My Wonderful Nurse Wife

Chapter 255: Stupid you!

Lu Celadon said to teach Tang Ye how to beat Yin Jun into a pig, but Tang Ye didn't feel exaggerated. Because of the celestial talent of Lu Celadon, there are unlimited possibilities.

Although Tang Ye didn’t inquire about Tiannv’s potion carefully, let alone how many abilities of Tiannv’s potion Lu Celadon mastered, but before, Lu Celadon gave him a light punch and beat him as a girl who had never been exposed to boxing. After taking a half step back, even if it was only half a step, he was convinced of Lu Celadon's ability.

What kind of existence is the goddess? He didn't know, and didn't bother to explore it, but Lu Celadon was living in his house, his family. As for the name of the girl, it is just a kind of humor in life.

Lu Celadon is not a joking woman, what she said, what Tang Ye believed. She once divided people's strength into three levels, point, line and surface. A person who makes a "point" is absolutely powerful. The people who play the "line" are usually those who are superior. The people who can only fight "face" are just ordinary warriors and ordinary people.

The only experts who can hit the "point" directly exist on the Guwu River and Lake. If any such expert goes outside, he will be invincible. As for Lu Celadon, although she doesn't have much strength, she can see "points". To see the "points" means to see through a person's weakness. Then it is very simple to defeat the enemy.

Everyone has weaknesses, even gods. There have been rumors that zombies are immortal, and it is impossible to kill them. However, when he encounters an expert who can see the "dot", the expert gently grabs his fatal "dot", and he will fall apart and die completely.

It is like destroying the most critical part of an object structure, causing the structure to collapse.

Those who can see the "dot" are so against the sky!

Tang Ye believed that Lu Celadon must have seen Yin Jun's weakness just now when he said that domineering words. At the same time, she was still a supercomputer. After seeing Yin Jun's weakness, she immediately analyzed and found the best attack method.

The best way to deal with Yin Jun is the one that Lu Celadon mentioned.

Tang Ye couldn't conceal his excitement. With the guidance of a heavenly existence like Lu Celadon, let alone a Yin Jun, ten more Yin Jun are not afraid!

Originally thought that the outcome was only five or five points, but now he has nine points to kill Yin Jun.

"Girl, let's talk about it, what's the meaning of hitting the two cows across the mountain?" Tang Ye couldn't wait to see Lu Celadon with eager eyes, as if looking at a little lady who had endured for a long time and finally could spend a night in the bridal chamber, wishing to rush to eat her.

Lu Celadon was a bit disdainful of his hot gaze, and still said blankly: "Do you know how to fight cattle?"

Her tone was cold and emotionless, as if speaking so proudly was a gift to humble people.

Tang Ye didn't care about her temperament, nodded and said, "It is natural to understand how to fight cattle from a mountain, but you don't understand what you said to fight a second cattle. Tell me?"

Fighting cattle across the mountain is actually a kind of martial arts that can attack people with the palm of a fist from a distance to knock people down. There are various names for this kind of kung fu, such as hitting people in the air, printing palms, and hundred-step magic boxing.

Generally speaking, as long as you have a good grasp of Qi Jin, it is not difficult to display it. Tang Ye can already do it.

Lu Qingci explained: "To fight the second cow is to fight twice. Two attacks, even if two cows are stacked together, have to avoid three points."

"Awesome!" Tang Ye exclaimed, "But I don't know how to fight a second cow."

Lu Celadon sneered, as if he was talking about Tang Ye's fool, and continued: "Fighting the second cow is just a fist blow, and the force that goes out in the air forms two attacks. The first attack is the power seen on the surface, the second The attack is much more powerful than the first attack several times."

Tang Ye's eyes lit up and asked, "How can I strike out two attacks with a single punch? It's a bit like a punch in a punch. I hit a punch, and then I charge up extra energy to form a second release of energy, unexpectedly. Attacks the enemy. However, these are all attached to the enemy's body, which makes the force impact on the enemy. If separated by a certain distance, it is good to be able to punch to form an impact. How can a second separation be produced? The strength of the distance?"

With that, Tang Ye tried to shake his fist, like a studious student, humbly asking for advice.

Lu Celadon is definitely not a amiable teacher, with a cold face as if Tang Ye owed her tens of millions, and hummed: "Know you are stupid, you stand still."

Tang Ye stood obediently.

Lu Celadon stepped out a few steps and moved two or three meters away from Tang Ye. Then she didn't see any energy storage work for her. He just punched and whirred, as if a breeze was blowing, Tang Ye clearly felt his chest lightened. Give it a light pound. This is not all, and then he was beaten again. A total of two blows, one punch in the air, two attacks, and two cows across the mountain!

Tang Ye really didn't know what to say to this girl, if she didn't have the foundation in martial arts, otherwise she would have jumped into a fairy strength. This Nima is fighting two cows across the mountain. Such a wonderful trick, those masters may not be able to learn it for a few years. She is good, and she can play when she speaks. This is not a talent that can be described. It should be said that she is a degraded. Fairies in the world are not comparable to mortals.

Seeing Tang Ye's stunned expression, Lu Celadon was not angry, nor did he give any explanation to his abilities. Feng Qingyun said indifferently, "Since I can see the points, I also have a thorough grasp of the lines and faces. To fight two cows across the mountain, one must understand one line, one face, and two points."

"Um..." Tang Ye stretched out his hand and touched his head, with an awkward expression on his face, and said, "Girl, I can't understand this point, line, and surface, your dad, it's very abstract to me, can you say it more vividly? ?"

Lu Qingci glared at him viciously, and hummed, "Isn't I usually clever? How can this be so stupid? Also, don't call me a girl, you are not my dad!"

Tang Ye deliberately bowed his hands in exaggeration, expressing humility to ask for advice, and said: "Woman, please enlighten me, okay?"

"Shameless!" Lu Celadon glared at him again, and began to teach him the coup of fighting two cows across the mountain.

Lu Celadon picked up a big stone and two small stones, and drew a line on the ground, put the big stone on the line, and put the two small stones before and after the big stone, and said: "The line is the line. The big stone is the noodle, and the two small stones are the points. They must be kept on the same line when they hit two cows across the hill. When they punch out to two-thirds, they make a short stay, staying a force, and at the same time create a noodle. Block this first force. As for the second force, it is punched out when the punch is completed. That is to say, the second force is actually the first force to be hit, only because it is blocked by the face, it stays in the first A second attack. This way it won’t be noticed by the enemy, understand?"

Tang Ye listened attentively, pretending to punch as Lu Celadon said, but when Lu Celadon asked if he didn't understand, he looked idiot and didn't even answer.

Alas, my head is a mess, how can I understand something so profound? She's not a girl, and she can fiddle with the ethereal dots, lines and surfaces as if she had opened the eyes of the sky.

Lu Qingci saw Tang Ye's bewildered look and knew that he didn't understand anything, so he kicked it and cursed, "You are stupid!"

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