My wife is a dragon

Chapter 199 I refuse (4.8K)

The next day, Xia Li sent the evil dragon to work, and he was thinking about what happened last night at home.

He turned over the comment record of the black avatar user and sorted out all the useful information.

There are over a hundred comments under this account.

More than 80 of them were left in the comment section of Xia Li's book.

This is still because he can't count the number of squirting between people in the building. If he counts the replies on those floors, there are probably thousands of them.

He is a very active reader.

After studying it all morning, Xia Li summarized three points.

1. It is very certain that the world depicted by the black avatar user is not Azero continent, but another world.

2. That world is also a magical world. Unlike Aze, it is more cruel and bloody. According to Brother Blackhead, that world has been ruled by races similar to those of the demons.

3. The black-headed brother finally fulfilled his mission and returned to the earth smoothly, but he is living a very unsatisfactory life now.

"If it's not a conjecture, it's really a time traveler."

Xia Li sat in front of the computer and saved the organized information in an Excel table.

I have seen people who claim to be time travelers on the Internet before. Most of them also have their own complete worldview. They remember the fantasy world in their hearts, and even specially invented the written language of another world, so as to Gain a lot of attention and traffic online.

But the final outcome was without exception, and it disappeared after being exposed.

And the reason why Xia Li believes in this black-headed brother...

In addition to Xia Li himself being a time traveler and being able to empathize with him, there is another thing.

His emotions were too strong.

A story can be written, and a worldview can be nonsense, but emotions cannot.

If it weren't for the limited ability to express words, Xia Li even felt that this person's performance in reality would be more intense.

"Buzz" the phone vibrates.

Xia Li took the cell phone on the table and took a look.

When I saw the beating and lively avatar, my frown finally stretched out.

Girlfriend: Show you the puppy.

Girlfriend: [Picture]

In the photo, a puppy dog ​​with a ponytail appears in the camera. The puppy sticks out his tongue and is very cute. Lucia is teasing it with her hands. The puppy looks resistant and it is not difficult to see the horror in its dark eyes. .

Summer dawn: Show you a look at your wife.

Xia Li took a handsome photo and took a selfie.

Lucia heard this fresh word for the first time.

Girlfriend: Looking for your wife? Where?

Summer dawn: It's me.

Girlfriend:...You are so childish.

Summer Dawn: You are a little dragon, who is naive?

Put down your phone, and it is noon in a blink of an eye.

I have to sigh for the most of the day wasted today.

For Xia Li, every day is crucial.

In addition to completing part-time jobs, learning the above things is the top priority.

The next veterinary qualification exam is in June, and Xia Li has less than three months left.

He has to use the remaining three months to persevere in the professional courses that others have lasted for four years. This intensity is more difficult than returning to another world to kill dragons.

‘What’s wrong? Sister Long turned off the engine for you? ’

"…I was shocked."

Just as he opened the takeaway and took a bite, Xia Li listened to a professional knowledge speech while eating. The neutral sound suddenly appeared in his mind scared him to almost let go of his chopsticks.

‘Don’t smuggle to a small country? ’

Wuqi flipped through the window and jumped onto the table to see Xia Li's cell phone.

He was able to listen to the class so leisurely, which proved that Sister Long had cured his impulse a few days ago and no longer yelled to buy an ID card to get married immediately.

That's right, this brother can't use any magic on Earth.

If you really want to consider the extraordinary things, you must nod your head and agree.

As for the current situation, Long Jie should be very satisfied with her current life, so she would not agree to Xia Li to take this risk.

‘I knew you wouldn’t go. ’

Wuqi knew that he had guessed very accurately.

He held the bag hanging on his body with his mouth. He couldn't pull the zipper, and a lot of things fell out of it.

There are used wires, batteries, magnifying glasses, and glass fragments...

"Why did you bring the garbage back?" Xia Li looked at the scrap metal with disgust.

Wuqi choked: ‘What do you know? This is a necessary prop... Didn’t you say you want to go abroad? Then I don’t have to clean up and prepare! ’

Xia Li stared at the pile of garbage, speechless.

“…”

Thinking of this being something that stray cat picked up, everything is reasonable again.

"I seem to have met a time traveler, online."

Xia Li packed up the food delivery box and told Wuqi about the black-headed user I met before the New Year.

After listening to this, Wuqi remained skeptical about it.

‘How could such a coincidence happen…’

Wuqi shook his tail, stretched out his claws and played with the cotton coming towards him for a few times.

‘The probability of making up randomly is very high. ’

‘I don’t think it’s necessary to care. You are just netizens. Whether it’s true or false does not matter. It’s impossible to meet anyway, so there is no need to ask for a certificate. ’

Unlike Xia Li's opinion, Wuqi acted very coldly about this matter.

He is a cat, and there are many things he can't do, let alone help other humans.

