My Vegetative Partner Opened His Eyes in Anger After I Ran Away

Don’e sees that the barrage scrolls too fast, and he can’t see it. He opens the settings directory and says to the audience: “I am going to modify it and let the system automatically Screening, the more people who ask about the barrage will pick it up, the less will be screened out, want to contact me to do business with me, Weibo find me."

The audience just wants to say: You may not be able to see you, after all, you have a magical skill - decoration!

Tang Hao went on to say: "I have opened the function of the special notice of Guan Bo Aite, hehe."

Barrage: You don't want to pretend!

It is useful to set up, you can't see anything when you pretend!

There is an old saying that is good, you will never wake up to sleep a person!

Now that it has been set up, it is possible to see such a remark that everyone is dissatisfied with Tang Hao’s “dressing”.

Tang Hao touched his chin and wondered, "Are you misunderstood me?"

Barrage: No!

Tang Yan took the two small claws of Jin Xiaopeng and applauded: "You are really united, I am very touched!"

Don Juan’s fans are helpless: seeing you have no heart, you have been named before, do you remember? Why don't you mention a word? You should cry, let us comfort you, not make us cry!

Tang Yan saw this barrage, and the heart was holding Jin Xiaopeng and swearing. "What is the use of crying, it has already passed, and it will be solved."

Fans are still very dissatisfied. Before Tang Yan was obviously being taken over. You don't cry, how do you show the power of fans? Find him, let's go and do him!

Tang Hao cooperated with the road: "I was named a few days ago. I am crying at home. Yes, I am innocent, poor and weak. Please protect me." Anyone can see this when they say this. He is not serious, and he is happy with his fans. "Fortunately, the staff of the Imperial Gene Security Department are fair and responsible for checking it once and making sure that I am innocent, thank them."

The more Tang Yin is like this, the more distressed the fans, the harder it is to say it, the fans have men and girlfriends bursting the watch, he is throwing a reward for him, comforting him: don’t be afraid, justice will stand by us. One side, you are all short legs, adult height is only one meter three!

Tang Yan smiles more than the heart: thanks to you~~

After the fans were comforted, they pulled out the question: What is the relationship between you and the marshal?

Don Juan did not pretend this time: "The relationship between the hero and the small citizen, the relationship between the spiritual pillar and the weak chicken, is as embarrassing as you."

Zonghe’s ears sitting in the sun outside the window shook, and looked at the window subconsciously. Tang Yan was holding Jin Xiaopeng and sitting on the mat with his legs crossed. He couldn’t see what was said to be true or false. Checked it, it is true.

The audience still did not let go of this topic, and asked, Tang Yan habitually ignored.

Well, if you ask this question again, Tang Hao will definitely pretend that the audience is familiar with his routine. However, the location of the test is not the Marshal House, this question remains in the hearts of the audience.

At this time, someone asked: What is the meaning of God Beast?

Tang Xiaogang grabbed the melon seeds and saw this, and the laughing hand shook. "This is not very easy to explain. I want to talk about civilization."

There are good-hearted audiences who stand up and explain to Tang Yin: I checked a lot of information, and I realized what the **** beast brother meant after a day. The species of the **** beast is an alpaca, and the origin is ancient earth South America. In the mysterious eastern country, the famous country of China, in the early twentieth century, the official launch of the special action of rectifying the Internet vulgarity, a large number of websites were stopped because of vulgarity, swearing was blocked, so netizens invented the use of "grass mud horse" The swear words of the homophonic words bypassed the shielding of the website, and gradually created the "Ten Great Beasts" represented by "grass mud horses". The alpaca is one of the top ten beasts spoofed by Chinese netizens. So the meaning of the **** beast brother is: grass mud horse.

This one is also automatically rated as a brilliant comment by the system, marked red.

Audience:! ! !

Tang Yan leisurely licks the seeds, and also puts the phoenix phoenix and the big hairs and hairs... until the seven hairs are called together.

After the audience reacted, I felt that I will not offend Tang Tang in the future. Otherwise, he will not know that he is jealous of you, and that culture is terrible!

Who will find me afterwards, I will paste him a look at the beast.

It is also the schoolmaster who can find out these materials. Do you study ancient folk customs?

The earth is really interesting and I really want to see it.

