My Wonderful Nurse Wife
Chapter 569: The routine of being teased by a girl!
Originally, Tang Ye thought it would be troublesome for Yo An Ruoru to meet, but after hanging up the phone, he was unexpectedly in a good mood. This was not because the appointment was with An Ruoru, a superstar beauty, but because this incident made him jump out of the fight with the minister of Fulong, and was no longer so depressed and heavy.
The battle with the minister of the dragon is full of mysterious, dangerous and heavy. For example, if you are fighting against some martial arts that seriously violates scientific logic, you may also encounter mysterious things such as monsters and illusions. This kind of life has passed for a long time, and it is a bit suspicious that I am not living in a modern city, but a fantasy world without scientific civilization.
An Ruoru's status is not simple, he is a big star, but after all, he is just an ordinary person. Meet, have some coffee, and see the feasting and feasting of the metropolis, this is ordinary urban life. If An Ruoru had any fantasy identity, Tang Ye felt that he could doubt life and the world.
Lu Celadon suddenly appeared in front of Tang Ye, frightening Tang Ye. Tang Ye said badly: "What are you doing?"
Lu Qingci stared: "Which woman did you call to be intimate with?"
Tang Ye was speechless and said, "You think too much, just an ordinary friend."
Lu Qingci sneered and hummed, "Is it a woman?"
"Yes." Tang Ye answered honestly.
"Is it a beauty?" Lu Celadon asked again.
Tang Ye was a little bit embarrassed, feeling like he was being questioned. But if you don't answer, Lu Celadon must have made more trouble. But answer, An Ruoru must be a beautiful woman, then Lu Celadon would be unhappy if she answered that it was a beautiful woman. However, you must be honest, and you must not lie against your conscience.
"Yes." Tang Ye chose to answer honestly, he was an honest man.
Lu Celadon smiled, laughing ironically, and hummed: "Tang Ye, if you are a normal friend with a beautiful woman, I can be pregnant by you, believe it or not?"
"..."
Tang Ye was very angry and could not accept such hot words from Lu Celadon! Hasn't it been three years? How can you be so silent!
Seeing Tang Ye's anger, Lu Celadon immediately sat next to Tang Ye, laughed and said cutely, "I'm sorry, I was wrong, I just made a joke, to make an analogy. This is an exaggerated way of expression, describing in composition It’s often used in it. Besides, I can’t blame me for this. If I’m to blame, blame you for your disorder in the lower body. If you didn’t have that many women, would I say that to you?
After this was over, Lu Celadon took out a woman to talk about it, and Tang Ye seemed to be caught in a weak spot, and it was hard to refute. He wanted to have the courage to cut everything off and issue a confession statement, "All this is my fault, love is not easy, and do it and cherish it..."
"You don't have to blame yourself." Lu Celadon said suddenly: "I know you are that kind of extraordinary man when I look at it. Have you figured out about your sister Yourong's past life? Did you also know your past life? Your past life Is it also a man with many women? Throughout the past and present, history is so similar. Since you were like that in your previous life, then you are like this in this life, I take it for granted."
Tang Ye was moved by seeing Lu Celadon. How could there be such an enlightened woman?
Tang Ye lost his temper with Lu Celadon. He knew that Lu Celadon cared about him very much. Why does Lu Celadon know about his previous life? It must be Lu Celadon who secretly asked the old abbot Yimei.
Lu Celadon really felt sorry for Tang Ye. He looked at Tang Ye with a gentle expression and said, "In fact, people like you are very uncomfortable. Because you have memories of two lives. Even more than two lives. In case you have been from thousands of years ago What about the beginning of reincarnation? So even if you revolve once in a thousand years, there are several lifetimes. However, the human head has its limits, and it cannot be filled with things endlessly, especially memories. You are not me, you can bear so much The information. So, when your head can’t receive so much information, but the information will still flood into your brain as you wake up in your previous life, it may drive you crazy."
"Even if you are the same person, but living in different times, different environments, different rules, and different habits, you will have different thoughts. For example, three wives and four concubines were normal in ancient times, but now they are not. Monogamy is stipulated. Of course, this has no effect on you. You don’t have three wives and four concubines, but you have three small four small five... Anyway, what I mean is that your memories from different times will collide, if you don’t blend well. , Will...Bang, my head can't bear it, my thoughts explode, and I become a lunatic."
Lu Celadon became deeply worried and frowned, "It's okay for ordinary people to go crazy, just slap to death. But your own strength is against the sky, and it is difficult for anyone to subdue it. Going crazy will cause huge disasters..."
Tang Ye had never thought about such a thing before, and now that Lu Celadon said this, he felt that it was really the case. Suddenly he became deeply worried and looked at Lu Celadon and said, "What should I do?"
Lu Celadon looked gentle, took Tang Ye's hand, and said, "So you can't leave me, I'm a goddess, others can't subdue you, but I can. In short, you can't let me leave you, otherwise the consequences will be serious."
Tang Ye felt that Lu Celadon was right, that the power of the goddess could deal with all sudden changes. He looked at Lu Celadon and expressed regret, and said: "Celadon, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to trouble you..."
But, huh? Tang Ye suddenly felt something was wrong. Taking a look at Lu Celadon, the corners of Lu Celadon's mouth rose slightly, as if he was snickering in a conspiracy.
I rely on!
Tang Ye finally realized that what Lu Celadon said just now was intentional! This is changing the way to tease yourself! Let yourself keep her by your side forever!
Tang Ye really took it. The old eldest daughter could no longer come back, and she became such a dirty girl who teased herself like playing Infernal Affairs!
Lu Celadon didn’t care if Tang Ye had seen anything, he poked Tang Ye’s chest proudly, and hummed, “Don’t think I’m alarmist. After a few years, you said how much knowledge I have learned? How much have I analyzed? Every sentence I say represents a scientific theory. Understand? Although the theory is not necessarily correct, there is always some reference Value. Why did so many geniuses go crazy in the past? It's because they receive too much information, and they are too advanced to bear it. So if you want to make your life simpler and more stable, just listen to me honestly."
Tang Ye was really helpless to the celestial lady Lu Celadon, and hummed, "Well, well, I'll just listen to you, right?"
"Then you kiss me now?" Lu Celadon said proudly.
"Why?" Tang Ye rolled his eyes and asked.
"Because I need rewards, you can't just ask me to help you not reward them?" Lu Celadon's face flushed. If she gets close to Tang Ye, she will still be nervous.
"Oh." Tang Ye replied casually, then picked up Lu Celadon and threw it directly onto the sofa.
Lu Celadon smashed his **** and cursed, "Tang Ye, you are going to die!"
Of course Tang Ye didn't listen to her and kissed her. This is a **** routine, he won't be fooled by Lu Celadon!
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