'I know what you are worried about. '

After playing with Xiao Mianhua for a while, Wuqi rolled on the ground with his paws raised, and then looked up at the expression on Xia Li's face who was standing upside down in his sight.

No wonder Xia Li is called a 'brave man'.

There is a reason why the other world over there chose Xia Li to be a brave man.

It must have been screened for character, personality, and beliefs.

If it were Wuqi himself, he would only choose to eat melons and watch the show, or hide far away...

But Xia Li, he really seems to help that person, and he cares about it.

'Anyway, there are no extraordinary powers on Earth, no magic, and no superpowers like mine. Even if the other party is really a time traveler, he can bring little harm to this society... If there is a problem, it is better to let the police solve it. '

Wuqi was worried that this brother would get anxious again, and after saying that, he thought about it and added.

‘Don’t forget,’

‘Sister Long’s identity cannot withstand interrogation. ’

‘Don’t make things complicated. ’

“…”

Wuqi’s words made Xia Li dazed for a moment.

The living room was quiet for a moment, leaving only the sound of Mianhua eating cat food in front of the cat bed.

Outside the window, green buds have already appeared on the branches. This touch of vibrant color swept away the silence of winter.

Winter is gone and spring is here, everything is moving in a good direction.

Xia Li took a long breath, closed the user interface displayed on the phone, and turned on the professional online course of the small broken station to continue listening to the class.

Wuqi saw that what he said was effective, and he also breathed a sigh of relief.

The bored uncle cat accompanied the half-year-old kitten to make a fuss for an afternoon.

When the set mobile phone alarm rang, Xia Li suddenly came to his senses. It was already this time.

The flow time when studying quietly passed quickly.

This reminded Xia Li of his high school days, when he was working on a math problem during evening self-study. An hour passed by with his head lowered and raised. At that time, he really felt that time was slipping away.

"I'll take care of your bag of garbage."

As he took the key and prepared to go out, Xia Li saw that the trash can at home was almost full. While throwing away the garbage, he saw a pile of scrap copper and iron on the ground.

Wuqi pouted, a little unhappy.

This is the treasure he found with great difficulty...

Do you know how difficult it is for a cat to pick up so many things and put them away!

"... You can pick up this kind of garbage, why don't you think about picking up some money on the road." Xia Li couldn't help complaining while packing.

Wuqi: 'I do want to, but modern people don't carry money when they go out, where can I pick it up...'

"It's okay to pick up other things, it's better than your... things that the junk collector downstairs is not willing to take." Xia Li retorted mercilessly.

The man and the cat chatted downstairs.

Xia Li threw the broken waist bag that Wuqi picked up into the trash can.

I don’t know where this cat picked up the bag, but it’s interesting to see it on him.

This thing reminds Xia Li of a pet carrier bag, which can carry some weight on the pet.

However, they are all designed for large dogs, and are rarely used for cats.

“How about I give you something useful?”

Xia Li thought of another thing.

‘What? ’

Wuqi was peeing in the small garden, and heard Xia Li talking to him, so he ran over again.

Xia Li took a look and saw that there were no passers-by in the courtyard of the community, so he lowered his voice and tried not to sound crazy when talking to the cat.

“Do you want a phone watch?”

‘Ah… um? ’

Wuqi had watches in his time, but no phone watches.

When he was the director of the hospital, he saw children wearing this kind of thing. It had a very small dial and was easy to operate. Children as young as three years old could wear it.

‘Is it okay? ? ’

Wuqi thought this kind of thing was quite fresh.

He had not come into contact with decent electronic products since he became a cat, and Xia Li's proposal immediately excited him.

Just imagine... a cat wearing a phone watch would not only significantly improve its quality of life, but also become famous in the cat world.

‘Okay, okay, buy one, brother, I will be your cat in the future! ’

Wuqi is also a man of action, and he does what he says.

He jumped up and hung on Xia Li's body.

Fortunately, Xia Li was wearing thick clothes, so the cat's claws did not hurt him.

Xia Li pulled the cat off with disgust, twisted the back of his neck and twisted him into the car.

Fortunately, there was no traffic jam today, and Xia Li had enough time to go out to pick up Lucia and go home. When he passed a children's watch store, he stopped the car.

The shopping speed was very fast, and Xia Li only had two functional requirements.

The first point: the input method can be handwritten or typed.

Second point: the size is small enough.

In the end, Xia Li chose a super small watch face for Wuqi, which is only 1 inch in size, about 3.3 cm in length and width. After shortening the length of the wristband, it just fits Wuqi's arm.

An extra surprise is that this watch can also be charged wirelessly.

As long as Xia Li puts the charger on the balcony, Wuqi can put his paw on it when he comes back to charge it. This is not a hassle for one person and one cat.

After installing the chat software and phone card, Xia Li handed the watch to Wuqi.

The phone card inside is still Xia Li's own.

When he got broadband a few years ago, he got three cards from the phone package. He gave one to Lucia and one to Wuqi, and they were just enough.