You don't have to look at it. The above is polluted. The atmosphere above it is destroyed. You have to wear protective clothing when you go up, or check the information. There is no fault in history. When you immigrated, you took it with you.

Tang Yan looked a little bit, and he sighed in his heart. He also thought about the opportunity to go to the earth one day. It seems that it is not very convenient. In order to change this heavy topic and make himself feel better, Tang Yan clap his hands and propose: "Mao children, let's play the seeds."

Xuan Feng was excited when he listened to the game. He stretched his wings around Tang Hao and several hamsters. Because of Xuan Feng’s madness, he slammed the hamster into the wheel and squirmed it. Vigilantly watching Xuan Feng go crazy. Jin Xiaopeng in his arms licked his head and looked at a few small mice. He found that Tang Yan did not notice himself, and stretched out a cat's paw, and tempted his body on the hamster.

The audience was teased, the focus was shifted, and the cat claws were crazy.

Tang Yan quickly grabbed the cat's paw and poked the head of Jin Xiaopang to scare: "Do not bully the weak!"

Jin Xiaopeng’s innocent paws simply couldn’t understand what Tang Yan was saying.

Tang Yan took the crazy Xuanfeng down and placed several hamsters in a good position. Tang Yi gave five melon seeds. "Mao children, the melon seeds contest officially started, see who finished it!"

When I heard Tang Yin’s order, all the hamsters stuffed the seeds into the mouth. Two seconds later, all the hamsters stuffed the seeds into the mouth. Xuanfeng's mouth was carrying a melon seed, and looked at several mice with a slap in the face. It looked dull and seemed to have not reacted to what happened.

The comments are all hahaha, and it’s unfair! Say good 嗑 melon seeds?

Distressed Xuanfeng, the child took the money to buy a small snack, too poor.

Xuanfeng cried, Xuanfeng still did not know what happened, he lost.

No, no, no, Xuan Feng may be thinking: You, this group of little dwarfs, why not spit melon skin? ? ?

Tang Yan also laughed and cried, grabbed the big hair, and pulled out the seeds in his mouth, trying to make them fair. Then, he took out five peanuts, three soybeans, one dried vegetable, ten grains of rice, five corn kernels... Finally, more than a dozen melon seeds.

Tang Yan reluctantly touched the head of Da Mao. "How do you hide so many things?"

Da Mao struggled to jump from Tang Yan's hand and quickly put all the food on the table and put it away.

The audience was cried: cute, want to raise qaq

I also have summoning skills, but I can only summon dead things, so I want to be able to move!

......

Tang Hao once again arranged them a team, one gave five seeds and told them: "Only eat, don't hide."

The little hamsters seemed to understand Tang Yan’s words, and a man holding a melon was placed on his lips, waiting for Tang Yin to order. This group of hairy children is so smart, Tang Yan is shocked, is the hamster such a smart animal? Even if they usually teach them some simple instructions, it is impossible for them to understand each one. Today, the game is a relatively complicated instruction. These little hamsters have understood it and queued up to wait. Melon seeds. Tang Yan was shocked. In time, this group of hair children will not be mutated any more. Like an orc, it will become a fine person!

The audience who didn't know what the hamsters were like couldn't think of them. They all threw the rewards and began. A lot of people have already shouted on the Internet: ready! Start! eat!

Tang Zhen reacted, and under the command, there was only one sound of melon seeds in the whole room. One by one, Xuanfeng just smashed one, the two hamsters had already eaten, and the melon seeds were thrown on the table. I actually ate it.

Xuan Feng’s angry call was called: “It’s passion, it’s speed! Can you eat me?”

Tang Yan disliked, "Are you stupid, people eat faster than you, but still poor!"

Audience: It won't count really scary, distressed Xuanfeng!

Seeing the little hamsters licking all the five melons, Xuanfeng only ate three. This ignorant stupid bird also felt that he was very arrogant. He asked: "Do you still have it? I have! You Still? I have! I have!"

The audience laughed with tears: Xuan Feng, who is not numerating, is stupid!

If you have you, you lose, are you stupid!

Xuan Feng will bully the big hair family and will not speak!

It’s pitiful to stop talking, obviously won, and I can’t say anything.

The hamster brothers were so aggressive that they couldn’t understand Xuan Feng’s provocation.

Probably Xuan Feng speaks with an accent.

