My Wife Is A Princess

The atmosphere of Chun Festival permeates the streets and lanes, and most people have time to take to the streets, or to hang out, or to make fun, or to prepare for the last time.

Although the New Year atmosphere in the city is getting weaker every year, merchants still spare no effort to prepare for big discounts.

Especially the private shops in other places, rushing home in the afternoon or evening, want to clear the shop and even set a price below 30% off.

At the subway station, looking at the rows of red lanterns, Li Rongbu bought four tickets in front of the ticket machine, and was surprised to find that there were also a batch of firecrackers and lanterns printed on the subway tickets.

"This is the subway station. I don't know how scary the train station is." Li Banzhuang exhaled. This is the world's largest subway transit station. If you accidentally follow the signs, you may not find it in half an hour. The line you want to board.

"Well ... Sumei Electric donated 10,000 sleeping bags for the passengers who were stranded at the train station. Zhishui was there to help out today. She was most enthusiastic about this kind of charity." Li Rong smiled slightly, and some Sigh, usually used to it, but once the New Year, watching the people in the station, I really have to sigh, there are so many Chinese people, no matter how much investment in infrastructure projects, China's cement and steel account for more than half of the world ’s output, The Chinese are probably the best people to repair the earth.

"Buy it quickly, I'm going back." Annan Soo frowned. Although Annan Soo likes to watch dense ants crawl around, but so many black spots are moving, some are too dense, leaving the air full of depression and The noise of restlessness.

"It's really lively, but no one seems to set off firecrackers," said Concubine regretfully.

Entering the subway car, the large woven bags and suitcases of returning migrant workers occupy a lot of space. As the main transportation of China Shipping, subways that are punctual without traffic lights are most popular. Many people with cars are too lazy to drive. After all, Zhonghai has the most traffic lights. People in Xingzi's anxiety can't stand the rhythm of one minute stop and one minute in the main urban areas. Even if the subway is crowded, it is more convenient and quick.

Li Rong found a place, opened his arms, and said to the three girls, "Come in."

There are too many people, and Li Rong is afraid that they will be crowded, and they don't care about other people's eyes. It would have been jealous to have the three pleasing girls, and they all took it in their arms and protected them. Attract hatred.

"Don't come out together in the future." Anna Nanxiu became increasingly dissatisfied. She originally enjoyed this treatment alone, and now it was divided between the other two girls. The concubine was also ignored, and Li Banzhuang was so sweet. Laughing, and from time to time, looking at Lee ’s appearance tenderly is really disgusting to Annan.

"As soon as you go out, it's as if the whole world owes you five million." Li Banzhuang snorted and went out with Annan, it was really hard to make people happy. Whoever willing to go shopping is always a bad face.

"You're wrong. I just went out with you." Annan said blankly.

Li Rong said that no quarrels are allowed today, it seems to have no effect at all.

"The two of you will quarrel and stay for me. It is enough for me and my concubine to go shopping." Li Rongchang said with a stern expression.

An Nanxiu and Li Banzhuang glanced at each other, turned their heads, seeing nothing.

"Lee, this man has his hand in your pocket," said Concubine, pointing to a thin man with glasses next to him.

Li Rong looked back, quickly pressed his pockets, was distracted by the quarrel between An Nam Soo and Li Banzhuang, and almost lost his wallet. Li Rong glared at the skinny man. Although there was not much cash in the wallet, but The ID bank card is all there. If you lose it, it is not a normal trouble.

"Who are you calling a thief? Little girl, don't talk nonsense!" Feeling the concentrated eyes in the carriage, the thin man didn't panic, but just gritted his teeth to show a little threat.

"A thief ... what is a thief?" Concubine looked at the skinny man strangely. "I didn't say you were a thief, I just said you put your hand in his pocket, it's weird, why do you want to put your hand Put it in his pocket? "

The thin man stared at the concubine for a few moments. The pure eyes let him look away involuntarily, and found that Li Rong was still looking at himself, and could not help but be a little embarrassed: "Take care of her, if you are an idiot, don't Bring it out. "

"He scolds me!" Concubine felt her own small pocket, and the little sword was gone, so she felt a little wronged.

"It's an idiot who scolds other idiots," Li said in a soft voice, looking at her concubine with some distress, raising her head to look at the thief expressionlessly, and pinching the thief's cheek as soon as she reached out: "Apologize, otherwise I keep you from ever scolding idiots. "

"What!"

"Dare you hit someone!"

"Who saw him as a thief? How dare you hit someone without evidence?"

Suddenly there was a rare sense of righteousness in Pingri, and the crowd surrounded him. Lee knew that such thieves who committed crimes in the subway were basically gangs. After all, it was impossible to escape when the subway was running, and it was not easy to escape after reaching the station.

"Evidence is needed for beating people? When he scolds people, there is no evidence." Li Dalu sneered.

"Let him go!"

Four young men surrounded him, and Li Rong looked around, and finally let go of the thief.

"I don't even know what a thief is, isn't it an idiot?"

"Where would the young lady who didn't eat the fireworks on the earth come to take the subway? What would you pretend?"

"Count your acquaintance."

Seeing Li Rong's release, several young men gave a threatening look around and laughed proudly.

"I'll fight you again for a while," Li said to his concubine.

"Well." Concubine nodded heavily.

"Boring." Annan yawned.

"Brother, let's go together!" Li Banzhuang whispered. She knew that her brother would never be afraid of these thieves.