Wuqi: There is no danger ahead, over

As an 18-year-old uncle from the last century, the nine-square input method is handy for Wuqi.

The disadvantage is that it is easy to make mistakes, and being tied to the arm will affect the body's activity.

But compared with the advantages it brings, this disadvantage is insignificant.

"I bought this thing for you because I have a task for you, don't just play with it."

Wuqi: I know, I will be your cat from now on!

Wuqi sat in the back row and typed with his claws. He edited this message for several minutes, which was even more difficult than Lucia who had just learned to write by hand.

Arriving downstairs at the pet hospital, Xia Li planned to go upstairs to take over today.

Wuqi's cat shadow jumped out and quickly disappeared on the street.

After suffering a loss last time, he would never be a light bulb this time.

He couldn't look at Sister Long directly after kissing Brother Xia. She might vent her anger on him and kill him in a second.

Xia Li stood at the stairs, watching the black cat disappear without a trace, and then he retracted his gaze.

It's not strange to hang such a small watch on a cat.

In order to prevent cats from getting lost, modern people often install locators. Some even hang cameras on the necks of cats to do live webcasts from the cat's perspective.

The reason why Xia Li bought a watch for Wuqi was to facilitate contact.

This guy comes and goes without a trace, so having a fixed contact method is better than him randomly appearing at home and scaring Xia Li.

And there's one more thing.

Wuqi can be his spy.

For example, if Lucia encounters any difficulties in the hospital, Wuqi can tell Xia Li as soon as possible.

Xia Li can also secretly see what Long does at work.

This wave is equivalent to buying a satisfactory mobile camera, which is very profitable.

"Old Xia, this way."

Just as he reached the stairs, the evil dragon coming out of the elevator called Xia Li.

It was a bit cold when he went out this morning. Lucia wore a snow-white scarf. Her pretty and rosy face was wrapped in the white plush scarf, which made her look even softer and cuter.

Lucia jumped over. There was no one else in the elevator. She hugged Xia Li's arm generously.

Xia Li immediately felt that her arm was squeezed between the soft mountains, and the expression on her face softened.

"Who are you talking about, Old Xia? You are disrespectful..."

"You are in your twenties, not young anymore."

"I am Old Xia, so you are Old Dragon."

"No, no," Lucia shook her head and said seriously, "According to age and seniority, I am your great-great-great-grandmother... You can call me great-grandma."

"Great-grandma? I still call you great..."

Xia Li paused and said, "You are dreaming. Who did you learn from? I am only willing to call you wife."

"Hmph..."

Lucia snorted. She knew that Xia Li wanted to take advantage of her every day.

Fortunately, she is smarter now than before.

Xia Li looked at the little expression on Long's face and suddenly felt a sense of crisis.

It was too radical to let Long go out to work.

What he learned outside was not the kind of house-playing games at home.

He grew up too fast.

In the past, Xia Li could grasp all of Lucia's emotions and ways of thinking. This feeling made him feel that he could hold Lucia firmly in his hands.

But now, Lucia has become more and more difficult to guess, which made Xia Li feel a sense of crisis.

Such a "desire for control" is actually not a healthy mental state.

To control the other party firmly, not only the other party is imprisoned, but also oneself.

When two people are together, it is normal to be unpredictable.

Life needs such "accidents" as a seasoning.

"Old Xia, how did you deal with the matter of the network traverser."

Lucia got in the car, put her legs together, and looked like an old leader who was about to start speaking.

She also cares about what happened last night.

Xia Li didn't know what this guy had learned from him.

He glanced at the stinky dragon and said lightly: "Seat belt."

"Oh oh..."

The dragon was defeated in a second, and hurriedly looked for the seat belt, and then buckled it around his waist.

"This matter..." Xia Li kept it a secret, "If you change the word 'Xia' to 'Gong', I will tell you."

"..."

Lucia knew that the hero was setting a trap for him.

She had foolishly stepped on many heroes' traps before, so she was fooled into becoming a girlfriend!

If it happened again, she would still be Xia Li's girlfriend, but this time she would definitely be the girlfriend who suppressed Xia Li.

Lucia puffed up her cheeks and turned her head away.

"Don't talk to Lao Xia."

"Okay, then I'll talk to my wife."

"..."

Xia Li didn't suffer any loss at all, and he almost got used to calling his wife.

The dragon ignored him and left him a round side face for him to see.

That little face was almost as red as a monkey's butt.

Xia Li was happy in his heart and held the steering wheel to shift gears.

Wuqi was right, the ordinary life is the truth.

This is not like the other world, where you can draw your sword to help when you encounter injustice, and sometimes you are too passionate and just rush in with your sword.

On Earth, in the real society, all actions must be considered for consequences.

If this kind of ‘consequence’ involves Lucia, Xia Li will withdraw his help and choose to refuse.