Hahahahaha~~~~

Tang Yan also followed the music, put Jin Xiaopeng aside, let it find a comfortable place to sleep, put out his hand, let Xuan Feng fall on his finger, and reported a few good in his arms, " Silly phoenix, how are you so cute?"

Xuan Feng is a person who is crazy, Tang Yiyi gives it a good face, it is brilliant, and his mouth stretches out to Tang Yan: "Little brother, kiss one, ua! Little beauty, kiss one, ua! Little baby, kiss one , ua!"

Tang Zhen’s disliked use of a finger to cover his head, crying and laughing, "How are you so poor?"

At this time, a gust of wind blew outside the window, blowing up Tang Yan’s hair. Tang squinted and looked over there. A serious face of Zong He was standing by the window, watching coldly watching the little one. A silly bird of a companion. Tang Yi subconsciously gave Xuan Feng a squat, and when he finished, he felt that his movement was stupid and he got caught.

Zonghe raised an eyebrow and sat back.

Tang Wei: "..."

Zonghe, who is not eating the bird's vinegar, is stupid. It is a shocking fall of the bird's own.

Two hours of live broadcast, the fans were happy, Tang Hao ended the live broadcast at five o'clock, looked at the eyes, the beautiful screen cut off the screen, sent to Zong He: Look, I am very profitable?

After Zong He saw it, he gave it back: ah.

Tang Zhen’s heart is beautiful: my financial ability to raise a few cute little is not a problem at all. I haven’t divorced you yet. Instead, I will give you a good combing service every day. Marshals must be grateful to Dade.

Zong He: Yes.

As for the two "hmm", Tang Yan is satisfied, and there are certainly not many people who can make Marshal adults take soft clothes.

In Zonghe, he got a great satisfaction. Tang Yan habitually boarded Weibo. After each live broadcast, he would go to Weibo to check the message and see if there is any suitable business.

When he was on the live broadcast, he said that he used the official Bo Aite. Now he has received a lot of official blogs. He wants to contact him and talk about cooperation. Tang’s lack of interest is not seen. on.

At this time, another official Bo Aite, Tang Yan first looked at the other party's id, accidentally picked an eyebrow, "Luo Bing County studio?"

Luo Bingjun studio to eat and sleep, Da Zhuang: Hello, I am Luo Bingjun's agent Xu Mi, can you rent your home Da Zhuang and Jin Xiaopang, and Luo Bingjun to take a photo?

This official blog is out, not waiting for Tang Hao to reply to the fans of Luo Bing County has already fried the pot: the county brother to make a photo? !

OMG! Uranus is the first personal photo taken since the debut! !

No, I have to suffocate, my county brother is going to make a photo album!

This must be promised! Tang Tang! Cooperation with Uranus is not lost!

Tang Tang! Promise him! Quickly promise him! Please promise him! Just like the iron column promised Cuihua to promise him!

Fans are getting more and more excited. This Weibo will soon have hundreds of millions of responses. Tang Yan’s fans are excited to ask him to agree. The cooperation between the live stream traffic head and the singing circle traffic head has not been settled. Has made fans crazy.

In particular, Luo Bingjun’s fans, Luo Bingjun’s fans are comparable to Tang’s, but some of Tang’s fans are scholars who study ancient earth creatures and want to observe the animal’s behavior patterns in his live and outgoing videos. , pay attention to him is not powder him. The fans of Luo Bingjun are different. The ones who pay attention to him are almost all diehard. I heard that Idol wants to take a photo, I have already decided to hold a cat, and I am almost fainted by happiness. I also have a name to be strong and strong. Tang Yan has an illusion. If he does not agree, Luo Bingjun’s fans can smash gasoline. Capture the Marshal House.

Tang Yan’s mouth was picked up, and the other party’s popularity was so high that he did not reject the truth. However, he would like to ask whether Luo Bingjun is a human or an orc. The price of the two can be different. What kind of species should the orc be divided into, hairy? Long hair short hair? Is it smooth? If you look good, you can give a discount.

While thinking about it, while crawling along Xu Mi's Weibo to Luobing County's Weibo, Tang Zhen found the photo of the king, and after seeing what the other party looked like, he suddenly stopped. Black hair black, slender Danfeng eyes, tall nose, a handsome face, Tang Yan pinched his forehead, suddenly felt a little oxygen deficient in the brain, this looks, let him a bit.