"Stay well." Li Rong quickly told Jing, "What a girl looks like with her hands."

Li Banzhuang frowned.

After getting out of the car, Li took a photo of the thief's shoulder.

"What?" There was still a bit of fear in the car. After all, so many people looked at him as a thief, but got out of the car and walked away. Who else has evidence that he is a thief? So the thief hurriedly exclaimed: "Brother's shoulder you photographed?"

"I said let you apologize, one last chance."

"Brothers, hit him, let's not give him a chance to regret it!" The thief beckoned, and the other four rushed over.

Lee gave one punch, and how ordinary people could eat his fists. Soon five people lay down on the ground, unable to move.

"Since you scolded an idiot, I have a question to test your IQ," Li said, patting the thief on the shoulder.

"Did you answer us, and you let us go?" Said the thief tremblingly. Which of the thieves had not fought? Naturally, it can be seen that this young man's fist and strength are not ordinary people at all. It is really unfortunate to encounter such stubble, but he just wants to spend some money for the New Year.

"The subject is very simple. A man walks into a train. It looks like twelve o'clock at midnight when he is ten minutes away. He looks around at him and asks a young man, Are you 28? Young The man nodded and said yes. However, he asked another middle-aged man, are you 45 years old this year? The middle-aged man is right, he asked an old lady, are you 82 years old? The old lady asked you in confusion How do you know? The man did n’t answer, but just repeated the conversation with the passenger. This man seems to have the ability to know the age of the other by looking at the other person ’s face. There are 15 minutes left on the site. The man asked the last lady. He said that you were 50 years old? The lady said with a smile, yes, but it was 51 years old in five minutes. Suddenly, the man's face was pale. She grabbed the lady's feet and took off her high heels. In the eyes of everyone's astonishment, she smashed the window glass of the train with her heels and jumped madly from the moving train ... "

"It's over?" The thief endured severe pain. The subject was really long, but what was the problem?

"The question is, why is he doing this?" Li Ronglai said with a smile.

The thief and the other four were desperately thinking, what was the problem? Without a head, the man was just like a young man who was crazy. After catching the thief, he came to test the IQ of others!

"Time is up, do you know the answer?" Li routing looked at his mobile phone, and was running out of time.

"That man is crazy!" A gang said the answer that he thought was the most reliable.

Others who are watching the excitement are curious about the answer. Some people have seen similar reasoning questions and opened their mouths, but think that they are not a thief and do not need to verify IQ. They have resisted.

"You can't guess such a simple question, you have a face scolding someone idiot?" Li Rizhao grabbed the thief, pinched his cheek to make him stand up, and turned back to An Nam Soo: "Annan So, tell them the answer. "

"It's very simple. That man's apparent ability is to be able to see the age of others. In fact, what he sees is the life span of others. The reason he asked one by one was that he felt that everyone would die this year ... a carriage. People of different ages died here in the same year. This situation was too rare, so he hoped to find the reason for this coincidence. When he asked the last woman, he understood that this woman's life expectancy was only 50 years, but She will be 51 years old in five minutes, which means that the woman will die in these five minutes, so he guessed that everyone in the carriage would die this year simply because a train accident might occur later, and the woman could not live He will die at the age of 51, so he quickly smashed the window glass to escape. "An Nanxiu did not think that Lee did not hesitate to believe how proud she was to answer. Such a question is too simple, a test The idiot's IQ problem actually let her explain it.

"What a terrible subject." Li Banzhuang quickly held her concubine's hand and spit out her tongue.

"That's the way it is." The thief suddenly realized, and then sneered: "We have a low IQ, if we have a high IQ ..."

"How old are you this year?" Li Rong asked with a smile.

"twenty four."

The thief had just finished speaking, his face was pale, he knelt down on the ground and begged for mercy: "We are wrong, we are not human, we are idiots, we apologize ..."

"The response is not slow, no wonder you can be a thief."

Li Rong stood up, pulled An Nanxiu away, and did not intend to send them to the Jing Inspection Bureau. For the Chinese New Year, he did not bother Jing Uncle Jing, and it is estimated that they did not have the courage and mood to steal things today. Already.

"Brother, you said such a topic, and asked people how old they are. It's weird. They thought you were going to kill them." Li Banzhuang pursed her lips. "Today is the New Year, and it's so scary. story."

"Brother is wrong. But fortunately, the concubine jing, otherwise you two quarrel, I have a headache that the thief would not even notice." Li Rong felt that this is of course Li Banzhuang and An Nanxiu's responsibility, otherwise why is he? The thief might reach into his pocket and find nothing.

"You can be quiet for a while ... I have something to do. I will meet at Huhai in half an hour." Li Banzhuang went out of the subway station and planned to act alone.

"What are you doing?" Lee asked strangely.

"Private affairs." Li Banzhuang laughed.

"I'm still on business ... go early and return early." Li Rongliang smiled, regardless of her, the girl, there are always such little secrets.

Li Banzhuang stopped a taxi. "Master, Happy New Year ... Go to the Government Affairs Center."

"Hehe, tomorrow is the New Year. Little girl, the government affairs center is not working today, what are you going to do?" The master saw such a smiling little girl, and could not bear to run for nothing, so she did not hurry to play the meter.

"I checked, they are off work at 11 am today, and still have time." Li Banzhuang said holding the account book in his hand.

"Oh, that's gone."