked Bird could recover, it had been cut into several pieces. piece!

Thighs, chicken wings, necks, chicken tenders, all parts are neatly divided.

What stands out is a major!

Some people couldn't help but praise: "Good swordsmanship!"

"I have killed countless thousands of chickens in the slaughterhouse, and my heart is as cold as my sword." After the slaughterhouse brother finished speaking, he loudly said: "Follow the process!"

"Buddhist disciples, start to save!"

"Disciples of the Xingyi Sect, use the double shapes of tiger and crane to pluck the hair!"

"Sword cultivator, prepare to further divide and cut it into pieces for everyone's convenience!"

Hundreds of people took off their wigs, released the Buddha's light from their bald heads, and began to chant sutras for salvation.

The Xingyi Sect disciples directly started to pluck the feathers from the huge ice-cracked bird. Their hands were like tiger claws and crane's beaks, and the feathers they plucked were flying.

The sword cultivator drove the sharp flying sword up and down, cutting all the plucked parts into pieces of about a kilogram of meat.

Cooperation is tacit.

The people who participated in the battle happily began to pack meat in their pockets, and everyone was beaming with joy.

"Very good!"

"It's so fresh. Look at the meat. It's still moving!"

"Not to mention the flesh is still moving, the Ice Cracker Bird is still alive! It can't be a winter creature, it's still alive!"

“No need to queue now!”

"Give me two pounds of brains and go back and make roasted brains!"

"Bring me two pounds of ribs, and I'll go back and make soup!"

"Give me a section of your claw, and I'll make braised chicken feet!"

"As expected of a winter creature, the large intestine is so big and much more satisfying than pig intestines! I want to braise the large intestine when I go back!"

For a moment, the people rushed up to get the meat, moving it as quickly as ants. The big ice-cracking bird boss couldn't get enough of it, and all its parts were clearly arranged.

In the hole, the two ice-cracked birds stared blankly at this scene, watching their eldest brother's plucked feathers scattering to different places, watching their eldest brother being cut into pieces, the third child's eyes turned red: "Brother!"

He roared and rushed out to take revenge.

but.

"Don't go out!" The second child quickly stopped the third child and covered his mouth with his wings: "Do you want to die too?"

"Don't you see how powerful those humans outside are!"

"Times have changed..."

The second child looked at the direction where the boss fell with a face full of reluctance, and looked at the humans who were plucking the boss's hair: "But..."

At this moment, the Ice Cracking Bird boss, who was still breathing, raised his head desperately and let out a painful roar with all his strength.

"Roar!"

The people just thought this was the last scream and didn't think much about it, and continued plucking and cutting to pretend they were fast.

But the second and third children shed tears.

The Icecracker boss used his last strength to look at the hole where they were hiding and endured the pain to tell them.

"Run, run!"

"Don't think about revenge for me... I can feed these humans with just one bird!"

"This is a human ambush. You take advantage of me to hold these humans back and attract their attention. Run!"

After saying that, the Ice Cracking Bird boss completely died.

"Ouch!" The third child covered his mouth, crying in pain.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the three brothers came out, one of them died!

"It's too late to be sad now! Let's talk about revenge later! Run out now!" The Ice Cracker Bird's second son poked his head out and saw that all the humans were busy there, and no one paid attention here.

"Run with me now!"

The second child of the Ice Cracking Bird seized the opportunity and jumped out of the hole. While people were busy cutting meat and no one was paying attention, he jumped several times and rushed into the forest with his huge body.

The third child also suppressed his sadness and followed closely behind.

"Second brother, eldest brother, he..."

"I know!" The second brother of the Ice Cracking Bird looked back at the humans: "Don't worry, we will avenge our eldest brother!"

"What a cunning human being!"

"These humans must be traps! They are deliberately waiting for us here!"

"I don't believe that every human being is so powerful!"

It said coldly: "Next, let's find a way to sneak into the human living area, attack the weak humans, and avenge our big brother!"

On the other side, the Ice Cracking Bird boss had completely disappeared, with nothing left except a bloodstain on the ground to prove its appearance.

Some people who didn't get it were still unsatisfied: "It's gone."

"Oh, I haven't gotten the meat yet..."

"Let's just wait in line honestly. Alas... I really hope a few more Ice Crackers will come out."

the other side.

Lin Fan was just waiting for Xingye to join him when he heard a voice on the intercom.

"It's bad! Commander-in-Chief, an Ice Cracker escaped! He encountered people queuing up to buy meat at the foot of the mountain!"

Lin Fan's expression changed: "What's the situation? Are there any casualties!"

"There is a death!"

Lin Fan suddenly felt deeply guilty. If he had been more careful, if he had not been careless, he would not have allowed people to buy meat...

yes.

This is war!

How can you still sell meat on site? Although Daxia is now powerful, it cannot be such a trivial matter...

And just when Lin Fan's eyes turned red.

The intercom suddenly said: "The ice-cracking bird is dead. We arrived too late and failed to protect it. The people just knocked it down and plucked its feathers. They didn't even call the police to notify us. We waited until we received the news and went over. By the time, there was nothing.”

"All the meat was taken away, and the bones were taken home and stewed in soup by the common people. Even the hair was gone. I heard that the aunts were going to take it back to make quilts and down jackets made of ice-cracked bird feathers, which are very warm..."

Lin Fan was stunned: "Is this the death you are talking about?"

"Ah, yes."

"Ah, it's okay. Let's investigate and see if there are any other winter creatures that have escaped." Lin Fan hung up the call with a strange expression.

I still blame myself when I heard that the people encountered the ice-cracking bird that escaped!

It turned out that the ice-cracking bird that had escaped encountered the common people... not even its fur was left!

Daxia is really developing very well now. Since the major martial arts have become popular, everyone can practice them.

The martial arts of the people of Daxia is engraved on d

In a, the pursuit of power is passed down from generation to generation.

Coupled with the assistance of eating sea animal meat every day, the national force value has become ridiculously strong.

Now, the average strength of the 50 million warriors is at the eighth or ninth level. Anyone who is not at the eighth level will be embarrassed to say that he is a warrior of Daxia when he goes out. Otherwise, his strength may not be as good as that of ordinary people.

Maybe even a brick-moving worker has the strength of the eighth level. A passerby squatting and chatting by the roadside might stand up and fly away with a flying sword in the next second.

Even in the Legion of Gods, there are more than twenty people who became gods among ordinary people.

After they had cultivated to the demigod realm, they all triggered severe emotional fluctuations by chance and relied on their will to open the genetic lock and become gods in their physical bodies.

I heard that one of them was a high school student. Because of his poor test scores, he was scolded by the teacher, saying that he had no future and no future.

As a result, the road to becoming a god suddenly started.

The fluctuations in divine power were directly detected by the military. Ten minutes later, they were specially recruited into the Legion of Gods on the spot and enjoyed regimental-level treatment... It can be said that the future is bright.

There is also a restaurant chef who doesn't want to fight at all and just wants to cook in peace. People practice God-killing Demon-Slaying Technique and Shushan Kendo just to cook better with flying swords.

After chopping vegetables every day, he has advanced by leaps and bounds to the demigod state, his knife skills are superb, and the vegetables he cuts are as thin as cicada wings, with even thickness.

As a result, one day a customer called me out and pointed at my nose, saying that the food was not delicious, and scolded me.

The sword roars for ten miles, and you become a god in one step.

Not the God of Swords, but the God of Cooking.

It can only be said that people have their own ambitions. Some people yearn to make achievements on the battlefield, while others like to cook in peace and harmony. Most people in Daxia still like peace. Even with the power of gods, they just want to get involved in production. , focus on the field you like.

After the official specially recruited him, they also respected his intention. Now this chef who is unwilling to fight is responsible for cooking for the soldiers, which is extremely fast and very delicious.

Lin Fan thought about the tragic experience of the ice-cracking bird, and said helplessly: "In my last life, this was not how the script was written..."

It is obviously the life of winter that invades Daxia and harms our compatriots.

As a result, people now kill winter creatures and eat their meat...

Right now.

"Squeak!"

A military jeep stopped in front of Lin Fan.

"Clang."

The car door opened and Xingye waved: "Let's go out and play together!"

Just as Lin Fan was about to get in the car, he suddenly glanced at the driver's seat, was stunned for a moment and said, "Mr. Zhang, are you coming too?"

"Why, after fighting so many battles, I can't rest my old bones anymore?" Mr. Zhang snorted, "Besides, you are in a special situation now, and you can't fall in love with Xingye. You can't do anything, and you are still afraid of me. As a light bulb?"

"To put it bluntly, I'm just here to watch you and prevent you from getting too excited and doing things you shouldn't do. Young people like you now tend to ignore your impulses..."

Obviously, Mr. Zhang came to work as a light bulb just to supervise Lin Fan and Xingye.

Lin Fan has a forbidden object [Loki's Mask] in his body.

Although Lin Fan is usually very sensible, Mr. Zhang is worried. After all, young people nowadays are too impulsive and play too much.

So I resisted the desire to dissect those winter creatures and first supervised Lin Fan.

"You don't have to worry about my old bones not being able to play with you." Mr. Zhang smiled and said: "I am also very open-minded. Although I only want to do anatomy now, I also sang and drank when I was young. Then We also had a dance club at that time. You can go and have fun wherever you want, don't worry about whether I can accept it or not."

"Okay." Lin Fan didn't know what to say, so he got in the car and asked Xingye, "Where are we going?"

"Now at the foot of the mountain, people have begun to prepare to set up tents to sell barbecue, but they haven't been set up yet. The closest place here is Baishan City," Xingye said happily: "Let's go there."

Lin Fan nodded and then remembered that he hadn't been to the city for a long time.